1001 Ways to Die on Minecraft

[FIREBALL4801]

1:  Try to swim in lava
2:  Drown in the ocean
3:  Fall off a building
4:  Annoy your friend
5:  Dig straight down
6:  Dig straight up
7:  Agro an enderman
8:  Hug a creeper
9:  Try to fly like a chicken
10: Make a monser spawner:  only to realize you trapped yourself in it

[Wyboth]

11. Sleeping in the nether
12. Enderman-watching
13. Wolf abuse

[jh2018]

14. Troll pigmen
15. Not put a pumpkin on in the end
16. World edit ground to lava

[Wyboth]

17. "How do I turn X-rays off?"
18. Pillaging a village in front of a golem
19. Failing to mind the gap

[Zeradeth_]

20. Forgetting that TNT really does explode.
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.

[square_skull]

22. Suddenly remembering you forgot your diamond pickaxe while in an obsidian
cage with the wither boss
23. Mistaking a moderator for a hacker and screaming it into the chat box
24. Going AFK in the nether and coming back to your computer and you
see the "you died" message on the screen

[Wyboth]

21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.

All I thought was:

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? I ran into a cave spider spawner this morning."

"Yeah, so?"

"Without any milk."

[jh2018]

Why do you have to have milk?

[Wyboth]

Why do you have to have milk?

It cures the player of poison.

Let's stay ontopic now.

[SalsaInABowl]

23. /kill
24. 360 bow and arrow an enderman off the side of a mountain.

(Super funny side note: I saw a trailer for The End coming to MC 360 edition and throughout the whole thing at least half the players kept trying to kill endermen with a bow and arrow XD)

[kagarium]

25:get caught in your own mob grinder

[Sugna]

26:  JIMMY JIMMEH.  Hello little girlies! *Death by rape*

[RuthlessTomato]

27. Swim in lava to escape awesomealicia(from 2crzy's sig)

[titans55]

28. Go to plihbmaster2012's golem spawner to see 2 golems right next to each other.

[Alpha_Lance]

29. Jump off a cliff and sing "I believe I can fly"