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Started by FIREBALL4801, March 23, 2013, 03:12:11 AM

1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft

FIREBALL4801

1:  Try to swim in lava
2:  Drown in the ocean
3:  Fall off a building
4:  Annoy your friend
5:  Dig straight down
6:  Dig straight up
7:  Agro an enderman
8:  Hug a creeper
9:  Try to fly like a chicken
10: Make a monser spawner:  only to realize you trapped yourself in it

Wyboth

11. Sleeping in the nether
12. Enderman-watching
13. Wolf abuse

jh2018

14. Troll pigmen
15. Not put a pumpkin on in the end
16. World edit ground to lava

Wyboth

17. "How do I turn X-rays off?"
18. Pillaging a village in front of a golem
19. Failing to mind the gap

Zeradeth_

20. Forgetting that TNT really does explode.
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.

square_skull

22. Suddenly remembering you forgot your diamond pickaxe while in an obsidian
cage with the wither boss
23. Mistaking a moderator for a hacker and screaming it into the chat box
24. Going AFK in the nether and coming back to your computer and you
see the "you died" message on the screen

Wyboth

Quote from: Zeradeth_ on March 25, 2013, 12:11:39 AM
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.
All I thought was:

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? I ran into a cave spider spawner this morning."

"Yeah, so?"

"Without any milk."

jh2018


Wyboth

Quote from: jh2018 on March 25, 2013, 02:25:08 AM
Why do you have to have milk?
It cures the player of poison.

Let's stay ontopic now.

SalsaInABowl

23. /kill
24. 360 bow and arrow an enderman off the side of a mountain.

(Super funny side note: I saw a trailer for The End coming to MC 360 edition and throughout the whole thing at least half the players kept trying to kill endermen with a bow and arrow XD)

kagarium

25:get caught in your own mob grinder

Sugna

26:  JIMMY JIMMEH.  Hello little girlies! *Death by rape*

RuthlessTomato

#12
27. Swim in lava to escape awesomealicia(from 2crzy's sig)

titans55

28. Go to plihbmaster2012's golem spawner to see 2 golems right next to each other.

Alpha_Lance

29. Jump off a cliff and sing "I believe I can fly"