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I decided to make a topic for riddles...so here is a riddle or two.

1. Riddle me this, riddle me that, look at my face nd you won't see thirteen, what am I?

2. Riddle me this, riddle me that, I have a red head, when you strike me I have  black head, what am I?

Second one is a match, first one Idk.

Quote from: Drunz on June 19, 2012, 08:22:05 PM
Second one is a match, first one Idk.

The first one is a clock.

Yeah you both got them does anyone else have any? I'll post some tomorrow after I talk to my riddler friend at school.

I do. A man lives in a 16-story apartment building. In the morning he takes the elevator all the way down to the first floor. In the evening, to get back to his apartment, he has to take the elevator to the fifth floor then take the stairs the rest of the way to the 16th floor, where his apartment is. The only times that he can ride the elevator all the way are when he is riding with someone else or when it is raining. Why is this?

Because he's a little person, can't reach the buttons. Also when its raining he has an umbrella.

Just saying, the second one is also a Ginger, if you hit him hard enough.

And on that note, 13 doesn't appear on a ginger either.

He is a dwarf, can't reach the buttons higher than 5, unless he has an umbrella, or is with someone else.

EDIT: Goddamn ninjas *Glares at Drunz*

Quote from: Wyboth on June 19, 2012, 08:30:11 PM
I do. A man lives in a 16-story apartment building. In the morning he takes the elevator all the way down to the first floor. In the evening, to get back to his apartment, he has to take the elevator to the fifth floor then take the stairs the rest of the way to the 16th floor, where his apartment is. The only times that he can ride the elevator all the way are when he is riding with someone else or when it is raining. Why is this?

Quote from: Drunz on June 19, 2012, 08:40:41 PM
Because he's a little person, can't reach the buttons. Also when its raining he has an umbrella.

THE POWER OF GOOGLE

I actually legit knew both of those Raul
Did  not use Google.

Okay, here's one.

Man #1: So you're driving your Smart Car around when you come to a bus stop that has your best friend, a drunk man who needs a ride home, and the girl of your dreams all sitting on it. You're driving a Smart Car, so you only have room for one of them. Who do you pick?

Man #2: Oh! I've heard this one before. You give the keys to your best friend, who takes the drunk man home, and you stay with the girl of your dreams.

Man #1: No, you go home an RE-EVALUATE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A F*CKING SMART CAR!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot the ones he told me....

I know a riddle: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

On a board without a sword what really matters is the ladders