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Quote from: SalsaInABowl on May 30, 2014, 12:02:54 AM

Quote from: R2J on May 27, 2014, 10:56:18 PM
All Me (Drake, Big Sean, and 2 Chainz (MAH NIGGA))

Song - 2/10
Drake as a whole - 2/10
Big Sean - 1/10
2 Chainz - Quit rap./10

And try not to use that word because it'll get you banned.

It's hilarious how little 2 Chainz sense is making in his verse.
[spoiler=His verse (has some explicit language (obviously))]
Money on my mind, you should think the same
J's on, pinky ring
Dogging these hoes, I need quarantine
In the same league, but we don't ball the same
Oh! She want all the fame
I hear that shit all the time
She said she love me
I said, "Baby girl, fall in line, " ok
Made a million, off a dinner
Fork, watch me switch it up
Walked in, "Ill nigga alert! Ill nigga alert!" (Damn!)
You need that work, I got that work, got bitches in my condo
Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note
From the A to Toronto, we let the metal go off
And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off
This that sauce, this that dressing
Givenchy, nigga God bless you
If having a bad bitch was a crime
I'd be arrested (True)
[/spoiler]

Quote from: LIEKABOWSE on May 30, 2014, 01:39:05 AM

Quote from: SalsaInABowl on May 30, 2014, 12:02:54 AM

Quote from: R2J on May 27, 2014, 10:56:18 PM
All Me (Drake, Big Sean, and 2 Chainz (MAH NIGGA))

Song - 2/10
Drake as a whole - 2/10
Big Sean - 1/10
2 Chainz - Quit rap./10

And try not to use that word because it'll get you banned.

It's hilarious how little 2 Chainz sense is making in his verse.
[spoiler=His verse (has some explicit language (obviously))]
Money on my mind, you should think the same
J's on, pinky ring
Dogging these hoes, I need quarantine
In the same league, but we don't ball the same
Oh! She want all the fame
I hear that shit all the time
She said she love me
I said, "Baby girl, fall in line, " ok
Made a million, off a dinner
Fork, watch me switch it up
Walked in, "Ill nigga alert! Ill nigga alert!" (Damn!)
You need that work, I got that work, got bitches in my condo
Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note
From the A to Toronto, we let the metal go off
And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off
This that sauce, this that dressing
Givenchy, nigga God bless you
If having a bad bitch was a crime
I'd be arrested (True)
[/spoiler]

You guys need to invest some time in to this. And forget about your newage bollocks.

Quote from: Redchecks on June 02, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
You guys need to invest some time in to this. And forget about your newage bollocks.

GETO

Quote from: Holy_Moses on June 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM

Quote from: Redchecks on June 02, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
You guys need to invest some time in to this. And forget about your newage bollocks.

GETO

The Message

Quote from: raul7legend on June 02, 2014, 04:06:41 PM

Quote from: Holy_Moses on June 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM

Quote from: Redchecks on June 02, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
You guys need to invest some time in to this. And forget about your newage bollocks.

GETO

The Message

Ahhh, the 80's

Wanna see you with it
Sho' could treat you right
Give me just a minute
Of your time tonight

*Record scratching*

Alter Bridge - Cry of Achilles

Quote from: LIEKABOWSE on May 30, 2014, 01:39:05 AM

Quote from: SalsaInABowl on May 30, 2014, 12:02:54 AM

Quote from: R2J on May 27, 2014, 10:56:18 PM
All Me (Drake, Big Sean, and 2 Chainz (MAH NIGGA))

Song - 2/10
Drake as a whole - 2/10
Big Sean - 1/10
2 Chainz - Quit rap./10

And try not to use that word because it'll get you banned.

It's hilarious how little 2 Chainz sense is making in his verse.
[spoiler=His verse (has some explicit language (obviously))]
Money on my mind, you should think the same
J's on, pinky ring
Dogging these hoes, I need quarantine
In the same league, but we don't ball the same
Oh! She want all the fame
I hear that shit all the time
She said she love me
I said, "Baby girl, fall in line, " ok
Made a million, off a dinner
Fork, watch me switch it up
Walked in, "Ill nigga alert! Ill nigga alert!" (Damn!)
You need that work, I got that work, got bitches in my condo
Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note
From the A to Toronto, we let the metal go off
And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off
This that sauce, this that dressing
Givenchy, nigga God bless you
If having a bad bitch was a crime
I'd be arrested (True)
[/spoiler]

I will now decipher the random crap verse/rap career that is 2 Chainz.

[spoiler=WARNING: Explicit lyrics. Besides, you don't want to see lyrics this crappy.]
"Money on my mind, you should think the same"
2 Chainz wants us to destroy the economy by making everyone rich.

"Js on, pinky ring"
I have overpriced shoes and a ring where it should not be. Therefore I get bitches and you don't.

"Dogging these hoes I need quarantine"
Being a canine toward farming tools, I am morbidly ill with a contagious disease

"In the same league, but we don't ball the same"
We play for the same association but don't spherical object the same.

"Oh! She want all the fame"
She is an attention whore.

"I hear that shit all the time"
I hear "that shit" (his music maybe?) all the time.

"She said she love me"
She said she loves me, but she does not possess adept grammar skills.

"I said, baby girl fall in line"
2 Chainz wants a female infant to fall over while standing in line for a ride at Disneyland. What an asshole, wishing a fall on a small child like that.

"Made a million, off a dinner"
He made a million dollars off a dinner...? Okay this just makes absolutely no sense at all.

"Fork, watch me switch it up"
The best metaphor he has in this verse, which isn't saying much. Fork in the road, watch me pick the other direction. 2/10, you tried.

"Walked in, ill nigga alert! Ill nigga alert! (Damn)"
I walked inside but I cursed them as they discovered I was sick. But hey, I told them to get a quarantine a couple lines ago so it's their fault.

"You need that work, I got work I got bitches in my condo"
If you want to work for me, then I have some good news for you! I have dogs! They're in my condo if you wanna see them.

"Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note"
This shirt I just bought costs as much as a note passed in class about a Mercedes-Benz car.

"From the A, to Toronto we make the metal go off"
I hope metal doesn't refer to a gun because 2 Chainz definitely is not a badass and has no right to act like one. Also, from the beginning of the alphabet to Canada, however long that might be, is a confusing length.

"And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off"
Um, no. That's probably the chain(z) you have on. Hold on while I consult my memory for the physical content of a male reproductive organ...yeah no, sorry. Not metallic. At least not for me.

"This that sauce, this that dressing"
Well a nice change of heart from his hate toward small children, he's letting us know where all the condiments are. Thanks Mr. Chainz, we appreciate it.

"Givenchy, nigga god bless you"
Not sure what Givenchy means but he wants all black people to know that they are blessed by god. Aw, how nice. But he could try being nicer by saying people in general.

"If having a bad bitch was a crime I'd be arrested"
Well a lot of people would be arrested, not just you. Dogs aren't always nice. And we're going to assume you had a bad bitch because you ended up getting arrested anyways.


Yeah 2Chainz should quit rap...although having an example of what not to do with your lyrics is always nice for beginners. I give this performance a 10. On the pH scale. Because it was basic as hell. And a pile of shit overall.

Somebody told me
By: The Killers

I'm Listening to Bill1368 and it's kinda awkward, it sounds like a choking cat that is licking a cow. Don't ask.

I am listening to gogar72 talk about his 499 posts that will never be 500 posts.

Archilles Last Stand by Led Zep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

My tears after watching Jurassic Bark