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Cookie takes a break and joins the staff and watches

I transform into a cow. Then scream, cowobots attack!

Quote from: hammysandwhich on January 15, 2013, 04:18:25 AM
I transform into a cow. Then scream, cowobots attack!

Why not take a break in thrnStaff lounge? I consider you a moderator still

Butterflywolves convinces the [guests] to join our side. She then uses her good archery moves and aims a Spyow's head.
She shoots and misses, but it lodges into his calf. Instantly he drops down, Medical Members take him away, but he does not want to leave the battlefield. He begins to fight his medical staff. "Spy! Stop!" They finally calm him down and he is taken away to the medical tent.

Aww thanks salsa, but I don't have a blue name anymore...

Exsausted from my long recovery, i return to battlefeild, assuring that ninjafail is surpressed under my epic sniper skills. I notice that one noobish member charges at full speed torward butter, i shoot him dead instantly. I notice hammy is in the battle and i ask him if he still has godmode, he says yes and i tell him to sprint at full speed, with his Desert Eagle blazin'.

Quote from: DaleJr2148 on January 17, 2013, 12:22:10 PM
Exsausted from my long recovery, i return to battlefeild, assuring that ninjafail is surpressed under my epic sniper skills. I notice that one noobish member charges at full speed torward butter, i shoot him dead instantly. I notice hammy is in the battle and i ask him if he still has godmode, he says yes and i tell him to sprint at full speed, with his Desert Eagle blazin'.

You were bombed twice.
Anyhow, i take control of members group. We get all our efficiency tools andmine under hammy and dale. They get stuck at bedrock. We turn to the main battle. "ATTTTTTAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!" I YELL. from my grounds upon a hill, i watch the battle. "Ha, look at that." I mutter. "Were killing all my old frien-wait, what? Thats not good."
I raise a flag, symbolizing a pause of battle to confer. Nobody cares. I grab 3 members and together we charge. Just blocking, not attacking. We make it to the trusted camp. Weapons at our sides, we state that we just wanna talk. Dale raises his mk14. I raise my brow. What was he doing? We just want to ta - he fires, and my fellow member falls dead.
"You know that shot killed you?" I say, stalling him so i can think of a plan.
Another friend, shot. Then the last one runs away. Dales friends see the apocplecticy in my eyes and run, ducking for cover. The fighting stops. I drop all heavy armor and my backpack, along with my sword. All i have now is a light but strong shield with razor sharp sides.
He fires. I block. He charges. So do i.

I throw goalie a new ear. While he is distracted from the new ear, causing him to turn is back torward me, i shoot him dead with one shot to the spinal cord. Now i go over to hammy and hands him a ton of dirt so he could continue the war. I sprint to everyone on our team and tells them to follow me. They follow, but they want to betray me and arrest me. Doing just that, they point their guns at my head and i prepare a grenade.

-awkward moment-

"You're under arrest." Pens says flatly. I throw the grenade while they shoot. I drop dead instantly, leaving my live grenade in the middle of my group. They try to run, but it explodes. It kills everyone near it, including Pens, butter, and many more.

The old new ear trick. Heh. You ruined an epic moment. And too bad i turn my sheild aroung and crumple from the impact. Im deflecting a bullet.
And since you killed everyone on your team in suicide, we dance.

Ahh but I'm the dragon born, I dig up the hole, and Fus To Dah (unrelenting force) you, you fall in the hole and we burry you.

Every piece of antything you throw in, i hit to the ground so i am above it. Doing this, i rise to the top.

No we put a fat kid on top, now you can't get up.

Quote from: hammysandwhich on January 18, 2013, 10:02:18 PM
No we put a fat kid on top, now you can't get up.

Who? You? While your team says "buuuuuuuuuurn" i power hit the guy flying away.

Quote from: That Goalie Guy. on January 18, 2013, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: hammysandwhich on January 18, 2013, 10:02:18 PM
No we put a fat kid on top, now you can't get up.

Who? You? While your team says "buuuuuuuuuurn" i power hit the guy flying away.

Again, i killed you anyway -.-

"Pip pip piplup piplup!" Translation: "I don't like killing, but concussions are ok."

Drops an ice block on goalies head when he is focusing on dale.
Crash! Goalie slumps to the ground, unconscious.

Note: Am i allowed to bring my army of piplups, even though its an opti war? XD