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I hide in a lead fridge.

Solo

I drop a piano no it

I light the lead fridge on fire! Ain't so tough now are ya?

I prove you wrong by shiwing you flint and steel wont work for you. Then i make a 3 block deep hole and push you in it, dropping sand on tje top.
MY HI...owait, wrong topic.

YOLO

I go in a fire suit, go in LOTB's secret jungle base, and burn down his base. After that, I took painkillers fast enough and got snape to join me on my hunt, using bows and arrows to kill everyone.

I throw a brick at you(throwable brick mod)

I score a goal on you!

I make you thesecondone7142

I come back to life (don't ask how) and go hide with my kangaroo bretheren, planning my next attack....

I take a vacation day watching the fight from the spectators box.. Laughing... Planning   

Well proush, I kidnap you while you were on vacation, brainwash you, and send you back at vacation, making you think you live there.

I'm on your team... I think... I don't remember... Where am I?

Oh yeah, you ARE on my team. I convince you to do as I wish, by giving you some money. Then, we train a bunch of Snapes to kill all of LOTDs army, and take down his base.

Ok.. Sounds good...I think... Who are you again?

*Hit on the head by magical coconut, regain memory*

(Warning: Long, in depth story of my power gettin. HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING) Realising my army has been destroyed, I gather what materials I have left and set out on a journey. My quest: to find the Spartan Kangaroo Master and convince him to teach me the ways, to learn the strength of 1000 warriors, and the knowledge of 10,000 Asians (not trying to be racial XD). I trek out toward mount difaren, where the Master supposedly lives. I was In the -45 weather one day when I stumbled across a cave, as I stepped inside, I could hear a faint Whimper, curious, I kept walking toward the noise. I eventually came across what was causing the noise, a cold, poor, big Husky. I befriended the dog, healed his wounds, gave him food, and we set off, together, on the quest. A couple days later of traveling, low on rations, we stumbled upon an old, stone temple. Inside was, the Spartan Kangaroo Master, practicing his arts. He had his temple built Ito the mountain. It had a A giant courtyard in a giant cave, with a ice roof towerin above. From then on, I spent months in the mountain, with Mofusey the Huskey, practicing the ways and becoming all powerfull. The Master taught me everything I set out to know. I ha aquired the strength of 1000 warriors, and the knowledge of 10,000 Asians. Mofusey also learned the ways of the Kangaroo Spartan Dog. Together, w both became all powerful, learned to manipulate the elements, and become almost invincible. We thanked Master for all he had done, and flew out of the cave together, ready to face all in our way.