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You live, but you get killed for being left-handed.

I wish Redchecks will finally fix his computer and get on

You get teleported to the future instead.


I wish for optical to NOT post on this thread!

Optical steals my password and posts in this topic under my username.

I wish Pavlov was still alive to train my dog to ring a bell when it needs to pee or poop.

Pavlov teaches your dog to pee or poop anytime it hears a bell.

i wish for to live a second longer than when this  is posted

wish granted

Ghasts tear off your skin and burn down your house and everything you care for like a napalm bomb for not making a wish.

I wish I could be a crafter.

you die in a fire cause u didnt corrupt my wish

i wish to be gladus

What? Firstly, you didn't make a wish, which is why the ghast thing happened. Then, you didn't corrupt MY wish. Then you say I didn't corrupt your wish, even though there was not one to corrupt. *sigh* I guess I'll have to corrupt my own wish. I become a crafter and make the best sprite in the world by hbnd, thereby de-throning Mr. Monkey. He gets pissed and convinces Optical that I'm a fraud, so they both turn my sprite into sponge, then freeze me and build a giant dick around me.
Now time to corrupt your wish. You become GLaDOS, but with a neurotoxin core installed, so when you try to kill Chell with neurotoxins, you die yourself.
I wish I could stop bringing controversy with me wherever I go on the forums.

Correction: you did make a wish, but you granted it yourself. Could an op fix this double-post? I can't modify posts on a mobile phone.

I wish this topic would be raised from the dead.

It works but you may no longer post in it because you were banned for necroposting.

I wish I never had to go to school tomorrow.

But you find out someone famous is gonna be there and you are forced to go.

I wish for a pet ostrich.

You get the ostrich but it Burys it's head in the ground and suffocates.

I wish I could sleep.

But you drank too many redbulls and cant fall asleep

I wish i had more ikea tables to flip.

Ikea goes out of business

I wish I could get my drivers license.

But it gets revoked because you drove to your testing without a license .

I wish I wouldn't get my wish corrupted.