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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2013, 07:51:10 pm »
30. mine some diamonds, turn back to see someone hacked slenderman into the game,
and you think it is just a new mob disguise, so you keep looking at it (not a good idea)

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2013, 07:16:03 am »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2013, 12:47:36 am »
32. Eat a stack of spider eyes with a creeper creeping up behind you
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2013, 01:26:17 am »
33.)Use Newton's 2nd law to force gravitation force against thou (Iron Blocks? lol)
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2013, 01:48:45 am »
34. Throw a whole stack of Ender Pearls without looking at your health bar.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2013, 11:20:24 pm »
35. be stuck in the room with a trollish operator whos spawning creepers

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2013, 12:07:10 am »
36. Savage a chicken farm with a million chickens for death lag lol
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2013, 02:30:32 am »
Hack in GMOD Idiot Box
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2013, 01:20:06 pm »
^ you didn't add the number (37)

38.  Go to a fancy restraunt with all the staff,  one griever was permanently banned for grieving 1000+ blocks, he gets out his sniper and aims it at Nicks head.  He fires but misses,  suddenly you all realize that your being attacked so you all get on the floor.  Everybody is on the floor expect from Felix who is playing on his DS.  The griever fires and hits Felix in the arm, Crzy and Raul are there to help him heal the wound.  Alicia, Crippnfeet and Dani try to get everyone out of the room before further injury or even death.  Redchecks sees that Kodak is about to get shot so he dives into the air and knocks her out they way.  Kodak thanks red but the bullet hits Crippnfoot and he hits the floor in pain.  Opticalza made a runner and escaped with Nyssa, Tobs and Relkeb closely behind.  Crzy tries to go as well but gets shot as well.  Suddenly Jaden_Young bashes down the door. He gets out a chain gun and kills the griever instantly.  Everybody celebrates but suddenly you die from a stroke.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2013, 09:33:27 pm »
39.  Don't include everyone in your paragraph.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2013, 05:01:01 pm »
       40. Forget that you put tnt under your pressure pad to get in ur house to keep grievers away, step on it, split second later(sizzle,sizzle,sizzle). OH F!!! Run for your life but realize that your garden fence is blocking you in cuz u went through the back door. Say your last prayers, and KA BOOM!
       41. Forget that zombie pigmen are next to you when you find  quartz in the nether, you go to mine it, but one gets in the way, you accidently hit it with your pick. 6 of them mob u at once, you go to pull out your sword but it breaks on the first hit, you attempt to fight them off with your random feather with sharp V on it. You take down 4 of them before they overwhelm you, dispite your amazing feather. You look around for a solution.......... SUICIDE!!!!!! You yell as you jump into the lake of lava.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2013, 05:43:51 pm »
39.  Don't include everyone in your paragraph.

I couldn't include everyone.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2013, 05:34:16 pm »
42. Grow a sapling under yourself.

43. Attempt to jump in a patch of water at the bottow of a ravine but miss and die from fall damage.

44. Walk into a pvp arena on a server holding a diamond block in your hand with no armor on.

45. Don't feed your pet dogs(pretend you have 15) and they maul you for food.

46. Be crouching on the edge of the end, an enderman come behind you, you turn around to go back up..... You look into the enderman's eyes, then............ you know what happens next.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2013, 09:15:05 pm »
47 die in the roof when waking up from a bed
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2013, 09:48:53 pm »
48. Crash a boat into soulsand (I don't even know if this is patched)