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But he was removed.

So he unremoved himself.

But then he died in a massive explosion created by the dinosaurs and miley cyrus  and dumble door

So Johnny Depp went back in time in his Galleon-ship-turned-time-machine, the Black Pearl, to abort the would-be Miley Cyrus fetus as well as kill the sadistic child form of Tom Marvolo Riddle (Voldemort), thus saving the world from tragedy in the future, especially those innocent doors handcrafted from the dumble regions in Nottinghamshire, England and that disgraceful dance that has resurfaced...twerking....

No idea what to do about the dinosaurs, other than to send them back to their time.

But he fell over and broke his leg.

So he turned female succesfully.

But then he wanted to be male again, so he drank a polyjuice potion using some of his old MALE blood from the doctor's office because he got a pint taken out a few days ago..... We Aren't Getting Anywhere.

So then he jumped into a washing machine and it spun him around and he got thrown into space where there was a massive alien called Jimmy that ate him and evolved into a dinosaur who was partial to chocolate and couldn't find any chocolate so he looked around the Earth and found the holy chocolate that he ate and became 10x larger and he picked up a gun and shot some dude who was already dead who became alive and fell out of a washing machine that he died in, and then you woke up.

But got shot right away by A nurse.

So he started screaming like a 2 year old

But he lost his voice during his tantrum.

So he got angry and ate every single frog in the world.

but there was a frog on the moon!

But the cow went moo.

So the seal went, ow ow ow!