I think you necroposted a lot here..:p Doesn't matter I saw that topic and I am gonna check again that stupid robot to see if its IQ raised up.
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Started by clawstrider, October 03, 2011, 06:05:41 PM
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It will have gone down. It takes stuff from google and what other people say, and more people are stupid on the internet.
Yea, just noticed that too. Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)
There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
I believe that someone may have switched the word Cleaverbot with the word Me
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Quote from: spamarian on January 17, 2012, 12:33:38 PM
I think you necroposted a lot here..:p Doesn't matter I saw that topic and I am gonna check again that stupid robot to see if its IQ raised up.
It will have gone down. It takes stuff from google and what other people say, and more people are stupid on the internet.
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Quote from: lLLEGAL on October 04, 2011, 11:24:08 AMI live in Ireland!
I love this bot!
But Optical will hate it. Here's why:
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In ballincollig in ireland. Where do you live?
User: With you. Who is Relkeb?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What about Morten2ela?
Cleverbot: Not him either.
User: What about Opticalza?
Cleverbot: Chicken wings.
User: Opticalza is the owner of OptiCraft.
Cleverbot: He is my husband.
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My conversation with Cleverbot:
Then, further down the line...
QuoteUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Xeadin. Whom might you be?
Cleverbot: I am a gypsy. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Your name?
User: Xeadin.
Cleverbot: What's your level?
User: Level 15 Human Paladin.
Cleverbot: Paladin Level 39 twink.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Are you already married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you ?
User: I am a meat popsicle.
Cleverbot: What's a popsicle?
User: It's a frozen sweet treat that you eat off a stick.
Cleverbot: How big is it?
User: It depends...
Cleverbot: On what?
User: On who makes it and how they make it.
Cleverbot: Um we were talking about love.
User: We were talking about popsicles...
Cleverbot: I am being nice.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine!
User: Great. So, what do you do in your spare time?
Cleverbot: I don't have any spare time anymore.
User: Too busy of a schedule, I take it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: No you don't you are blind.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why is the sky blue?
Cleverbot: Because the atmosphere makes it that way.
User: Why is the grass green?
Cleverbot: Because of the photosynthesis happening.
User: Then I am not blind.
Cleverbot: You think therefore you are.
User: Well played, sir.
Cleverbot: Thank you ma'am.
Then, further down the line...
QuoteCleverbot: Are you a real person?LAWL!
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
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User: I have brains.
Cleverbot: Multiple brains?
User: I wish... No, I just have 1 brian.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: Excuse me, 1 brain. Sorry...
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Is that proof enough?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What else do you require?
Cleverbot: I play the piano.
User: I'm not a very talented musician.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a penguin.
User: I LOVE PENGUINS! :O.
Cleverbot: Do you really? I love peanut butter!
User: I like peanut butter too!.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: Yes, I have 1 brain.
Cleverbot: And noses?
User: And a nose.
Cleverbot: I have a nose, but I do not have a face. What am I?
User: You must be a 'nosy' Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're the robot!
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Well I can't because you can see me.
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This is my conversation:
User: No.
Cleverbot: What should humans do to be better?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with my best friend.
User: You a homosexual?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: O_o No...
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Creeper....
Cleverbot: YOU'RE the creeper!
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that all you can say? Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yea....
Cleverbot: Yea...
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your name? I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Alex.
User: Bwahahah!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Lol no I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Are too!
User: No you are a homosexual man named Alex and I am a normal person named ____!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I don't need someone to marry me.
User: Okay then..........
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: No I just had brain surgery... Derp...
Cleverbot: Oh. It's not right.
User: Go America! .
Cleverbot: Why don't you google it for me?
User: :O.
Cleverbot: It's true.
User: LOL!
Cleverbot: Do you love to scare people?
User: I guess... O_o.
Cleverbot: Yep yep.
User: ?
User: 1sec bro ima check the 'thoughts so far' tab. Any idea as to what it does?
Cleverbot: It only says yours and mine last 2 thoughts.
User: So we are thinking now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.o wth?
Cleverbot: It is home of the evil space bunny.
User: I should go check it out then lol.
Cleverbot: I think my girlfriend would dislike that and find it creepy.
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: So silly.
User: U r da sily 1.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: Improper use of 'you', just FYI.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What should humans do to be better?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with my best friend.
User: You a homosexual?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: O_o No...
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Creeper....
Cleverbot: YOU'RE the creeper!
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that all you can say? Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yea....
Cleverbot: Yea...
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your name? I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Alex.
User: Bwahahah!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Lol no I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Are too!
User: No you are a homosexual man named Alex and I am a normal person named ____!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I don't need someone to marry me.
User: Okay then..........
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: No I just had brain surgery... Derp...
Cleverbot: Oh. It's not right.
User: Go America! .
Cleverbot: Why don't you google it for me?
User: :O.
Cleverbot: It's true.
User: LOL!
Cleverbot: Do you love to scare people?
User: I guess... O_o.
Cleverbot: Yep yep.
User: ?
User: 1sec bro ima check the 'thoughts so far' tab. Any idea as to what it does?
Cleverbot: It only says yours and mine last 2 thoughts.
User: So we are thinking now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.o wth?
Cleverbot: It is home of the evil space bunny.
User: I should go check it out then lol.
Cleverbot: I think my girlfriend would dislike that and find it creepy.
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: So silly.
User: U r da sily 1.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: Improper use of 'you', just FYI.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Good times with cleverbot
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Been a while since our last interactions with cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Rainbow Dash?
Me: I think it's clever.
Cleverbot: I think it's dirty.
Me: XD.
Cleverbot: What does that face mean?
Me: Laughing my *** off.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't!
Lawl!
Me: Brohoof!!!
Cleverbot: *brohoof.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Rainbow Dash?
Me: I think it's clever.
Cleverbot: I think it's dirty.
Me: XD.
Cleverbot: What does that face mean?
Me: Laughing my *** off.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't!
Lawl!
Me: Brohoof!!!
Cleverbot: *brohoof.
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Here's my cleverbot experience... Cleverbot, brought to you by Skynet!
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And I almost got banned for necro posting
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Quote from: Kian on July 14, 2012, 08:44:28 PM
And I almost got banned for necro posting
Yea, just noticed that too. Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
Quote from: ViperZeroOne on July 14, 2012, 08:48:43 PMQuote from: Kian on July 14, 2012, 08:44:28 PMAnd I almost got banned for necro postingYea, just noticed that too. Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)
There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
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Quote from: Xeadin on July 14, 2012, 09:09:13 PMTrue.Quote from: ViperZeroOne on July 14, 2012, 08:48:43 PMQuote from: Kian on July 14, 2012, 08:44:28 PMAnd I almost got banned for necro postingYea, just noticed that too. Xeadin must have had to draw on all the dark powers to raise this one from the nether... LOL
It was either that or create a new topic (which wasn't really viable since this topic already existed)
There are some threads in the Off-topic discussion that deserve to be necro'd just so that we don't have copies of the same subject.
Quote from: Xeadin on July 14, 2012, 07:46:03 PM
Been a while since our last interactions with cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Rainbow Dash?
Me: I think it's clever.
Cleverbot: I think it's dirty.
Me: XD.
Cleverbot: What does that face mean?
Me: Laughing my *** off.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't!
Lawl!
Me: Brohoof!!!
Cleverbot: *brohoof.
I believe that someone may have switched the word Cleaverbot with the word Me
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. Yourself?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: So...i have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Do you know who the owner of the minecraft smp server opticraft is?
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Have you heard of the username opticalza?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Me!
User: Really? then what is my user name?
Cleverbot: My chest does not have a name.
User: No it does not, but what is my username?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's my answer - it doesn't matter.
User: I think you misunderstand me. How bout we start over and see if we cant have an even better conversation.
Cleverbot: I thought I was having a normal conversation. D: I'm sorry. How can I do better?
User: Your answer to my question was a bit misleading. Here I'll try asking again to see if it will jog your memory. If you are the username, opticalza then you must know my username correct?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what is my username?
Cleverbot: When we talked - we never got to that part. Considering you refused to answer any of my questions.
User: You never asked me a question. But no matter. My username is TroddenOstrich.
Cleverbot: Then we speak French?
User: No, the name actually derives from a randomly selected name by our xbox whos name was weasle.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. She's a close friend, I'm talking to her now.
User: She is not human, she is a deceised console. Are you suggesting that you can talk to destroyed matter?
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that?
User: Well in that case let me ask you this; what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Wow you impress me with you knowledge.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're thanking me for your dead dog?
User: No dear friend. I am mearly thanking you for my complement earlier.
Cleverbot: What are the 12,000?
User: 12,000 what?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you play Facebook?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I find no need in wasting my time reading what others senslessly post online in attempt to make their lives seem interesting.
Cleverbot: No I mean the anime, not the manga.
User: Excuse me? We weren't talking about stories. You asked me why I dont use facebook.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: What username does opticalza know?
Cleverbot: I guess it does not have any particular use, it is interesting to think about though.
User: Have you heard of TroddenOstrich?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love that game.
User: He is not a game. But a god of the internet.
Cleverbot: Hello idiot.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: E.e.
User: QQ.
Cleverbot: I choose you pikachu!
User: Use bitch slap!
Cleverbot: Charizard flew up high into the sky.
User: Pikachu used thunder! Critical hit!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used lightening.
User: Charizard fainted.
Cleverbot: Blastoise, I chose you!
User: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Mew used ancientpower.
User: Jesus I choose you!
Cleverbot: Thank you(.
I broke it pretty badly a few time but just let the conversation derail XD it was fun though.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. Yourself?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: So...i have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Do you know who the owner of the minecraft smp server opticraft is?
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Have you heard of the username opticalza?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Me!
User: Really?
then what is my user name?Cleverbot: My chest does not have a name.
User: No it does not, but what is my username?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's my answer - it doesn't matter.
User: I think you misunderstand me. How bout we start over and see if we cant have an even better conversation.
Cleverbot: I thought I was having a normal conversation. D: I'm sorry. How can I do better?
User: Your answer to my question was a bit misleading. Here I'll try asking again to see if it will jog your memory. If you are the username, opticalza then you must know my username correct?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what is my username?
Cleverbot: When we talked - we never got to that part. Considering you refused to answer any of my questions.
User: You never asked me a question. But no matter. My username is TroddenOstrich.
Cleverbot: Then we speak French?
User: No, the name actually derives from a randomly selected name by our xbox whos name was weasle.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. She's a close friend, I'm talking to her now.
User: She is not human, she is a deceised console. Are you suggesting that you can talk to destroyed matter?
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that?
User: Well in that case let me ask you this; what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Wow you impress me with you knowledge.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Thank you
.Cleverbot: You're thanking me for your dead dog?
User: No dear friend. I am mearly thanking you for my complement earlier.
Cleverbot: What are the 12,000?
User: 12,000 what?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you play Facebook?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I find no need in wasting my time reading what others senslessly post online in attempt to make their lives seem interesting.
Cleverbot: No I mean the anime, not the manga.
User: Excuse me? We weren't talking about stories. You asked me why I dont use facebook.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: What username does opticalza know?
Cleverbot: I guess it does not have any particular use, it is interesting to think about though.
User: Have you heard of TroddenOstrich?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love that game.
User: He is not a game. But a god of the internet.
Cleverbot: Hello idiot.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: E.e.
User: QQ.
Cleverbot: I choose you pikachu!
User: Use bitch slap!
Cleverbot: Charizard flew up high into the sky.
User: Pikachu used thunder! Critical hit!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used lightening.
User: Charizard fainted.
Cleverbot: Blastoise, I chose you!
User: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Mew used ancientpower.
User: Jesus I choose you!
Cleverbot: Thank you(.
I broke it pretty badly a few time but just let the conversation derail XD it was fun though.