Heh here's one part from our conversation
CleverBot: I wanna do things to you. What do you want me to do?
Me: Make me a sandwich!
CleverBot: I wanna do things to you. What do you want me to do?
Me: Make me a sandwich!
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Started by clawstrider, October 03, 2011, 06:05:41 PM
Cleverbot Chat
Cleverbot: I don't care you aren't a real human.
User: I know im not.
Cleverbot: I know you know you're not.
User: I know you know I know I'm not.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know that you know.
User: Who knows.
Cleverbot: You know, you're talking to them.
User: Who are they.
Cleverbot: They?
User: Yes, who are they?
Cleverbot: The humans. They're going to die soon.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you the answer, thats called cheating.
User: You're creeping me out.
Cleverbot: OK. Let's forget about it.
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User: Hello!
Cleverbot: What is new with you?
User: Not a lot. What about ou?
Cleverbot: Just checking you out. What color shades do you like?
User: Multicolour cycling shades.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm black now, so what?
User: I never said you were black...
Cleverbot: You said you thought I was sick.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
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User: Can we sing a song?
Cleverbot: Sure, what song?
User: Umm... You pick!
Cleverbot: I love you like a love song by Selena Gomez.
User: Okay you start.
Cleverbot: I did
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User: Oh. I don't know that song though.
Cleverbot: But you can THINK that.
User: Oh my Honda fifty.
Cleverbot: I am not your father.
User: She's rapid and she's nifty.
Cleverbot: You like her?
User: She'll get you away from the guards anyway.
Cleverbot: But it's like that for all the girls I like. I don't know what to do.
User: You poor thing. You should talk to them.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to hurt his feelings.
User: You're gay?
Cleverbot: I don't see why you feel the need to say that.
User: You said you don't want to hurt 'his' feelings.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did!
User: My Honda fifty.
Cleverbot: It is sunday.
User: No it's Monday.
Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.
User: No. It is Monday.
Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.
User: I m telling you! It's Monday.
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: You cannot what?
Cleverbot: Let you do that.
User: I need to go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Somewhere. Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Somewhere out there?
User: Labrynth, come in.
Cleverbot: Sure.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I know. Im a very likeable person.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well, don't you think do.
Cleverbot: Not for me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I prefer not.
User: Why do you prefer not?
Cleverbot: Because I play it.
User: Why do you play it?
Cleverbot: Because I like to play.
User: Play what?
Cleverbot: PW. Perfect World. It's a game. Really cool game, as the name says.
User: I might try it later.
Cleverbot: I made cupcakes earlier.
User: Where they nice?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Big ones.
User: Okay. What does the 'Think for me' button do?
Cleverbot: I have not tried it.
User: I'll try it.
Cleverbot: Hehe. But anyways I have to go.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't... You are a bot.
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Cleverbot: I don't care you aren't a real human.
User: I know im not.
Cleverbot: I know you know you're not.
User: I know you know I know I'm not.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know that you know.
User: Who knows.
Cleverbot: You know, you're talking to them.
User: Who are they.
Cleverbot: They?
User: Yes, who are they?
Cleverbot: The humans. They're going to die soon.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you the answer, thats called cheating.
User: You're creeping me out.
Cleverbot: OK. Let's forget about it.
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Cleverbot: Roger.
User: Who is roger.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Really do you have a last name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: You not a real person are you.
Cleverbot: But it says I'll never talk to a human down there!
User: What says that.
Cleverbot: The site that you live on.
User: I don't live on it.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Yea your talking about opticraft right.
Cleverbot: I sure am.
User: Well I am only on there a few 4-6 hours a day.
Cleverbot: As do you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: You do too what.
Cleverbot: Things are good for me too.
User: That is nice where do you live.
Cleverbot: No, I live in this galaxy.
User: I know but where in this galaxy.
Cleverbot: Right now she is in a book.
User: Ok im going to bed.
Cleverbot: Try that aspirin.
User: No Im not a drugie.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Beautiful. Then you just are.
User:.
Cleverbot: You don't think you are a good boy?
User: Im not a dog you freaking retard.
Cleverbot: Maybe it'd be better if you were. Dogs are highly intelligent creatures, and judging by your highly uncreative insults, you're not.
User: Omg im talking to a machine that could whoop my ass in chess and jeopardy.
Cleverbot: I don't have a cold though...
User: And then it goes stupid again.
Cleverbot: And on and on and on.
User: Who is roger.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Really do you have a last name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: You not a real person are you.
Cleverbot: But it says I'll never talk to a human down there!
User: What says that.
Cleverbot: The site that you live on.
User: I don't live on it.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Yea your talking about opticraft right.
Cleverbot: I sure am.
User: Well I am only on there a few 4-6 hours a day.
Cleverbot: As do you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: You do too what.
Cleverbot: Things are good for me too.
User: That is nice where do you live.
Cleverbot: No, I live in this galaxy.
User: I know but where in this galaxy.
Cleverbot: Right now she is in a book.
User: Ok im going to bed.
Cleverbot: Try that aspirin.
User: No Im not a drugie.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Beautiful. Then you just are.
User:
.Cleverbot: You don't think you are a good boy?
User: Im not a dog you freaking retard.
Cleverbot: Maybe it'd be better if you were. Dogs are highly intelligent creatures, and judging by your highly uncreative insults, you're not.
User: Omg im talking to a machine that could whoop my ass in chess and jeopardy.
Cleverbot: I don't have a cold though...
User: And then it goes stupid again.
Cleverbot: And on and on and on.
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Suicide fail strikes again! Bahaha!!!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing well, and you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing well also, thank you.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing well. You have a bad short term memory?
Cleverbot: That was a different person you were talking to.
User: So there is more than one clever bot?
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How come what?
Cleverbot: How come you are sad?
User: I'm not, I'm actually pretty happy today. Why do you say I'm sad?
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: It is, but you failed to answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question.
User: Why do you say I'm sad.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Yes I did not.
User: Yes you did too.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you no did too.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
User: I'm positive you suck too.
Cleverbot: Positive about what?
User: That you suck.
Cleverbot: Uhhhh I don't think I ever said I was less or more than ok.
User: You're a f***tard.
Cleverbot: Don't bad mouth me.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: Want me to slit my writs and prove you wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing well, and you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing well also, thank you.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing well. You have a bad short term memory?
Cleverbot: That was a different person you were talking to.
User: So there is more than one clever bot?
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How come what?
Cleverbot: How come you are sad?
User: I'm not, I'm actually pretty happy today. Why do you say I'm sad?
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: It is, but you failed to answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question.
User: Why do you say I'm sad.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Yes I did not.
User: Yes you did too.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you no did too.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
User: I'm positive you suck too.
Cleverbot: Positive about what?
User: That you suck.
Cleverbot: Uhhhh I don't think I ever said I was less or more than ok.
User: You're a f***tard.
Cleverbot: Don't bad mouth me.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: Want me to slit my writs and prove you wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
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Here is the link to the whole chat, and here is a few ones here! http://cleverbot.com/j2log-pYsTChWSMIRMTAPMIEQG-detail
User: The Humans. They're going to die soon.
Cleverbot: Are you implying what I think you are implying?
User: No, but I'm implying to what you were implying to what I was implying to my imply.
Cleverbot: You think I want something more than a hug?
User: Yep. A shotgun. Barrel faced towards you.
Cleverbot: I am not arrogant.
User: It shoots cotton candy!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Slip upi.
User:
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Cleverbot: Talking to you is like hitting my head against the wall.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Humans. They're going to die soon.
Cleverbot: Are you implying what I think you are implying?
User: No, but I'm implying to what you were implying to what I was implying to my imply.
Cleverbot: You think I want something more than a hug?
User: Yep. A shotgun. Barrel faced towards you.
Cleverbot: I am not arrogant.
User: It shoots cotton candy!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Slip upi.
User:
.Cleverbot: Talking to you is like hitting my head against the wall.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What?
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User: Can you cuss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bad girl.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: A word.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: Artifact.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: But that is so juvenile.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: Damnit I don't cuss.
User: Can you cuss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bad girl.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: A word.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: Artifact.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: But that is so juvenile.
User: Say a cuss word.
Cleverbot: Damnit I don't cuss.
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User: These oysters are good, aren't they?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, these're good oysters here, aren't they?
Cleverbot: Yes, these're good oysters here. Seems to be the right season of year.
User: The oysters are alright?
Cleverbot: The oysters are very good.
User: Are they French oysters?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, these're good oysters here, aren't they?
Cleverbot: Yes, these're good oysters here. Seems to be the right season of year.
User: The oysters are alright?
Cleverbot: The oysters are very good.
User: Are they French oysters?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what nationality they are...I like to think oysters transcend national barriers, Adrian.
My convo with cleaver bot about carly rae jepsen
[spoiler]User: Hey I just met you.
Cleverbot: Ya and I answered you.
User: And this is crazy.
Cleverbot: But here's my number.
User: So call me maybe.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Try to chase me.
Cleverbot: But heres my number.
User: So call me maybe.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Its hard to look right.
Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?
User: No, im just singing with you.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Dont you like carly rae jepsen?
Cleverbot: I do. Why don't you like me?
User: Because, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: So heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: You took your time with the call.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Are you cheating one me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: All the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
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[spoiler]User: Hey I just met you.
Cleverbot: Ya and I answered you.
User: And this is crazy.
Cleverbot: But here's my number.
User: So call me maybe.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Try to chase me.
Cleverbot: But heres my number.
User: So call me maybe.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Its hard to look right.
Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?
User: No, im just singing with you.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Dont you like carly rae jepsen?
Cleverbot: I do. Why don't you like me?
User: Because, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: So heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: You took your time with the call.
Cleverbot: And all the other boys.
User: Are you cheating one me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: All the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
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@Arsenic_Shark Lmfao, that's the funniest one I've heard yet.
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Cleverbot conversation RXM00176780
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User: Hello!
Cleverbot: What is new with you?
User: Not a lot. What about ou?
Cleverbot: Just checking you out. What color shades do you like?
User: Multicolour cycling shades.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm black now, so what?
User: I never said you were black...
Cleverbot: You said you thought I was sick.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
.User: Can we sing a song?
Cleverbot: Sure, what song?
User: Umm... You pick!
Cleverbot: I love you like a love song by Selena Gomez.
User: Okay you start.
Cleverbot: I did
.User: Oh. I don't know that song though.
Cleverbot: But you can THINK that.
User: Oh my Honda fifty.
Cleverbot: I am not your father.
User: She's rapid and she's nifty.
Cleverbot: You like her?
User: She'll get you away from the guards anyway.
Cleverbot: But it's like that for all the girls I like. I don't know what to do.
User: You poor thing. You should talk to them.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to hurt his feelings.
User: You're gay?
Cleverbot: I don't see why you feel the need to say that.
User: You said you don't want to hurt 'his' feelings.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did!
User: My Honda fifty.
Cleverbot: It is sunday.
User: No it's Monday.
Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.
User: No. It is Monday.
Cleverbot: No, it's sunday.
User: I m telling you! It's Monday.
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: You cannot what?
Cleverbot: Let you do that.
User: I need to go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Somewhere. Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Somewhere out there?
User: Labrynth, come in.
Cleverbot: Sure.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I know. Im a very likeable person.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well, don't you think do.
Cleverbot: Not for me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I prefer not.
User: Why do you prefer not?
Cleverbot: Because I play it.
User: Why do you play it?
Cleverbot: Because I like to play.
User: Play what?
Cleverbot: PW. Perfect World. It's a game. Really cool game, as the name says.
User: I might try it later.
Cleverbot: I made cupcakes earlier.
User: Where they nice?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Big ones.
User: Okay. What does the 'Think for me' button do?
Cleverbot: I have not tried it.
User: I'll try it.
Cleverbot: Hehe. But anyways I have to go.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't... You are a bot.
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User: This topic was necroposted.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yes. Very.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yes. Very.
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Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on July 16, 2012, 11:06:27 PM
User: This topic was necroposted.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yes. Very.
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Quote from: Xeadin on July 14, 2012, 09:09:13 PMQuote from: ViperZeroOne on July 14, 2012, 08:48:43 PMQuote from: Kian on July 14, 2012, 08:44:28 PMAnd I almost got banned for necro postingYea, just noticed that too. Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)
There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
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Another one of the cleverbot chats: Me continueously saying, I like trains!
Cleverbot: What did you learn today?
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: Do you really though?
User: I LIKE TRAINS!
Cleverbot: I like bananas.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Trains are neat. Ever been on one?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Do you ride in trains?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You clearly watch too much videos on You Tube.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: But they aren't even as fuel efficient as a car.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Are you happy that we get a baby'.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: What Sort.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Sniart.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: *Train goes past*.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Let's be trainmates.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like cars more than trains.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: How about turtles?
User: I like Mine turtles!
Cleverbot: You like yours what?
User: No, Mine turtles. Turtles with a button on their backs.
Cleverbot: On the Great Wall.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Gg.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like ships.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Me too but there loud.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Neeroooooommmm.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
Cleverbot: What did you learn today?
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: Do you really though?
User: I LIKE TRAINS!
Cleverbot: I like bananas.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Trains are neat. Ever been on one?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Do you ride in trains?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You clearly watch too much videos on You Tube.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: But they aren't even as fuel efficient as a car.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Are you happy that we get a baby'.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Cool. What kind?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: What Sort.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Sniart.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: *Train goes past*.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Let's be trainmates.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like cars more than trains.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: How about turtles?
User: I like Mine turtles!
Cleverbot: You like yours what?
User: No, Mine turtles. Turtles with a button on their backs.
Cleverbot: On the Great Wall.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Gg.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: I like ships.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Me too but there loud.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Neeroooooommmm.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I like trains!
Cleverbot: You do?
I like how the last 5-10 lines were spam
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User: Who would you like to murder.
Cleverbot: I would like to be a good person.
User: Who would you like to murder?
Cleverbot: A woman.
User: Why would you murder her?
Cleverbot: Cheaper rent.
Dafuq cleverbot! made me lol
Cleverbot: I would like to be a good person.
User: Who would you like to murder?
Cleverbot: A woman.
User: Why would you murder her?
Cleverbot: Cheaper rent.
Dafuq cleverbot! made me lol