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I'll start:

I'm so tough...
I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast!
...
Without any nails!

I'm so tough, I browse the Internet.
With Internet Explorer.

I'm so tough, I take slaps to the face and a beating when I dont have Big Daddy's money. (LordOfTheBlock) ^

Quote from: LordoftheBlock on August 12, 2012, 01:48:11 AM
I'm so tough, I browse the Internet.
With Internet Explorer.

uh oh um excuse me, right on through then

Quote from: Joshskiizz on August 12, 2012, 02:00:08 AM
I'm so tough, I take slaps to the face and a beating when I dont have Big Daddy's money. (LordOfTheBlock) ^

XD

Quote from: 2crzy4uall on August 12, 2012, 02:00:49 AM

Quote from: LordoftheBlock on August 12, 2012, 01:48:11 AM
I'm so tough, I browse the Internet.
With Internet Explorer.

uh oh um excuse me, right on through then

Thank you kind sir.

Im so tough
I beat Grand Theft Auto...
With no cheats.

I can simply walk into Mordor.

I CAN beat Chuck Norris!

I'm so tough I can listen to a whole CD of Justin Bieber... with headphones.

I'm so tough that I can listen to guests and answer them for a full hour.

I accidentally touched the spinning blade of an electric leaf blower while it was running. This was during the testing of a hovercraft in my engineering class (the finished design did in fact win 1st place, and I was the designer, and driver of the hovercraft), and the hovercraft skirt underneath was originally pinned down. The middle came undone not allowing air to flow out from underneath which consequently almost made the wooden platform snap in half as the bottom skirt filled up like a high pressure balloon. I yelled at my friend to turn off the blower but he didn't hear me so I hopped over there and grabbed the leaf blower (which had no guard on it), and my thumb went into the leaf blower and got hit by the spinning blade.

I'm so tough I still turned the leaf blower off with the same hand which had it's thumb skinned. THEN instead of going straight to the clinic I had my friend take a picture with his iphone. Truth is I didn't even feel it, and I was even gonna try to keep working on the hovercraft until my engineering teacher forced me to go to the clinic. There's an almost unnoticeable scar on the tip of my thumb, and sadly I can't find the picture that my friend took. It was a good shot to! Showed how I pretty much lost all the skin off the tip of my right thumb.

I'm so tough that I can EAT orange juice!

I am so tough that I can leave now for 10 hours work.

Me: I played Amnesia.
Tough dude: So what?
Me: ....For over 15 minutes.
Tough dude: Oh, okay, carry on sir, don't let me bother you...

Me: I mined over 9000 obsidian
So?
Me: With my bare hands.

I griefed opticalza
So?
And my ban appeal was accepted