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668. Listen to Space Oddity by David Bowie at 2x speed.

Number 669: See how many different objects you can balance on your chin before you smack yourself in the face. Learning is fun.

670. Learn some math.
671. Quickly find something else that helps alleviate your boredom due to math.

672. Take a nap

673: Tell nonsense stories to random kids you meet in Walmart. who doesn't love story time?

674: Buy a doughnut
675: Complain that there's a hole in the doughnut
676: Superglue a quarter to the sidewalk
677: Call Pizza Hut. Complain about the problems of being a vegan, and then order a meat lover's pizza
678: Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal
679: Go to a drive-through on a tricycle. Act as if everything is normal
680: Go to the apple store holding a banana. Tell them you'd like to upgrade
681: Stand outside Walmart and watch all the 'interesting' people
682: Drive a tricycle past a cop and scream "You can't catch me!"
683: Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna. Ask if he can be fixed
684: Put up a lost cat sign with a picture of a dog
685: Put up a lost dog sign with a picture of a cat
686: Put up a lost potato sign
687: Call Dominoes on one phone, and Pizza Hut on the other. Let them talk
688: Get in a taxi and yell "Follow that car!" Point to a parked car
689: Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years. When it arrives, complain that you ordered it a year ago
690: Vacuum the lawn (I actually did this. Got a lot of weird looks)
691: Go up to someone and ask what year it is. When they answer, scream "My time machine worked!"
692: Say "I'm not wearing pants" and see how many people look
693: Go to a pet store and ask for a llama
694: Buy the same TV remote as your neighbor. Go outside and mash the buttons
695: Buy a chocolate bar. When you open it, scream "I found the golden ticket!"
696: Tie a peanut to a string and go squirrel fishing
697: Name your dog naked
698: Walk naked down the street
699: Go to Burger King and ask for a Big Mac
700: Go to the pool wearing 2 pairs of swim trunks. When you dive in, let one of them float up.
701: Do the same thing, except with one pair of swim trunks
702: Write 'Turn over' on both sides of a paper. Give it to someone
703: Realize that you just posted 30 stupid things to do
704: Realize that you just posted 31 stupid things to do (Okay I'll stop now)

 705. Glue a book to your face and walk around town screaming 'I AM THE REAL FACEBOOK'

706. March right up to your nearest world map, and then point to greece and proclaim: "THIS IS SPARTA!".

Quote from: square_skull on August 29, 2014, 08:36:24 AM
706. March right up to your nearest world map, and then point to greece and proclaim: "THIS IS SPARTA!".

707: Make one of ^these^ for myself

708. Remind people that the actual number for this post should be 708 not 678.

709: Question how the number for that post could be mistaken for 678

710. Scream because Michael Clifford's hair is red

7-11: Go to the gas station

712:
Realise that this statement is false
[spoiler]#paradox[/spoiler]

713: Attempt a report for your college psychology essay in one night.