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Pushes you off cause your a newbie with two posts.
My effing hill.

I offer you a baby turtle in exchange for the hill, the turtle is too adorable for you to reject, so you accept my offer.

My hill.

I stab your kitten.

My hill.

I use a big watercannon to wash you off.


My hill

I sing to you horribly so you die.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to MY HILL.

U trip and fall off the hill my hill

I stab you in the back and put barb wire  all around it followed by a wall of bedrock.

My hill.

I ask, Chuck Norris, to take the hill for me. He says, Sure Aske.
He grabs the best weapon possible for the job. A watergun!!!!!

He somhow manage to destroy both the wire, and the groundrock wall.
And throws you out of the hill.

And he stand guard!!!!  Chuck Norris, with a watergun! Beat that!

My Hill!

I send a Terminator back in time to kill both of you as babies.

My hill.

I push you off the hill, leading to you being eaten by a  cow.
My hill bitches.

The hill is improperly zoned so I have a team of lawyers sue you off the hill. File an injunction for punitive damages and take you for everything you've got. Then we flatten the hill with a landscaping crew and build overpriced luxury condo's using illegally subsidized government funding.
My hill.

I didnt read that but I stab you and take all your money.
My hill.

I call in the Ban Hammer to smack your ass off the hill permanantly.
My hill.

I kil you.
My hill still.

I give you the -.- face.

My hill.