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Anyhoo, if anyone was here when I first started going on the forums, I made an offtopic post called "a very long storytime... With a catch!"

If you guys don't know how to play this, this link here will show you.


Anyways, Lez Go!

One day, an old man called plihb ate breakfast.

He was eating....

Guys, also make the story sound crazy.


And then, a gigantic mother flipping octopus came out of no where...

And ate  yer mum's yummy potatoes she was materializing from the magical gallon of milk...

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A drawing of the beast we have described.

Although it looks worse, with big black teeth and... erm... a green wart on the tip of his nose (Trendy Aren't I?)

... she somehow was able to get into a fashion show...

...and everyone realised she was a he...

...And a hectic mage in the audience summoned a nasty ice storm

.... Which froze everyone to death

and then a mysterious wizard made this story NORMAL against the wishes of the original poster.

And plihb was eating cherios...

then turdtle came out of nowhere and said i like poatoes

then gavin1928374655 came out of the closet with a keyboard.