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Aliens teack you everything, but your head explodes like the chick from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
I wish my grandfather would let me use his computer.

Sure, but It brakes as sonn as you play on it

I want to come to say hello

But you don't have a mouth

I wish for anything (Includes nothing and anything)!

That's impossible.
I wish the mobile forums were more efficient.

Shame you don't have a mobile

I wish i was 6foot, not 5foot 4

But then you shrink to 3foot

I wish for everything 

You are given everything, including pain, insufferable misery, and death

I wish for the ability to calculate the gravitational pull of the average human being

Your head explodes after that knowledge.

I wish to become a superhero!

You become a superhero, but you accidentally fly over New York into the no-fly zone, and then get shot down by a fighter jet (because of the 9/11 crap).


I wish to calculate the final digit of pi

Whilst calculating, you divide by zero and destroy the universe.


I wish I had the ability to control time

The police shot you for stealing their donuts while time was stopped

I wish to have a steak & ale pie.

You get the pie but it is tainted you die. 

I wish apon a star. XD

The star goes Super Nova and incinerates the solar system.

I wish I owned a dragon

You receive your dragon!
Except it's a dragon fly...




I wish for my wish to win the lottery got corrupted!