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This produces some hilarious outcomes

Original text:
"Opti Craft"

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The owner of the"

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Original text:
"Mine Craft"

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Interested in"

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Original text:
"I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock! I need scissors! 61!"

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Posted in happiness Flash power important table to this folder (d) 61 2 points for a second layer of color"

What can you come up with that's witty and creative that you'd like translated? Try it out for yourself!

Original text:

"Pie is good"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good cake"

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Original text:

"Yesterday the dog got out of the house again and I had to chase it for one mile."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ban Huay Xai km Beach dogs."

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"A tennis ball hit me in the crotch."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tennis has been a part of my crotch."

Guys, Bing is the worst translator ever.
I have used it 2 times, in easy texts, and the resutl was a great FAIL!

Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on August 04, 2012, 06:32:09 AM
"A tennis ball hit me in the crotch."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tennis has been a part of my crotch."

ROFLMAO

Original text:

"I appreciate the feedback given to me by the players of my games."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thank you for reply LOGICIEL pour tout"

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Original text:

"In 2 years, I plan on graduation from high school and going to college."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"High school graduation year"

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Original text:

"Zelda likes turtles."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the u.s., the U.s. Marine Corps Morocco also series body."

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Original text:

"Complements to the chef, The food was excellent "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My first adult channel (d)"

Original text:

"Liar, Liar. Pants on fire."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Forest fires"

Original text:

"eggs are delicious"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Very smart, very smart"


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Original text:

"intensely wondering why i'm still here"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"the fund, the fund would continue to provide the risk"
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Original text:

"big birds flying through vast uncharted territories"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"it's great to see"




Pro Tip: descriptive words don't translate well into other languages 

Quote from: tiggy26668 on August 04, 2012, 07:59:59 PM
Pro Tip: descriptive words don't translate well into other languages 

Excellent tip.
Original text:

"Bodacious butts bounce bizarrely "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For example, goat cheese intellectual error"