1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft

andersad · April 14, 2013, 10:40:23 PM

49. Go skydiving without a parachute

50. Get the Mo' Creatures mod and attack a shark in the middle of the ocean.

Dalei · April 15, 2013, 08:50:39 PM

51: Get killed by a horde of zombies
52:Get killed by 1000 of every hostile mob in the game.

square_skull · April 16, 2013, 05:46:40 AM

53. insult notch while he is online the server you're on
54. spam until the moderators give you your last warning, but then have your pet
cat jump on your keyboard and that accidently makes you spam some more, if this
ever happens to you, your DOOMED

Caanite. · April 17, 2013, 08:44:47 PM

Attack a shark in DivineRPG and make it turn into a land-shark

andersad · April 20, 2013, 03:24:03 AM

U forgot to put 54......

55. Attempt to fight 4 zombies equipped with full iron and a diamond sword each.

kagarium · April 20, 2013, 05:01:32 AM

56: I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!

cattfish0612 · April 20, 2013, 05:04:36 AM

57 take on a pig

Booorad · April 22, 2013, 04:53:45 PM

58. -walking along happily singing a song, hears a faint *hissss* in the distance, followed by a *BANG* a creeper has exploded almost half a mile a away, no big deal right? starts forest on fire, burning down house, killing all animals, and leaving you defenseless, dies days latter from starvation... bad luck Steve.
-Booorad

FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) · April 22, 2013, 08:56:34 PM

MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ALL LIVESTOCK=FAMINE

Beast23x3 · April 23, 2013, 12:30:09 AM

60. Attack villagers with 2 iron golmns around

LIEKABOWSE · April 24, 2013, 03:32:46 AM

61. Come to my server. Guarenteed death.
62. Believe that you have Respiration enchantment on your armor, but then realizing you lost that armor a week ago. *tries to swim*

Chief149 · April 24, 2013, 03:57:17 AM

enderpearl into the part of _gavin's enderman farm where all of the endermen fall to be punched and killed.

andersad · April 27, 2013, 01:46:55 PM

Lol chief good one.

64. Your new to the fighting club on Opti. You walk up all cool to an iron golem holding a seed. You say,"Here hoes the record!" You hit it once only to realize there's one behind u and they just hit you back and fourth helplessly. But no one helps because they're laughing too hard. (Btw you have P4 armor on) All the time your trying to hit these golems but your bouncing back and fourth too fast. After about 90 seconds(hopefully enough common sense to get your sword our) you go to your inventory and go to hotbar key 9 because that's where you keep your sword. Oh NO! It's not there! You die 3 seconds later due to fall damage... DROP PARTY! Your stuff gets "given away" to the "poor". You realize you were an absolute idiot to not do /home in the middle of it all. Congratulations, you broke the record, Biggest Fail.

jh2018 · April 27, 2013, 04:11:40 PM

65. Alicia.

LIEKABOWSE · May 05, 2013, 11:55:28 PM

Quote from: jh2018 on April 27, 2013, 04:11:40 PM
65. Alicia.

Alicia is going to brutally murder you (pun intended)
66. /suicide