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Started by KingKool6, February 14, 2012, 07:09:18 AM

do you like mario?

yes
8 (72.7%)
no
3 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11

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Mario

Kian

#15
February 15, 2012, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: awesomealicia on February 15, 2012, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: clawstrider on February 15, 2012, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: Kian on February 15, 2012, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Oicks up coins lake a Jew?

?
he meant picks up coins like a jew. And kian, a stereotypical jewish person normally collects a lot of money.
Yes I meant picks. And thanks for educating me alicia :P

SpikeyThorn

#16
February 15, 2012, 09:37:27 PM
Nice bit of education right there...

But mr's right, he is in fact, Racist.






./troll

Xeadin

#17
February 15, 2012, 10:04:42 PM
Also, Mushrooms? (totally discreet drug advertising... :-X )

DJAlphaWolf

#18
February 15, 2012, 10:38:01 PM Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 01:46:23 AM by DJAlphaWolf
Quote from: Xeadin on February 15, 2012, 10:04:42 PM
Also, Mushrooms? (totally discreet drug advertising... :-X )
lol true. one type of mushroom makes him think he's really tall.

If you think about it, how can the leaf turning him into a raccoon, mushrooms granting size and extra lives, flowers that grant you the ability to shoot balls of fire, and even stars that grant you temporary invincibility, be even remotely possible? The only rational answer is that these effects are all really heavy hallucinations thanks to heavy drug abuse (mushrooms="magic mushroom" drug and  fire flower=some kind of illegal opium poppy flower).

Also, despite all his hallucinations, he is committing actual murder whether he is aware of it or not. He kills all these koopas, goombas and other various monsters. I mean some of them are questionable monsters because we cannot determine if they actually work for Bowser or not. Besides, its not like many of them even try to kill him, let alone follow him. Mario could simply avoid them and they won't bother him. Nevertheless, Mario kills every single one of these possibly innocent creatures because he thinks "hey i am-a invincible with-a my powers! I'll kill them all for-a the princess!". Either way its downright murder.

Btw, one thing that I never really understood. He's supposed to be a plumber right? So how come i have never seen him carrying any tools around. The closest thing is the fact that he goes into pipes. :P

Complicated_Name

#19
February 15, 2012, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: Xeadin on February 15, 2012, 10:04:42 PM
Also, Mushrooms? (totally discreet drug advertising... :-X )
Haha
Quote from: clawstrider on February 15, 2012, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: awesomealicia on February 15, 2012, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: clawstrider on February 15, 2012, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: Kian on February 15, 2012, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Oicks up coins lake a Jew?

?
he meant picks up coins like a jew. And kian, a stereotypical jewish person normally collects a lot of money.

As a Jew, I don't normally collect lots of money. Just sayin'. Not saying I don't like money, but everyone does, and money is for spending, not saving.
There are jews in england?

TheRealFamous

#20
February 15, 2012, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Mr, you also forgot he jumps like a Black guy.

Complicated_Name

#21
February 15, 2012, 11:40:38 PM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 15, 2012, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Mr, you also forgot he jumps like a Black guy.
Are you kidding me?
Dont hop on the racist train

iGenerator

#22
February 15, 2012, 11:45:25 PM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 15, 2012, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Mr, you also forgot he jumps like a Black guy.
Asian bb players can jump higher than kobe ever could

Mr_Mr_Mr

#23
February 15, 2012, 11:48:49 PM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 15, 2012, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Mr, you also forgot he jumps like a Black guy.
No.

t3dd123

#24
February 16, 2012, 12:26:32 AM
Uhh... I thought this was about Mario.

SpikeyThorn

#25
February 16, 2012, 01:52:41 AM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 15, 2012, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 14, 2012, 10:17:55 PM
Mario is the most racist character in any game. He is italian, made in japan, speaks english, looks like a mexican, and picks up coins like a jew.
Mr, you also forgot he jumps like a Black guy.

Made me chuckle, yet deep down, i know there's a black Coloured child in africa that just cant jump like that, unless you givez him coookiez noaw?!


TROLOLOLLOL

DJAlphaWolf

#26
February 16, 2012, 02:03:43 AM Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 02:06:09 AM by DJAlphaWolf
Quote from: Complicated_Name on February 15, 2012, 11:37:32 PM
There are jews in england?
I believe Jews exist everywhere. In every country in small or large numbers. We used to be a lot more numerous, but Hitler's destructive campaign took out 6 million of our people. I estimated if these numbers were spared we probably would have at least doubled in number by now.(sorry for the sad note, just stating facts). But whatever. Anyways, I have actually heard of jewish communities in India and even China (I could not believe it at first but someone showed me a picture of his trip there and I was convinced lol)

If I am correct, the largest Jewish populations of the world exist in America, Israel, Canada, Russia and England. :P

TheRealFamous

#27
February 16, 2012, 03:17:24 AM
Okay, I least we all agree(Maybe) that Mario was one of the best games when we were young, But it will always be one of the greatest.

iGenerator

#28
February 16, 2012, 04:02:59 AM Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 05:08:16 AM by Mr_Mr_Mr
Quote from: DJAlphaWolf on February 16, 2012, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Complicated_Name on February 15, 2012, 11:37:32 PM
There are jews in england?
I believe Jews exist everywhere. In every country in small or large numbers. We used to be a lot more numerous, but Hitler's destructive campaign took out 6 million of our people. I estimated if these numbers were spared we probably would have at least doubled in number by now.(sorry for the sad note, just stating facts). But whatever. Anyways, I have actually heard of jewish communities in India and even China (I could not believe it at first but someone showed me a picture of his trip there and I was convinced lol)

If I am correct, the largest Jewish populations of the world exist in America, Israel, Canada, Russia and England. :P
you ruined it ***

Kian

#29
February 16, 2012, 08:26:39 AM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 16, 2012, 03:17:24 AM
Okay, I least we all agree(Maybe) that Mario was one of the best games when we were young, But it will always be one of the greatest.
I agree.
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