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Started by t3dd123, February 12, 2012, 02:48:54 AM

Family

Your_Mine

Quote from: redchecks on February 14, 2012, 02:34:18 AM
Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 02:22:27 AM
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Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'
You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  :P

You can't disown your father.
I just did!  ;D



U mad?

Redchecks

Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 02:46:34 AM
Quote from: redchecks on February 14, 2012, 02:34:18 AM
Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 02:22:27 AM
Quote from: redchecks on February 14, 2012, 02:15:59 AM
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Here, fixed it up for you...
The way it plays out is quite simple... Despite both being older than I, I am to both of you your 'theoretical father due to orphan paper work.'
You are hereby disowned as my father, then.   It's just weird for my father to be older than me.  :P

You can't disown your father.
I just did!  ;D



U mad?


Quote from: DJAlphaWolf on February 14, 2012, 02:44:24 AM
I think so. Mother left you with the children? or did you volunteer to take them in yourself? Either way, being raised without a mother is tough...Have they ever asked you what momma was like? or at least "why we don't have a momma"? :P
I told them she was a crack head.. they instantly said.. 'Oh, like us?' (ooooo... insinuating they're crack heads.Burn!:p)

t3dd123

Ok, stuff is getting to where it's REALLY cool.

impishmonkey

DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.

DJAlphaWolf

Quote from: impishmonkey on February 14, 2012, 04:28:26 AM
DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.
How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....

Mr_Mr_Mr

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impishmonkey

Quote from: DJAlphaWolf on February 14, 2012, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: impishmonkey on February 14, 2012, 04:28:26 AM
DJ, our father was Holy_Moses but he hasn't contacted us in a while. Absent father, and all that.... I don't know anything about our mom, sorry.... Dad never liked to talk about it...or anything for that matter.
How come you never told me? I talk to him all the time, never knowing he was my father. This changes everything....


I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...

DJAlphaWolf

Quote from: impishmonkey on February 14, 2012, 04:48:23 AM
I didn't want you to feel different around him... knowing that he didn't want to get involved with us...
Thanks sis. You really are the best :P

Maybe one day, we can re-establish our family connections.

clawstrider



impishmonkey

XD hahahahahahahahahaha


btw... gameguy needs to be on there somewhere and Jimmy should be my uncle :}

Your_Mine

Just now saw Famous's post, so here's my response:
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 14, 2012, 02:33:43 AM
Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 02:25:48 AM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 14, 2012, 02:23:07 AM
Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 02:08:53 AM
Quote from: TheRealFamous on February 14, 2012, 01:14:56 AM
Quote from: Your_Mine on February 14, 2012, 12:51:51 AM
It started with MissTheSofie and EvanDr2. Then I declared myself as Sofie's father, and later took alicia as my wife/her mother.  Mr later claimed alicia to be his mother.  Recently, Monkey and imp had two children, and Monkey and I decided to be bros. I learned that claw and soul were alicia's brothers, and DJ wanted to be an uncle. I added Kian as Sofie's son because it was about time for her to give birth.
Then you had a divorce with Alicia and then i took over. ;)
LIES, SLANDER, AND FALSIFICATIONS!
U Mad?
I'm incensed. ;)

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littlej11

im not in the family tree?  :'(




SoulKnightGT


impishmonkey

It's official, Mr. Monkey and I are getting married.. We haven't decided when yet so suggestions are welcome... We both don't want the wedding to be put off later then Saturday. :}