1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft

[andersad]

49. Go skydiving without a parachute

50. Get the Mo' Creatures mod and attack a shark in the middle of the ocean.

[Dalei]

51: Get killed by a horde of zombies
52:Get killed by 1000 of every hostile mob in the game.

[square_skull]

53. insult notch while he is online the server you're on
54. spam until the moderators give you your last warning, but then have your pet
cat jump on your keyboard and that accidently makes you spam some more, if this
ever happens to you, your DOOMED

[Caanite.]

Attack a shark in DivineRPG and make it turn into a land-shark

[andersad]

U forgot to put 54......


55. Attempt to fight 4 zombies equipped with full iron and a diamond sword each.

[kagarium]

56: I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!

[cattfish0612]

57 take on a pig

[Booorad]

58. -walking along happily singing a song, hears a faint *hissss* in the distance, followed by a *BANG* a creeper has exploded almost half a mile a away, no big deal right? starts forest on fire, burning down house, killing all animals, and leaving you defenseless, dies days latter from starvation... bad luck Steve.
-Booorad

[FNVcourierjon(SigilStone)]

MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ALL LIVESTOCK=FAMINE

[Beast23x3]

60. Attack villagers with 2 iron golmns around

[LIEKABOWSE]

61. Come to my server. Guarenteed death.
62. Believe that you have Respiration enchantment on your armor, but then realizing you lost that armor a week ago. *tries to swim*

[Chief149]

enderpearl into the part of _gavin's enderman farm where all of the endermen fall to be punched and killed.

[andersad]

    Lol chief good one.


    64. Your new to the fighting club on Opti. You walk up all cool to an iron golem holding a seed. You say,"Here hoes the record!" You hit it once only to realize there's one behind u and they just hit you back and fourth helplessly. But no one helps because they're laughing too hard. (Btw you have P4 armor on) All the time your trying to hit these golems but your bouncing back and fourth too fast. After about 90 seconds(hopefully enough common sense to get your sword our) you go to your inventory and go to hotbar key 9 because that's where you keep your sword. Oh NO! It's not there! You die 3 seconds later due to fall damage... DROP PARTY! Your stuff gets "given away" to the "poor". You realize you were an absolute idiot to not do /home in the middle of it all. Congratulations, you broke the record, Biggest Fail.

[jh2018]

65. Alicia.

[LIEKABOWSE]

65. Alicia.

Alicia is going to brutally murder you (pun intended)
66. /suicide