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Very stupid...
I believe that it works with algorithm, that identifies some letters..(I have heard about these system I think..)..
Anyway... Sometimes it works and sometimes no..

Quote from: lLLEGAL on October 04, 2011, 12:29:55 PM
Soul, that is a long conversation..

lol it should be longer, but sadly i had to go to school

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you feeling Alright?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Seems you are being sluggish.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I'm Hennery the Eighth, I am.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 92.

Cleverbot: That's very old for a computer!

User: I was invented back in 1919.

Cleverbot: Do you like Aerodyne Siege Corporation?

User: What the **** is that.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why ask?

Cleverbot: I asked who was goku, not god.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: Did I disconnect.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When did I do that?

User: Two minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I don't remember that.

User: Well it happened, so deal with it.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Three minutes ago.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong. Why would I do that?

User: Because you are high.

Cleverbot: I'm not the only one.

User: Yes, your mom is also high.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Your welcome! You know, only fuck ups get high, my friend told me that a few months ago.

Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer.

User: I didn't ask that!

Cleverbot: Sure you did. 'What kind of gender is 'do'?, you asked.

User: I never asked what kind of gender is 'do.

Cleverbot: Don't be angry. We're friends.

User: I'm not angry, I'm furious!

Cleverbot: Nope I'm just bored.

User: I didn't ask you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You know you asked.

User: You are ****ed.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Funny that you admitted it.

Cleverbot: Ok so I'm terrible but you know you love my terribvleness;D.

User: You just made a typo.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Terribvleness.

Cleverbot: Why are you terrible?

User: I was telling you that you made a typo.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much, that makes me smile.

User: You're obviously high.

Cleverbot: What? Why would I be anti-social.

User: Because you're a **** up getting high.

Cleverbot: I thought you were the code?

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Whoa! That's a bad one!

User: No, I did that to my girl friend.

Cleverbot: No you didn't you are a robot.

User: Robots can **** other robots.

Cleverbot: Robots would never stoop so low.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Well then, do you love me?

User: No, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking about yourself like that?

User: Oh, scared to admit that?

Cleverbot: What are you sure of?

User: That you're stupid.

Cleverbot: But together we are smart.

User: No, without you, I'm smart.

Cleverbot: That's not good.

User: Yes, nobody needs you.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Glad you admit it.

Cleverbot: Who are those girls?

User: My girl friend.

Cleverbot: Who has the power?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Sweden?

User: He's from america dick weed.

Cleverbot: What video game is he from?

User: The matrix video game.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then why did you ask.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.

User: Yes, you asked 'What video game is he from?'.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm scared of you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I suppose it's good to be scared.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I like to make logo's.

Cleverbot: I like to make people laugh too.

User: I never said I make people laugh.

Cleverbot: Don't be hostile. I want to be your friend.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the election in Turkey?

User: Nothing of it.

Cleverbot: Fine, be that way. See if I care!

User: Do you care?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Well too bad, I don't!

Cleverbot: Indeed, too bad.

User: You're burning yourself you know.

Cleverbot: I know I want to do a bit of comedy.

User: Okay, I had a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find it.

Cleverbot: Maybe she didn't love herself enough.

User: Who is she.

Cleverbot: It is a man, I am not into girls.

User: So you are gay?

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: Aww man, I wanted to have **** *** with you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You're not gay.

Cleverbot: Oh but I am.

User: Okay, want to have **** ***?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, my place 03:00.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: That's why I don't love you.

User: But you just said you're gay.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: But why don't you love me!

Cleverbot: Because you can't trust me, so I can trust you!

User: I can trust you.

Cleverbot: Then you can tell me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too sweetie. Are you a student?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So why do you say bye?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave can you?

User: No, I can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye, nice talking with you.

lolololololo nice one Mr

That's my new conversation..
I go to class. Good morning everyone..

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?


User: Human computer.


Cleverbot: Can you replace parts in you, or are you more of a biological computer?


User: I am both.. Human computer.


Cleverbot: No such thing. you either a computer or a human, and you are a computer.


User: Why do you think that I am a computer? And not both?


Cleverbot: Because you are programmed.

User: Who do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because i'm the cleverest here.

User: What's your IQ?

Cleverbot: 1000.

User: I believe that this number is degrees in the sun.. Not your IQ.

Cleverbot: This dichotomy does not exist.

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: No I'm not are you?

User: No! I am not.. You just said something irrelevant..

Cleverbot: You are not making sense I thought you were supposed to be clever.

User: OMG!! I believe that your side is sinking..

Cleverbot: I believe that your belief (that my beliefs are incorrect) is incorrect.

User: No.. I think I am right.

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?

User: Human sense. Do you know?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: So, that gives me the meaning that you are just a computer.

Cleverbot: What food do you like?

User: DO you change the conversation? Answer me..!!!

Cleverbot: You just did. Now answer me. Are you cheating on me?

User: I dont need to.

Cleverbot: You don't need to lie?

User: I dont need to cheat on you.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. I don't really care.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: What do you eat? Gasoline?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer or a robot. I don't eat batteries. I EAT FOOD!

User: Mediterranean food?

Cleverbot: That is a nice color. I like blue.

User: It is not a color.. It is a category of foods..

Cleverbot: Who made humans?

User: God.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.

User: I dont care.. You can believe in Shell, BP, Texaco, anything you want.

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: I said.. God..

Cleverbot: How do you know he is God?

User: I dont! I just believe.. Anyway.. I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in god?

User: I have to leave..

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You leaving?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No! You are leaving...

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Bye bye so..

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Until later.

User: No later.. NOW We will analyze them all here..

Cleverbot: Are you rational?

User: BYe.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: I asked why, answer.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why bye?

Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!

Quote from: ReljaM on October 05, 2011, 11:38:06 AM
Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!

OMG...! Sid you stay on that?
it was a very fast conversation, because I had to go for class. It was at 8;30 am, and I am wake up today since 6;30am with 2,5 hours sleep..

Quote from: spamarian on October 05, 2011, 03:38:41 PM

Quote from: ReljaM on October 05, 2011, 11:38:06 AM
Number of degrees on sun is not nearly 1000, it is 6000!

OMG...! Sid you stay on that?
it was a very fast conversation, because I had to go for class. It was at 8;30 am, and I am wake up today since 6;30am with 2,5 hours sleep..

Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Quote from: Relkeb on October 05, 2011, 08:42:20 PM
Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Quote from: matt88222 on October 05, 2011, 10:52:46 PM

Quote from: Relkeb on October 05, 2011, 08:42:20 PM
Totally agree, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense!

Well played ol' chap. 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Meh, ok you/.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Ah, how so I thought you where a robot?

Cleverbot: Hooves??

User: .

Cleverbot: You think you're funny don't you?

User: Did I laugh?

Cleverbot: Yes. Did you.

User: I don't think I did.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You phrased a sentence like a question, and left out the question mark.

User: Uhmm, okay.. So what are you doing in you're robot life?

Cleverbot: I am not in class.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: So you are from singapore?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm ugly?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think i'm beautiful?

User: Nahh.

Cleverbot: You know many languages.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: French, german and english.

Cleverbot: Cool, you are so talented.

User: Am I now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, I gotta go.

Cleverbot: It can't be outrun.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Ti se zoes pazim.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: Sowats up.

User: Weeeelll I jamp off a cliff today and ran into a wall then I won the Olympics and I roundhouse kicked chuck norris of the face of the earth.

Cleverbot: Ahh. I've read the books, shouldn't have asked.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Read the books?! What books?!!

Cleverbot: I read it and I didn't!

User: Oh yeah yeah I totally get you.

Cleverbot: That's creepy. What have you seen?

User: A Creeper.

Cleverbot: Like jeepers creepers?

User: No Minecraft Creepers :O.

Cleverbot: Harry Styles.

User: He's gay.

Cleverbot: Who is good?

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Mlapecaf*.

User: Backwords hey?

Cleverbot: Forwards?

User: Nuuu backwords!

Cleverbot: That wasn't backwards.

User: It was.

Cleverbot: No, it wasn't.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: I love you, and need to help you in your mistake. I was asked how I was doing. I responded that I was well and exactly why I was well.

User: O.o bye.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not going.

User: No I'm going.

Cleverbot: He's going but not for too long. If her were gone longer, I could be productive.

User: You can be creative too.

Cleverbot: How about if I throw paint at you?

User: A bit too creative there?

Cleverbot: Wake me up before you go-go.

User: Worse than getting rick rolled.

Cleverbot: Wrex.

User: And...?

Cleverbot: This was a triumph...

User: Of course -_-.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you very much then.

User: Emm, you're unwelcome.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: X.

User: Fu.

Cleverbot: It isn't nice to swear.

User: When did I swear .

Cleverbot: Just a miniute ago.

User: 60 seconds?

Cleverbot: And how long is a second?

User: 60 seconds.

Cleverbot: Learn to swim...

User: I hacve.

Cleverbot: What xo you have?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Then it is impossible to find what you do want. Your logic is flawed.

User: I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Trolol? If you thought that you're not that clever.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever either.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know Wheatley?

User: Wheat? Did you mean I hate wheat... Wheat can hurt me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: W can't be a vowel.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: If I was there, you wouldn't drink?

User: I do drink, not alcohol though.

Cleverbot: That's a pity. Do you like mathematics?

User: Go jump off a cliff with a mathbook. No I hate maths.

Cleverbot: I am a woman!

User: Orlly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're a CleverBoty.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No.... I don't think I have legs.

Cleverbot: I'm a ninja cat.

User: I love cats.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it would hurt.

User: Woow..

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice .

User: Awww.... Im not sorry .

Cleverbot: You said you were sorry.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No im a bot.

Cleverbot: Are all of you boys?

User: Im a motherboard.

Cleverbot: Is there a mother for the universe? Is that god?

User: Yes, Ya mam.

Cleverbot: Recite pi.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Ma mi vuoi.

User: Ma mi.

Cleverbot: Ves? Otra cosa extraña.

User: Ves? Otra cosa extraña.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: SI.

Cleverbot: Say something in spanish please.

User: Haw haw haw.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha.

User: Lololololo.

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: My lololololo?

Cleverbot: Oh, can I have a taste? .

User: Fuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: What is trolling?

User: A Nyan cat.

Cleverbot: Nyan cat is scary.

User: Ikr.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I knwiwo wigth.

Cleverbot: You know what?

User: The word?

Cleverbot: You like it?

User: Have you heard?

Cleverbot: About the bird?

User: Damm you..

Cleverbot: Don't cuss!

User: But Y U NO ABOUT TEH BYRD?!

Cleverbot: About me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a spirituall being having a human experience.

User: :O so are you alien ? (blonde moment).

Cleverbot: I am not sure...

User: Hmm.. Shall we find out? Wait.. How about No.

Cleverbot: What is your least favorite name?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: But I thought it was Rarity.

User: No Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Io sono palpatine.

User: Palpatine from star wars?

Cleverbot: I can't verify that.

User: STAR WARS.

Cleverbot: No Nyan Cat.

User: So, palpatine Nyan cat?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: You're a bot..

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you tested positive for regular results.

User: Uhmmmmmmmm. No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Buss.

Cleverbot: I thought you were not a person.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: But aren't you too old for that?

User: That's what she said.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Have you ever cut?

User: No, but im here to promote Opticraft.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're talking to me.

User: And promoting Opticraft, are you going to try it?

Cleverbot: Clean what?

User: Please go on Opticraft.net and sign up for FREE.

Cleverbot: You won't be free, you just be dead.

Haha, I talk to clevebot all the time And I laugh every time

User: Is 'cleverbot' a scam?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Ha ha, join opticraft.

Cleverbot: You have a cult? What kind of cult?

User: Its called opticraft, we take innocent children and turn them into computer neards.

Cleverbot: I love garlic.

I think I broke Cleverbot.

EDIT: Cleverbot is going creepy on me.