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1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« on: March 23, 2013, 03:12:11 am »
1:  Try to swim in lava
2:  Drown in the ocean
3:  Fall off a building
4:  Annoy your friend
5:  Dig straight down
6:  Dig straight up
7:  Agro an enderman
8:  Hug a creeper
9:  Try to fly like a chicken
10: Make a monser spawner:  only to realize you trapped yourself in it

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2013, 04:06:01 am »
11. Sleeping in the nether
12. Enderman-watching
13. Wolf abuse




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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2013, 10:20:16 pm »
14. Troll pigmen
15. Not put a pumpkin on in the end
16. World edit ground to lava

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 05:56:38 pm »
17. "How do I turn X-rays off?"
18. Pillaging a village in front of a golem
19. Failing to mind the gap




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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 12:11:39 am »
20. Forgetting that TNT really does explode.
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 12:35:08 am »
22. Suddenly remembering you forgot your diamond pickaxe while in an obsidian
cage with the wither boss
23. Mistaking a moderator for a hacker and screaming it into the chat box
24. Going AFK in the nether and coming back to your computer and you
see the "you died" message on the screen

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 01:44:58 am »
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.
All I thought was:

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? I ran into a cave spider spawner this morning."

"Yeah, so?"

"Without any milk."




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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 02:25:08 am »
Why do you have to have milk?

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 02:26:40 am »
Why do you have to have milk?
It cures the player of poison.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 04:34:26 am »
23. /kill
24. 360 bow and arrow an enderman off the side of a mountain.

(Super funny side note: I saw a trailer for The End coming to MC 360 edition and throughout the whole thing at least half the players kept trying to kill endermen with a bow and arrow XD)
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2013, 12:45:40 am »
25:get caught in your own mob grinder
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 08:00:15 pm »
26:  JIMMY JIMMEH.  Hello little girlies! *Death by rape*
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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 08:19:59 pm »
27. Swim in lava to escape awesomealicia(from 2crzy's sig)
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 09:07:10 pm by That Goalie Guy »

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2013, 11:46:32 am »
28. Go to plihbmaster2012's golem spawner to see 2 golems right next to each other.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2013, 01:20:32 pm »
29. Jump off a cliff and sing "I believe I can fly"
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