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This one's liable to get really nasty... Anyways, in this thread you post your really bad pick-up lines. Simple, right? I'll start.
Nice legs! What time do they open?

Do you have a Map, Cause Im getting lost in your eyes

Hey Babeh (Beavis and butthead)

You're so beautiful, I forgot my pick up line.

I just wanted to let you know, the back of yo' head is ridiculous.
Where's your boyfriend? Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he getting you mike and ikes? Oh you like mike and ikes? Is he hefty? Is he coming back?

Get in the van...

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

Oh I got some bad ones XD if you are under the age of 13, don't read these:

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper.

Wanna play tiger? You just get down on your knees and I'll through you my meat.

Hey I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.

Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.

Those are just a few, but they're pretty terrible XD Sorry females on the server :/

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry.
Show me your tits

Your eyes blend in oh so delicately with your diamond armor. Your scent is like pew1998's sweat from afking at epic lag (pumpkin farm).

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket. Because Im digging that ass.

Lets play pirate! Im the pirate and I want your booty.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

You smell like farts

Quote from: Joshskiizz on July 13, 2012, 09:37:39 AM
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket. Because Im digging that ass.

Lets play pirate! Im the pirate and I want your booty.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

How's the internet?

When does the narwhal bacon?

Either fails terribly or wins epically in mere seconds.

Quote from: loltation on July 13, 2012, 01:08:31 PM
When does the narwhal bacon?

Either fails terribly or wins epically in mere seconds.

Agreed.