Opticraft Community
Discussion forum => Offtopic => Forum Games => Topic started by: FIREBALL4801 on March 23, 2013, 03:12:11 am
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1: Try to swim in lava
2: Drown in the ocean
3: Fall off a building
4: Annoy your friend
5: Dig straight down
6: Dig straight up
7: Agro an enderman
8: Hug a creeper
9: Try to fly like a chicken
10: Make a monser spawner: only to realize you trapped yourself in it
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11. Sleeping in the nether
12. Enderman-watching
13. Wolf abuse
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14. Troll pigmen
15. Not put a pumpkin on in the end
16. World edit ground to lava
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17. "How do I turn X-rays off?"
18. Pillaging a village in front of a golem
19. Failing to mind the gap
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20. Forgetting that TNT really does explode.
21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.
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22. Suddenly remembering you forgot your diamond pickaxe while in an obsidian
cage with the wither boss
23. Mistaking a moderator for a hacker and screaming it into the chat box
24. Going AFK in the nether and coming back to your computer and you
see the "you died" message on the screen
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21. Running into a cave-spider spawner without any milk.
All I thought was:
"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? I ran into a cave spider spawner this morning."
"Yeah, so?"
"Without any milk."
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Why do you have to have milk?
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Why do you have to have milk?
It cures the player of poison.
Let's stay ontopic now.
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23. /kill
24. 360 bow and arrow an enderman off the side of a mountain.
(Super funny side note: I saw a trailer for The End coming to MC 360 edition and throughout the whole thing at least half the players kept trying to kill endermen with a bow and arrow XD)
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25:get caught in your own mob grinder
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26: JIMMY JIMMEH. Hello little girlies! *Death by rape*
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27. Swim in lava to escape awesomealicia(from 2crzy's sig)
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28. Go to plihbmaster2012's golem spawner to see 2 golems right next to each other.
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29. Jump off a cliff and sing "I believe I can fly"
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30. mine some diamonds, turn back to see someone hacked slenderman into the game,
and you think it is just a new mob disguise, so you keep looking at it (not a good idea)
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31. Herobrine Mod
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32. Eat a stack of spider eyes with a creeper creeping up behind you
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33.)Use Newton's 2nd law to force gravitation force against thou (Iron Blocks? lol)
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34. Throw a whole stack of Ender Pearls without looking at your health bar.
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35. be stuck in the room with a trollish operator whos spawning creepers
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36. Savage a chicken farm with a million chickens for death lag lol
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Hack in GMOD Idiot Box
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^ you didn't add the number (37)
38. Go to a fancy restraunt with all the staff, one griever was permanently banned for grieving 1000+ blocks, he gets out his sniper and aims it at Nicks head. He fires but misses, suddenly you all realize that your being attacked so you all get on the floor. Everybody is on the floor expect from Felix who is playing on his DS. The griever fires and hits Felix in the arm, Crzy and Raul are there to help him heal the wound. Alicia, Crippnfeet and Dani try to get everyone out of the room before further injury or even death. Redchecks sees that Kodak is about to get shot so he dives into the air and knocks her out they way. Kodak thanks red but the bullet hits Crippnfoot and he hits the floor in pain. Opticalza made a runner and escaped with Nyssa, Tobs and Relkeb closely behind. Crzy tries to go as well but gets shot as well. Suddenly Jaden_Young bashes down the door. He gets out a chain gun and kills the griever instantly. Everybody celebrates but suddenly you die from a stroke.
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39. Don't include everyone in your paragraph.
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40. Forget that you put tnt under your pressure pad to get in ur house to keep grievers away, step on it, split second later(sizzle,sizzle,sizzle). OH F!!! Run for your life but realize that your garden fence is blocking you in cuz u went through the back door. Say your last prayers, and KA BOOM!
41. Forget that zombie pigmen are next to you when you find quartz in the nether, you go to mine it, but one gets in the way, you accidently hit it with your pick. 6 of them mob u at once, you go to pull out your sword but it breaks on the first hit, you attempt to fight them off with your random feather with sharp V on it. You take down 4 of them before they overwhelm you, dispite your amazing feather. You look around for a solution.......... SUICIDE!!!!!! You yell as you jump into the lake of lava.
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39. Don't include everyone in your paragraph.
I couldn't include everyone.
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42. Grow a sapling under yourself.
43. Attempt to jump in a patch of water at the bottow of a ravine but miss and die from fall damage.
44. Walk into a pvp arena on a server holding a diamond block in your hand with no armor on.
45. Don't feed your pet dogs(pretend you have 15) and they maul you for food.
46. Be crouching on the edge of the end, an enderman come behind you, you turn around to go back up..... You look into the enderman's eyes, then............ you know what happens next.
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47 die in the roof when waking up from a bed
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48. Crash a boat into soulsand (I don't even know if this is patched)
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49. Go skydiving without a parachute
50. Get the Mo' Creatures mod and attack a shark in the middle of the ocean.
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51: Get killed by a horde of zombies
52:Get killed by 1000 of every hostile mob in the game.
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53. insult notch while he is online the server you're on
54. spam until the moderators give you your last warning, but then have your pet
cat jump on your keyboard and that accidently makes you spam some more, if this
ever happens to you, your DOOMED
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Attack a shark in DivineRPG and make it turn into a land-shark
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U forgot to put 54......
55. Attempt to fight 4 zombies equipped with full iron and a diamond sword each.
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56: I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!
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57 take on a pig :o
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58. -walking along happily singing a song, hears a faint *hissss* in the distance, followed by a *BANG* a creeper has exploded almost half a mile a away, no big deal right? starts forest on fire, burning down house, killing all animals, and leaving you defenseless, dies days latter from starvation... bad luck Steve.
-Booorad
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MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ALL LIVESTOCK=FAMINE
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60. Attack villagers with 2 iron golmns around
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61. Come to my server. Guarenteed death.
62. Believe that you have Respiration enchantment on your armor, but then realizing you lost that armor a week ago. *tries to swim*
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enderpearl into the part of _gavin's enderman farm where all of the endermen fall to be punched and killed.
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Lol chief good one.
64. Your new to the fighting club on Opti. You walk up all cool to an iron golem holding a seed. You say,"Here hoes the record!" You hit it once only to realize there's one behind u and they just hit you back and fourth helplessly. But no one helps because they're laughing too hard. (Btw you have P4 armor on) All the time your trying to hit these golems but your bouncing back and fourth too fast. After about 90 seconds(hopefully enough common sense to get your sword our) you go to your inventory and go to hotbar key 9 because that's where you keep your sword. Oh NO! It's not there! You die 3 seconds later due to fall damage... DROP PARTY! Your stuff gets "given away" to the "poor". You realize you were an absolute idiot to not do /home in the middle of it all. Congratulations, you broke the record, Biggest Fail.
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65. Alicia.
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65. Alicia.
Alicia is going to brutally murder you (pun intended)
66. /suicide
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67. Insult somebodies family (DONīT DO IT!!!!!)
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67. Insult somebodies family (DONīT DO IT!!!!!)
68. #yolo at number 67...
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69: start building a house in the middle of nowhere, dont /sethome yet. Go afk to take care of your cat, and come back to the YOU DIED! red screen, to realize that a creeper found you >.>
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70. Try killing one of a dog pack because they are so annoying and get mauled by around 9 of them when it's a new singleplayer. Then you ragequit.
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71. place 1000000 tnt and explode it... you die as well as crash ur game
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72: get eaten by a pig
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73: eat spider eyes... in the open night
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74. Go and crouch over a lava pool because you see diamonds at the back of it along the wall. You start to slowly build out to it. WTF You just got hit into lava by a skeleton! (Legit this can happen, one time I was crouching on the edge of a lava pool and a skeleton shot me in. I lost 2 God Pickaxes that day... :()
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75. Glitch yourself into a wall
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76. Yolo
(Kinda ironic that it is a reason to screw up your live instead of preserving it)