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okay!

this is a situation.

its a nice, warm day.
so warm, in fact, that you need some refreshment.
so you, being the cheap person that you are, seek out the nearest Vending Machine, and put in $1.
nothing happens.
you kick the machine.
still nothing.

post your reaction to this situation below this. be as creative (or llama-ry) as you like.
creativeness is good!

The Senario From Top to Bottom.

"I wana Coke..."

"Heres a machine. Looks kinda old. Oh well....."

'Inserts 1$'

'In Fustrastion Bangs the Coin Area, Then kicks the machine.'

"F***. What could i do...

A: Smash the machine - push it over.

B: Drink my own urine....................................................

C: Don't do 'B' and Smash the Machine."


"I will do A... Na i will go for C "

Smash

"WTF the Machine is Empty... Whats that Sound... MONEY. LOTS AND LOTS OF SWEET MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!"

END

realistic?

Start crying till it gives me a drink.

Tell the vending machine about how awsome I am so that he will give me the drink.

Use a nuke.

Insert another dollar.

Shoot it up with an ak-47

If that doesnt work offer to give it a llama

if its a coke machine, enter the service mode code and get your drink free, with money back?
if its not a coke machine, look like a hobo asking for another dollar so i can preform the 2 drinks for the price of 1 trick instead
(yes i researched how to scam a vending machine, sue me)