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Started by CazualxGrenade, November 24, 2012, 05:23:07 PM

Another very long storytime... WITH A FISH (Ignore the fish, it meant catch)

RuthlessTomato

(Reply to nathan)As the knives whizz oast nathans head he relized he had not bee  as inshape as he thought. As the assassin missed, he pulls  the trigger to blow tge building and the assassin jumps out the window. Nathan
'S reality struck: he was on the 54th floor. He went to the window and wondered if he should jump. The building answered with a rymble and a few more cracks in the ceiling. Needless to say, nathan hurled his body out the window...

SalsaInABowl

Quote from: That Goalie Guy. on November 27, 2012, 08:41:47 PM
This makes moar sense than "urgg".
Anyway, im going to photoshop my skin into some minecraft thing like signature craft and write my own words.
The only reason ban appeals in a sig got popular is my best ban appeal with reward post.

Noooo sir, me and a few other people made them famous when we did it. Now I will shaddup, as should Computer with his now extremely annoying Trendy Aren't I? And Am I Trendy?

NathanialJones

....luckily there was a truck full of puppies below him that cushioned his fall....
Ps no puppies where hurt in the making of this post.

DJAlphaWolf

The puppies all died from a completely unrelated kidney failure.

RIP puppies :'(

kagarium


RuthlessTomato

And he was stuck in the future with an assassin out for him. Sometimes he would look around and see someonecstaring at him. One night, a group of assassins attacted. Nathan was surrounded. There was nowhere to go. He had a wall behind him with enemies all around him all nathan had was a deck of cards he found in the casinos trash. He stepped towards the enemies. They still advanced, silencers on their weapons screwed on tight. He ran strait at the wall, hoping his calculations were correct. He leaped up onto the wall, and planted his feet onto the crumbly brick for just a moment before leaping off. He spun around while up side down. Nathan threw his cards at the enemies, each spinning death as blades extended from the corners. In mid air, through a window he saw a muzzle flash...

NathanialJones

Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)


NathanialJones

Quote from: That Goalie Guy. on November 28, 2012, 11:33:22 PM
In mid air, hrough a windowhe saw a muzzle flash...
Quote from: NathanialJones on November 29, 2012, 01:38:18 AM
Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)
He went through the window
He fell through the window

RuthlessTomato

Quote from: NathanialJones on November 29, 2012, 02:54:01 AM
Quote from: That Goalie Guy. on November 28, 2012, 11:33:22 PM
In mid air, hrough a windowhe saw a muzzle flash...
Quote from: NathanialJones on November 29, 2012, 01:38:18 AM
Nathan fell out the window into his back up time machine car where he traveled back and time, it was there he realized he made a fatal error...
(The car from beck to the future)
He went through the window
He fell through the window
Read the rest of the sentence plz. Through the window he saw a muzzle flash.
He saw the flash come from a window. Sorry for confusion.

CazualxGrenade

I then ask Snape to get me a burrito from the nearest taco truck and purposely reject it from him.

R2J


kagarium


SalsaInABowl


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