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Quote from: MuffinGrr on February 15, 2011, 06:33:01 AM

Quote from: izzeh on February 14, 2011, 10:58:06 PM
The wallholder turns out to be pink ,and made of tinfoil.

I wish my Bf didn't forget his valentines present for me 

he misspelled your name.

i wish for February 25th to come right now.

happy february 15th

I wish i was a dog(sleep all day babeh)

you become a cat with fleas


i wish to have my own cartoon

Youre cartoon got canceled
I wish for an nuke to bomb japan

Japan bombs you first.

I wish I was a flying cat.

you're a cat that's went flying with the help of a catapult


i wish to be the best of my kendo class (currently third place)

You become the best, then Chuck Norris joins and instantly learns it all and becomes the best.

I wish i had a pet Okapi (see here: )

And you get one! But then it gets hit by a bus, then gets eaten by a kangaroo, then its guts are spit upon by all of its breathren.





I wish for chuck norris!
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basically, i just owned all of you. YOU CANT TALK OR YOU DIE!!! WHICH MEANS YOU CANT POST!!! WHICH MEANS I KILLED THIS THREAD!

Chuck Norris doesn't like your attitude, he betrays you.

I wish I was invincible.

Someone agrees to make you invincible, 5 seconds before you become invincible you are killed. BOOM HEADSHOT!!

I wish i someone would corrupt this wish

And your wish was granted, but you died in the process so it wasnt.



I wish that I could stare at my gf forever and ever.

You start too, she dumps you because you are creeping her out.

I wish for a house made out of assorted cans of soda.

p.s. 100th Post in this thread

The soda cans are actually shaken and burst as your house is being constructed. Also, your 100th post diminishes as the 101st post is made.

I wish there was a Taco Bell beside my house.

 But then Chuck Norris walks into your house. His pure awesomeness alone
destroys your house.

I wish I had as many girls as Tiger Woods.

Quote from: Rufarin on February 16, 2011, 12:14:39 PM
But then Chuck Norris walks into your house. His pure awesomeness alone
destroys your house.

I wish I had as many girls as Tiger Woods.

You have, but they are your family

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever will come out already

But it gets postponed till' nexy leap year.


I wish my bf will stop wearing his shutter shades to school xD