King Of The Hill- Game

[RuthlessTomato]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!
my hill.

[SalsaInABowl]

Now son, don't touch that cactus.

*goalieguy60 gravitates toward the cactus

You're dead to me.

MY HILL! OF LOW-CREATIVITY!

[mgfrake]

I throw a rock at your head but miss. A giant rock sent from the gods lands on you.





MY HILL.

[officiersmirnof]

i let you get drunk wich smirnof and steal your hil wile passing out

my hill!!!!

[Terrewee]

I send you to school to learn proper spelling,
My hill.

[☣2crzy4uall☣]

October 15th 1990, FBI headquarters in Langley VA, USA

William Sessions sits at his desk, staring at the manila envelope in front of him, while his advisor stands stoically in front of him, waiting for the Directors response. "Jim I've worked with you closely over the last 2 years, and you have yet to steer me wrong." The Director paused as he considered what was being proposed. "So essentially what you're telling me is that the only way America can secure this land in the future is if we go through with this project?"
"Yes sir," Jim Connelly said, "Project CRZY is the only way sir." The Director stared at Jim Connelly, would this be the right decision? He was asking him to approve a Blacklisted project, one that other sectors of the government would be unaware of, not to mention the ethical issues of it. "Jim you're asking to kidnap a child and turn it into a super soldier" William said. "Sir when you say it like that you make me sound like a bad person, we already have a candidate selected, it's a boy who will be born next month" He waited for the Director to say something. "Jim if it had been anyone else standing where you are I would have most likely had them fired, but I trust you." Se said as he started signing the forms. "I hope to God you're right about this Jim, or we should both go to hell" Jim's mouth showed a hint of a smile. "Sir if that's the case at least I'll have good company." For the first time that day William Session smiled as he handed the envelope back to Jim. "Thank you sir" he said before turning to leave


November 29th, 1990, Durango City Hospital in Durango CO

A mother waits for news of her baby, "complications" have kept her from seeing him for over an hour. Suddenly a doctor appears in the doorway, looking somber. "Where is he?" The mother asks. The doctor shakes his head as he can't find words for this mother. She bursts into tears as her sister try's to console her, little do they know that the baby is well on his way to an underground facility located in Arizona, far from prying eyes.


Ten years later

He lays on his hard metal bunk staring at the ceiling, he has no name, all he knows is this place, these cold walls that contain him. He's been poked with needles most of his life, nearly every day. He doesn't know why, he doesn't ask. He knows his purpose, he has been trained to fight, to kill. He knows that he will one day, he doesn't know who or when, but he knows his purpose. This keeps him calm, this thought, this thought that no 10 year old should have, puts him into a calm sleep



September 2012

He is being shown pictures of a hill, pictures hes seen for almost a year now. He has learned every blade of grass, every bump, he has learned everything about this hill. And his adversary, this "Terrewee" from the  Netherlands. He knows it's time, he will be putting all his training to use, to take this hill.

It's midnight, He's in the back of a van, loaded down with more weapons than any human could need. The van slows and the tail lights make the dirt being kicked up glow red in the darkness. A man opens the divider between this killing machine and the drivers seat. "The hill is 10 miles north of this location" he says, pointing to a map. "You have one hour to reach it" He says as the back doors are opened and the killing machine is released. The man in the front never sees project CRZY again, he knows where his future lies, and prays that his mission will go as smooth as planned.

Flying through the forest on feet that are seemingly lighter than air, project CRZY knows he will be victorious tonight. He has never seen anything outside the lab he was raised in for almost 22 years, and he knows that tonight is why. He crosses the ten miles in less than an hour, moving faster than any human should. He sees it, the hill. He sees
Terrewee, he knows what he must do. In a flash he's on the hill running full speed towards his target. Terrewee's eyse are like saucers as he sees this, this beast, running to him. He stops short of Terrewee.....
"Hey can I have this" he says, pointing to the hill "Meh, I don't care, go ahead" Terrewee says as he leaves.

MY HILL!


So much for low creativity lol

[hennydeez]

[spoiler]
Mathematics (from Greek μάθημα máthēma, "knowledge, study, learning") is the abstract study of topics encompassing quantity,[2]structure,[3]space,[2]change,[4][5] and others;[6] it has no generally accepted definition.[7][8]

Mathematicians seek out patterns[9][10] and formulate new conjectures. Mathematicians resolve the truth or falsity of conjectures by mathematical proof. The research required to solve mathematical problems can take years or even centuries of sustained inquiry. Since the pioneering work of Giuseppe Peano (1858–1932), David Hilbert (1862–1943), and others on axiomatic systems in the late 19th century, it has become customary to view mathematical research as establishing truth by rigorous deduction from appropriately chosen axioms and definitions. When those mathematical structures are good models of real phenomena, then mathematical reasoning can provide insight or predictions about nature.

Through the use of abstraction and logical reasoning, mathematics developed from counting, calculation, measurement, and the systematic study of the shapes and motions of physical objects. Practical mathematics has been a human activity for as far back as written records exist. Rigorous arguments first appeared in Greek mathematics, most notably in Euclid's Elements. Mathematics developed at a relatively slow pace until the Renaissance, when mathematical innovations interacting with new scientific discoveries led to a rapid increase in the rate of mathematical discovery that has continued to the present day.[11]

Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, 'The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language, and the letters are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without which means it is humanly impossible to comprehend a single word. Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth.' [12]Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777–1855) referred to mathematics as 'the Queen of the Sciences.' [13]Benjamin Peirce (1809–1880) called mathematics 'the science that draws necessary conclusions' .[14] David Hilbert said of mathematics: 'We are not speaking here of arbitrariness in any sense. Mathematics is not like a game whose tasks are determined by arbitrarily stipulated rules. Rather, it is a conceptual system possessing internal necessity that can only be so and by no means otherwise.' [15]Albert Einstein (1879–1955) stated that 'as far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.' [16]

Mathematics is used throughout the world as an essential tool in many fields, including natural science, engineering, medicine, and the social sciences. Applied mathematics, the branch of mathematics concerned with application of mathematical knowledge to other fields, inspires and makes use of new mathematical discoveries, which has led to the development of entirely new mathematical disciplines, such as statistics and game theory. Mathematicians also engage in pure mathematics, or mathematics for its own sake, without having any application in mind. There is no clear line separating pure and applied mathematics, and practical applications for what began as pure mathematics are often discovered.[17][/spoiler]

My hill!

[☣2crzy4uall☣]

Really? Mine is 100% original and you copy a spam post??.??
You faint from writers block,
MY HILL

[Coolcrab88]

You get bored of having the hill and hand it to me.

MY HILL!

[partyguy15]

Uses Giant Fulffy bunny to Kick Crab Off the Hill
MY HILL

[CazualxGrenade]

I threw a rock at tue ground and missed. So that makes me mentally retarded.

STILL HIS HILL SIRS

[SalsaInABowl]

Amazing story 4crzy8uall.

My hill. I'm bored.

[Mr_Mr_Mr]

I can make a pie.

My hill because I can make a pie and that is creative.

[xNuzzy]

I can eat a pie.

My hill because I can eat a pie and that is yummy

[partyguy15]

I took all the pie and put it at the bottem of the hill where every one runs to get it
MY HILL