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The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 

Quote from: Redchecks on June 03, 2012, 07:07:49 PM
The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 

Nope! Chuck Testa!

My Hill...


(Didn't take me long to think of Red,)

Quote from: Redchecks on June 03, 2012, 07:07:49 PM
The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 

What about Blackjesus?

summons Zombie Fabio and an assortment of mercenaries to take the hill in a gruesome battle of tic tac toe. after losing Fabio rage quits and kills you.
MY HILL!!

nuke the place down and go sit on a hill on mars wich a spacehelmet

my hill

*sighs*
I TOLD ALL OF YOU GUYS ALREADY........

ITS MY HILL. GOD

Swoops in on a chopper, spewing bullets from a SAW, kills the Whiny guy, and drops theone7142's flag.


MY HILL

Enters into a vast desert, traveling for 3 days until finding a genie in a bottle. Rubs the bottle repeatedly until genie comes out.
Genie: Hello wanderer, you have three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes!
Nerdsage: eh okay, I'll have a mongoose, a pitchfork and a leaf blower...
Genie: *stares* are you sure? I mean, untold riches, fame or power, none of those?
Nerdsage: nah, just those I said before.
Genie:*shrugs* Your wish is granted!
After the genie leaves takes the mongoose and ties it to the pitchfork and stuffs the back end into the leaf blower.
aims it at theone and turns it on.
MY HILL!!!

Quote from: Nerd Sage on June 04, 2012, 01:22:45 AM
Enters into a vast desert, traveling for 3 days until finding a genie in a bottle. Rubs the bottle repeatedly until genie comes out.
Genie: Hello wanderer, you have three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes!
Nerdsage: eh okay, I'll have a mongoose, a pitchfork and a leaf blower...
Genie: *stares* are you sure? I mean, untold riches, fame or power, none of those?
Nerdsage: nah, just those I said before.
Genie:*shrugs* Your wish is granted!
After the genie leaves takes the mongoose and ties it to the pitchfork and stuffs the back end into the leaf blower.
aims it at theone and turns it on.
MY HILL!!!

ok I know this is out of character or whatever, but bravo my good man, bravo.

oh this is only the tip of the iceberg... oh iceberg, I'll save that one for latter *insert maniacal laugh*
oh and STILL MY HILL!!!

*Pushes Nerd*

My Hill

...Clever, aye?

You sneak up on Myskillzownu.

SMS789's opening attack!

SMS789 tried PSI Rockin Omega

SMS789 dealt 374 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu attacks!

SMS789 suffers 34 HP of damage.

SMS789 fires the Multibottle rocket.

SMS789 dealt 623 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu got hurt and collapsed...

YOU WIN!  (MY HILL)

Quote from: SMS789 on June 05, 2012, 05:24:52 AM
You sneak up on Myskillzownu.

SMS789's opening attack!

SMS789 tried PSI Rockin Omega

SMS789 dealt 374 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu attacks!

SMS789 suffers 34 HP of damage.

SMS789 fires the Multibottle rocket.

SMS789 dealt 623 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu got hurt and collapsed...

YOU WIN!  (MY HILL)

Uhhh, which game did you reference?

It was Earthbound.

While two men were conversing, I leap in surprise to attack! They utter the words "i feel asleep!" Before their Bloody, Gory demise.



MY HILL