Transmogrify Your Name!

[D00MKNlGHT]

Meme

[Your_Mine]

officiersmirnof, I shall call you Cap'n Blue.

Breakdown:
officiersmirnof
officier smirnof
officier(Looks like "officer", and a well-known officer rank is "captain", often shortened to cap'n) smirnof(sounds like "smurf", which is a small blue dude)
Cap'n Blue


Congratulations.



awesomealicia, I shall call you Kind-of Glorious Blondie.

Breakdown:
awesomealicia
awe some alicia
awe(The feeling you get looking at something glorious) some(Not completely, but not nothing, so somewhere in-between. Similar to the term kind-of) alicia(Looks like "Alice", who was of course a bright blonde)
Glorious Kind-of Blonde
Kind-of Glorious Blondie


Congratz.



Bro, I shall call you Sir Agility Level Ninety-One.

Breakdown:
MrMonkey91
Mr Monkey91
Mr(Term used before a gentleman's name to indicate respect. If you don't want to say someone's full name, yet still show respect, just say sir) Monkey91(A monkey is a very agile creature, and in video games, attributes like Agility are often given a certain level. Since we have a number already, we'll just use it, 91)
Sir Agility Level 91
Sir Agility Level Ninety-One


Congratulations, bro.


arsenic_shark, I shall call you Orca.

Breakdown:
arsenic_shark
arsenic shark
arsenic(Deadly poison, making it a Killer) shark(Aquatic creature sometimes mixed up with a Whale)
Killer Whale(Also known as an Orca)
Orca

Congratulations, you're even more terrifying now.



Kian, I shall call you The Throne.

Breakdown:
"Kian" sounds like "pee'n", which you would only do in a toilet. Also, public toilets tend to be Out Of Order, just like the numbers in your name.
A euphamism for "toilet" is The Throne.


Congratulations, I think.

[Kodak28]

Your_Mine I shall call you Radical Seagull

Breakdown:

Your_Mine
Your- often used as an attributed adjective, but also may be used to indicate all members of a group.  In chemistry a group of two or more atoms specifically aranged is called a radical.  Mine- a word often used to express ownership but is often used by greedy or selfish beings aka the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
Radical Seagull

Congratulations 

[SpikeyThorn]

DO ME!

[Your_Mine]

Your_Mine I shall call you Radical Seagull

Breakdown:

Your_Mine
Your- often used as an attributed adjective, but also may be used to indicate all members of a group.  In chemistry a group of two or more atoms specifically aranged is called a radical.  Mine- a word often used to express ownership but is often used by greedy or selfish beings aka the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
Radical Seagull

Congratulations 

Nice I was wondering when someone would do that, or if someone would make me do it xD

I'll do a few more soon.

[Kian]

Do me please!

[omaroo2]

Still no me

[Your_Mine]

omaroo2, I shall call you Double Momma's Boy.

Breakdown:
omaroo2
oma roo 2
oma(Looks like "oh, ma", which indicates that you actually initiate conversations with your mother, making you a Momma's Boy) roo(name of the little kangaroo from Whitney the Pooh, and Roo was also very much a Momma's Boy, seeing as he spent most of hist time chilling in her pouch) 2(When there's two of something, it's double)
Momma's Boy Double
Double Momma's Boy


Congratulations.



SoulKnightGT, I shall call you Spirit Champion Grand Touring.

Breakdown:
SoulKnightGT
Soul Knight GT
Soul(A soul is similar to a Spirit) Knight[Knights are Champions of combat) GT(GT stands for Grand Touring in car names)
Spirit Champion Grand Touring

Congratz.



Gonna eat lunch now, I'll do more in a few minutes.

[clawstrider]

Whitney the Pooh,

Whitney the Pooh xD That made my day.

[Kian]

Whitney the Pooh,

Whitney the Pooh xD That made my day.

Like XD

[Xeadin]

Whitney the Pooh

It's a conspiracy!!!

[Your_Mine]

Whitney the Pooh,

Whitney the Pooh xD That made my day.

Like XD

That was completely intentional...
<.<          >.>

[TarynMai]

awesomealicia, I shall call you Kind-of Glorious Blondie.

Breakdown:
awesomealicia
awe some alicia
awe(The feeling you get looking at something glorious) some(Not completely, but not nothing, so somewhere in-between. Similar to the term kind-of) alicia(Looks like "Alice", who was of course a bright blonde)
Glorious Kind-of Blonde
Kind-of Glorious Blondie


Congratz.

Woo, oh, and I am blonde. XD

Fixed quote   -  Red

[KCB38]

Do me.... have fun with that.

[DJAlphaWolf]

KCB, sounds like KFC. So I'll call you Chicken man.


Your_Mine, feel free to think of something better ;P.