1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft

[Supah_]

67. Insult somebodies family (DON´T DO IT!!!!!)

[CazualxGrenade]

67. Insult somebodies family (DON´T DO IT!!!!!)

68. #yolo at number 67...

[FIREBALL4801]

69: start building a house in the middle of nowhere, dont /sethome yet.  Go afk to take care of your cat, and come back to the YOU DIED! red screen, to realize that a creeper found you >.>

[andersad]

     70. Try killing one of a dog pack because they are so annoying and get mauled by around 9 of them when it's a new singleplayer. Then you ragequit.

[PokeyzRule]

71. place 1000000 tnt and explode it... you die as well as crash ur game

[kagarium]

72: get eaten by a pig

[PokeyzRule]

73: eat spider eyes... in the open night

[spoiler]OMG KAG UR BACK![/spoiler]

[andersad]

 74. Go and crouch over a lava pool because you see diamonds at the back of it along the wall. You start to slowly build out to it. WTF You just got hit into lava by a skeleton! (Legit this can happen, one time I was crouching on the edge of a lava pool and a skeleton shot me in. I lost 2 God Pickaxes that day...  )

[luupster02]

75. Glitch yourself into a wall

[SalsaInABowl]

76. Yolo

(Kinda ironic that it is a reason to screw up your live instead of preserving it)