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Started by Relkeb, February 15, 2011, 10:05:26 PM

King Of The Hill- Game

Missters

I kick you in the face so you slowly fall down the hill c:

MY HILL!

techdude98

i ride my unicorn up on the hill and it knocks you off.
MY HILL!

5OO

I throw a unicorn snack down the hill, the unicorn chases after it.

My hill.

CazualxGrenade

I Persuade 5OO to share the hill with me. You have a machine gun.

OUR HILL!

Kian

I wait until night, I slowly slink up the back of the hill. When 500 goes to bed in the hill, I follow him down. I put the pillow down on his face and hold it there and then stab him in the face. Next I take out my machete and carve a 5 into his stomach. (yes, that is from Hannibal rising) I then slowly wall out the door, 500's machine gun in my hand, and blow seven shades of shiz out of cazual.

My hill.

thedude114

Nu.Ke class orbital laser! (Nuclear weapons, Kinetic Energy)

               
               

-------------<               >-------------------        
                |___|_|___|
                 \    |||     /
                  |    0     |
                  |          |
                  |          |
                  |          |
___________/ BOOM! \___________


My hill

Wyboth

Everyone leaves you alone for a few days. Not wanting to give up the hill, you stay on top of it. Four days later, you die of dehydration. I then walk up the hill.
My hill.

Kian

I wait until night, blow dark and lava in hand, when I reach the top you have a magnum pointed to my face. I laugh and press f which I have blinded to //hcyl fire 10 and you stumble into the flames and drop the gun. I shoot you with the blow dart and press undo. The flames retreat, you slowly douse, and you fall to the ground, dead.

My hill.

High Roller

I go to the store buy as many metal forks and knives as I can. I insert the forks and knives in a foam wall North of the hill where Kian resides I get a huge magnet used at the junk yard for picking up cars. I pkace it south of the hill turn it on and all the forks and kvives fly most going right through Kian.

My Hill

techdude98

I pull a fork out of kian and stab you with it.
MY HILL!

Wyboth

I send you to a mental institute for testing 100% positive for Minecraft addiction.
My hill!

troddenostrich

I told Chuck Norris that you said that a round house kick wasnt the best way to kick someone.(You better get running)

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theone7142

While chuck was chasing wyboth, I snuck up to you, as you did to me, and slit ur neck with a STICK


MY HILL

Kurseddragon

I steal the stick.

My hill.

Wyboth

I remove all Higgs-Boson particles from your body. You slowly float away, cursing.

My hill.