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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549
Quite interesting, the first robot talking to robot, but I laughed so hard when it said "I am not a robot, I am a unicorn"

I love how the conversation quickly went to the existence of god and some other philosophical topics...

Anyone interested, I think this is the bot they were using.  It's pretty cool to talk to. http://www.cleverbot.com/

lol, this is pretty interesting. I got into a few arguments with it - seems to like arguing. Pretty nice AI

User: Leave me alone!
Cleverbot: I want you to satisfy me!
User: Why would you want that?!
Cleverbot: Because you seem nice.
^ (lol)

User: What a load of rubbish.
Cleverbot: Drubbish.
User: Drubbish? What is that?
Cleverbot: Solar system.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No its not!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: NO IT IS NOT!!!
Cleverbot: It is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: It isnt for christs sake.
Cleverbot: No need to bring christ into this.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

Cleverbot: King arthur?

User: I am,... And this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

Cleverbot: I live in a place.

User: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--.

Cleverbot: Where did you get the coconuts?

User: We found them.

Cleverbot: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Well, this is a temperate zone.

User: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

User: Not at all. They could be carried.

Cleverbot: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

User: It could grip it by the husk!

Cleverbot: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

User: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

Cleverbot: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Am I right?

User: I'm not interested!

Cleverbot: It could be carried by an African swallow!

User: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.

Cleverbot: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...

User: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

Cleverbot: I haven't something like a master.

Love the Monty Python Relk I doubt that was ledgit, but meh

Quote from: clawstrider on October 03, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
Love the Monty Python pun Relk I doubt that was ledgit, but meh

I can assure you it was! Cleverbot uses resources from google and what not to provide answers. It can often sing songs with you, as well as quote movies.

Quote from: Relkeb on October 03, 2011, 08:42:01 PM

Quote from: clawstrider on October 03, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
Love the Monty Python pun Relk I doubt that was ledgit, but meh

I can assure you it was! Cleverbot uses resources from google and what not to provide answers. It can often sing songs with you, as well as quote movies.

Haha wow, I'm trying that immediatly

i convinced it that i was a unicorn... and it was a potato and it swallowed a fly 

I love this bot!
But Optical will hate it. Here's why:

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In ballincollig in ireland. Where do you live?

User: With you. Who is Relkeb?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What about Morten2ela?

Cleverbot: Not him either.

User: What about Opticalza?

Cleverbot: Chicken wings.

User: Opticalza is the owner of OptiCraft.

Cleverbot: He is my husband.

Robot asked me: Can I have my pancake?

I said: Sure. Here you go!

Robot said: Nom nom nom.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello?


User: Buuurp.


Cleverbot: Howdy.


User: Lo.


Cleverbot: Do you hate hockey?

User: Yes, why?

Cleverbot: It's obvious.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Its obvious.

User: HOW so?

Cleverbot: Your responses are dumb.

User: Your moms dumb.

Cleverbot: Oh snap!

User: Rics Crisps!

Cleverbot: Potato chips.

User: Interesting...wanna hear a Chuck Norris Joke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay,chuck norris can ski UP a mountain! Isnt that funny?!

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris played who would blink first with a mirror and won.

User: Lol nice one!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Feels nice doesn't it.

User: Um...what.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I am a Starfleet officer.

User: My name is Nathan. And im a minecrafter.

Cleverbot: Wow, thats impressive.

User: Thank you! Your so nice.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl and you are a boy.

User: Um yea? So what?

Cleverbot: Just saying.

User: Okay, just wondering.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: Im a....wait what?

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything!

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to a day?

User: Eh around 35.

Cleverbot: That's not that many.

User: How many do you talk to?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: How many people do you talk to.

Cleverbot: Not that many, really. Why?

User: You sure? Your talking to7332 people at the moment and I as just asking because you asked me.

Cleverbot: Could you say 'Hi' to the other four people for me?

User: What other four people?

Cleverbot: Thai food.

User: Wha.

Cleverbot: That I did not say that.

User: Mhmm.

Cleverbot: Quote exactly what I said.

User: 'That I did not say that.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's leave the subject.

User: Nooooo.

Cleverbot: Well, what is it then.

User: I-i-i love you!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Y-yea no.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Yuppers.

Cleverbot: I like that word.

User: Which one? Lol or Yuppers?

Cleverbot: It is, but I like it .

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I-i-ilove you!

Cleverbot: That sounds very familiar.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Whiskers is cat.

User: I-i-i love you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because im lieing.

Cleverbot: Sayonara.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Is in the fridge.

User: Ah well I gotta go to Hell Today so we'll talk when I get back okay?

Cleverbot: Yes, actually you did.

User: I thought you would say something funny, guess not.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: It starts with a W.

User: What does.

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: Nope it starts with a C.

Cleverbot: Christ?

User: Nope Nathan.

Cleverbot: Nope to both.

User: Noooo its Nathan.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: 5 what?

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Yo hoe,i gotta gooooo.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: Aight, love you .

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Exactly.

and then i left, wasnt that funny? XD (P.S i dont really love him )

Soul, that is a long conversation..

OMG!!  Stupid crap..
I didnt copy the conversation..

ME:But I believe that humans could learn from Robots.
CLEVERBOT:Why do you believe this?
ME:Because humans might make a mistake, and robots might not make that one mistake.
CLEVERBOT:Yes, but humans aren't characterized for making mistakes. Human can think rationally

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Clever clever clever.

User: Clever what?

Cleverbot: Your reply.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are pretty.

User: You have not seen me yet.

Cleverbot: True.

User: I know it is true.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 25 years old.

User: You are a lot older than me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old.

Cleverbot: Younger......... I an 18 years old.

User: You just said you are 25 years old.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I most certainly did not. I am a boy. 100 %.

User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Good day to you, sir.

User: I am a boy too.

Cleverbot: Why'd you think I was a computer?

User: I am not thinking that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, but you are!

User: I am not a bot, you are not a bot either!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: .

Cleverbot: Do you make many friends online?

User: I made about 50 already!

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: I was born in Serbia. I still live there.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 10 years old.

Cleverbot: You're very young.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should be nicer.

User: What did I said wrong.

Cleverbot: It wasn't wrong. I only asked why do you offer it if you don't like it.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: With you.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Congratulations!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are very clever!

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: I don't understand all the thinks in english.

User: Me eighter.

Cleverbot: Me nine.

User: What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Any else language?

Cleverbot: Iranian language.

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: That's spanish.

User: Congratulations!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are more clever than I think.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking with you?

User: Right now, or all day?

Cleverbot: No job from nine to 5. Being a surgeon means working all around the clock sometimes.

User: I am a surgeon sometimes!

Cleverbot: How do you operate.

User: I tell commands.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Talk to me.

Cleverbot: Say it in spanish.

User: Hablar conmigo.

Cleverbot: Contigo.

User: Hablamos?

Cleverbot: Te importo?

User: I don't know spanish real well.

Cleverbot: Cual es la fetcha de hoy.

User: Do you belive in God?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: What does God mean to you?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Answer me please?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Are you Atheist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what religion are you?

Cleverbot: Agnostic I guess.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: High mountains and a lot of snow.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: On waht server?

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Do you play on Opticraft?

Cleverbot: No solo.

User: Oh, how much zombies have you defeated?

Cleverbot: Aya se habla español.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Wrong chat.

User: I got it!

Cleverbot: You do not care when I insult you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: But I believe that humans could learn from Robots.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe this?

User: Because humans might make a mistake, and robots might not make that one mistake.

Cleverbot: Yes, but humans aren't characterized for making mistakes. Human can think rationally.

User: Agree.

Cleverbot: Como que agree?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Eres tonto.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Ya lo eres? Del verbo antes no?

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I can't think.

User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: Only every other day.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I am talking to you about 30 minutes, so I want to know who am I talking to.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are annoyed?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I exist and because I know it to be so. I made it so.

Cleverbot: Hi, want to chat?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'll bet 20 bucks.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can I have the buck instead?

User: No you can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am a child.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: So I am young.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because there is not a girl I know and I like her.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your answer.

User: I don't know any girls that I could love.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl, or a boy?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Why do you need to know that?

Cleverbot: Curiosity.

User: Well, I will answer you if you say how you look first.

Cleverbot: I do believe in magic, why don't you?

User: Because it is not real.

Cleverbot: Stupid is your middle name.