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I dress up as a police officer and fool you into thinking im arresting Hammond.
MY HILL.

I throw an elephant at you My HILL

Quote from: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 03:17:57 PM
I throw an elephant at you My HILL

The elephant explodes in mid-air (Its a well documented, scientific fact that Elephants explode when thrown. Trust me on this). The debris squashed everyone around it.
My hill

I sneak up behind claw and break his neck while throwing him off so h can watch me barb wire the hill so no one can walk/climb/crawl or leisurely stroll up the hil.
MY HILL!

i get myself a army of flying llama's and conquer the hill with they're awesomeness

MY HILL

I distract your army of flying llamas with a single small carrot.  They all fight over this tiny morsel until one remains, which is so exhausted that, when it tries to fly again, it reaches about 100 feet and then can't hold its own weight.  It falls like a furry comet (landing on gg) and makes llama soup when it hits the floor.

My hill.

Quote from: JimmyWhiffler on January 13, 2012, 08:53:57 PM
I distract your army of flying llamas with a single small carrot.  They all fight over this tiny morsel until one remains, which is so exhausted that, when it tries to fly again, it reaches about 100 feet and then can't hold its own weight.  It falls like a furry comet (landing on gg) and makes llama soup when it hits the floor.

My hill.

I eat the Flying Llama soup, and gain Flying Llama powers (Think spiderman and spiders). I use my abilities to re-take the hill for myself!
My hill

then ill srike back with a horde of flying alpacas, led by alpaca man(claws brother).
and because claw cant kill his own brother the alpacas eat his flesh.

MY HILL(again)

Quote from: gameguy96 on January 13, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
then ill srike back with a horde of flying alpacas, led by alpaca man(claws brother).
and because claw cant kill his own brother the alpacas eat his flesh.

MY HILL(again)

I call the 56th Airborne Camel Legion. They leave no alpacas standing.
My hill

I Nuke the whole world excluding the hill i then use my 100 jumpjets to finish off the camels and clawstrider. so there is no world, everyone is dead but me, and it is MY HILL

i jump in a time machine and go back to when it was my hill

MY HILL

you doing that causes a paradox as time travel backwards is impossible because if it was ever achieved it would create a paradox...which would destroy everything into non-exsistance, so still my hill....or......No-ones hill and nothing ever exsisted

I create a new server that is completely unjoinable to everyone else and is impossible to hack. I create a hill and put anit-everything barriers around it (anit-everything also includes anit-matter.) MY HILL

I login to the server after hacking your minecraft account and using your minecraft account to get onto the server. I then use your server owner commands to make myself an op on the server, I then take the hill while leaving your account unloginable. my hill

i get a baby sloth and it turns back the world with its cuteness. and nobody can hurt a baby sloth so,

MY(and baby sloth's) hill