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i get relkeb to troll you to death i then make a bunker with uckear silos surronding the hill that automaticly target anyone but relkeb and i within a 10 block radius

mine and relkebs hill

Pyromniac...
My hill

i decide its my hill.

-MY HILL

well then i decide it's no longer your hill.
my hill

I enroll you in the Aperture Science Laboratories Test Program.

My hill

When you turned in the paper to enroll, I secretly rewrote your name on it.

MY HILL!!!

I'm back... With more falcon punch.
MY HILL!

And me in the guise of a ninja, sneak up behind you and kick you off the cliff that was coincidentally directly in-front of you

My Hill!!

Heeeeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddssssshhhhhooootttttttt!

My hill

As i enter the scarred battlefield i notice a abundance of leftover items from the many who tried taking the hill. I pick up some black clothes from a dead ninja that was shot in the head(must've not been a very good ninja). After i put on the clothes the sun starts to set. I decide to lurk close to the debris and dead so I have cover all the way to the hill. I finally have the hill in my sights. I suddenly am filled with a mixture of awe and disbelief as i gaze at it. The hill has such a hypnotic feeling that makes you urn for it but at the same time you ask yourself if a moment of victory will satisfy you cause you'll surely be dead the next day. I snap back into reality when a bullet whizzes by my head. it came from the direction of the hill. As i take cover behind what looks to be the remainder of a tank. I look around for possible exit routes. I know my time is limited cause the shooter is taking more time with his shots. A bullet hits the chard metal near my face and sprays rust into one of my eyes. i decide to jump in a nearby pond to clear my vision. when i jump in i swim to the bottom to avoid the scattered shots entering the water. When i get to the bottom i realize i don't have much time to think up a plan. I look to my right i see a dead body weighed down by a log. When i saw this i realized i could still make it out. It takes a while for me to get the log off but when i do the body floats to the top of the water. As i hold on to the bottom i hope the shooter took the bait and assumed the body was me. The trick is now i have to decide how long to wait till i resurface. If i go to early the shooter might see me if he's still facing the direction of the body. It feels like an eternity after a while and my lungs are about to collapse so i resurface. To be on the safe side i float up to the other side of the body so the shooter wouldn't notice if he was still looking. As i get out of the pond i lie down next to a large rock at the base of the hill. I drift into sleep until i wake the next morning. I figure out i was asleep for 3 hours and assume the shooter is will be off his guard. I slowly but surly make my way up the hill. When i get half way i look for a possible weapon. I find a pistol missing just one bullet from being full. As i get to the ledge i peer over to see whats happening. As i look I'm horrified to see the shooter is still looking through the scope of the gun down at the battlefield. It seems he hasn't slept in days i figured from his bloodied eyes. As i lift my pistol i almost stop but the hills hypnotic feeling was stronger at the top. The hill told me to put him out of his misery, to end his suffering. As i pulled the trigger the shooter didn't have a chance to turn around. As i looked at the body a wave of madness and paranoia hit me, but not before the victory engulfed me in greed to yell, "MY HILL!"

Wow. That was the greatest story I have ever heard in my life. WRITE BOOKS!

Wow.

*drops a nuke on the hill*

My Crater!   

Slaps Viper with a Viper...

Somehow Nerd Sage's Crater

I stare at you with the might of Chuck Norris, and force you off the crater.

MINE AND CHUCK NORRIS CRATER!
(Since you cannot defeat Chuck Norris, from now on it's your crater and Chuck Norris)