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Discussion forum => Offtopic => Topic started by: Relkeb on February 15, 2011, 10:05:26 pm

Title: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Relkeb on February 15, 2011, 10:05:26 pm
There is a virtual hill which you must conquer! In your post, tell how you took the hill from the previous king.
Finish your post with "MY HILL!"

Relkeb strolls up the unoccupied hill.

"MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: davioo on February 15, 2011, 10:08:30 pm
davioo snkeaks up behind Relkeb and pushes him!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 15, 2011, 10:18:30 pm
Turtle sneaks up the hill behind Davioo and stabs him with his Bowie Knife.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Relkeb on February 15, 2011, 10:44:24 pm
Relkeb jumps out of the grasses and screams "BONZAIIII" as he scares tutle off the hill with his Katana. He then lays a perimeter of barbed wire around the hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Jebbox on February 15, 2011, 10:53:38 pm
*Strolls up the hill beside Relkeb*
"Oh, I didn't realize this was your hill. My bad!"
*Strolls back down with a clean conscience"

YOUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 15, 2011, 11:35:18 pm
*Strolls up the hill beside Relkeb*
"Oh, I didn't realize this was your hill. My bad!"
*Strolls back down with a clean conscience"
LMAO

Turtle shells the hill with a mortar strike blowing  Relkeb off of it and removing the barbed wire.
Then rolls up onto the hill in his M808 Main Battle Tank
                                               ^Get the refrence and i love you

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on February 16, 2011, 12:31:57 am
Spartan_Rain Poops on turtle and he runs away.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Super_Xabz on February 16, 2011, 02:30:13 pm
Super Xabz jumps out of a plane just above the hill and jumps on Spartan, kicking him down the hill and places mines on the hillside.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 16, 2011, 05:46:38 pm
i dig a tunnel, kick you on one of your mines and scream:
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 16, 2011, 09:33:24 pm
I jump from a plane almost out of the atmosphere, parachute down and spray machine gun bullets all over terrewee and the hill. Then i build a fort on top of the hill minecraft style!
I plant a flag and declare, "MY HILL!!!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Super_Xabz on February 16, 2011, 10:11:40 pm
Throws turtle out of the castle, MINE NOW!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on February 16, 2011, 10:14:13 pm
Shoots super_xabs with an ak74u, then hires billions of chuck norris's to guard the hill.

MY HILL

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Floredeposits.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fchuck-norris.jpg&hash=c98487e4224ed8e9ac28b61a3e6a1599)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 16, 2011, 11:18:11 pm
I convince the Chuck Norris's to betray you, They destroy you and carry me to the central command center MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on February 16, 2011, 11:28:46 pm
I convince the Chuck Norris's to betray you, They destroy you and carry me to the central command center MY HILL!!!
I through pink ponies at Turtleman and he runs :D
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 16, 2011, 11:31:07 pm
I Drop a  nuke on the hill then replant the flag of turtle on it. MY HILL!!1
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: apij4125 on February 17, 2011, 11:45:50 am
I Drop a  nuke on the hill then replant the flag of turtle on it. MY HILL!!1
I slap you in the face and you cried. My hill Adolf hitler is now mine general.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 17, 2011, 01:13:13 pm
Hitler commits suicide right after betraying apij, i stroll on up to the unoccupied hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 18, 2011, 02:20:02 pm
i come with a suggestion for turtle, about ruling the hill together.
while he thinks, i build a prison around him,
and now its my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 18, 2011, 09:33:56 pm
i use my ninja skills to escape the jail then push terre off and hide in my shell
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 18, 2011, 09:36:54 pm
then i grab a wii controler, and make mario jump on you.
you fly away and now it's my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 18, 2011, 09:39:41 pm
i drop a 10 ton bomb on you, then glide down to the hill
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 19, 2011, 11:00:38 am
i call the IRA who bomb you, then i build a AA gun so u can't use airplanes again
my hill...... for now
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 19, 2011, 03:17:56 pm
i tunnel under the hill minecraft style then jump up behind terrewee and push her off. Then disable the AA gun and plant trip mines all along the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flight21 on February 19, 2011, 06:50:03 pm
I send diplomats to talk to Turtle. After much deliberation and CIA interrogation techniques, he 'agreed' to let me have the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 19, 2011, 08:16:54 pm
i work one of turtle's trip mines out of the ground an throw it at you,
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 26, 2011, 11:17:52 am
I win, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 26, 2011, 11:39:55 am
I win, my hill
But you weren't on the correct hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 26, 2011, 11:42:29 am
Screw this, then I will claim that hill, you can have yours!


Our hills
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 26, 2011, 11:57:16 am
Screw this, then I will claim that hill, you can have yours!


Our hills
Now me and Feanor joined sides, and created a team called 'The fearsome llamas'

STILL OUR HILLS
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Jimbot2000 on February 26, 2011, 12:10:20 pm
Jimbot digs up the hill and moves it far far away from the fearsome llamas then fires penguins out of a cannon to celebrate

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 26, 2011, 12:57:00 pm
Screw this, then I will claim that hill, you can have yours!


Our hills
FEANOR!!!!!!!! I stroll up too Feanor's hill and i give Feanor 500 Dramallamas in trade for the hill, then strike up an alliance with Raul. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 26, 2011, 01:00:49 pm
Screw this, then I will claim that hill, you can have yours!


Our hills
FEANOR!!!!!!!! I stroll up too Feanor's hill and i give Feanor 500 Dramallamas in trade for the hill, then strike up an alliance with Raul. MY HILL!
But I'm already with Feanor, meaning that I am in two alliances.

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 26, 2011, 08:15:16 pm
Llama's accepted :D

I reclaim MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 26, 2011, 08:41:41 pm
Llama's accepted :D

I reclaim MY HILL
SO THAT MEANS (epic close-up) turtle has joined our alliance Feanor! Yay!

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 26, 2011, 08:57:23 pm
I make a house on OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 26, 2011, 09:22:21 pm
I make a house on OUR HILL
And I made a huge fortress, making the hill impenetrable

OUR HILL FOREVER
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 26, 2011, 10:07:06 pm
I made a garden at the house so we can chill there on OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 26, 2011, 10:58:38 pm
i delete the hill, minecraft style

no one's hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on February 26, 2011, 11:25:10 pm
An admin undoes your actions and bans you, minecraft style. OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flight21 on February 27, 2011, 01:26:00 am
The /undoactions didn't work correctly (imagine that). All the luxuries aren't there and there is just a blank hill. I run to the unoccupied hill and plant Optical's flag upon it.
Optical's HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 27, 2011, 09:28:12 am
I move my house somewhere else

MY HOUSE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on February 27, 2011, 09:45:35 am
But now optic joins my alliance         our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 27, 2011, 10:40:17 am
I build a cannon on my house and shoot at YOUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on February 27, 2011, 10:01:11 pm
i use my new macros to spam you all to death :P

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on February 27, 2011, 10:19:02 pm
I don't fear spam

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 05, 2011, 02:45:11 am
Fak it feany you just made this impossibvle to play xD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on March 05, 2011, 02:55:26 am
I eat feanors unicorn.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on March 05, 2011, 03:00:39 am
i drop Acflem(yes Achmed) on you now your over there over there and up there. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Toxicstriker91 on March 05, 2011, 06:09:40 am
Toxic shoots turtle with M82/M107 .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle from 6 km, and runs for it.
-I almost there....BOOOOOOOOM.... land mine.......
Hill is free...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 05, 2011, 09:26:14 am
The llamas get accompagnied by Unicorns, but not JUST unicorn, the unicorns for Charlie the Unicorn!


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on March 05, 2011, 10:28:06 pm
i use earplugs and a machinegun to kill them, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 06, 2011, 12:17:16 am
They are bullet proof, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Axenel401 on March 06, 2011, 01:34:15 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiisworld.com%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fnewspics%2Ftos2-emil-castagnier.jpg&hash=7eb9b61120c5f49c12528d9032673405)

Uses Ratatosk Mode to own everyone and defends the hill for the next 5 posts....

RATATOSK SAYS ITS MAH HILL NAOW!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:37:09 am
wun
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:37:21 am
two
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:37:34 am
three
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:37:42 am
4
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:37:51 am
5
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 01:38:19 am
Stabs axen and takes the hill. MY HILL!

BTW sorry bout the repeated posting  :-[
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 06, 2011, 09:25:21 am
Awards Izzeh with a badge. Badges explodes.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on March 06, 2011, 01:58:44 pm
i tell you, you are dead
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 06, 2011, 03:11:41 pm
I use Revive, bam my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Axenel401 on March 06, 2011, 03:57:30 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wiisworld.com%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fnewspics%2Ftos2-emil-castagnier.jpg&hash=7eb9b61120c5f49c12528d9032673405)

Uses Ratatosk Mode (AGAIN!) to own everyone and defends the hill for the next 10 posts....

RATATOSK SAYS ITS MAH HILL NAOW!!!! (Again...)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on March 06, 2011, 04:50:26 pm
then spartan drops 5912847 nukes.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 06, 2011, 05:43:31 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Fbear-cavalry.jpg&hash=c97708264a9b3b5371909e85be55aa6d)

Yes, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on March 06, 2011, 06:15:21 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fpicable%2F2008%2F05%2F02%2F155344_Dangerous-Animal-Photo_620.jpg&hash=364bee946a97bfb5a45c566ce3d53b23)

Damn straight, My HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Axenel401 on March 06, 2011, 06:58:04 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi615.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt235%2FKohakuTheGod%2FEmil_Castagnier_Ratatosk_Mode_by_Me.gif&hash=9112a812fb0d812c7246b0f7aa96cd7e)

^ See that? He's pissed because you took his hill....He kills you so you can no longer capture this hill...

If you value your life, I wouldn't want to take his hill again....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 06, 2011, 07:44:22 pm
*pats on head and puts on godly mode so i cant be killed* Myhill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on March 06, 2011, 09:01:17 pm
*pats on head and puts on godly mode so i cant be killed* Myhill!
Talked to God that I'll have a higher God mode level to I killed ya.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 06, 2011, 11:12:06 pm
Runs in

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Axenel401 on March 07, 2011, 01:02:39 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi615.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt235%2FKohakuTheGod%2FEmil_Castagnier_Ratatosk_Mode_by_Me.gif&hash=9112a812fb0d812c7246b0f7aa96cd7e)
 
^He is God, the God of Monsters, he keeps the world in order. He gives Izzeh a cookie and tells her to run along and he kills everyone else.....whats that Ratatosk?....ok...I'll tell them....he also says that he holds The Hill for 7 (real life) years and that all of you lost
THE GAME
Congrats you offically pissed him off....

Ratatosk's Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: izzeh on March 07, 2011, 01:17:03 am
HAHA! I HAZ COOKIE!


Which means.....


MY HILL!  :D

Because the cookie was the deed to the hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Axenel401 on March 07, 2011, 01:22:22 am
HAHA! I HAZ COOKIE!


Which means.....


MY HILL!  :D

Because the cookie was the deed to the hill

actually you must wait 7 (real life) years to try and take the hill...or else Ratatosk, The Centurions, and The Monsters will kill you...

It remains Ratatosk's hill....
(btw Ratatosk does have a weakness, google it and ToS2's plot)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 07, 2011, 08:21:42 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.memegenerator.net%2FTrol-face%2FFile%2F182240%2FTrol-face.jpg&hash=26967bf893d3afadf6fdf842c8fd050d)

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on March 07, 2011, 12:40:58 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.memegenerator.net%2FTrol-face%2FFile%2F182240%2FTrol-face.jpg&hash=26967bf893d3afadf6fdf842c8fd050d)

My hill
You failed, I didn't take the bait

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 08, 2011, 08:25:33 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.ebaumsworld.com%2Fpicture%2Fstar4ucker%2Fnukes.jpg&hash=c32eff337b8213a87bb011c716f0d09b)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on March 08, 2011, 02:29:12 pm
THE GAME
Dammit Axel i just lost the game
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on March 08, 2011, 02:33:21 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F03%2Fdemotivational-posters-lord-inglip.jpg&hash=1dd7f368bad0027d08b62941e830c00c)
LORD INGLIP!!!
He is on my side, MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FeanorAlmighty on March 08, 2011, 09:01:31 pm
I has a bucket!

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on March 09, 2011, 01:54:47 pm
I has a bucket!

My hill
Damn Bucket>inglip
I has two buckets! My hill ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on March 09, 2011, 04:10:41 pm
i steal you buckets
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on March 09, 2011, 04:12:08 pm
i steal you buckets
my hill
I push your bucket off of the hill, and you run down the hill trying to get it

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kakakalaa on April 13, 2011, 07:35:47 pm
Kakakalaa see's raul standing on the hill side laughing at terrewee running afterhis bucket!. I say Raul? ehh why do you stand on the hillside and not on the snowy hilltop?
he yells BECAUSE IT*S MY H..... I went to steps upwards and an avalance started taking raul into his death!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on April 13, 2011, 08:02:10 pm
Kakakalaa see's raul standing on the hill side laughing at terrewee running afterhis bucket!. I say Raul? ehh why do you stand on the hillside and not on the snowy hilltop?
he yells BECAUSE IT*S MY H..... I went to steps upwards and an avalance started taking raul into his death!

MY HILL!
You just necroposted, so you die

MY HILL (It was my hill for a month :P)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kakakalaa on April 13, 2011, 08:07:51 pm
well. I made a better topic than you so you fall off the hill!

MY HILL! (my post was so creative! I've never made such a good post before!):D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on April 13, 2011, 08:38:23 pm
I delete the topic and put a army of griefers set out to destroy all of your hills!

MY HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on April 13, 2011, 08:45:51 pm
I delete the topic and put a army of griefers set out to destroy all of your hills!

MY HILL


You can't delete a topic so your argument is now invalid.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on April 13, 2011, 08:51:13 pm
I take the banhammer and smash your shell!

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on April 13, 2011, 08:55:15 pm
I Decide To Tunnel Under The Whole Map Which You Hills Are Places,
Using My Single Player Commands Mod I Cuboid the Whole Map Creating A Void,
Which I Then Load Up To Your Server Then Delete All Backups And Block Logs,
Making It Impossible For You To Recover You Hill
I Enable My Fly Mod, Make My Way Onto Your Server Make Myself Owner Using,
The 'MY H1LL' Mod Then Create A Encrypted Whitelist Enabling None Of You To Connect,
And The Max Player Is Set To 1
Using My Fly mod I Fly Around The Server With Lonelyness Whispering '"MY HILL"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on April 13, 2011, 08:59:21 pm
But i tell optical to reset all of the settings and you get perma IP-banned

MA HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on April 13, 2011, 09:00:04 pm
you seem to forgot i made myself the owner :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Ramkitty on April 13, 2011, 09:01:19 pm
then i tell optic to hack into your mod and change the player setting to 2 then i sneak up behind u and kick u down the hill
My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on April 13, 2011, 09:25:55 pm
There is no hill.....
people are finding it hard to find a come back....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Ramkitty on April 13, 2011, 09:34:41 pm
there is always a hill, dont diss the hill :P

MY hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on April 13, 2011, 09:50:11 pm
there is always a hill, dont diss the hill :P

MY hill
I move the hill to my secret cave, making it invisible.
Also you lost the game.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on April 13, 2011, 10:29:48 pm
Spartan_Rain's awesomeness makes the mountain visible, nukes the cave with raul in it, and pushes the hill out of the cave with his awesome muscles.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on April 14, 2011, 01:56:36 am
Spikeythorn Updates The Server Which Causes It To All Be Reset To Easter Lobby D:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on April 14, 2011, 09:13:24 am
Spikeythorn Updates The Server Which Causes It To All Be Reset To Easter Lobby D:
There is no hill, so I take my 1000 minions to create an artifical hill, and told them to create an unimpenetrable death star.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Quest151 on April 14, 2011, 12:22:28 pm
Luke skywalker destroys the death star and use his force to throw you out of a hill, then i come and scream: MY HILL !!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on April 14, 2011, 12:56:27 pm
you guys are star wars geeks
MY HILL!
;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 14, 2011, 03:12:54 pm
i talk u guys sick with dungeons & dragons talk

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: niggerjew on April 14, 2011, 10:46:59 pm
I grab the large salami sausage concelead cleverly in my socks, slap terrewee round the head with it to make him shut up about dungeon and dragons. (insert slow mo scene of you being slapped by a sausage, with a voice over sayin "Uberkill")

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on April 15, 2011, 01:21:35 am
I shit on you ::)

My hill?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 15, 2011, 02:37:09 pm
you trip and fall in your own shit.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Ramkitty on April 15, 2011, 05:57:13 pm
terrewee takes a walk then trips on spartans uncleared shit and falls down

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: liquidcool24 on April 15, 2011, 06:18:35 pm
I pop out of nowhere and 360 no-scope you with a 50 cal. then proceed to encase my self in bedrock with a shield at the top of the hill


MY HILL!!!!!

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Ramkitty on April 15, 2011, 06:20:35 pm
then u realise that it is physically impossible to 360 no scope with a .50cal and you have actaully killed yourself with the recoil lol

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 15, 2011, 07:40:56 pm
i do a 180 back flip no scope with a shotgun (XD) and kill you.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on April 15, 2011, 07:49:54 pm
I create a 2nd death star, and moved the Hill to the core.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: BMBace on April 15, 2011, 08:50:51 pm
I blow that thing up with my lazah and send the hill back to earth. Then I destroy all the materials needed to make another death star.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on April 15, 2011, 09:43:19 pm
I sneak up behind you and use /destroytower and destroy the dirt so you fall to the bottom and get trapped. THEN I KEELZ YOU

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: niggerjew on April 15, 2011, 10:39:31 pm
i unzip my pants and take a piss on you. you die coz the piss is acidic.
My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on April 15, 2011, 10:53:02 pm
"Parachutes down and kicks everyone in the face"

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 16, 2011, 11:56:45 am
*blocks and faceplants you*

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Quest151 on April 16, 2011, 02:16:39 pm
*spawns undead invincible skeleton army which kills everyone*

my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on April 16, 2011, 04:11:35 pm
/me owns you with on forum /me command
/me 's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: liquidcool24 on April 16, 2011, 07:18:29 pm
/me owns you with on forum /me command
/me 's hill!
I nuke you... only to realise that that I nuked the entire hill along with you.



NO MORE HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on April 16, 2011, 08:37:25 pm
Waits for the radiaton to clear away  (few hundred years should do)

Claims hill in name of new new world order

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 16, 2011, 10:15:40 pm
you got the wrong place, you now have a crater.
i kick you out of the crater and take over your world order.

My Crater.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on April 16, 2011, 11:29:23 pm
I bury you in the crater with cement,  then rebuild the hill

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 17, 2011, 12:29:12 am
i kwickly place block above me to prevent the cement from reaching me and i tunnel out of the crater.
now i make a bomb a throw it at you.

My Ruin.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: liquidcool24 on April 20, 2011, 04:11:22 pm
Chuck Norris comes and kills you with epicness



HIS HILL!!!

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 20, 2011, 08:30:26 pm
i am inmune! (i hate him)

My..... Thing......
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: dejong524 on April 20, 2011, 08:52:43 pm
I throw a random throwing knife and cuboids bedrock around the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on April 20, 2011, 09:12:48 pm
/cuboid air

My Blank Space!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 21, 2011, 05:09:03 am
i place 1 block!

My Block
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on April 28, 2011, 06:28:12 am
walks over to the hill next door

First come first serve
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on April 28, 2011, 03:51:05 pm
You then realise that everyone of you is in the inception dream limbo, and will never wake up.
I am walking on a countryside walk when i come across a large hill.
Deciding it looks good, i amble up and build a nice log cabin on it. I live a good life there, expanding the house until it is a mansion with everything i could possibly need.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on April 28, 2011, 06:12:27 pm
i jump off a cliff and come back to reality. Then light your house on fire (bwahaha).

My burnt cinders!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 28, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
you die in the flames.

my pile 'o death
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on April 28, 2011, 10:40:53 pm
I invoke heavenly beings and you are smited by the gods themselves.

Mine. :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on April 29, 2011, 12:39:08 am
finds another stranded hill off in the distance and tp it to a diffrent form  their hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 29, 2011, 06:17:40 pm
i pray for the hill:

oh lord, strike thou might down on the unbelevers and smite them to protect your children.
thou followers shall weep for what must be done, as we feel a loss.
thou might has no limits and has to been known by all, so they may give their lives to thou kingdom.
so strike down thou enemys, and anihalate them.
so we, the belevers, may live in peace in your honor.



THAT'S how you call down the wrath of the god!

god's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on May 02, 2011, 10:49:59 pm
praying to the gods pisses off people who worship a different god and an all out hill war starts and thousands are killed


religion??  o.0?

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 03, 2011, 04:06:33 pm
*Stahlhart just comes walking by with a sign in his hand. he places the sign on a little geographic elevation. and the sign says: my hill. f u religions.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 03, 2011, 04:21:28 pm
i use antidisastablishmentarianism in a sentence... You call me a dork and leave.... My geographical elavation....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on May 03, 2011, 05:31:14 pm
You feel the need to learn more so you go to university, leaving the hill free.
My unclaimed geographical elevation...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 03, 2011, 05:36:26 pm
builds a clever hill underground surrounded by a no building zone and the hill is surrounded by lava. Switches every one to beta. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 03, 2011, 06:17:55 pm
i surrond you with obsidian... And make tnt the roof... Allthe tnt is linked with redstone... After enabling tnt i accidentaly set it of..... You seem to have died.... And your respawn point is in the VOID i stand on you dead corps while t-bagging your leftover items before making an obsidian room.... My klostraphobic box...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 03, 2011, 09:10:41 pm
i put so much tnt around you so you disconnect.
then i make diamond armor and sword and do a last stand.

my hill! (for the time being)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 04, 2011, 01:20:27 am
pink mists terrewee



vacant hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 04, 2011, 06:25:20 am
shaves, digs and flatened the hill

I make new hill

MY HILL! :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 04, 2011, 09:49:43 am
/cuboidr dirt air

my plain.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 04, 2011, 04:14:35 pm
/cuboid solid crushing terrewee

hill of bedrock FTW

MY FKIN HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on May 04, 2011, 09:22:16 pm
I sneak up and blind silent with a flashlight. Then i call in a creeper and it explodes and silent is dead! I walk up to the hill of bedrock.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flight21 on May 04, 2011, 10:10:48 pm
I drop napalm on the hill, killing corourke. I push his burnt body and it rolls off of the side of the hill. I build a bunker inside the hill with viewing ports. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 05, 2011, 01:47:47 am
flies over Flight21 droppin little man on him leaving the bedrock open
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 05, 2011, 04:59:24 am
Set respawn to land. Respawns summons over 5million tnt and detonates it server gets destroyed. my nothing XP
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 05, 2011, 11:31:16 am
server restarts,
 my server
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 05, 2011, 11:57:36 am
IP ban from the server.

My server.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 05, 2011, 01:16:54 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2F23thzdx.jpg&hash=430816c851d0c7304661f0df0ec0b7e9)
Permabann missle on nightsoldier

empty hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 05, 2011, 06:55:27 pm
i use a proxy
my server
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 05, 2011, 09:50:04 pm
Proxy Lags, Server Disconnect.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 05, 2011, 09:56:37 pm
i hack the server, my server
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 05, 2011, 10:10:33 pm
I code the server, impenetrable bedrock bunker. I nuke Terree.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 05, 2011, 10:49:14 pm
no clip inside
my bunker
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 06, 2011, 01:51:17 am
spawn creeper inside killing terrewee

creeper's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 06, 2011, 02:09:46 am
yet the creeper exploded (creeper gut's hill) :-\
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 06, 2011, 05:08:38 am
I hire an Asian cleaner to sweep up the Creeper's Guts. I then move in.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 06, 2011, 09:28:38 am
i am that asian cleaner, and i'm also a assasin
my hill thing
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 06, 2011, 09:34:22 am
Terree gets pregnant and dies from the pain of birth.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 06, 2011, 02:07:44 pm
flash steps inside teh hill aiming a cero up disintegrating NightSoldier

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 06, 2011, 04:34:37 pm
gets raul to kill you with his awsome zampaktou.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NightSoldier on May 07, 2011, 01:14:34 am
Raul is planning betrayal, he turns his awesome zampaktou on you.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 07, 2011, 01:58:27 am
ask dad (hades) to burn u and the hill

my fire hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on May 07, 2011, 02:09:09 am
You all realize your all stupid for arguing over a hill and wasting your lives so you all kill yourselfs, I bury you, and build a resort,   my money making scheme (:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on May 07, 2011, 02:17:25 am
I piss out the fire and then stand blankly into the sky for several hours.
My urine hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 07, 2011, 05:06:34 am
u fart wich contains methane

I throw a fireball the rockets you out of the hill

I burn the hill

my flame hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 07, 2011, 11:35:03 am
i'm flame proof, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Violentwinds on May 07, 2011, 09:11:12 pm
I love how everyone tries to kill someone, and that person claims some sort of invincibility,    :l



You all lost.    :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 07, 2011, 09:34:31 pm
"and that person claims some sort of invincibility"?
i am merly a undead speleton that reaps every one..... how is that overpowerd ???>.>

my hill cuzz you all look at my skull and are distracted ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 08, 2011, 07:24:50 am
no in any way did u try to get me out of my flame hill

our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 08, 2011, 11:28:09 am
sure  ;D
indeed our hill ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Silenttheend on May 08, 2011, 02:14:18 pm
walks up ontop of the hill

group hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 08, 2011, 08:35:57 pm
/me sets music on

hill party!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flight21 on May 11, 2011, 06:54:38 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcRaiCTqmG1GePnaTVHblrnNzEj945PdosklbLyOsR5Gyq21HOgZ%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=d8ba81e0ec0a52d345d366a3f8b5b400)
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 11, 2011, 06:56:57 pm
Party now starts, cuz flight is there! /me joins zeh pardy...
PARTY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on May 11, 2011, 07:10:24 pm
Your party is now diamonds!

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 11, 2011, 09:35:06 pm
well i own the diamonds!
bling, bling hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flight21 on May 12, 2011, 12:08:50 am
You discover you were shit by a jeweler, they ain't real. You run back to the store, and whilst your gone, I retake the hill. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 12, 2011, 06:42:17 am
I summon a blazing tomb above you

you get crushed by the tomb

RIP flight21

my grave hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 12, 2011, 12:00:27 pm
your not the grave keeper?

no one's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 12, 2011, 01:15:56 pm
yes I am

I am the firelord :P

I am the grave keeper of the ppl I kill

my grave hill still :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 13, 2011, 12:08:20 pm
well i'm in one of the graves!
my grave!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 14, 2011, 12:00:42 pm
I never killed you on top of the hill

If i did

I nevered put a grave on top of you there

I would throw you out -.-

my hill witch contains a grave witch contains flight21 witch contains his dead body witch does not anymore contains his soul that has flied off to heaven or hell that will be happy or sad in witch direction he went......
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 14, 2011, 02:00:16 pm
I'm Enma, your boss! And i claim that grave-hill for myself.
You have to leave or you will be fired!

MA HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 14, 2011, 02:22:41 pm
i bought up your buisness, you all work for me now

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on May 14, 2011, 03:03:10 pm
I sued you.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 14, 2011, 04:15:23 pm
I ate you and then threw up.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 14, 2011, 05:53:30 pm
creates house, puts grass ontop, sits inside watching darker than black

My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 14, 2011, 06:49:03 pm
/me watches anime in his cold dark cell...
my dark lonely cell  :'(
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 14, 2011, 09:27:19 pm
*joins terre*
Our dark cell
:)
Anime fest, death note first, terres got next choice.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 14, 2011, 09:36:04 pm
i say angel beats next :P or souleater, your call :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 14, 2011, 09:37:24 pm
souleater :) our anime festival night.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 15, 2011, 08:11:30 am
I set fire to your house

(u cant say its not wood :P)I claim the house and the hill

my flame house and hilly thingy -.-
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 15, 2011, 09:53:21 am
there is no house to claim, because u burt it, luckily i escaped, terre burned to death, i stab you in the face to avenge him, i recreate the theory of evolution we all turn into monkeys, i stand in a tree and eat a banana
MY TREE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 15, 2011, 11:21:26 am
I cannot die since I'm made of fire

I burn your tree along with you and set the hill on fire AGAIN

my flame hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 15, 2011, 01:54:34 pm
i was in the rain forest, to humid to start fires, you now die because ur made of fire, but you get put out bye the terrential rain, so
Still my tree
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 15, 2011, 02:10:24 pm
my heat is too hot for any humid place

I dont die

I demolish the rainforest with a fire blast

I go back to my flaming hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 15, 2011, 08:56:27 pm
you guys forgot i was fire proof.
my hill
/me starts watching anime again (code geass this time)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 15, 2011, 09:05:24 pm
yayy.... Terre's back, we fest again?
If so
Our fest
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 16, 2011, 06:04:42 am
sure, your call what's next ::)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 16, 2011, 06:22:08 am
darker than black
Our fest
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 16, 2011, 03:07:33 pm
/me joins the fest. Next Anime is Elfen Lied!

Still our fest! (now with one more 'fester')
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 16, 2011, 06:15:26 pm
we sit up for 2 weeks watching all 400+ episodes of bleach,
Still, our fest
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 16, 2011, 07:42:58 pm
next up is.... well i wanna say 'records of lodos war' but idk if everyone likes that :P

still our fest
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 16, 2011, 08:19:53 pm
then 'the money of soul and possibly control'
Still our fest

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on May 16, 2011, 08:23:11 pm
I show you people Rebecca Black then go and capture the open hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 16, 2011, 08:29:11 pm
meh....we stay in this house watching anime
Your lonely hill,
Our great house
:)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 17, 2011, 06:39:21 am
next up is 'Durarara!'  ;D

still our anime marathon
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 17, 2011, 07:37:46 am
I come up beside raul

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 17, 2011, 04:04:57 pm
gfu :)
Still our anime fest
Stah's choice
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 18, 2011, 05:43:30 am
While every one was paying attention Lex Luther stole forty cakes (thats like 4 stacks of 10 cakes) :( then while people were trying to find Lex Luther i walked up to the hill and planted my flag My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 18, 2011, 11:14:43 am
I didnt have cakes

so I didnt care

I push you off

I summon raul back

OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 18, 2011, 03:12:08 pm
I politely repossess the land,

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 18, 2011, 04:41:37 pm
i politely kick you OUT OF OUR HOUSE on the hill.

my hill, with anyone that joins me.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: benbenbe on May 18, 2011, 07:15:50 pm
i will get a ak47 and kill thim if that duzit go thein i get a noki
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 18, 2011, 07:18:41 pm
I kick everyone out of the hill, and put an obsidian fence around and over the hill.     MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 18, 2011, 07:39:16 pm
/cuboid air   i invade you, and then go back to terre and my house
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 18, 2011, 10:17:53 pm
*becomes God* *makes so that amine was never created and will never be created AND teleports anyoneon the hill off of the hill* *turns back* MWAHHAA, left clicks terres house until it's gone. HA!   MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: corourke70 on May 19, 2011, 12:13:01 am
The big bang explodes in your face! You die and a new hill is created.
I walk up to the brand new hill and post the official flag of Petoria.
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcT-JCc077-xwN5Rx1LBzGl3sZWxD_VZo4NlVH1F29QlTV2fM7sB&hash=1d76cf4aa80132d2bfd6a947112fc05c)



MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 19, 2011, 01:18:30 am
I brutally kill u with a hammer  :o

I go up the hell

put a dance floor

and get my swagger on

mah FUNKY hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 19, 2011, 02:40:19 am
I smoosh you with a hammer,I get MAH swagger on, and read the Sunday newspaper.   MY HILL!                                 
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 19, 2011, 03:34:30 am
Lol lex luther  stole another 40 cakes XD my cakes cause now i have 80

My hill made of cakes
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 19, 2011, 06:09:46 am
My helicopter lands on the hill and politely guns you down.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 19, 2011, 02:30:57 pm
you helicopter crashes on you

i walk up the hill, with the face of my avatar.
thinking: this couldn't all have happend....

apperently it's my hill....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 19, 2011, 03:04:38 pm
A metor strikes your hill.

MY CRATER!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 19, 2011, 06:54:51 pm
i trample you with my 400th post on the forum

my crater (for the moment)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 19, 2011, 07:48:48 pm
I politely buy the land and fill in the crater and build a corner shop.

My Hill :) (complete with corner shop!)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 19, 2011, 09:56:06 pm
God throws a meteor at your hill & corner shop, I stroll down the crater.


MY CRATER!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 20, 2011, 06:05:46 am
Creepers emerge from the crater and blow you up. I politely observe from the distance.

Nobody's Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on May 20, 2011, 06:12:41 am
Well since its nobody's hill at the moment i think i will claim it..... with a flag!  :D ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 20, 2011, 01:26:37 pm
there are still creepers in the crater and blow up. now i cuboid it to flat land.


empty grassland for everyone!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 20, 2011, 02:05:26 pm
The  plates in the earth move so that there are Millions of hills!

I stroll up one of the new hills, And place my flag. :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 20, 2011, 02:08:41 pm
BOOOOORRING answer... this one is Better:

I build my own Hill inc. Flag!
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg10.imageshack.us%2Fimg10%2F5488%2Fscreenshot2011052016025.png&hash=b9f72fa69d9e2937e78897966b3323fa)

Like the Flag says: MAH HILL!!!111!eleven!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 21, 2011, 09:49:13 am
well. i'm in your screenie, so i take over.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 21, 2011, 10:28:40 am
I walk over and politely share the hill

Shared hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on May 21, 2011, 11:07:13 am
Ima Firin My Lazah!!!!!! I demolish your hill and build 'i was here sign', then leave.  ;D :D ::)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 21, 2011, 09:51:00 pm
makes a hill out of cakes in my secret room while holding shift
MY SECRET CAKE HILL ROOM THING ... Btw the cake is a lie
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 21, 2011, 10:33:02 pm
i eat the cake (i ate the lie o.O?)

now i sit there with a full stomach, on my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 22, 2011, 02:52:58 am
how  can ya have a full stomach if you are a lie  ie nothing and you ate a hill of nothing so u dont have the hill i do
 
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 22, 2011, 08:48:48 am
/me challenges you all in an Asphalt Duell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDfc8XlqgqE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDfc8XlqgqE)

MY WIN
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 22, 2011, 04:40:40 pm
Well if you not claiming the hill,

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 22, 2011, 09:08:37 pm
well, i claim it now.
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 23, 2011, 08:38:40 pm
Therefore I reclaim it,
 ;D 8) :D :o

Miey heel
(My Hill)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 23, 2011, 09:52:34 pm
can't i claim it over>.>?

possibly my hill?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on May 23, 2011, 10:59:38 pm
I kick everyone with /kick <username> that's currently on the hill.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 23, 2011, 11:17:35 pm
/ipban spartan_rain
I wasnt on the hill, but now i am, i get admin then i zone it and add me as the only builder.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on May 24, 2011, 12:37:10 am
 :( cheater =P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zoogoo40 on May 24, 2011, 03:53:57 am
zoogoo40 lets turtle die from radation and makes a fortifed nuklure bunker and says...
MY HILL!!! ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 24, 2011, 05:09:50 am
i deep fry you with electro magnetic waves 8)

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 24, 2011, 06:25:27 am
Ah well, I drag the hill from beneath your feet and move it to the lobby

My Hill
And
My Statue of Liberty
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 24, 2011, 08:39:25 am
i calmly stroll up to the hill and boot you off

My hill cause i wont be on opticraft that much any more :(
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Exox615 on May 24, 2011, 03:38:07 pm
You won't be there to defend it.

Ha Ha

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Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 24, 2011, 03:40:00 pm
phe, i'll make my own hill on crafter~

my crafted hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Stahlhart on May 25, 2011, 05:15:29 pm
there is no hill on crafter currently... so you have no hill...

Terres No-Hill! XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 26, 2011, 08:22:53 am
I built a hill in what used to be my world

but is now known as spawnevent

MY BUILT HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 26, 2011, 03:45:35 pm
well.. well... i let my un-finnished skeleton steal it!

my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: liquidcool24 on May 26, 2011, 06:30:53 pm
But your UNFINSHED skeleton falls apart, Meanwhile, I stroll up the hill with Md-tanks and rocket launcher and have them form a perimeter.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Jimbot2000 on June 01, 2011, 10:35:13 am
I drop another hill onto of you and make a mountain

My Mountain
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 01, 2011, 03:44:17 pm
my Finnished Skeleton now steals it.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Tobs on June 01, 2011, 04:35:38 pm
Tobs griefs the finished skeleton's head so it cant see

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on June 01, 2011, 05:36:27 pm
I share the hill with whoever claims it. :)

OUR SHARED HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on June 01, 2011, 05:39:00 pm
I claim!

Our shared infected (were both ill ;) ) Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 01, 2011, 08:21:12 pm
i disinfect!

My Clean Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on June 02, 2011, 01:30:14 am
I walk back up the hill, which makes it infected, and then sneeze on terre which makes him/her freak out and run all over the place, (off the hill) And i claim the hill for ONLY people who are sick. :)

MY/OUR INFECTED HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on June 02, 2011, 06:52:25 am
*Sneezes* ;)
Our Infected Hill!
Claw
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on June 02, 2011, 07:22:47 am
I let morten copy paste my built hill to my position

and I clean it

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 02, 2011, 10:09:32 am
i let everything die with nuclear radiation! (yes it kills everything)

now no one can stand on the hill.

no one's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on June 02, 2011, 11:06:15 am
I anti grief your actions!

(imagining that I can do that :P)

and I claim my built hill

ONCE AGAIN

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 02, 2011, 02:34:27 pm
i summon a deamon from the realm of chaos to destroy your hill.

my hill guarded by a deamon.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Tobs on June 02, 2011, 02:52:57 pm
Tobs gets anti-deamon spray and gets rid of the deamon.

My deamon free hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on June 02, 2011, 03:31:02 pm
I make the hill unholy

and u r not ready for un holiness

and u run away :D

I claim my unholy hill and set it on fire

just like old times :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Implosions on June 02, 2011, 11:50:16 pm
I trick Juls so that he thinks he's on the wrong hill.


My hill nao.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on June 03, 2011, 12:03:22 am
I ban everyone.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 03, 2011, 12:43:58 am
I ban everyone.

My hill
i make a new account but cant access the operator world to grief it
your hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 03, 2011, 11:11:34 am
I suck your hill in the chaos realm,
My chaotic hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 03, 2011, 12:33:33 pm
i exorcise the chaotic realm and tell you the icecream truck is a few blocks away
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on June 03, 2011, 01:10:07 pm
I use /copy and /paste to move the hill to the operator world, then zone it so nobody can use it.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on June 03, 2011, 01:16:06 pm
I use /zsetrank Hill guest, so everyone can edit it.
My hill! (And i ban dem griefers :P )
Claw
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 03, 2011, 08:08:28 pm
/me comes back with a icecream....
"what the..."/me cuboids adminium around the hill...


my half destroyed/expanded hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Implosions on June 03, 2011, 09:39:52 pm
I put a suit on, get a gun, plant a flag pole, and tax you.


My hill nao.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on June 05, 2011, 11:06:34 am
i get 1600 speakers and play 'friday'
Everybody cries and runs away
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 05, 2011, 11:16:51 am
i stand in the middle, become deaf and am now immune to your music!

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 05, 2011, 02:46:07 pm
i sprint so fast that you dont have time to glance out of curiosity of what could be coming, and you cant hear me so i have your blind side. i run up and pass you with a rapture sign so you run away because you get scared
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 05, 2011, 08:09:03 pm
because of that sign the hill is raptured and your cursed.

you are not allowed to set one foot on the hill again unless the rapture is broken
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 05, 2011, 08:23:53 pm
no body disappears so the rapture is broken
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zoogoo40 on July 27, 2011, 11:43:52 am
i fly through the sky looking super fly and steal the hill
My HiLl!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on July 27, 2011, 12:03:00 pm
I shout zoogoo40 Necroposting and win!
My HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on July 27, 2011, 12:10:07 pm
I shout zoogoo40 Necroposting and win!
My HILL!


"Gardevoir! Use psychic!"
Its super effective!
Foe Illegal fainted!

My hill!  :D :D :D

Btw for those of you that dont know Gardevoir is the pokemon that is my picture and in my sig.  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on July 27, 2011, 01:39:52 pm
Omaroo2 gets an armor then get a good position and uses a Trg21 sniper and kills everyone trying to to rule his hill   >:(

I guess its time to say THIS IS MY HILL!!!  ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 27, 2011, 01:56:18 pm
i gather you all into a train of angry people chasing me, i shoot you with the vr-11 then it does the opposite and turns you into zombies, then i whap it out (the thundergun ofc) and kill you all.
MY HILL (terms and conditions apply see under bedrock for contact details)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on July 27, 2011, 02:03:37 pm
I give Optical $100000000000000. I win.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 27, 2011, 02:26:25 pm
Kidnaps Opti and steals the cash then lets him go and finaly Blows up the Hill. "NO ONES HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on July 27, 2011, 02:27:42 pm
I make a new hill and occupies it MY HILL :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on July 27, 2011, 04:45:38 pm
I trip you over. you roll down the hill.

I point at you and laugh. HAHA! *point* HAHA!

MY hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 27, 2011, 05:47:21 pm
Blows up Opticraft, people its over, no more hills  ;D No Ones Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on July 27, 2011, 06:34:02 pm
Blows up Opticraft, people its over, no more hills  ;D No Ones Hill!
I make a hill on my server and stop the himachi and play on "localhost"
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 27, 2011, 07:58:28 pm
Shame you stopped himachi
But hamachi is still open -.-'
I DDOS your IP then the hill goes....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on July 27, 2011, 07:59:56 pm
Shame you stopped himachi
But hamachi is still open -.-'
I DDOS your IP then the hill goes....
i never port fowarded, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 27, 2011, 08:02:28 pm
but you left hamachi open :D, also, you dont need to port forward to get DDOS'd

Yet again, no hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 27, 2011, 09:01:36 pm
*steals Pilots server* MWAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! MY HILL!  :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on July 28, 2011, 10:13:45 am
I destroy the Internet of the world! No one wins! Our hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on July 28, 2011, 11:35:22 am
lLLegal lied...my hill :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: davioo on July 28, 2011, 11:44:03 am
I make u mad. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: quaddel97 on July 28, 2011, 11:53:23 am
dont wanna read every post to understand all this sooo...
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on July 28, 2011, 12:38:56 pm
dont wanna read every post to understand all this sooo...
MY HILL!!

Traps quaddels bunny and holds it ransom (ransom is hill) and the ransom is paid. My hill.  :D  (The bunny in quaddels sig)  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: davioo on July 28, 2011, 12:57:54 pm
Spawns a bunch of trolls to guard my hill and kill grand chill . My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on July 28, 2011, 01:04:58 pm
I get diamond tools and pwn davioo's trolls and davioo...My HILL!!!yeah!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 03:06:24 pm
I destroy The real world so...... Alieans HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 28, 2011, 04:07:24 pm
no such thing as aliealins :P
nobody inhabits the new hill,
my HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 05:44:57 pm
no such thing as aliealins :P
nobody inhabits the new hill,
my HILL
hehe, its a new speshies :P  and i join there "ranks" so....OUR HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on July 28, 2011, 06:36:36 pm
no such thing as aliealins :P
nobody inhabits the new hill,
my HILL
hehe, its a new speshies :P  and i join there "ranks" so....OUR HILL!!!
Pilot walks to the hill, sees that is occupied by foreign creatures, get scared, screams like a little girl, then digs a hole into the hill to hide.
Mutual permissions of hill.
P.S. This is probably where someone blows up the hill, then makes a new one where nobody can get to it. This has been going on for 21 pages... I know. Now of course me saying this makes you want to prove me wrong because of human psychology making you want to be a rebel. And, now that I said that you won't. But me saying this makes you want to... you know what, screw this, it's a paradox. It'll always be the opposite of what I say but now someones probably thinking they are going to pull the hill into some sort of paradox, blah blah blah, where nobody can get to it. Of course that may or may not happen now that I said that... And so it goes...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Xeadin on July 28, 2011, 06:46:08 pm
'Dodge this.' *BANG*

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on July 28, 2011, 06:48:55 pm
no such thing as aliealins :P
nobody inhabits the new hill,
my HILL
hehe, its a new speshies :P  and i join there "ranks" so....OUR HILL!!!
Pilot walks to the hill, sees that is occupied by foreign creatures, get scared, screams like a little girl, then digs a hole into the hill to hide.
Mutual permissions of hill.
P.S. This is probably where someone blows up the hill, then makes a new one where nobody can get to it. This has been going on for 21 pages... I know. Now of course me saying this makes you want to prove me wrong because of human psychology making you want to be a rebel. And, now that I said that you won't. But me saying this makes you want to... you know what, screw this, it's a paradox. It'll always be the opposite of what I say but now someones probably thinking they are going to pull the hill into some sort of paradox, blah blah blah, where nobody can get to it. Of course that may or may not happen now that I said that... And so it goes...

Claw goes forward in time, grabs a highly overpowered gun, goes back in time and shoots the two tectonic plates that are forming it.
He then goes to another place, hidden in history, builds a hill and pulls space and time over it, rendering it impossible to find.
1 billion years later...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 07:57:20 pm
I laugh at everyone and then say " its a never ending Post, shall we stop?" everyone nods in agreement and walk down the hill, but suddenly SoulKnight runs  up the hill and laughs again at how they actually listened.... MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 09:50:20 pm
I laugh at everyone and then say " its a never ending Post, shall we stop?" everyone nods in agreement and walk down the hill, but suddenly SoulKnight runs  up the hill and laughs again at how they actually listened.... MY HILL!

rechecks arrives in a helicopter and throws a rock at soul... soul falls to the ground and i jump out the chopper and push him back down the hill.....MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 10:18:41 pm
I laugh at everyone and then say " its a never ending Post, shall we stop?" everyone nods in agreement and walk down the hill, but suddenly SoulKnight runs  up the hill and laughs again at how they actually listened.... MY HILL!

rechecks arrives in a helicopter and throws a rock at soul... soul falls to the ground and i jump out the chopper and push him back down the hill.....MY HILL!
bu-but you were on the ground! howd you get in a helicopter?! but anyways, goes supersayian 9000 (do you get it?) and uses a badass (hehe) move called...."MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 10:26:07 pm
I laugh at everyone and then say " its a never ending Post, shall we stop?" everyone nods in agreement and walk down the hill, but suddenly SoulKnight runs  up the hill and laughs again at how they actually listened.... MY HILL!

rechecks arrives in a helicopter and throws a rock at soul... soul falls to the ground and i jump out the chopper and push him back down the hill.....MY HILL!
bu-but you were on the ground! howd you get in a helicopter?! but anyways, goes supersayian 9000 (do you get it?) and uses a badass (hehe) move called...."MY HILL!"

I was in a helicopter because I was never in this fight to gain my hill back... And honestly I do not get it :p
But as you stop to thing why I do not get it I slowly move over to the left slightly were an army of terminators march in for the kill so I can claim back MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 10:44:46 pm
when did i think?  well ANYWAYS arent the terminators fom the Future? SoulKnight destroys every terminator with a....(UNoriginal) SPIRIT BOOOMB! then after that he looks at RedChecks and pulls out a knife (Now THATS Original!)and throws it at a incredible rate.it stabs Redchecks in the eye (ouch) and he screams like a little girl home. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 10:52:52 pm
Redchecks was planning on diverting soul by making him think i was hurt and would give up the fight... Little did he know I was faking the injury the whole time.... As soul is dancing on top of the hill (What looked like some sort of Irish jig), Red takes the knife that was thrown at him and sneaks up behind soul.... Red taps soul's shoulder and before he could even turn around effortlessly glides the knife through the side of souls head paralysing and ultimately Killing him almost instantly..... 'MY HILL IS RETURNED!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!' 
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 11:04:01 pm
daaaaaaaang!!!! well SoulKnight wanted Redchecks to THINK i was dead.....*night time* (on the hill with his house :P) i walk into his room while he is asleep. I rearrange his room so when he wakes up a ghost (ME) did it. but suddenly  he woke up, so i had to do something....but what? exactly what any "Friend" would do, shoot him in his baby maker ^_^ (little did he know they were blanks but it still would hurt like hell right?) He Cried like a man this time (odd but okay) and left this hill. and i watched him go into the night with the Creepers.....*hears creepers going off* "oh well" says ME "MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 11:14:34 pm
As Red is climbing down running down the hill, holding his 'coin purse' in agony he sees people trying to climb up to claim it and stops opens up his MOD pack and swans creepers to kill them One by one each other man and woman are killed in an orgy of creeper explosions! red knew this would make soul think that he was dead for sure and after a very agonising hour of stitching up his sack he makes a perilous journey  back up the hill and just before entering the house that he had just been shot in he opened his MOD pack once again and this time brought out 4 lovely looking lady's to distract soul... So soul spent some time with these lady's in the pool, Red was a cunning man and knew soul was distracted, therefore it was the perfect time for his attack.... He bomb dived in to the pool and whilst soul was disorientated by the splash Red dragged his head under the bubbles and drowned him for 5 maybe 6 minutes... to make sure he would be truly dead... So i was left with a dead soul body and 4 lovely lady's... so I partied and knew this was finally MY HILL!! :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ForsakenEden on July 28, 2011, 11:21:52 pm
ForsakenEdens heartbeat shakes the gun as his scope is closing in on red's head. and without any hesitation he blows off red's head. "sucker!". eden doesnt want a hill, he has a cliff. MY CLIFF!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: BMWGT3 on July 28, 2011, 11:30:11 pm
BMW kicks him off the cliff, then magically grows wings and flies to the hill, as he throws the dead body down the hill. MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 11:31:13 pm
Redchecks reclaims the hill simply by telling BMW to go away.... he simply wonders off in a sulk ... MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 28, 2011, 11:36:14 pm
well as you can see im "Dead"  but when red and the 4 "ladys" (who were actually men, that i made them turn on Red) went to bed (yes oddly enough they were in the same bed....) my Soul came out of my lingerling body, i just couldnt let go of this hill. So i went to the other side and told everyone the people there "Lets haunt this guy name RedChecks!" they said "Hell yea! we saw how you shot his "Baby maker ^_^" that was so funny! WE.ARE.IN!". We came back to the living and went into his room. We put Chloroform on a rag we found on the Dirty floor and put it on your mouth, you suddenly jerk around alot but then stops. it means your out COLD. the 4 "ladys"(men) walk out. i pull out a dirty and rusty knife (has so much bacteria on it you COULD die) and pull down your pants (dont think NASTY you NASTY!) and cuts open his sack ones more ^_^. The other ghosts leave. I pull out TNT and break down a wall so creepers can come for you. *makes a new house on the other side of the hill* "MY HILL!"


EDIT: aw man! come on :3 its only me and Redcheck please (make your own Hill) its a chellenge
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 28, 2011, 11:48:36 pm
Gives in... to soul because his sack hurts a god damn lot :(
(Or maybe that is what he wanted him to think)
So I climb down the hill after soul lets me go free cuz he's a nice fella :')
And there is a tunnel that had been recently dug by a previous hill own... I follow it and collect some dirt in the process. I get to the end and star tunneling upward were i believed was right next to souls bed in which he was sleeping in. And after 5 whole minutes of tunneling up i reach the last layer in which i very gently brake with a rack hammer (Just like 'The Shawshank Redemption' :P) so not to make any noise at all.... Althought the rock hammer was too small to kill soul i shoved the handle down his throat and help his steady so he didnt pick up a fight.... And sadly that was the day SoulknightGT Died of suffocation by rock hammer handle :/ but I also got the 4 men to molester soul when he was dead... so he was brutely raped in his deadness :/ MY HILL KNOW!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ForsakenEden on July 28, 2011, 11:56:41 pm
ForsakenEdens diabolic plan consists of, vinegar, baking soda, some cottons balls, a stack of papers, some fuses, wires, a little restone. He finally crafts a doomsday device which will blow up this effing hill forever. . . . . and the planet. *hits red button* BOOM!


fin
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 29, 2011, 12:02:29 am
Quickly enforces a forcefield arounf the hill and My self, so the bomb obliterates The whole universe apart from MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ForsakenEden on July 29, 2011, 12:04:26 am
*****ZAP*** out of no where a man appears in th smoke coevered room. "I am and always was, .  . . .you" somehow eden survived and created a time machine to go back in time. future eden says " u shouldnt have filled doomsday device with bubbles". shoots eden in head. future eden loves hill too much to give it up. :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 29, 2011, 12:08:47 am
.......im a ghost...=0= well anyways... That was all a dream, he is still under the influence of the Chloroform. I read Reds mind and gets grossed out by what he was thinking. the other GHOSTS jump on RedChecks and sees if his "Baby Maker ^_^" is okay. And i was like okaaaaaaay then these ghosts are homos. They start to **** RedChecks in the ****. i was thinking in my mind (eweweweweweweewewwewwwewewew) but really, i was speakin Outloud and like a little girl. I run to a phone and guess who i called? the only ones who are experts on Homo Ghosts....THE GHOST BUSTERS!!!! they come right over and get the homo ghosts, but instead the ghosts "Get" (you understand right?) them! they scream out the door and the ghosts follow.I look at RedChecks and steal his red checkered shirt and puts it on. "zomgawd, its to big =-=" so while i was angy i shaved his eye brows off and feed them to some Creepers. They got all shakey and went to the direction where the Hill is. i started to think why, but i remembered that they go to the persons sent (=_=" oopps) they blow up RedChecks house and i sees redchecks flys to the ground near me. I put a AFK BOX around him and make a house on the hill....    MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ForsakenEden on July 29, 2011, 12:10:27 am
oh gawd, im out of this lol. eden commits hill suicide XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 29, 2011, 12:14:04 am
AS Eden is rolling down the hill... The trolls laughing at him..I call my mate Dave, He is a homoerotic man that touches little children and anything that moves.... Soul is sitting in a chair watching the news for some odd reason and big fat dave walks up behind him and touches his shoulder.... And wants more from soul... so he rapes him and kills him from internal bleeding... redchecks reclaims his hill and his shirt :) But doe'snt care about his eyebrows cuz they needed a trim anyhow :p MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 29, 2011, 12:34:32 am
i just want to say: THATS JUST SICK. now then.....Before "Dave" raped and killed me, IM.ALREADY.DEAD. so i used a kamehameha on dave (epic right?) and kick him in his Fat Junk. he screams like a little girl and runs like a fat girl untill he tumbles down MY hill....i look at red, he stares at me contantly. i say "wtf? homo much" he snaps out of the trance."and Yes i like the news for my age alright?" red laughs at me. I run at him while he is distracted. I push him down the hill. I put a sticker on his nose. he takes it of and he sees its actually a BOMB and then it explodes while im on the hill. I then Call Optical because we have a strong connections in real life (no we actually dont) and i ask him to make a new hill for me AND ONLY ME. he easily types on his magic keyboard and with a wave of his Mouse i got a new hill. i bow to him and he beats me with a Wooden Stick. i asked him WHY in the name of optical did you hit me?! he answered simply " because, when you are on IRC you hit me with a fishbot" i think back and remember. "oh yeaa, hehe my bad >_< ". i look in opticals direction and he was gone....well i go to my new hill and no one can enter without permission....my Soul feels lifted and i fly to heaven where sadly the homo ghosts are there....then i hear a noise....it sounded like it was calling my name.."Soul....come back.....your not dead...come back.." so i followed the noise and i wasnt a ghost anymore! i was on my hill..... MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 29, 2011, 12:41:18 am
Purely gives up on the fact that he is tired... and sleeping Red shall do.... So he finds a sheep and some trees and makes a bed.... He sleeps then wakes up, gets bored of the hill and watches RayWilliamJohnson... (I'm pretty surer that's were you got the kamahahahah...you now what im on about... ) ;) SoRed has given up and claims HIS BED instead! :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 29, 2011, 12:47:01 am
its "Kamehameha" from Dragon Ball Z foo :P and BTW, This means i won thee challenge WOOOOHHHHOOOO!!!!!!!  ;D MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on July 29, 2011, 12:52:12 am
Didnt read most of these posts so im just going to claim it as my hill.  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on July 29, 2011, 12:55:29 am
Didnt read most of these posts so im just going to claim it as my hill.  ;D
=O (really is hurt) come on....it took me like, 10-20 minutes to type.....well what ever, i pull out a gun and shoot you in your "Baby maker ^_^"  MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on July 29, 2011, 04:12:37 am
*Summons Chuck Norris riding on Aslan*
Enough said...
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on July 29, 2011, 04:30:30 am
*Summons Chuck Norris riding on Aslan*
Enough said...
My hill!
You wake up from your dream and see it's my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on July 29, 2011, 06:47:20 am
Grand Chill watches playschool. Everyone else runs away. My hill.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on July 29, 2011, 09:09:02 am
lLLEGAL finds the hill 1million years later cuz he has evolved into a highly intelligent species, while everyone died in 2012. Hehe. My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on July 29, 2011, 09:33:02 am
I get a super-duper-uber-mega-awesome-epic-terrific magic spell that pwns you :D MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 29, 2011, 12:36:58 pm
 after a long sleep red wants his hill back so he Poo's on a stick and runs after everyone on the hill... They all run away.. MY HILL!!:)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pilot10334 on July 29, 2011, 01:59:07 pm
I say a random spell because of post harry potter series depression and you get scared and run away
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: BMWGT3 on July 30, 2011, 02:28:14 am
I stun you with Stupefy.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on July 30, 2011, 02:33:29 am
I whack you with a flower

My hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on July 30, 2011, 02:34:28 am
I don't friend you. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 11, 2011, 08:47:30 am
I just necroposted *Evil laugh*
My hill  ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 11, 2011, 10:27:30 am
Darn, I thought I won for good.. I say your not necroposting as it's only 20days, my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 11, 2011, 12:16:20 pm
I Annoy the hell outta you by spamming...SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM(And yummeh ham :P)

MY HILL SUCK IT :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 11, 2011, 12:23:42 pm
I Annoy the hell outta you by spamming...SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM(And yummeh ham :P)

MY HILL SUCK IT :D
Too small, cant find it... My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 11, 2011, 01:14:19 pm
I Annoy the hell outta you by spamming...SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM(And yummeh ham :P)

MY HILL SUCK IT :D
Too small, cant find it... My hill!

Oh god, why did I start this again?
I punch lLLEGAL while he is looking...
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 11, 2011, 01:28:52 pm
I Annoy the hell outta you by spamming...SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM(And yummeh ham :P)

MY HILL SUCK IT :D
Too small, cant find it... My hill!

Oh god, why did I start this again?
I punch lLLEGAL while he is looking...
My hill!
Hey that's illegal(pun intended)!
Red card, OUT!
my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 11, 2011, 01:36:38 pm
I Annoy the hell outta you by spamming...SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM(And yummeh ham :P)

MY HILL SUCK IT :D
Too small, cant find it... My hill!

Oh god, why did I start this again?
I punch lLLEGAL while he is looking...
My hill!
Hey that's illegal(pun intended)!
Red card, OUT!
my hill!

There is an inquest and the F.A. find that you are a corrupt referee, so you are jailed and I am sent back on.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 11, 2011, 01:42:47 pm
They realize my name has 3 Ls, so my name is actually LLLEGAL, so I am freed and you are fired for faking evidence. My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 12, 2011, 09:53:53 am
I hit you with Cobblestone...MY HILL :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 12, 2011, 10:05:00 am
I hit you with bedrock! My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: wakkorotti on August 12, 2011, 10:06:20 am
I sneeze. My hill son.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on August 13, 2011, 08:42:46 am
i summon u to guest and freeze u :P

MY HILL
And its over :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 13, 2011, 09:06:29 am
I ipban you. My hill. Now it's really over.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on August 13, 2011, 09:09:05 am
I ipban you. My hill. Now it's really over.
nah u failed u cant ipban or ban or kick an op :P epic fail
MY HILL HeHe
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 13, 2011, 09:14:41 am
Optical ipbans you then. My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: wakkorotti on August 13, 2011, 09:16:20 am
I turn my head. My hill, pce.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on August 13, 2011, 11:11:10 am
OK Now lets be friendy

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 13, 2011, 11:39:24 am
OK Now lets be friendy

OUR HILL!
I said that once but no one cared... so lets make it
OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 13, 2011, 11:47:11 am
I bang your 2 heads repeatedly
My hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 13, 2011, 12:22:10 pm
I bang your 2 heads repeatedly
My hill :3
I practised inner peace and won.
Our hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 13, 2011, 12:42:58 pm
I never shared my hill
Still my Hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: davioo on August 19, 2011, 02:44:22 am
I never shared my hill
Still my Hill :3

 You die scared as hell when I come in front of the hill with snookie in my arms.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 19, 2011, 07:54:10 am
I never shared my hill
Still my Hill :3

 You die scared as hell when I come in front of the hill with snookie in my arms.

MY HILL!

I have no idea what a snookie is, so I am not scared.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on August 19, 2011, 08:03:08 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg10.imageshack.us%2Fimg10%2F6805%2Fitsatrapt.jpg&hash=7091ad710d3f8fe1a07293822872e37c)

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 19, 2011, 09:19:17 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ladieswholaunch.com%2Fmagazine%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F06%2Fmouse-trap-image-2.jpg&hash=e6919de4e8be75b8121dd9fff935e7f7)

great trap....
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on August 19, 2011, 09:51:47 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ladieswholaunch.com%2Fmagazine%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F06%2Fmouse-trap-image-2.jpg&hash=e6919de4e8be75b8121dd9fff935e7f7)

great trap....
my hill
Its a star wars reference  :(
I eat the cheese, avoid your trap and claim the hill as mine again.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 20, 2011, 08:47:23 am
Its a star wars reference  :(
i don't realy get refrences that much :(
my bad ....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 20, 2011, 10:52:28 am
I send one of my skunk friends forward towards the hill, spreading
his deadly stench everywhere he goes,making grand_chill flee and cry
like a little baby.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on August 20, 2011, 10:59:48 am
O.O LOOK
a UFO!!!

Tricked u

MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 20, 2011, 12:52:23 pm
i fell asleep.
YOUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 20, 2011, 06:09:35 pm
It gets kinda annoying when someone says "Your Hill"

anyways,

I give Omaroo2 only Member access and he shoots him self, MY HILL Biotch!  :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: grand_chill on August 21, 2011, 12:27:30 am
It gets kinda annoying when someone says "Your Hill"

anyways,

I give Omaroo2 only Member access and he shoots him self, MY HILL Biotch!  :P

I use my Terrewee's power of awesomness to remove u from the hill.
My hill.
Get that reference Terre?  :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 07:11:15 am
It gets kinda annoying when someone says "Your Hill"

anyways,

I give Omaroo2 only Member access and he shoots him self, MY HILL Biotch!  :P

I use my Terrewee's power of awesomness to remove u from the hill.
My hill.
Get that reference Terre?  :D

I rip of a chunck of my awesomeness and throw it at you.

My hill.


;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 21, 2011, 07:28:17 am
It gets kinda annoying when someone says "Your Hill"

anyways,

I give Omaroo2 only Member access and he shoots him self, MY HILL Biotch!  :P

I use my Terrewee's power of awesomness to remove u from the hill.
My hill.
Get that reference Terre?  :D

I rip of a chunck of my awesomeness and throw it at you.

My hill.


;)
Claw thts your spare tire... My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 21, 2011, 07:31:26 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 07:44:10 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill

And the chunck of awesomeness/tire finally hits!

My hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 21, 2011, 08:02:14 am
HOST A JUSTIN BIEBER and REBEcCA BLACK concert... Everyone rolls down the hill in agony .... Start screwing the hills to make baby hills for everyone :D MY hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 21, 2011, 11:06:59 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill

And the chunck of awesomeness/tire finally hits!

My hill :)
D: ppl are throwing with parts of me!

now i use my "awesome" talking skills (saying random things) to make justin bieber and rebecca black fight (sheer luck)

and now the consert is empty....
so i start to sing!!!!
>:D

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 21, 2011, 11:08:57 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill

And the chunck of awesomeness/tire finally hits!

My hill :)
D: ppl are throwing with parts of me!

now i use my "awesome" talking skills (saying random things) to make justin bieber and rebecca black fight (sheer luck)

and now the consert is empty....
so i start to sing!!!!
>:D

my hill
You sound worse than Rebecca Bieber(Rebecca black and Justin bieber).
I cover my ears and eventually the world destroys you for he horrible noise.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 21, 2011, 11:14:08 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill

And the chunck of awesomeness/tire finally hits!

My hill :)
D: ppl are throwing with parts of me!

now i use my "awesome" talking skills (saying random things) to make justin bieber and rebecca black fight (sheer luck)

and now the consert is empty....
so i start to sing!!!!
>:D

my hill
You sound worse than Rebecca Bieber(Rebecca black and Justin bieber).
I cover my ears and eventually the world destroys you for he horrible noise.

My hill!
taht is if they can resist the noize
but when someone get's closer that 5 meters their head explodes!!!!! (random idea)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 11:23:14 am
I Whack you with my sign

My hill

And the chunck of awesomeness/tire finally hits!

My hill :)
D: ppl are throwing with parts of me!

now i use my "awesome" talking skills (saying random things) to make justin bieber and rebecca black fight (sheer luck)

and now the consert is empty....
so i start to sing!!!!
>:D

my hill
You sound worse than Rebecca Bieber(Rebecca black and Justin bieber).
I cover my ears and eventually the world destroys you for he horrible noise.

My hill!
taht is if they can resist the noize
but when someone get's closer that 5 meters their head explodes!!!!! (random idea)


I don't need to be closer than 5m... ;)
*Clawstrider's laser eyes activate!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 21, 2011, 11:26:26 am
Ahhh it's cyclops in disguise!
I ask the xmen for help.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 11:36:37 am
Ahhh it's cyclops in disguise!
I ask the xmen for help.

My hill!

How can I have lasor eyes if I am a cyclops?
My hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 21, 2011, 12:55:03 pm
you are Thé Cyclops,one of the xmen
with laser eyes.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 21, 2011, 01:01:28 pm
I get millions of plastic sentinels to blow u up and I make the sentinel to use ur mother and father as human shields to defend whatever attack that comes
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 01:04:44 pm
you are Thé Cyclops,one of the xmen
with laser eyes.
my hill

I am Tea (Thé in French = tea) Cycolops? ;)

I throw tea over you, and you are burned, and run off to the hospital.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 21, 2011, 02:04:24 pm
unfortunately,i love tea (as a matter of fact i'm drinking a cup of tea right now)
i lick the tea of my body,shout a "thank you" towards clawstrider and reclaim
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 21, 2011, 02:16:52 pm
unfortunately,i love tea (as a matter of fact i'm drinking a cup of tea right now)
i lick the tea of my body,shout a "thank you" towards clawstrider and reclaim
MY HILL.
You burnt your tongue in the process.

My hill(or claw's)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 21, 2011, 03:01:43 pm
unfortunately,i love tea (as a matter of fact i'm drinking a cup of tea right now)
i lick the tea of my body,shout a "thank you" towards clawstrider and reclaim
MY HILL.
You burnt your tongue in the process.

My hill(or claw's)

You may have the lower slopes, if I get the peak. ;)
Oh, and I have a dream, and install AA guns and anti-rocket defences to stop us being carpert bombed.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 21, 2011, 08:33:16 pm
while your busy installing those things on the hill a girl shows up and distracts you. i walk up the hill with a army of anime characters and claim it.

my hill (shared with everyone that watches anime)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 22, 2011, 08:08:31 am
I contact all of the anime-artist ever existed,and I ask them to
destroy all of their drawings and notes,so there aren't any anime-characters anymore.
I walk past you (crying over the burnt comics) and shout;
"MY HILL"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on August 22, 2011, 08:10:24 am
I came.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 22, 2011, 09:47:37 am
The hill was actually a volcano and it erupts blowing all the fools on it to smithereens m
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 22, 2011, 09:49:39 am
too bad,i'm not a fool,so i stay on the hill and call my
goblin friends to defend it.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 22, 2011, 10:26:56 am
too bad,i'm not a fool,so i stay on the hill and call my
goblin friends to defend it.
MY HILL
Goblins are not real, so you are defenceless while claw and I kick you of the hill.

Claw and my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 22, 2011, 10:47:24 am
I summon you both to mumble and shout my mic as hard as I can :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 22, 2011, 10:48:41 am
I summon you both to mumble and shout my mic as hard as I can :3
I've never been on mumble.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 22, 2011, 11:34:29 am
I summon you both to mumble and shout my mic as hard as I can :3
I've never been on mumble.

My hill!


Neither have I!
Our hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 22, 2011, 12:35:48 pm
Server down my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Herobrine on August 22, 2011, 12:36:53 pm
You see my name and run.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 22, 2011, 12:58:30 pm
I don't believe in the so called herobrine.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 07:47:09 am
ReljaM sneaks behind captainxv and farts.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 07:52:29 am
ReljaM sneaks behind captainxv and farts.
MY HILL!

I haz lighter.
I puts lighter between you and captain.
You are both rocketed off the hill (It was a very big fart) and given 3rd degree burns.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 08:18:15 am
HA HA HA! ROFL! LOL! That was my clone! I come to hill with flame thrower and burn claw!
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 08:47:34 am
HA HA HA! ROFL! LOL! That was my clone! I come to hill with flame thrower and burn claw!
MY HILL

That was a model I put in the base. I then shoot a bullet at you, which punctures your gas tank, and a spark hits it, igniting you in an inferno of flame.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 23, 2011, 09:11:01 am
HA HA HA! ROFL! LOL! That was my clone! I come to hill with flame thrower and burn claw!
MY HILL

That was a model I put in the base. I then shoot a bullet at you, which punctures your gas tank, and a spark hits it, igniting you in an inferno of flame.

My hill.

I use a nuclear bomb, everyone, clones included, dies, while I say,


Dead hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 23, 2011, 09:33:49 am
I get a couple of hot chicks to lasso u down the hill my hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: akosibitoy on August 23, 2011, 10:22:31 am
I show ya chuck norris
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 23, 2011, 10:41:22 am
I show you bruce Lee from return of the dragon chuck Norris gets Pwned
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 11:43:20 am
Before I died I called August Julius Caesar! He won the hill! HIS HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 23, 2011, 11:53:57 am
Before I died I called August Julius Caesar! He won the hill! HIS HILL!!!

September came and defeated august without even fighting.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 12:01:31 pm
One of the Legions puts beans in my dead body. Now I got super farts! My dead body farted so hard that now hill is toxic zone! TOXIC HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 23, 2011, 12:08:16 pm
One of the Legions puts beans in my dead body. Now I got super farts! My dead body farted so hard that now hill is toxic zone! TOXIC HILL

Toxistriker returns and saves me.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 23, 2011, 12:23:28 pm
I detOx to exterminate toxic
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 12:32:55 pm
I call Adolf Hitler! NAZI HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 23, 2011, 12:33:37 pm
I call Adolf Hitler! NAZI HILL

Please don't bring up that topic. I ban you.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 01:02:02 pm
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 01:15:06 pm
I come back to the hill with flag. Attacks Claw with flag. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 23, 2011, 01:18:27 pm
I ipban you now!

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Herobrine on August 23, 2011, 01:48:03 pm
I scare everyone off. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 01:54:53 pm
I sleep on the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 02:07:48 pm
I want to share hill with lLLEGAL and claw
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 23, 2011, 02:32:32 pm
The grass turns into spikes all3 ppl on it go gutted my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 03:09:40 pm
The grass turns into spikes all3 ppl on it go gutted my hill

Pfff, I never said I was happy to share with Reljam.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 03:14:59 pm
I attack hill with NUCLEAR and ATOM bomb! Hill is destroyed. Now it's a forest!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 23, 2011, 03:29:59 pm
i take over with the brotherhood of steel (http://www.sghi.info/img/Fallout.3/development/7-10.15_man.in.power.armor_Brotherhood.of.Steel_fullface.2_HQ.jpeg)
we specialize in nuclear waistelands

our hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 03:39:44 pm
I throw a (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftf2wiki.net%2Fw%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fbe%2FSapper_IMG.png%2F250px-Sapper_IMG.png&hash=8a0956ca3c1692c35a85d4615041e73e) at you.
Power armour down.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on August 23, 2011, 04:03:38 pm
i say Dick
Claw runs
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 23, 2011, 04:54:58 pm
i heard the word "dick" and come to
check it out.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 05:12:55 pm
I said: "Hi!" MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 05:31:28 pm
I said: "Hi!" MY HILL

Your arguement is invalid.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 23, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Your too! MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 23, 2011, 09:11:35 pm
I say Relkeb is here,Claw comes i pwn him  and i use him as a body shield so the Real Relkeb will come, he comes  knock out Relkeb and use Him as a Sword. I got Claw (body shield) and Relkeb (body sword) i run to ReljaM and pwn him with Relkebs awesomeness and use Claw as...well a piece of Garbage (hes not really important  :P) and i conquer the hill....till someone makes a 1-20 word sentnce and some how pwns me...

MY HILL Biatch!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 23, 2011, 09:26:38 pm
I say Relkeb is here,Claw comes i pwn him  and i use him as a body shield so the Real Relkeb will come, he comes  knock out Relkeb and use Him as a Sword. I got Claw (body shield) and Relkeb (body sword) i run to ReljaM and pwn him with Relkebs awesomeness and use Claw as...well a piece of Garbage (hes not really important  :P) and i conquer the hill....till someone makes a 1-20 word sentnce and some how pwns me...

MY HILL Biatch!

My hill.
^^^^
Happy? ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on August 23, 2011, 11:25:28 pm
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at poems

Nice tits

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 24, 2011, 02:09:14 am
I say Relkeb is here,Claw comes i pwn him  and i use him as a body shield so the Real Relkeb will come, he comes  knock out Relkeb and use Him as a Sword. I got Claw (body shield) and Relkeb (body sword) i run to ReljaM and pwn him with Relkebs awesomeness and use Claw as...well a piece of Garbage (hes not really important  :P) and i conquer the hill....till someone makes a 1-20 word sentnce and some how pwns me...

MY HILL Biatch!

My hill.
^^^^
Happy? ;)
bityvb >:O no  am not  :P
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at poems

Nice tits

My hill
llolololol take the hill, take it, you just made my day....oh btw, i make this most sicking poem and you puke. I laugh at you and grab your "tits" and throw you to a Door to a different Dimention.

My Hill Biatch!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 24, 2011, 06:53:26 am
At the end you swear. So I take you to court where you are sent to jail.
I place the hill in the estate agent for £1 million, hoping to get some extra funds.
Selling my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 24, 2011, 10:36:15 am
It's 2012 and doomsday arrives. No law suits, no fighting.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jerrytay17 on August 24, 2011, 10:38:25 am
U got killed in 2012 too!!!
My hill xp
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 24, 2011, 10:44:22 am
U got killed in 2012 too!!!
My hill xp

Your dead too though...
Luckily, I am a reincarnation of Jesus, so I survive :)
The only problem is that aliens stole the hill, so using Jesus power, I fly and sit on the hill while it is being abducted by aliens.
My Hill? The aliens hill? Who Cares? :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 24, 2011, 11:05:58 am
I'm a sayan and i use kamehamea to kill all the ppl on the hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 24, 2011, 12:19:37 pm
I'm a sayan and i use kamehamea to kill all the ppl on the hill

MY HILL

There is only one person on the hill and He/I is Jesus. You can't kill Jesus (He just comes back to life)
My hill still :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 24, 2011, 03:20:20 pm
Jesus has been killed before and he didn't punish his murderers...
so i kill him again.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 24, 2011, 04:09:12 pm
I wait 7 days to my body to get healed, because my heart was still beating! MY HILLLLLLLLL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 24, 2011, 04:40:15 pm
I call the darknest in every ones hearts (even you Cla-i mean Jesus) and i use "shadow clone jutsu" (naruto reference) and my clone uses Spirit Bomb (DBZ reference and its using darkness, not spirits :P) i throw it at the current My Hill Owner (Cla- i mean Jesus) and the real me goes behind Cla-Jesus and uses "Raging Sound" and pwns you. You were just pwned by Christmas (i know you were born on christmas, but i wanted to be funny :P )

btw, My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 24, 2011, 04:51:44 pm
Too bad, hill is in Japan, so tsunami and earthquake attack hill! TSUNAMI AND EARTHQUAKE HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 24, 2011, 04:59:04 pm
bro... i hate how people say "there hill blah blahs hill" And i hate when people have only one through 20 words in them such as " hi my hill yo moma! my hill i kill you, my hill" *you get annyoed of me speaking so you epicly leave*

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 24, 2011, 05:07:42 pm
bro... i hate how people say "there hill blah blahs hill" And i hate when people have only one through 20 words in them such as " hi my hill yo moma! my hill i kill you, my hill" *you get annyoed of me speaking so you epicly leave*

My Hill!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 24, 2011, 05:37:37 pm
I send kenshiro that gives a lot of punches to the owner and let his head explode. BOOOM

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 24, 2011, 06:59:07 pm
I send kenshiro that gives a lot of punches to the owner and let his head explode. BOOOM

MY HILL
POW! you were just banned by SoulKnightGT

bro... i hate how people say "there hill blah blahs hill" And i hate when people have only one through 20 words in them such as " hi my hill yo moma! my hill i kill you, my hill" *you get annyoed of me speaking so you epicly leave*

My Hill!

My hill.
  Really? REALLY? my hill my ass. *i summon a keyblade and i open a door a different dimention andf i throw you in it and i lock it.*

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 24, 2011, 09:01:26 pm
I send kenshiro that gives a lot of punches to the owner and let his head explode. BOOOM

MY HILL
POW! you were just banned by SoulKnightGT

bro... i hate how people say "there hill blah blahs hill" And i hate when people have only one through 20 words in them such as " hi my hill yo moma! my hill i kill you, my hill" *you get annyoed of me speaking so you epicly leave*

My Hill!

My hill.
  Really? REALLY? my hill my ass. *i summon a keyblade and i open a door a different dimention andf i throw you in it and i lock it.*

My Hill!

That would mean your mickey mouse. I am immune to Mickey Mouse.
Toodaloo King Mickey.
The hill is my own for the minute.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 24, 2011, 09:53:12 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa44%2Fcaw317%2Fobjection.jpg&hash=ae6ef6e6abe6449a71e8d968ddeae851)

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 24, 2011, 10:57:06 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa44%2Fcaw317%2Fobjection.jpg&hash=ae6ef6e6abe6449a71e8d968ddeae851)

My hill
No i will not! i am the Judge, you cant objection me! >:O i sue you for mis-objection and i win (oddly though) and you go broke with your broke ass self  :P so the only thing you cant offer me is.....the hill! so you hand it to me pathaticly, so i slap you around a bit (i can do that because im a judge.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Lolzer588 on August 25, 2011, 02:55:51 am
Im the jury well one of them I DECIDE.... ME well that is if I can get there... :(
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Lolzer588 on August 25, 2011, 02:58:03 am
KNow what No..... This is MINE!!!

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Fa0%2FSilbury_Hill_DB.jpg&hash=d8abea19576f6a2b5fb642cfe75e7bf2)


Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 25, 2011, 03:39:26 am
KNow what No..... This is MINE!!!

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Fa0%2FSilbury_Hill_DB.jpg&hash=d8abea19576f6a2b5fb642cfe75e7bf2)



please dont double post, Merge your posts.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 25, 2011, 04:32:59 am
magicdude269 takes a supernuke stolen from the former soviet union from his back pocket and throws it at the hill vaporizing everyone then climbs to the top to claim it for himself.
My HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 25, 2011, 05:00:33 am
asks Magic if he wants to partner up and i promised that i wouldnt back stab him like some newb. He agrees and we rule with his Nuke and i have my double keyblades (light and dark). but someone destroys his nuke and some how steals my keyblades, and pwn me with them. the one who did that was nobody  but Jes- i mean Claw! He yells at me "Mwahahaha! i got you mickey mouse >:D now die!" the first thing that went through my mind was im not a fuckin mouse you ass :P second was oooohhh shhit hes a believer (only people who believe can use keyblades ;p;) but i remember that i can just summon a new keyblade, so i do we have a epic battle and i win... but i just remember that claw didnt have the hill so how the hell did he get here? and my partner is on the floor dead... "im not dead you bitch!" i stab him with my hurting keyblade and he dies.....

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 25, 2011, 05:55:38 am
magicdude269 was secretly else where when his secret decoy was killed during soul and claws battle. He grabs his colt 44 and a assault rifle and begins his up hill battle. First he finds claw's lifeless body and puts a round through his head to ensure he doesnt come back during a zombie apocolypse. then he goes for soul for destroying his weapon. He takes the assult rifle and puts 3 1/2 rounds through his heart and 6 4/9 through his head and reclaims his hill. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 25, 2011, 06:13:03 am
magicdude269 was secretly else where when his secret decoy was killed during soul and claws battle. He grabs his colt 44 and a assault rifle and begins his up hill battle. First he finds claw's lifeless body and puts a round through his head to ensure he doesnt come back during a zombie apocolypse. then he goes for soul for destroying his weapon. He takes the assult rifle and puts 3 1/2 rounds through his heart and 6 4/9 through his head and reclaims his hill. MY HILL!
but bro, i didnt destroy your wepon, Jes-Claw did! thats what i tell magic, he stupidikly believes me. we rule the hill for 1 year. *1 year later* The zombie apocalapse (lol loooong word :P) comes and Claw came back. i look at magic and say "do you hear that magic, do you? hes sayin why did you shoot me in the face? whhhhy? and because of you we're gonna die!" but i get an idea that isnt sacraficing magc, no its even better, we ask Claw to join us. he says "hell,i got nothin better to do,but after this i want to kill magic" magic shook his head as in hellz naw but i said "Deal!" and a RPG party member thing pops up: "you have gotten dead claw!" so we kill all the zombies exept claw. But i betray magic by giving claw a jelly filled donut to kill himself, he agrees. i tell magic i was kidding about betraying him. he nods and says i wasnt. he shot me with a double barrle shot gun. he epicly misses and i summon 100 creepers after magic. he wets his pants in fear and runs.

This long day hs finnaly ended, now, its time to say it....

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 25, 2011, 07:44:22 am
I sink the hill into a shark infested ocean with my Jesus powers.
Then I just chill on the water (Walking on it) with an ice cold coke while you guys drown/get eaten by sharks.
My hill.d
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 25, 2011, 11:19:18 am
I come from behind with a liquid nitrogen bucket and i put u into this and u'll not die because u are jesus but u will iced :D

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on August 25, 2011, 11:58:11 pm
Ketchup
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 26, 2011, 01:02:35 am
Ketchup
my hill.
bro, a 1 word? come on....well i put,,,MUSTARD on top of your Ketchup and you throw up.

My hillz.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 26, 2011, 02:09:42 am
Ok, listen here. I had several landmines in a strategic path so that when i ran from the creepers, they would blow up one by one. Then it comes down to the last one, i turn to him and stare into his creeper eyes. He stares back, trying to figure out my weaknesses. Then i pull a ninja star and chuck it right through his head. He falls, dead. Then i go for soulknight. I pull an M4 and and run towards him shooting. He pulls out a riot shield and deflects them. I drop the m4 and pull a second nuke from my back pocket and throw it at him. When the dust settles, I am seen placing my flag at the top of the empty hill.
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 26, 2011, 02:54:00 am
This is your hill....for now.........

My hill XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 26, 2011, 06:14:42 am
This is your hill....for now.........

My hill XD

Claw rocks!
Claw and my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 26, 2011, 07:02:11 am
I take one flower from hill. Claws, lLLEGALS and mine hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 26, 2011, 08:23:03 am
I call an army friend and he send helicopters with napalm. I stay away from the hill and the attack begin. All are dead and mines blow up. After i reach the hill and i cover that with a laser grid so no one can come up and all kind of attacks will be stopped from the laser grid.
after i create a minecraft server on the hill and i use the hill as ground. I create a market and with my admin permissions i can tp out the laser grid and go into a market, do copy paste, and come back on my hill. As second defence i use /stone to make a bunker and I put in local the server so no one can't enter.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 26, 2011, 09:35:10 am
I become admin on the server. I got a share of the hill! OUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 26, 2011, 09:47:43 am
I become admin on the server. I got a share of the hill! OUR HILL
Admins ban you for this. Optical's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 26, 2011, 10:23:46 am
 ??? MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 26, 2011, 11:03:07 am
I want to share the hill and as I am Jesus I say

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QYXz9wqEkLc%2FTKWK7BK8kRI%2FAAAAAAAABFQ%2FlOaD-Io8DWw%2Fs1600%2FJesus%2BCome%2Bat%2Bme%2BBro.jpg&hash=47f04b308d6e6bc321e33ba7636ac20d)

to encourage people to repent their sins and come to me.

Nobody comes... :(
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 26, 2011, 12:23:13 pm
I want to share the hill and as I am Jesus I say

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QYXz9wqEkLc%2FTKWK7BK8kRI%2FAAAAAAAABFQ%2FlOaD-Io8DWw%2Fs1600%2FJesus%2BCome%2Bat%2Bme%2BBro.jpg&hash=47f04b308d6e6bc321e33ba7636ac20d)

to encourage people to repent their sins and come to me.

Nobody comes... :(
My hill

Hey hey hey I was already sharing it with you!!! So I have repented!

Our hill, claw!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 26, 2011, 12:52:52 pm
I want to share the hill and as I am Jesus I say

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QYXz9wqEkLc%2FTKWK7BK8kRI%2FAAAAAAAABFQ%2FlOaD-Io8DWw%2Fs1600%2FJesus%2BCome%2Bat%2Bme%2BBro.jpg&hash=47f04b308d6e6bc321e33ba7636ac20d)

to encourage people to repent their sins and come to me.

Nobody comes... :(
My hill

Hey hey hey I was already sharing it with you!!! So I have repented!

Our hill, claw!

You are accepted into the Jesus hill. (Did you know I even made a command for servers where I am admin which uses /serversay Jesus: for quick writing?)

Our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 26, 2011, 01:29:00 pm
Man Jesus is iced in my liquid nitrogen bucket!

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 26, 2011, 01:59:05 pm
cuzz i'm broke from my last post, i've gone down to the getto and made a fiew friends...
i takeover the hill with my bro's the cripz
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 26, 2011, 03:04:11 pm
Self defence mechanism activated. Jesus lasors activated.
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joshholliday.com%2FX%2520Stuff%2FJosh%2520X%2520Blog%2Fwww.x929.ca%2Fshows%2Fholliday%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Fjesus_laser_eyes.jpg&hash=846bacd95f63dabf1434b20bb9e6a73e)

Im the Jesus, your the child. Go figure.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 26, 2011, 03:58:37 pm
I use my operator powers to ban jesus for abuse of his powers. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 26, 2011, 04:35:06 pm
i hack your pc and u can't get on anymore.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 26, 2011, 05:08:01 pm
I hack Hill server, i gain owner access, go into SQL DB and delete all players profiles (not mine) and i block registrations to block the access to anyone. I do a kick all and i stay alone in my hill (i put off the lan cable so i can stay in a local server without hack possibilities

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 26, 2011, 05:38:19 pm
I hack Hill server, i gain owner access, go into SQL DB and delete all players profiles (not mine) and i block registrations to block the access to anyone. I do a kick all and i stay alone in my hill (i put off the lan cable so i can stay in a local server without hack possibilities

MY HILL!

I tell God to send the hill down to heaven, then when all on it have burned, bring it up to Heaven for me to enjoy.
Jesus' hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 26, 2011, 06:39:05 pm
God isn't an authorized user. The hill still be mine

MY HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 26, 2011, 07:34:51 pm
I am atheist so I come and kill Jesus and god! MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 27, 2011, 02:12:24 am
I take an ak47 and break into cia headqaurters and use their computer to break into the hill server and control all of everything in the world. I WIN! MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 27, 2011, 09:41:34 am
I call anonymous and Lulzsec and they'll break CIA computer and i can control the hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 27, 2011, 01:01:45 pm
I call anonymous and Lulzsec and they'll break CIA computer and i can control the hill.

MY HILL

They are all christians and I tell them to stop.
My hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 27, 2011, 01:20:46 pm
No most of them aren't ;)

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 27, 2011, 01:32:18 pm
I got realy angry. My head explodes! MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 27, 2011, 09:41:11 pm
Now u are dead an i can catch the hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Relkeb on August 27, 2011, 11:02:34 pm
NEXT REPLY IS #500. MAKE IT GOOD!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: BMWGT3 on August 28, 2011, 01:48:12 am
I shoot fireworks into the air and wield a diamond sword and armour, slash it into the air, spin around, do a triple backflip, summon an apple and throw it up into the air, catching it with my teeth and eating it, then put on a blindfold and slash your head off, do a victory dance and do three quad frontflips andzoom around the sky, forming the words "I AM AWESOME. PS. MY HILL"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 28, 2011, 02:27:53 am
I shoot fireworks into the air and wield a diamond sword and armour, slash it into the air, spin around, do a triple backflip, summon an apple and throw it up into the air, catching it with my teeth and eating it, then put on a blindfold and slash your head off, do a victory dance and do three quad frontflips andzoom around the sky, forming the words "I AM AWESOME. PS. MY HILL"
i yell something from the Internet, but i change it alittle "THIS.IS.MIIIIINNNEEEECCCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAFFFFTTTT!!!!!!" you try to do the same thing in your post, but i already know what you do so i dodge every hit. then you need to take a break so i summon  a Enderman and i Freeze you with my Godly Operator powers (dont demote me for abusing it Relkeb ;p;) and you look right in its deadly and souless eyes.it goes berserk and teleports right behind you and kills you. you have half a heart left and i get rid of the enderman. you yell curse words in the chat and i mute you so i dont have to hear your pathetic yells to help you. you only got a half a heart left and is muted and frozen so what does anyone do? I would pull out my Wepon, a Griefer Sythe  :D it takes away Griefers Souls and i feed them to my Pet Enderman. So i Slash you in half, you die, i win, you get pwned, i get your Soul. Well when you respawn i corpse camp you untill you decide to give me the keys to the house on the hill, you give up, you give me the keys and i summon you to a Mob of Creepers :D you blow up so bad, you get Dced. I go to the New Found House and i sleep in the Maste Bed with my Pet Enderman protecting the House AND the Hill....i sleep Peacefully in the Night.....

MY HILL!

its sucks though, im not the 500 post  :'( BUUUUT im the 500 and 1st post!  :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 28, 2011, 07:10:38 am
inquisistion!
every one is unclean.
all must be purged.

BURN!!!!!!! /insane laughter

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: omaroo2 on August 28, 2011, 11:22:50 am
i call @lLLEGAL for a joke and everyone facepalms except me laughing sayin my hill :D xD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 28, 2011, 01:13:52 pm
Am I really a stimulus that causes your receptors to send a electronic impulse to your CNS, resulting in a facepalm? I win if u do nt understand.
My  hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TurtleMan918 on August 28, 2011, 03:39:39 pm
Am I really a stimulus that causes your receptors to send a electronic impulse to your CNS, resulting in a facepalm? I win if u do nt understand.
My  hill!
I understand, MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 28, 2011, 04:13:28 pm
NO you don't. I do. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 29, 2011, 01:45:26 am
Dammit! Hm. I win.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 29, 2011, 10:44:45 am
I learn Nuclear physics and bomb you! MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on August 29, 2011, 11:12:21 am
i shoot your nuke out of the air right after it launches.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 29, 2011, 02:02:06 pm
The game.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 30, 2011, 03:04:34 am
Whats that?
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on August 30, 2011, 04:59:43 am
"poop"
My hill... wait a minute it stinks nowzzzz i run down the hill empty hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 30, 2011, 12:08:31 pm
it stopped being stinky. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 30, 2011, 12:10:46 pm
Reljam sees the poop.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 30, 2011, 12:12:22 pm
You see poop too MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on August 30, 2011, 12:22:39 pm
I see the poop use a dog baggy, pick it up and i throw it at Reljam in the face.he screams runs down the hill, trips, Creepers come, annnnnd blow im up ;)

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 30, 2011, 12:27:32 pm
I grab lLLEGAL, turn him upside down. First he farts at the start, and I put a candle beneath his butt, which makes a flamethrower, burning everyone on the hill.
Then I make him poop, and the whole hill turns into a nuclear wasteland, which also dissolves the poop.
I don a fallout suit, and take lLLEGAL with me in another one.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 30, 2011, 12:30:54 pm
Claw my saviour <3

It remains as our hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 30, 2011, 12:33:37 pm
I cry so hard and tsunami of my tears come at hill claw and lLLEGAL drawn! MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 30, 2011, 12:35:58 pm
But before we drown, the water is dissolved by the still hot hill (Remember the mega flamethrower?)
The steam rises, taking ReljaM with it.
Our hill, just sayin.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on August 30, 2011, 12:37:53 pm
this happens (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fknup7.gif&hash=5391c483b314057c224241de4188f548) my hill/my bro hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 30, 2011, 12:42:02 pm
God throws a giant tissue at you!

IC(illegal claw)  hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on August 30, 2011, 12:43:12 pm
i hop in to make a trio IDC (lLLEGAL D00M CLAW) hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 30, 2011, 12:43:23 pm
this happens (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fknup7.gif&hash=5391c483b314057c224241de4188f548) my hill/my bro hill

What? So Rebecca Black blows up? Who cares, she is not even on our hill.
Our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 30, 2011, 12:44:15 pm
i hop in to make a trio IDC (lLLEGAL D00M CLAW) hill

We don't want you ;) (Jk jk we like you but anyway, for the sake of King of the Hill)
IC hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 30, 2011, 12:46:36 pm
IDC, ITS OUR HILL! Yay.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on August 30, 2011, 12:48:01 pm
IDC hes my bro

IDC's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CaptainXV on August 30, 2011, 01:10:14 pm
while you three are making out i sneak up the hill and kick you out.
CaptainXV snatches the hill...It's super effective!
(MY HILL)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 31, 2011, 04:59:31 am
magicdude takes a .50 caliber sniper rifle, sees justin bieber in the distance and blows his head off then relizes the potential in his new weapon then uses it to shoot everyone off the hill the strolls up it, creates a sniping nest, then shoots everyone who trys to come up. My Hill Forever!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 31, 2011, 05:03:46 am
Until I throw a nuke at you. Your sniper bullets just bounce off the nuke, and u die. IDC wear protective gear and take over the hill!

IDC Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 31, 2011, 06:02:23 am
Well you think im dead illegal but actually you are dead and i continue blowing your guys's heads off to protect my hill. MY HILL! (end transmision)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 31, 2011, 07:02:10 am
Transmission ended cuz I killed u.
IDC hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 31, 2011, 08:34:08 am
Then i comeback to life in the morg as a zombie. I spread the infection and control my zombie army and take over the hill! MY HILL!!!!¡¡¡¡
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 09:05:23 am
Then i comeback to life in the morg as a zombie. I spread the infection and control my zombie army and take over the hill! MY HILL!!!!¡¡¡¡

You think by this time we are not already zombie proof?

IDC hill

Oh BTW. We have now hired Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and 42 Dinosaurs. Just sayin.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 31, 2011, 09:16:14 am
Haha! 42?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: b3atit on August 31, 2011, 09:33:41 am
My real name is Chuck Norris. In the film with Bruce Lee i hadn't lost. Was only the film's script. I give a kick to each dinosaur and the die. After with my superpowers i kill families of IDC and IDC too. I'm the king of the hill and of the world.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 09:46:49 am
My real name is Chuck Norris. In the film with Bruce Lee i hadn't lost. Was only the film's script. I give a kick to each dinosaur and the die. After with my superpowers i kill families of IDC and IDC too. I'm the king of the hill and of the world.

My hill

You create a paradox.
A rift opens in the world and everyone is destroyed.
I manage to put on a super mega awesome suit at the last second, and jump through the black hole.
It shoots me out the other side to an alien planet, where they regard me as God.
I find a hill and claim it.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on August 31, 2011, 10:15:52 am
Damn u claw! What u didnt realise is tht im already on th alien world with my special suit.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 10:27:23 am
Damn u claw! What u didnt realise is tht im already on th alien world with my special suit.

My hill!

I shall settle for our hill ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on August 31, 2011, 10:29:21 am
i arm the hill with nukes
IDC hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 31, 2011, 03:53:52 pm
I break into a store called Tiffany's at 3;56 am. Do i go for the cash drawer, no i go for the chandelere. Its priceless. As im taking it down, a women catches me. She says its her fathers store, she is Tiffany. We make love all night. In the morning i tell here to meet me in mexico. I go to canada, i dont trust here. Then i get a letter 9 months later. I have a son. The mother is Tiffany. I tell here to meet me in germany but i go to France to stash the chandelere. I never get caught and avoid seeing Tiffany forever. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 03:56:12 pm
I break into a store called Tiffany's at 3;56 am. Do i go for the cash drawer, no i go for the chandelere. Its priceless. As im taking it down, a women catches me. She says its her fathers store, she is Tiffany. We make love all night. In the morning i tell here to meet me in mexico. I go to canada, i dont trust here. Then i get a letter 9 months later. I have a son. The mother is Tiffany. I tell here to meet me in germany but i go to France to stash the chandelere. I never get caught and avoid seeing Tiffany forever. MY HILL!



We are still on an alien planet. Just sayin.
Our hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on August 31, 2011, 04:00:23 pm
I moved the hill by eating spinach and picking it up and securing it in the usa. M-Y H-I-L-L!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 04:07:56 pm
I moved the hill by eating spinach and picking it up and securing it in the usa. M-Y H-I-L-L!

Impossible. Your on earth, which looks a bit like the one from the "Fallout" game series.
We are on a lucious, alien planet of wonders, a bit like Heaven, where the natives worship us as Gods.
So, see ya :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on August 31, 2011, 07:55:34 pm
You did not say my hill! MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on August 31, 2011, 08:49:53 pm
You did not say my hill! MY HILL!

It was our hill in the first place.
Our hill. (And that doesn't include you ReljaM)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on September 01, 2011, 09:31:11 am
Bunny go squashed grilled barberqued fried
IDC hill :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on September 01, 2011, 02:35:02 pm
i blow doomkights head off with an rpg. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: marshytheman on September 01, 2011, 02:39:05 pm
The hill was always mine anyways, you all are trespassing.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on September 01, 2011, 02:42:58 pm
I go to court and pay the jury and they rules that its my property so i have a legal right to put a couple bullets in you for tresspassing. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: marshytheman on September 01, 2011, 02:45:51 pm
You get put in jail for bribing the jury and i get buried on the hill because I am dead. And I put in my death notes that I wanted to be buried on my hill.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on September 02, 2011, 04:57:36 pm
I dig you and throw you out of the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on September 02, 2011, 05:36:10 pm
I break out of jail run to the top of the hill, pick relja up and throws him off! MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 02, 2011, 05:41:45 pm
I break out of jail run to the top of the hill, pick relja up and throws him off! MY HILL.

I throw you off the planet with my Jesus God powers.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 02, 2011, 05:45:26 pm
your not allowed to use the power of god, only saint+ can.

so your powerless, my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on September 03, 2011, 09:48:18 am
your not allowed to use the power of god, only saint+ can.

so your powerless, my hill!
u aint a saint either
my hill :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 03, 2011, 10:07:34 am
your not allowed to use the power of god, only saint+ can.

so your powerless, my hill!

Jesus > Saint.
My hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on September 03, 2011, 10:10:08 am
opticalza>relkb>raul7legend(not sure about this xp)>clawstrider>saint>me

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 03, 2011, 10:12:15 am
opticalza>relkb>raul7legend(not sure about this xp)>clawstrider>saint>me

my hill

That makes no sense.
But as I am the top person in this topic who is posting at the second, I take the oppertunity to claim the hill.
Also, you forgot Morten together with Relkeb ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on September 03, 2011, 10:13:12 am
IDC
IDC
IDC
my hill lol xp
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 03, 2011, 11:44:54 am
well then u don't care if i throw a holy handgranade at you.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: D00MKNlGHT on September 03, 2011, 12:42:13 pm
Are u talking about worms? I use banana bomb on u
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 03, 2011, 05:18:23 pm
wtf is a banana bomb?

as i don't know what it is i ignore it?
my hill?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 03, 2011, 08:03:19 pm
wtf is a banana bomb?

as i don't know what it is i ignore it?
my hill?

Its a bomb from worms game.
Your ignorance proves to be your downfall.
*Insert generic stealth kill here*
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: marshytheman on September 03, 2011, 09:51:27 pm
DOOMknight you are wrong, holy hand grenade was original in monty python and the knights of the holy grail. worms game is awesome btw
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 03, 2011, 10:19:32 pm
DOOMknight you are wrong, holy hand grenade was original in monty python and the knights of the holy grail. worms game is awesome btw


With the killer bunny :D I love that scene.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on September 22, 2011, 12:06:32 pm
I come back to hill as a zombie. You all get scared and run off the hill xD !!!
MY HILL!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on September 22, 2011, 12:16:15 pm
Noo! Pls stop this game! THE GAME will never end if this continues!

IDC hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 22, 2011, 05:36:24 pm
Noo! Pls stop this game! THE GAME will never end if this continues!

IDC hill!

I just lost The Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) because of you... ;)
Somehow, this makes it...
My hill! (Well, IDC if they want to share)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tylerhan2000 on September 23, 2011, 06:04:46 am
I just epic sauce hijacked a F-22 super hornet and unleashed my air to surface hellfire missiles upon the hill, obliterating any defenses, then I hooked up the ejector seat, took out my Dragonouv SVD rifle, 360 no scoped claw in the face, deployed parachutes, landed on the hill, had my squad spawn on me, set up AA defenses, tanks, and got a few M1A2 abrams tanks and anti vehicle mines, as well as dozens of snipers hidden along the foliage with motion sensors.

The end.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on September 23, 2011, 04:45:05 pm
I just epic sauce hijacked a F-22 super hornet and unleashed my air to surface hellfire missiles upon the hill, obliterating any defenses, then I hooked up the ejector seat, took out my Dragonouv SVD rifle, 360 no scoped claw in the face, deployed parachutes, landed on the hill, had my squad spawn on me, set up AA defenses, tanks, and got a few M1A2 abrams tanks and anti vehicle mines, as well as dozens of snipers hidden along the foliage with motion sensors.

The end.

And then you woke up. And realised it was all a dream... Then you realise that your dreams often come true. Then you realise that you forgot to say "My hill." So the hill was never claimed off the being known as "Clawstrider."
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on September 26, 2011, 03:51:03 am
How about claw just gives me the hill because he's so generous.
Thank you for the kind offering, I'll take it.
My hill now!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on September 30, 2011, 10:09:54 am
Mr_Mr_Mr runs of the hill happy. I come and take it.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on September 30, 2011, 09:03:54 pm
Mr_Mr_Mr runs of the hill happy. I come and take it.
MY HILL
I runs of?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Muhnator on October 01, 2011, 12:14:05 am
Muhnator sneaks past Mr and Reljam while they argue, clims on top of the hill, and buys protection (Ressidence)

Come get it biatches!!! My Hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 01, 2011, 12:29:55 am
Come get it biatches!!! My Hill!!
Okay... Since I'm a biatch now, I think I'll come and get it now :)
I'm immortal, you can't detract or kill me now, I win!
My hill and it will stay mine forever! >:]
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Muhnator on October 01, 2011, 12:37:11 am
Muhnator laughs in an evil manner, while he watches Mr trying to cap the hill, but cant beat protection..

Still my hilll!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 01, 2011, 12:44:59 am
Muhnator laughs in an evil manner, while he watches Mr trying to cap the hill, but cant beat protection..

Still my hilll!!!!
/me looks at muhnator die from laughter and see's that muhnator said in his will that he would give Mr_Mr_Mr the hill when muhnator dies.
Thank you, My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on October 01, 2011, 07:44:42 am
Muhnator laughs in an evil manner, while he watches Mr trying to cap the hill, but cant beat protection..

Still my hilll!!!!
/me looks at muhnator die from laughter and see's that muhnator said in his will that he would give Mr_Mr_Mr the hill when muhnator dies.
Thank you, My hill.

Guys... I have bad news... :/

You were fighting over the wrong hill, you were fighting over some small scottish hill, when the real hill is where I am standing at the moment..,.
My hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on October 01, 2011, 10:00:20 am
Muhnator laughs in an evil manner, while he watches Mr trying to cap the hill, but cant beat protection..

Still my hilll!!!!
/me looks at muhnator die from laughter and see's that muhnator said in his will that he would give Mr_Mr_Mr the hill when muhnator dies.
Thank you, My hill.

Guys... I have bad news... :/
In what country is your hill?

You were fighting over the wrong hill, you were fighting over some small scottish hill, when the real hill is where I am standing at the moment..,.
My hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on October 01, 2011, 11:25:58 am
Muhnator laughs in an evil manner, while he watches Mr trying to cap the hill, but cant beat protection..

Still my hilll!!!!
/me looks at muhnator die from laughter and see's that muhnator said in his will that he would give Mr_Mr_Mr the hill when muhnator dies.
Thank you, My hill.

Guys... I have bad news... :/
In what country is your hill?

You were fighting over the wrong hill, you were fighting over some small scottish hill, when the real hill is where I am standing at the moment..,.
My hill :P

Im hardly going to tell you that :P Still my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 02, 2011, 04:03:17 am
/me asks clawstrider to become allies so they can both guard the right hill together and be un-stoppable.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on October 02, 2011, 05:21:24 am
Claw is already in the IDC alliance. Now its MIDC.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on October 02, 2011, 10:27:28 am
/me asks clawstrider to become allies so they can both guard the right hill together and be un-stoppable.

Deal *Whispers the co-ords of the hill*
Our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: someonewhosayshi on October 02, 2011, 12:50:56 pm
Stuff happened and i stuffed the dead body with cement and chicken egg yolk.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 02, 2011, 05:11:05 pm
The wrong people died and you stuffed the wrong bodies.
still our hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on October 03, 2011, 11:50:19 am
ReljaM asks Clawstrider (the awesome one) if he can join leading the hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 04, 2011, 01:51:59 am
ReljaM asks Clawstrider (the awesome one) if he can join leading the hill.
/me votes no.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on October 04, 2011, 10:24:52 pm
ReljaM asks Clawstrider (the awesome one) if he can join leading the hill.
/me votes no.
/me votes no
 (Thats right, I am a meanie)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: marshytheman on October 06, 2011, 07:38:44 am
i walk up and take the hill while you two are distracted (by who knows what)

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on October 06, 2011, 11:29:36 am
ReljaM asks  to share the hill. ReljaM states that if it is Rejected, he and his country will attack.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on October 06, 2011, 11:49:13 am
Reljam gets rejected, and his country attacks him instead :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on October 06, 2011, 01:38:08 pm
Reljam gets rejected, and his country attacks him instead :P
I am the only one person that lives in my country! How could I attack myself?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on October 06, 2011, 01:48:04 pm
Wow! Atlantis? :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 06, 2011, 09:44:30 pm
A meteor falls on the hill when they were creating an alliance leaving a big crater and killing the other people.
Mine and Claws hill/crater.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ReljaM on October 07, 2011, 08:20:18 pm
Look at us! War is not the answer! The answer is: GIVE ME THE HILL/CRATER AND GO HOME!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on October 07, 2011, 10:02:29 pm
No thanks, I will keep this hill with my best bud claw, it's really nice up here.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on October 08, 2011, 08:54:13 am
No thanks, I will keep this hill with my best bud claw, it's really nice up here.

I agree, quite a view.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 09:43:53 pm
*sneaks up behind Mr and Claw* *offers donuts* *they eat* *I kick them off hill* *puts up bedrock walls and bedrock roof with Glowstone inside*

IF YOU TAKE MY HILL, YOU WILL BE DONE FOR! MY HILLS!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 22, 2011, 09:53:14 pm
*sneaks up behind Mr and Claw* *offers donuts* *they eat* *I kick them off hill* *puts up bedrock walls and bedrock roof with Glowstone inside*

IF YOU TAKE MY HILL, YOU WILL BE DONE FOR! MY HILLS!
NECROOOOOO! :P

i use 100000000000 TNT and it crashes server. And i run up the hill.

Mine hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 09:58:11 pm
*sneaks up behind Mr and Claw* *offers donuts* *they eat* *I kick them off hill* *puts up bedrock walls and bedrock roof with Glowstone inside*

IF YOU TAKE MY HILL, YOU WILL BE DONE FOR! MY HILLS!
NECROOOOOO! :P

i use 100000000000 TNT and it crashes server. And i run up the hill.

Mine hill
The bedrock is a WALL. Too steep to climb, bedrock can't be exploded, and I brought food and everything I will need for 1000 years real time. And, I can invite people in IF I SAY SO! This is STILL MY HILL! P.S. I know about an unoccupied hill past Creeper Woods. MY HILL IS MINE!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 22, 2011, 10:06:11 pm
*sneaks up behind Mr and Claw* *offers donuts* *they eat* *I kick them off hill* *puts up bedrock walls and bedrock roof with Glowstone inside*

IF YOU TAKE MY HILL, YOU WILL BE DONE FOR! MY HILLS!
NECROOOOOO! :P

i use 100000000000 TNT and it crashes server. And i run up the hill.

Mine hill
The bedrock is a WALL. Too steep to climb, bedrock can't be exploded, and I brought food and everything I will need for 1000 years real time. And, I can invite people in IF I SAY SO! This is STILL MY HILL! P.S. I know about an unoccupied hill past Creeper Woods. MY HILL IS MINE!
Only one problem with this: Ops can break bedrock.

*Pays and op to break a hole in the wall, climbs in with an Uzi, and shoots everyone inside*
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 22, 2011, 10:11:14 pm
Bans Elite.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on December 22, 2011, 10:15:36 pm
while soul is typing in ./ban....
Redchecks quickly bans elite, confusing soul
Soul is now distracted and i push him down... simply
My hill...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 10:20:13 pm
I hid and never died. *goes to Creeper Woods with Diamond Swords of everyone* *makes way to hill and slays Creepers, collecting ALL gunpowder*
*makes server with Creeper Hill in it with whitelist* *makes bedrock around said hill after getting everything needed* *puts glowstone inside* Keep that hill. This is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on December 22, 2011, 10:39:35 pm
Takes control of opti and makes myself owner and opti guest i then demote all of you and then you get banned my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 10:50:00 pm
Takes control of opti and makes myself owner and opti guest i then demote all of you and then you get banned my hill
I was on a server. *takes control of destroy8r9, unbans self, becomes owner, unbans everyone, bans destroy8r9, puts everyone at original ranks except putting self at op, goes back to life at T3 Hill, gives hill to EliteDelta64* OUR HILLS!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on December 22, 2011, 10:58:21 pm
/unbans my self then gets a army of enderdragon riding chucknorris to blow t3dd and delta to bits then demotes them and makes it so they can never get on again then repromotes himself to owner and puts block protection on a bedrock wall around the hill
my hill!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:01:41 pm
/unbans my self then gets a army of enderdragon riding chucknorris to blow t3dd and delta to bits then demotes them and makes it so they can never get on again then repromotes himself to owner and puts block protection on a bedrock wall around the hill
my hill!!!
1 problem: You never got anyone to unban you, and I never did. And, I killed off the Enderdragons and pwned Chuck Norris with epic bomb. We were never blown up because I made bedrock armor for us in a way that you cannot. STILL OUR HILLS!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: morgosin on December 22, 2011, 11:11:32 pm
I throw a pony at the hill people scream and run away!!!

MY HILL and the ponies are invited...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:13:12 pm
I throw a pony at the hill people scream and run away!!!

MY HILL and the ponies are invited...
Never ran away, ponyproof wall. You, and ONLY YOU AND ME AND DELTA, may come in. *summons them in* OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Complicated_Name on December 22, 2011, 11:16:56 pm
Never ran away, ponyproof wall. You, and ONLY YOU AND ME AND DELTA, may come in. *summons them in* OUR HILL!
Asks everyone to politely leave their hill and that to come up with more awesome ways to take over others hill
MAH HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:19:52 pm
Never ran away, ponyproof wall. You, and ONLY YOU AND ME AND DELTA, may come in. *summons them in* OUR HILL!
Asks everyone to politely leave their hill and that to come up with more awesome ways to take over others hill
MAH HILL!
./undo greendaygator 9001
*kicks Morg,* /summon lucho019
OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Complicated_Name on December 22, 2011, 11:22:06 pm
Never ran away, ponyproof wall. You, and ONLY YOU AND ME AND DELTA, may come in. *summons them in* OUR HILL!
Asks everyone to politely leave their hill and that to come up with more awesome ways to take over others hill
MAH HILL!
./undo greendaygator 9001
*kicks Morg,* /summon lucho019
OUR HILL!
Your not a crafter, you can't summon.
Lucho uses the magical and godly operator powers to take t3dd off of the hill, then lucho invites everyone for free drinks!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:24:05 pm
Never ran away, ponyproof wall. You, and ONLY YOU AND ME AND DELTA, may come in. *summons them in* OUR HILL!
Asks everyone to politely leave their hill and that to come up with more awesome ways to take over others hill
MAH HILL!
./undo greendaygator 9001
*kicks Morg,* /summon lucho019
OUR HILL!
While everyone was drinking, I pushed off everyone except for Lucho019 and EliteDelta64. Then, bedrock wall on whitelisted server. STILL OUR HILL!
Your not a crafter, you can't summon.
Lucho uses the magical and godly operator powers to take t3dd off of the hill, then lucho invites everyone for free drinks!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: morgosin on December 22, 2011, 11:27:50 pm

Your not a crafter, you can't summon.
Lucho uses the magical and godly operator powers to take t3dd off of the hill, then lucho invites everyone for free drinks!


Get princess celestia to teleport him inside and make everone else into rabbits then makes a magical shield to keep everyone, and the bunnies off the hill!!
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FraOJy.png&hash=eda045aa4c2877df314c35533062e317)

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:29:48 pm
*finds hill in Enderdragon Forest* *claims hill* *puts up the barriers and puts it on a whitelisted server* MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: morgosin on December 22, 2011, 11:35:17 pm
*finds hill in Enderdragon Forest* *claims hill* *puts up the barriers and puts it on a whitelisted server* MY HILL!

You can't change hills this is a ONE HILL BATTLE...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 22, 2011, 11:37:29 pm
*finds hill in Enderdragon Forest* *claims hill* *puts up the barriers and puts it on a whitelisted server* MY HILL!

You can't change hills this is a ONE HILL BATTLE...
Relkeb never said that. STILL MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 23, 2011, 04:46:16 am
*Posts ban appeal* "Yay, accep... Oh, this is still going on." *Destroys all hills except one* "There you go, carry on with the blood and gore."

NOT MY HILL... Yet...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 23, 2011, 11:06:21 am
My hill.


(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fimagebuzz%2Fweb05%2F2011%2F5%2F13%2F15%2Fdeal-with-it-14956-1305315249-42.jpg&hash=8769739439d3484324d8e36eb16ead5d)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 23, 2011, 02:43:18 pm
*Claw's bodyguard with sunglasses dies of old age*

Not so tough without your son now, are ya?

MY HILL If only my name was the color of my hill...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 23, 2011, 02:55:07 pm
*Claw's bodyguard with sunglasses dies of old age*

Not so tough without your son now, are ya?

MY HILL If only my name was the color of my hill...

Then he comes back to life as Gandalf the White. Whatcha going to do now? :P
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 23, 2011, 03:16:24 pm
Damn you claw, I can't think of anything!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 23, 2011, 03:34:06 pm
he get's a heart attack of all the action he has to do.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 03:53:25 pm
*gives Terrewee 9001 bags of Golden Apples in exchange for hill*  *puts Admincrete around hill and summons Delta in*

OUR HILL!

 ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 23, 2011, 05:26:29 pm
*gives Terrewee 9001 bags of Golden Apples in exchange for hill*  *puts Admincrete around hill and summons Delta in*

OUR HILL!

 ;D

Terre refuses the apples as they are worthless. He then invites me for Gandalf's funeral and we make friends and stay :)

Our hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 05:31:37 pm
*trades 1000000000 Diamond Blocks for hill*

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 23, 2011, 06:47:45 pm
*trades 1000000000 Diamond Blocks for hill*

MY HILL!
just so you know, i can't be bribed...
my friend once tried to give me $$200$$ (euros) for "not seeing" something
I refused
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on December 23, 2011, 07:10:12 pm
*trades 1000000000 Diamond Blocks for hill*

MY HILL!
You didn't buy the right hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 07:28:31 pm
Maybe, but it's still a hill.

OUR HILLS!

t3dd123
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 07:32:05 pm
Maybe, but it's still a hill.

OUR HILLS!

t3dd123
Tedd, please stop putting your name in different colors in the post, we know its you by looking at your name to the left.

Anyways, I Pay off raul to be on my side for a day and we kill you. Then I ask my friend jilly bob Ray moooooooon (What the fruck?) to take him to a dump site.

My hill! (oh and raul's if he wants)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 07:35:27 pm
You killed a dummy.     I walk up behind you while you are taking a walk, push you, and in your ear, scream "MY HILL!"
 8)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 07:37:03 pm
You killed a dummy.     I walk up behind you while you are taking a walk, push you, and in your ear, scream "MY HILL!"
 8)
I wasnt taking a walk.
While you were sleeping i asked my friend billy bob jilly ray mooooooon to kill you. It does.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 07:39:56 pm
He missed. I sneak into your home while you sleep, throw the bed to your Creeper Farm, and the Creepers explode, forming the following words: MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 07:42:46 pm
He missed. I sneak into your home while you sleep, throw the bed to your Creeper Farm, and the Creepers explode, forming the following words: MY HILL!
I never sleep. you know that ;)

I said my army of Creepers to your hill, while your making your husband a sandwich, they blow up.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 07:45:44 pm
I'm single, with an Admincrete house.

I put my Creeper Bomb in your room with a note on the door: "To Soul, MY HILL! signed, t3dd123"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 07:48:03 pm
I'm single, with an Admincrete house.

I put my Creeper Bomb in your room with a note on the door: "To Soul, MY HILL! signed, t3dd123"
ahahaha, your single :P
I make the Creeper Bomb disabled, then i  look at the note, and i say, "oh, its on!" and i reap your Soul. Game Over

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 07:51:33 pm
You got the wrong t3dd123. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 07:55:07 pm
You got the wrong t3dd123. MY HILL!
nope.

my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 08:07:32 pm
Soul, click on this. It's a video with music.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

And while he watches that, I claim the hill. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 08:20:34 pm
i dont click on random links.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 23, 2011, 08:23:51 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! You lost the game, and the hill. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 23, 2011, 08:26:18 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! You lost the game, and the hill. MY HILL!
what?

I shoot you while you...song?

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 23, 2011, 08:49:49 pm
I'm single, with an Admincrete house.

I put my Creeper Bomb in your room with a note on the door: "To Soul, MY HILL! signed, t3dd123"

There is no "Admincrete" house.

Therefore all your posts are only true if there is such thing as "Admincrete".

Your arguement is invalid.

My hill.

PS. Oh and don't try to bribe me/pay me, I don't accept.
PPS. Don't bother trying to tunnel under the hill... There is a... nasty... suprise waiting for anyone who does.
PPPS. I like trains.
PPPPS. Next person to come gets hit by a train.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 24, 2011, 12:20:47 am
I become professor layton, and tell "cocky claw" solve this puzzle or i get this hill,

claw fails and it becomes...

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Complicated_Name on December 24, 2011, 12:24:48 am
I become professor layton, and tell "cocky claw" solve this puzzle or i get this hill,

claw fails and it becomes...

MY HILL
Goes ninja all over Ouch_ouch's ass, and takes the hill

Mah Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 12:46:13 am
I sneak in, and give Lucho Golden Apples to live with him on the hill. OUR HILL!

ps. Admincrete is another name for Bedrock.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 24, 2011, 12:58:46 am
you both choke on the apples.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 24, 2011, 01:02:35 am
I sneak in, and give Lucho Golden Apples to live with him on the hill. OUR HILL!

ps. Admincrete is another name for Bedrock.

Dude, be creative. Every single post is about you bribing with golden apples nobody wants, or hitting people with golden apples nobody needs.

Anyway, the stench of apples still fills the hill. I gas the hill, and wait for you to all choke out. You call a doctor, but unfortunatly... The apples will keep the doctors away for many many days.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SoulKnightGT on December 24, 2011, 01:54:58 am
I sneak in, and give Lucho Golden Apples to live with him on the hill. OUR HILL!

ps. Admincrete is another name for Bedrock.

Dude, be creative. Every single post is about you bribing with golden apples nobody wants, or hitting people with golden apples nobody needs.

Anyway, the stench of apples still fills the hill. I gas the hill, and wait for you to all choke out. You call a doctor, but unfortunatly... The apples will keep the doctors away for many many days.

My hill
See, now THATS creative.
So I join up with Claw and i give him a Brick and he accepts it. Then we party with Crystal Meth and he faints. i drag him out the hill and i run up the hill saying, "im gonna win Gunner! im gunna wiiin!"


My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 02:08:14 am
I never choked. I sneak up behind Soul, and throw him to Creeper Woods, where he gets blown up. My assistant, EliteDelta64, launches firework in this pattern: OUR HILL!


The hill is ours. The hill is ours. The hill is ours. The hill is ours. The hill is ours.
   ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Complicated_Name on December 24, 2011, 02:08:57 am
I OD Soul with weed, then drag his unconscious body and I dig a hole, then I drop him in the hole, then cover it up, after I put my dog house ontop of the hole, then soul wakes up  ;D

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 02:11:35 am
I tie up Lucho, saying: I will live on the hill with you, or you die. He says yes. I say...


OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 24, 2011, 02:42:21 am
i give him a Brick

Big... Mistake...


(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg412.imageshack.us%2Fimg412%2F7208%2Fnorrisw.png&hash=f656666b1d0ca6db1add987cf5aea707)


My hill.

P.S. Yay for bad editing!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 02:46:00 am
Decode this: 01000110 01100001 01100011 01100101 01110000 01100001 01101100 01101101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100101 01110000 01101001 01100011 00101110

You try to decode it. While you are looking for a translator, I tranquilize you, throw you to my inescapable prison, and scream: MY HILL!

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fimgres%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Brlz%3D1C1TSNF_enUS431US431%26amp%3Bbiw%3D1366%26amp%3Bbih%3D667%26amp%3Btbm%3Disch%26amp%3Bprmd%3Dimvns%26amp%3Btbnid%3DRSdTy2Htu0_NTM%3A%26amp%3Bimgrefurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Frob.nu%2Fcategory%2Fspecials%2Ffacepalm%2F%26amp%3Bdocid%3DopbC1Z4yKG3XHM%26amp%3Bimgurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Frob.nu%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F09%2Ffacepalm9.jpg%26amp%3Bw%3D800%26amp%3Bh%3D600%26amp%3Bei%3Drjv1TorxDYaQsQKCmMzaAQ%26amp%3Bzoom%3D1&hash=4128d73bc83d7eb506a519b618999383)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on December 24, 2011, 02:53:05 am
I join in this stupid game for the first time and have no idea what I'm getting into.  Anyway... I bring my friend Chuck Norris with me who facepalms t3d so hard that she is thrown off the hill and into a disused well.

My hill.

(Obviously Chuck Norris is impervious to tranquilizer.)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 02:59:14 am
The art of the Facepalm brings me out of the well and lets me pwn "Chuck Norris". Jimmy, I have mastered the art of the Facepalm, so I am unbeatable! To get the 1 way to beat me, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e

You will never beat me without the secret.

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: magicdude269 on December 24, 2011, 03:53:07 am
I bring former soviet russia who blows up chuck norris with a nuclear tomahawk missle. my hill :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 04:11:31 am
Deflected by me, the Master of the Facepalm.

MY HILL!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yep, that happened.

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fimgres%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Brlz%3D1C1TSNF_enUS431US431%26amp%3Bbiw%3D1366%26amp%3Bbih%3D667%26amp%3Btbm%3Disch%26amp%3Bprmd%3Dimvns%26amp%3Btbnid%3DLTv7v6QWYGkT-M%3A%26amp%3Bimgrefurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Furkel8534.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FFacepalm-ID-171205672%26amp%3Bdocid%3DBNZA0wMjK_9t2M%26amp%3Bimgurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F194%2F6%2Fb%2FFacepalm_ID_by_urkel8534.jpg%26amp%3Bw%3D750%26amp%3Bh%3D600%26amp%3Bei%3Dj1D1TtvxJ-zhsQKNwbXDAQ%26amp%3Bzoom%3D1&hash=158a1b2400141b375b8c27161599be97) <--- Me.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: raul7legend on December 24, 2011, 10:18:48 am
Deflected by me, the Master of the Facepalm.

MY HILL!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yep, that happened.

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fimgres%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Brlz%3D1C1TSNF_enUS431US431%26amp%3Bbiw%3D1366%26amp%3Bbih%3D667%26amp%3Btbm%3Disch%26amp%3Bprmd%3Dimvns%26amp%3Btbnid%3DLTv7v6QWYGkT-M%3A%26amp%3Bimgrefurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Furkel8534.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FFacepalm-ID-171205672%26amp%3Bdocid%3DBNZA0wMjK_9t2M%26amp%3Bimgurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F194%2F6%2Fb%2FFacepalm_ID_by_urkel8534.jpg%26amp%3Bw%3D750%26amp%3Bh%3D600%26amp%3Bei%3Dj1D1TtvxJ-zhsQKNwbXDAQ%26amp%3Bzoom%3D1&hash=158a1b2400141b375b8c27161599be97) <--- Me.
Meh, you suck at facepalming.
I kick you off the hill and take the unoccupied hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on December 24, 2011, 03:28:16 pm
I take the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from King Arthur and release it after counting to three  towards Raul7legend.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on December 24, 2011, 03:32:01 pm
If you released it AFTER counting to three then you're dead.  My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 04:04:01 pm
I stroll up the hill, and throw Jimmy off the hill. I then scream, MY HILL!

:)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 24, 2011, 07:56:13 pm
I tell t3dd a secret, a secret so corrupt that she becomes corrupt herself,

So corrupt that she leaves the hill and doesn't return for atleast 5 days(real days) to become uncorrupt,

While she goes i take the hill and make the hill corrupt, meaning you can only take the hill from me in a corrupt way, All and all...

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on December 24, 2011, 08:29:33 pm
I run up the hill screaming "AAAHHH" and shoot ouch_ouch in the face with an ak-47

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 24, 2011, 08:50:48 pm
I run up the hill screaming "AAAHHH" and shoot ouch_ouch in the face with an ak-47

MY HILL.

not corrupt enough so its still

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 24, 2011, 09:54:50 pm
I send my uncorruptable army at you, which all blow up in your face, in this pattern: MY HILL!

Pwned. ;D Pwned.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on December 25, 2011, 02:57:46 am
I tell Teddy that i want to play Spleef with her. She says yes. I tell her I will meet her there.
My Hill that is still corrupt
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on December 25, 2011, 05:48:15 am
I strap myself into the Odin, and lay waste to logan5353 and his defenses.

MY HILL


If u got my reference, u get 200 internetz.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on December 25, 2011, 11:52:01 am
I run up the hill screaming "AAAHHH" and shoot ouch_ouch in the face with an ak-47

MY HILL.

not corrupt enough so its still

MY HILL
DAMN IT!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 03:59:26 pm
I get my teddy bear army, led by Teddy Chuck Norris, and own your sorry butts!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 25, 2011, 04:08:34 pm
i set them on fire, i play christmas music and invite everyone on the hill for a party :D
Party hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 04:45:25 pm
I walk up, change the music to Never Gonna Give You Up with earplugs for me, kick all of you off after you faint, pour VERY hot water on all of you, and scream, MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on December 25, 2011, 05:03:25 pm
I run up behind t3d and stab her in the back and bury here in um... The ground.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 05:22:32 pm
Bedrock armor. You forgot to say my hill, so...

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dumbbomb(sexyleopard) on December 25, 2011, 05:28:51 pm
*Straps TNT to teds back and pushes her down the hill* 
MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 25, 2011, 05:33:35 pm
I declare this as my hill there fore i use the power of the great hills to take anyone on the hill off the hill. there is then no one on the hill.

it becomes MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 05:43:24 pm
I ignore Who-Was-It's post and go to this.

I go to the hill, ready my Bedrock cannon with Bedrock Cannonballs, wearing Bedrock Armor with Bedrock Arrows and a Bedrock Bow. (Arrow type bow)
I launch the Cannonball, and Who-Was-It falls, begging for mercy. I say, "I spare you for the Hill." He says, "OK."

I make my fortress out of Bedrock, so to allow room for the Bedrock Cannons and Bedrock Catapults.

I say, "STAY OFF OF MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 25, 2011, 05:46:43 pm
I come walking into the country of this hill with a box, a special box.
I gracefully approach this mound in the field wearing a long cape, which gives me a "evil" looking personality. This appearance starts to make your lip tremble, tremble with fear, an uncontrollable fear of bad things to come.

I reach the bottom of this hill and place my box. Of course you wonder, what could be in this box, so you come from the top of the hill to the bottom to get a closer look. As I invite you to peep into the box, you feel something attracting you, pulling you, sucking you into this box, what magic could I possess you wonder to your self as this force attracts you to the wooden base of my cage. The second your outstretched body hits the base, the lid closes trapping you in this, somewhat tardis like, box. I grab this box and fold it down to fit into my pocket, once an arms length long now only few centimetres in length. Slowly I move up this hill; my movement is almost a glide as if I had some supernatural powers.

I reach the top and ponder on what it looks like, the hill is bare but covered in ruins from previous battles. I can see teeth and blood all over this place, it wasn't the nicest of views but it is one I'm similar with over my time. As I stood there, I become wanting, wanting of a house, a home in this empty space of so many events. And with my desire insight I conjured up a palace. I stroll into this newly made structure and rested my weight on a throne made of the most rarest of materials waiting for someone to challenge my reign over this kingdom.

I believe this is MY HILL.

(Can the next person please be as creative as me, I don't want some one going "I come in knocked him out my hill" as that is crap, if you want to take the hill you must really make a story out of it)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 07:14:05 pm
NO FAIR! You used the same one as last time. How creative.  ::)

I say this is MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spamarian on December 25, 2011, 07:17:27 pm
I make my self stealth with dirt in the face. I get my weapon. I walk to a clear and perfect for watching place. I shoot you, and then the hill is free for me..

My Hill! So simply..:P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 25, 2011, 07:30:52 pm
You missed. I swing you until you are dizzy, then throw you into an endless maze. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on December 25, 2011, 07:41:22 pm
I corrupt ouch so much that he curls up an dies by telling him my teachers name.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on December 25, 2011, 10:50:16 pm
Chuck Norris.



MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 25, 2011, 11:54:46 pm
Something Magical just happened!
In this world, and all others, bedrock suddenly lost power!
Bedrock is now no stronger than dirt!

No more bedrock this, that and the other guys, getting a bit repetitive :P
Be creative!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 26, 2011, 07:40:02 pm
i creatively shout "my hill"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on December 27, 2011, 12:33:11 am
i creatively shout "my hill"
I can't see myself beating that tbh.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on December 28, 2011, 08:23:51 pm
I charge at Terrewee on the hill but he has a bow and arrow.
I take an arrow in the knee and don't get the hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 28, 2011, 08:38:43 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2009%2F11%2F23%2F129035010518359014.jpg&hash=30f98740c89e9e4f4e7431b620b7a5a8)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 29, 2011, 12:06:33 am
You get absorbed into the cuteness of the photo, I swing you ALL the way to The End with no weapons, and scream:

MY HILL! (https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ09u2s5mCF8adf11CDBmXvVX8ZQWpuzBzn6ZlfyJ3zyZccHT0L5w)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWPIHohubtx71B8as3CQMobJ20mVq5kfrJEjB5ASl0oyz1CQDHwg)

The battle between these two takes 10 posts. During the battle, all who go through(besides me, I am immune) will be zapped by the evil and good, balancing each other. It takes so long because the bad guy has FIVE FORMS.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on December 29, 2011, 12:24:24 am
Elite offers Luma a cute little kitten, and she starts to walk toward him, but by the time she notices the spike pit it's too late. She falls in, but manages to dodge the spikes, only to have lava poured onto her.
She evades it, and traps herself in a tiny 1x1 hole at bedrock level. Due to claw's earlier post, bedrock no longer has the power to be indestructable, so I simply destroy the block below her and she falls into the merciless void, never to be seen again....

pwnage

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on December 29, 2011, 01:47:44 am
Did you even READ my post? 8 posts of invincibility left. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on December 29, 2011, 03:22:10 am
Did you even READ my post? 8 posts of invincibility left. MY HILL!

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frighttruth.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00d83451c49a69e201538e1ed9d6970b-320wi&hash=8fa030db4353eb07858afb5f0870e135)
:P
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on December 29, 2011, 12:12:55 pm
I'ma throw you off of the hill with these:
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flixya.com%2Ffiles-photo%2Fj%2Fu%2Fs%2Fjustemptyheart1992467.jpg&hash=76acdacb08c032c848286487cea2c817)

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on December 29, 2011, 03:19:56 pm
I make a sexist joke within earshot of the women, they get very angry and charge down the hill at me.  When they are at the bottom of the hill I trap them there with a huge pile of trashy romantic literature.  I leisurely walk back to the top.

My Hill. 
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: arsenic_shark on December 31, 2011, 02:37:25 pm
I come back from a leisurely break and find my hill has be taken again. Waiting in the shadows of my cave lair, I produce the most evilness of plans imaginable; written on a paper given to me by the masters of the undead. These plans are so evil even hearing them would make your ears bleed, bleed days on end until all the goodness of you seeped out leaving the must of pure evilness.

With my deeds set in stone I make my way to this hill that so many try to conquer. After a trek through dessert like terrain and swamping through marshy forests I arrive at the place I have so longed to own again. My desires are present in my eyes, therefore I whip out the staff of peril to cast a storm. This storm is strong, very strong. So strong it destroys the settlement you had built on the hill, leaving just the clothes on your back.

With you now defenceless. As I walk up this hill, strangely without me casting any spell, the plants all die the second I walk past them. This produces an air about me, with my cape flapping in the wind and leaving a path of death. Making my way up this hill you start to fell weak in the knees, your lip starts to tremble, your body starts to shiver uncontrollably. You know this is the end for you, as I walk past the graveyard of broken souls who have fallen in their attempt to rise above us all.

I stand above you, like an eagle about to eat its pray, using my staff i rise your chin so you can see into my eyes. As you peer into my eyeballs you see death itself. You feel like time has stopped and you no longer need to exist, and at the very moment you take your life ending it on top of this rain swept, hurricane hit, bog area of the hill.

Little did you know that once my staff touched your chin it let a secret into your head, a secret which grew and grew until the moment you looked into my eyes. Once looking into my eyes you realised that the secret was right and there was only one way to stop it from happening right then and forever afterwards. You did what you thought was right. Suicide.

What was the secret you, the reader, might be wondering-well its one word and that one word decribes not only this situation but the whole of this topic. GREED

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 01, 2012, 01:40:07 am
I come back from a leisurely break and find my hill has be taken again. Waiting in the shadows of my cave lair, I produce the most evilness of plans imaginable; written on a paper given to me by the masters of the undead. These plans are so evil even hearing them would make your ears bleed, bleed days on end until all the goodness of you seeped out leaving the must of pure evilness.

With my deeds set in stone I make my way to this hill that so many try to conquer. After a trek through dessert like terrain and swamping through marshy forests I arrive at the place I have so longed to own again. My desires are present in my eyes, therefore I whip out the staff of peril to cast a storm. This storm is strong, very strong. So strong it destroys the settlement you had built on the hill, leaving just the clothes on your back.

With you now defenceless. As I walk up this hill, strangely without me casting any spell, the plants all die the second I walk past them. This produces an air about me, with my cape flapping in the wind and leaving a path of death. Making my way up this hill you start to fell weak in the knees, your lip starts to tremble, your body starts to shiver uncontrollably. You know this is the end for you, as I walk past the graveyard of broken souls who have fallen in their attempt to rise above us all.

I stand above you, like an eagle about to eat its pray, using my staff i rise your chin so you can see into my eyes. As you peer into my eyeballs you see death itself. You feel like time has stopped and you no longer need to exist, and at the very moment you take your life ending it on top of this rain swept, hurricane hit, bog area of the hill.

Little did you know that once my staff touched your chin it let a secret into your head, a secret which grew and grew until the moment you looked into my eyes. Once looking into my eyes you realised that the secret was right and there was only one way to stop it from happening right then and forever afterwards. You did what you thought was right. Suicide.

What was the secret you, the reader, might be wondering-well its one word and that one word decribes not only this situation but the whole of this topic. GREED

my hill


And then I woke up. I found that I had entered a dream world, and I needed to kill myself to wake up. (Think Inception).

I find myself, back in the real world, on a small, grassy hill.

I claim it as my own.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Raichor on January 01, 2012, 03:11:39 am
You open the door to your house on the hill, stetching lighly as you yawn. you look around and notice a huge looming shadow from right above you, looking up, you see a large object in the air; almost completley blocking the sun, you run into you house preparing traps and weapons gathering all you can find, getting ready for whatevers coming next. Then as you dash towards the door theres a colosal low rumble, you tremble at your knees worried and afriad, another huge low rumble, then a blinding blue light. everything goes black.

You wake up sometime later bruised and battered. As you beign to come awake you notice your leg is pinned beneath a huge wooden beam, and as the rest of the world comes into focus you realise your house has been destroyed, burned to rumble in a single flash of light. you slowly push the beam of your leg; gasping in pain. Getting up you notice your crossbow is by your side, you pick it up and look for an exit, out of this suffocating rubble. Three minutes later you find one and start to climb out. As you breath the cold air in deeply you look up checking for any imediate danger....nothing. Then from a distance of to the east you notice a rumble and figure aproaching from over the desert. You note Large floating metal thing bursting out blue flame behind them. The figures seem to be clad in some sort of unknown metal, they hold long rectangle like object sin their hands, aiming them forwards, you notice the large floating metal objects have the same things but bigger. Then comes into your view something trully horiffying, a Titanous beast much like a wingless dragon walks at a steady pace with the figures, hung loose around its head are skulls with tendrils of flesh still attached, it lets out a gargantuan roar and starts running towards your hill as if it has got your scent, the figures start to charge and the floating metal object seem to stop at a certain point out of reach.

The Huge beast clambers up the hill looking around for prey, you duck under a post as it pass over, jumping up you stab it from underneath, it stumbles and falls, with a sense of victory you charge at the figures but before you can get even within 30 feet of them a beam of blue light erupts from the objects they hold, you stumble, waver and fall to you knees, thinking its all over. A large metal object apears out of nowhere and out of it comes a metal clad warrior. you look up to him and tremble with fear, pleading for mercy.

I look down on you and say this is MY HILL

three months later you wake up inside a weird cell made of that unknown metal that you have come to call Paladinium.

I look out over my headquarters CV55-hovertanks lined up neatly outside the vehicle Deployment, Warriors with their guns prepped line the towering indestructible paladinium walls. FV25 battlesuits ready to be mounted and use, And then I look up to my collosal dropship it size alone created a sense of unease, the rail guns lining its edge even more-so. And the centre of it ; the orbital laser, prepped and ready to demolish anything in its path. I look out among all this and think to myself MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 01, 2012, 03:24:26 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F154%2F912%2Fberneydidnotread.gif&hash=8b34b562545387c90ceeb2eb7908af9d)

My hill.


Sorry, couldn't resist it :P Please, back to the long stories, they are awesome!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Raichor on January 01, 2012, 03:47:45 am
I was gonna put something else but then i though it wouldnt be a good idea so i just thought i would show you this.....
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.uvumi.com%2Fphotos%2F1133%2Fbig%2Fannoyed.jpg&hash=77ae8ff8e2ecaf0393cfd7b16a696d43) :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 01, 2012, 06:42:39 pm
Unless this post is an invincipost, the hill is fair game. Yep, this is a story of some sort, but also an invincipost. Withou

I wake up in a nice world, which is filled with hills. Sadly, the only hill available is across a very very very very very long wall. I somehow get to the hill, and find Golden Apples in a chest with my name on it-literally. The hill cannot be reached unless you post how I reached the hill, because you must reach it the same way. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 04, 2012, 06:42:11 pm
I killed you and you were in heaven. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: xcanox on January 04, 2012, 06:59:52 pm
*climbs up onto the hill holding a high-quality stereo system with Justin Bieber playing*
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 04, 2012, 07:19:43 pm
*sneaks up behind cano and puts headphones in his ears playing justinbieber singing friday* Beat that. :/
Cano runs off screaming "Your hill, your hill!" He was right.

MY HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 04, 2012, 07:21:36 pm
Runs up and stabs elite in the face with a swiss army knife.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 04, 2012, 07:35:08 pm
How original... Oh well it still hurt. :/
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 04, 2012, 07:37:31 pm
How original... Oh well it still hurt. :/
Damn right it did

Still my Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on January 04, 2012, 07:49:27 pm
I press F5 to make it rain, this rusts up Kian's pathetic knife.  I run up the hill and yell "Boo!" in Kian's ear.  He runs away like a big girl.  :P

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 04, 2012, 07:51:25 pm
I trick you into pressing alt+F4 and while you're gone i take the hill and create a huge doom castle of........doom. gaurded by 10 ender dragons 1000 endermen and 1,000,000 creepers (the castle is explosion proof as it is obsidian :P ) also the way in has been sealed by an ender enchantment that if you go passed the door you will turn into one of my endermen slaves :P MY HILL/castle
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 04, 2012, 08:38:44 pm
Roundhouse kicks Joshbegnet's ass off the face of the earth,
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 04, 2012, 09:03:54 pm
Only chucknorris can do that, so that is exactly who I hire to exterminate Xplozziv.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 05, 2012, 08:20:39 am
counters, And slips on a ghillie suit and slots Chuck norris and Elitedelta and runs up the hill and lies down and camps with his L85.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 05, 2012, 10:06:07 am
I fly into the castle and stab Xplo in the back with my new butcher knife.
(thats right people I like knifes)

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 05, 2012, 04:01:21 pm
MY HILL
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F0810%2Fim-sorry-demotivational-poster-1225093639.jpg&hash=233d50863d7ff5d0f06e0aa205ec32a2)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 05, 2012, 05:21:53 pm
I drop a nuke on that badass sink and stabs josh with my unrustable Swiss army knife
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on January 06, 2012, 02:31:59 am
though you are too busy teabagging him and pointing at him with your wee little swiss knife.
I claim the hill as my own.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CoolDude on January 06, 2012, 03:51:09 am
Juls then sees CoolDude, and due to his amazing coolness he becomes blinded and decides to give up the hill. CoolDude then creates an ultimate coolness barrier to protect him from uncool attackers.        MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on January 06, 2012, 05:46:06 am
I put on my amazingly cooler than cool shades. Pass through the barrier with ease,
and lift and throws CoolDude out of the hill. I invite every other member in
Opticraft and invite CoolDude just to uninvite him when he gets to the hill.
Me and the other opticrafters have fun while CoolDude just sits in his
crater of shamely shameness.

I and my opticrafters's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 06, 2012, 06:54:56 pm
Well I'm gonna give you my Swiss army knife as gratitude.

Still all the opticraftrs (apart from cool dudes) hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on January 06, 2012, 06:59:10 pm
While all the opticrafters are busy partying, I poison the sausage rolls (and vegetarian equivalents)! >:D One by one the partiers drop like flies, leaving me the undisputed master of this mound of dirt.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 06, 2012, 07:06:05 pm
Stops the poisoning by unpoisioning them :D
Opticrafter's hill!
Until. I said ip-ban and every one left screaming for the canyon's
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CrimsonRaider on January 06, 2012, 09:59:55 pm
I teleport to you, ban you, rollback all damage to the hill and build an obsidian fortress with indestructible gates that destroy your diamond pick or diamond or sticks or crafting table if you come in. Or tnt. Or any item in your inventory. And do 9 damage.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 06, 2012, 10:00:57 pm
you forgot to say my hill so.... MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CrimsonRaider on January 06, 2012, 10:02:26 pm
MY.. sheet.

I ban you too.

MAH HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 06, 2012, 10:07:48 pm
You can't ban!
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 06, 2012, 10:13:31 pm
It is not not not not not not not not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not   my hill but because you cant be bothered to count the not's it is not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  not not  MY HILL! :P (btw those are double negatives)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 06, 2012, 10:15:11 pm
You have 91nots

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 06, 2012, 10:18:51 pm
Will you where busy counting the nots in that post to re-check i claimed the hill MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 06, 2012, 10:19:45 pm
I didn't recheck

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JoshBegent on January 06, 2012, 10:25:12 pm
I run up the hill steal your diamond pixaxe you run after me not noticeing the hole in the gorund i dug and you fall in, I then look down on you in the hole as you try and fail to jump and climb out. i then place some dirt in the air above you, put some sand on top )just enough to fill the hole, and get rid of the dirt blocks, the sand falls on you, and you suffocate only to respawn 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away from the hill, i then claim the hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 07, 2012, 04:01:43 am
I shank joshbegent with my awesome knife of brony-ness.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 07, 2012, 10:11:55 am
I necro-post and scare the hell out of elit!

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 08, 2012, 11:44:46 pm
You take 'the morning after' pill. You die.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 09, 2012, 09:02:04 pm
  :D you made a funny! Umm I can't think of a comeback so.

Your hill...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 09, 2012, 09:05:34 pm
I go ninja on all your arses
 My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 10, 2012, 12:41:57 am
After waking from hibernation in an Obsidian shelter under the hill, I see the hill with you on it. I fill my bucket with lava near a cave, lure you to a 4 block deep pit, and pour down the lava. Did you REALLY think the hill wouldn't be mine in the end? MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: littlej11 on January 10, 2012, 01:26:08 am
After waking from hibernation in an Obsidian shelter under the hill, I see the hill with you on it. I fill my bucket with lava near a cave, lure you to a 4 block deep pit, and pour down the lava. Did you REALLY think the hill wouldn't be mine in the end? MY HILL!
You fail and fall into the lava pit you just made.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 10, 2012, 02:05:27 am
I respawn on the hill, put said hill on a server, and ban you. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: littlej11 on January 10, 2012, 03:04:18 am
I go hacker get onto the server, ban you, and take over the hill. Once again-

MY HILL!

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 10, 2012, 03:09:55 am
No. Just, no. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 10, 2012, 05:53:03 am
Why you 2 are arguing a pull out a sniper and head shot you for 100 points each
 My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 10, 2012, 02:10:39 pm
You all die of Aids.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Raichor on January 10, 2012, 03:50:22 pm
i build a fake hill and you all fight over that one while i take the real hill, i then destroy the fake hill with tnt. you all die. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 10, 2012, 04:04:09 pm
You all died, due to a paranormal death, except me.
MAH HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Raichor on January 10, 2012, 04:09:29 pm
as i just died i become a ghost and kill you. then through some weird paranormal portal i come back to life and take the hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 10, 2012, 06:28:37 pm
I kill raichor.(I'm not that creative today)

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 10, 2012, 08:25:49 pm
I pull out a gravity hammer and own you

I
Then procede to destroy the hill with a heap of tnt
 
My destroyed hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on January 10, 2012, 10:46:12 pm
"I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee, he drives me around in his JCB" (Hope you get the reference :D)
I then proceed to move the pile of dirt, using the JCB, to a different location and painstakingly rebuild it to exact specifications.  I stick a flag in it (because that's how you officially take something) and triumphantly declare:
 
My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 10, 2012, 10:54:11 pm
I drop 100 nukes on the hill and surounding area the proceding radiation kills anything in the area and for good measure i fire some mortars at it i then procede to exclaim
 
No ones hill

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 10, 2012, 10:56:06 pm
Commits suicide..
Uhmm, yeah, so i guess, soooo..
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spartan on January 10, 2012, 10:56:25 pm
I send in a giant bunny and take the hill.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 10, 2012, 10:57:31 pm
Throws a carrot on Spartan_rain and the bunny attacks and kills Spartan.
MY HILL, AGAIN!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 10, 2012, 10:59:24 pm
Your bunny eats a radiation affected carrot and dies i then send in a few shermans and apc with orbital lazers on stand by that destroy anything that comes near the hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 10, 2012, 11:02:51 pm
And said shermans are guarding it for me. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 10, 2012, 11:04:54 pm
i use the orbital lazers on the shermans my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 10, 2012, 11:19:42 pm
Warps back to the beginning of hill's.
Walks up a unoccupied hill.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 11, 2012, 12:39:29 am
I go all out on getting Xplo into lava when he is on the hill, warp to when Relkeb started it, go between the 1st and second post, warp Relkeb to the present time hill, and in the past, say MY HILL! And also, TIMEPARODOX! Still YOSHI'S AND MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 11, 2012, 01:42:06 am
I go all out on getting Xplo into lava when he is on the hill, warp to when Relkeb started it, go between the 1st and second post, warp Relkeb to the present time hill, and in the past, say MY HILL! And also, TIMEPARODOX! Still YOSHI'S AND MY HILL!
You really need to cool it with the Yoshi crap.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 11, 2012, 03:15:05 am
I go all out on getting Xplo into lava when he is on the hill, warp to when Relkeb started it, go between the 1st and second post, warp Relkeb to the present time hill, and in the past, say MY HILL! And also, TIMEPARODOX! Still YOSHI'S AND MY HILL!
You really need to cool it with the Yoshi crap.
I couldn't agree any more.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 11, 2012, 03:30:27 am
I corrupt time and then make a black holes surrounding the hillnwhich sucks all of you in i then procede to get rid of the black holes and then i reverse time so they are back there while i csnnot be sucked into said blackholes
 
I then form these words out of some spare black holes

My hill and no yoshis allowed
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 11, 2012, 07:34:51 pm
Damn I'm not very creative these last few days,school has sucked all the happiness out of me(I went back on Monday) Umm,I take out a black hole reverser thing...and reverse the black holes... Then I take out my trusted (spare) Swiss army knife and hurl it as hard as I can at destroy8r9's face.

My hill (at last)!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 11, 2012, 09:30:48 pm
I dodge it and then when you try to take the hill i just tell you to gtfo and you run away from fear as i am surrounded by darkness

My hill forever
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 12, 2012, 01:43:03 am
I find a way to get on hill and make it literally impossible to take it.

this game is officially over. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 12, 2012, 01:47:19 am
Stop trying to end the game by saying "nobody can take it blahblahblah" and just explain how you took it from the previous owner!
 
*EliteDelta kills hammondsben with his M16
MY HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 12, 2012, 06:57:30 am
I shoot you with a anti matter cannon goodbye forever elite


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 12, 2012, 08:38:56 am
You get alzheimers and forget it's your hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 12, 2012, 08:00:41 pm
Hmm mm mm you get amnesia and move to another server!

My hill (ha)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 12, 2012, 08:10:55 pm
Ima firing my lazzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

My hill forever
:P :P :P :P  :P :P :P :P :P  :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 12, 2012, 08:18:33 pm
i get my anti lazah shield and kick ur ass destro, mano to mano
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 12, 2012, 08:39:03 pm
I use my anti shield lazer on your anti lazer shield I also get you with a gravity hammer for good measure still my hill

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on January 12, 2012, 11:02:47 pm
I wake from sleep and see the hill taken. I have to go to before Des butted in, and I stop him from ever getting the hill. I reclaim the hill, with the flag I put saying: MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 02:08:58 am
I realise all the idiots are on the wrong hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 13, 2012, 04:09:15 am
I realise all the idiots are on the wrong hill.
rofl

I knock hammondsben off the hill with my awesome justin bieber hair that can't be cut, foo. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 05:31:45 am
I get a army of rebecca blacks to sing friday and scare elite off .

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on January 13, 2012, 05:33:25 am
I ping rebecca's location on the internet, and she is instantly killed.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 13, 2012, 07:46:16 am
i ritually kill justin bieber and say to the fans that jm did it, and to the rest of the world that jm was gunna save him.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 02:52:05 pm
i punch game in the face..... my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 13, 2012, 03:00:07 pm
I get Hammond arrested for violent abuse.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeeKay on January 13, 2012, 03:11:41 pm
I dress up as a police officer and fool you into thinking im arresting Hammond.
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 03:17:57 pm
I throw an elephant at you My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 13, 2012, 07:17:31 pm
I throw an elephant at you My HILL


The elephant explodes in mid-air (Its a well documented, scientific fact that Elephants explode when thrown. Trust me on this). The debris squashed everyone around it.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 13, 2012, 07:20:47 pm
I sneak up behind claw and break his neck while throwing him off so h can watch me barb wire the hill so no one can walk/climb/crawl or leisurely stroll up the hil.
 MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 13, 2012, 07:54:15 pm
i get myself a army of flying llama's and conquer the hill with they're awesomeness

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on January 13, 2012, 08:53:57 pm
I distract your army of flying llamas with a single small carrot.  They all fight over this tiny morsel until one remains, which is so exhausted that, when it tries to fly again, it reaches about 100 feet and then can't hold its own weight.  It falls like a furry comet (landing on gg) and makes llama soup when it hits the floor.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 13, 2012, 08:58:28 pm
I distract your army of flying llamas with a single small carrot.  They all fight over this tiny morsel until one remains, which is so exhausted that, when it tries to fly again, it reaches about 100 feet and then can't hold its own weight.  It falls like a furry comet (landing on gg) and makes llama soup when it hits the floor.

My hill.

I eat the Flying Llama soup, and gain Flying Llama powers (Think spiderman and spiders). I use my abilities to re-take the hill for myself!
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 13, 2012, 09:43:21 pm
then ill srike back with a horde of flying alpacas, led by alpaca man(claws brother).
and because claw cant kill his own brother the alpacas eat his flesh.

MY HILL(again)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 13, 2012, 10:22:52 pm
then ill srike back with a horde of flying alpacas, led by alpaca man(claws brother).
and because claw cant kill his own brother the alpacas eat his flesh.

MY HILL(again)

I call the 56th Airborne Camel Legion. They leave no alpacas standing.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Lightwave on January 13, 2012, 10:30:05 pm
I Nuke the whole world excluding the hill i then use my 100 jumpjets to finish off the camels and clawstrider. so there is no world, everyone is dead but me, and it is MY HILL :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 13, 2012, 10:40:44 pm
i jump in a time machine and go back to when it was my hill

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Lightwave on January 13, 2012, 10:44:11 pm
you doing that causes a paradox as time travel backwards is impossible because if it was ever achieved it would create a paradox...which would destroy everything into non-exsistance, so still my hill....or......No-ones hill and nothing ever exsisted
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on January 13, 2012, 10:47:57 pm
I create a new server that is completely unjoinable to everyone else and is impossible to hack. I create a hill and put anit-everything barriers around it (anit-everything also includes anit-matter.) MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Lightwave on January 13, 2012, 10:53:41 pm
I login to the server after hacking your minecraft account and using your minecraft account to get onto the server. I then use your server owner commands to make myself an op on the server, I then take the hill while leaving your account unloginable. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 13, 2012, 11:24:47 pm
i get a baby sloth and it turns back the world with its cuteness. and nobody can hurt a baby sloth so,

MY(and baby sloth's) hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 13, 2012, 11:45:25 pm
i get a baby sloth and it turns back the world with its cuteness. and nobody can hurt a baby sloth so,

MY(and baby sloth's) hill

I shoot the baby sloth.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 14, 2012, 02:05:41 am
I shoot you!

My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 14, 2012, 03:30:36 am
I shoot myself.

Your hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: clawstrider on January 14, 2012, 09:34:17 am
I shoot the shot which shot the shot. (Wait what?)

The goverment takes possesion of the hill.
The Nation's Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 14, 2012, 12:34:20 pm
dude claw, u kill baby sloth? u monster, u go to hell now.
and while ur away i conquer the hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 15, 2012, 06:12:44 pm
i call game stupid and he runs away crying My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 15, 2012, 06:16:39 pm
I destroy you all with my army of snow golems which you all run away from fear of them if you survive
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on January 15, 2012, 06:24:46 pm
The hill was never claimed by Destroy8r9

So I claim it mine.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 15, 2012, 09:33:47 pm
Since he never claimed it from me you cant just claim it as yours

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 16, 2012, 08:55:58 am
I recall my army of golems and this time send my wolfs with them. Then wolfs then overwhelm you with there cuteness and then golems atack while youre disarmed by the wolfs cuteness i then claim the hill as mine my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 16, 2012, 05:15:14 pm
I put destroys hill on foreclosure and claim it as

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 16, 2012, 08:20:44 pm
I send my golems to get it back my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 16, 2012, 10:37:45 pm
i throw skittles at destroy

MyHIll
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Missters on January 16, 2012, 10:39:29 pm
I take some skittles from Hammondsben and throws some in his eyes so he can't see, Then he runs away screaming..

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 17, 2012, 04:09:43 am
Ima firing my lazerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

My hill and i post sentys around the hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 17, 2012, 07:57:57 pm
realizes destroy obviously likes weapons so he puts a x box with call of duty at bottom of hill and he goes 2 play it MyHILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 17, 2012, 08:56:59 pm
I get bored of playing cod so i shoot you with a rpg and then have my orbital lazers cover the outside of my hill completly so they rotate i then shout.   My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 18, 2012, 08:02:58 pm
i teleport around the hill making the lazers get confused and shoot you. My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 18, 2012, 10:07:04 pm
As you goto shoot me i disapear and reappear behind you and stab you in the back with a energy blade


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 18, 2012, 11:28:11 pm
To much stabing (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fanimations.fg-a.com%2F4_bab_02.gif&hash=a6793e1b5f98aa1f7166538991d418af)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dumbbomb(sexyleopard) on January 18, 2012, 11:41:14 pm
I am a bomb so...BOOM....
Meh hill  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 18, 2012, 11:56:21 pm
you blow up
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dumbbomb(sexyleopard) on January 19, 2012, 12:04:22 am
Comes back to life and brings the army of trolls.the trolls troll you so much they troll your head off...tehehe
My hill...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 19, 2012, 12:10:02 am
But you can't troll a troller buy trade (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclean.alltheragefaces.com%2Fimg%2Ffaces%2Fpng%2Ftroll-troll-dad-full.png&hash=844a9888efddf67e5d5196fc98e58ef3)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 19, 2012, 04:45:32 pm
You didn't say my hill.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 19, 2012, 07:54:47 pm
kicks kian
MyHIll
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 19, 2012, 07:56:32 pm
Kicks ham back.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 19, 2012, 11:45:33 pm
Ha you can't kick you losers! :P

I give ham and kian sleeping pills and while they rest I put headphones on them that repeats the words "I am a greifer". They greif a trap and they get banned. They also get banned from the forums for posting a topic with the title: "Greif" and the message: "GreifGreifGreif GreifGreifGreif GreifGreifGreif GreifGreifGreif"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 20, 2012, 07:02:52 pm
You can't kick either+You didn't say my hill...

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 20, 2012, 07:12:45 pm
while they Where'nt on the hill kicking each other i walked up the hill and made a house found a hot blonde fell in love had children i then wen't to work to Megaupload then i got fired and the police wanted to arrest me and i shot the F.B.I in the base and they all blew up my story then changed into a Bruce Willis movie and i got retired and i lived happily ever after on the hill with no harassment.
The end.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on January 20, 2012, 07:38:54 pm
No the F.B.I killed you remember ::)

My hill due to faulty story.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 22, 2012, 06:49:34 pm
Fixes Xplozziv's story Xplo's Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 22, 2012, 10:49:58 pm
Im to ninja for all of you so

My hill  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 23, 2012, 09:17:02 pm
Pm troll's delta and delta die's due to so much troll. Me >.>  (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lmuk7efud31qidsbp.gif&hash=1a5d1d4acded71374d1235092cb04e1f)
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 24, 2012, 01:30:56 am
Pfft it was my hill so still my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dumbbomb(sexyleopard) on January 28, 2012, 03:06:49 pm
Randomly runs up and down the hill saying purple monkey dishwasher...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 29, 2012, 12:40:27 am
You didnt say my hill so its still my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 29, 2012, 02:10:10 am
Elite kills des. Happy?

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 29, 2012, 02:10:57 am
pfft you cat kill me im better then chuck norris i roundhousekick elite to the face owned my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on January 29, 2012, 02:17:45 am
Improbable parodox, nobody is better than chuck noris, world explodes, i start new one,
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 29, 2012, 02:28:32 am
Spikey i am chuck norris round house kicks sikey to the face my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JimmyWhiffler on January 29, 2012, 05:11:53 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris)

Chuck Norris is a 71 year old man, he therefore needs to go to the toilet about 10 times every night, while he is gone, I steal his false teeth.  He goes to the dentist, while he is gone I walk to the top of the abandoned hill. 

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 29, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
Travel back in time and bring my younger self back to the future i then procede to round house kick jimmy to the face he then also took a arrow in the knee :p my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Hammondsben on January 30, 2012, 03:11:40 am
brainwashed everyone about this game
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 30, 2012, 03:19:41 am
you fail to brainwash me so i then shoot an arrow in your knee you then die from overused jokes and the i claim the hill my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 30, 2012, 03:21:54 am
I kill destroy's ass with a machine gun. To make sure he's dead, I lock him in an iron box without air holes.

My hill >:D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 30, 2012, 03:28:42 am
i break out of the iron box because im invinciible i then procede to censored due to extremely graphic violence and then i walk up the hill and claim it as mine my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on January 30, 2012, 03:34:18 am
Youre dead.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 30, 2012, 03:50:54 am
im not dead im immortal i shoot you in the face with a bar my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on January 30, 2012, 04:14:14 am
I give Destroyer a strip of Bacon.
My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on January 30, 2012, 04:20:22 am
i dont want the bacon and slpa you with it instead my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on April 18, 2012, 02:54:09 pm
I necropost, confusing all

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 18, 2012, 04:43:51 pm
I bet you spent all night thinking that up... So I slap you with a book (Dictionary) (CHAMBERS!!)


MAH HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 19, 2012, 12:18:36 am
I FUS RO DAH Kian into Oblivion  :P


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: lLLEGAL on April 19, 2012, 12:35:44 am
Boo. All got scared.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 19, 2012, 07:34:37 am
I crawl of of oblivion and shoot you in the the face with my semi-automatic rifle.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on April 19, 2012, 08:04:02 am
i just walk up and stab you all with my posion blade then luagh at you all as you slowly die i then claim my hill for the assassin's
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Boshiwarrior on April 19, 2012, 02:42:35 pm
I use the heaven powers to grant the power that everyone can fly. Then when everyone is flying nobody is brothered to the hill anymore, I say: "MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 19, 2012, 02:54:43 pm
I...forget what I as gonna say and walk away to think...your hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 19, 2012, 09:44:46 pm
claims the hill while nobody's on it
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 20, 2012, 12:51:21 am
Headshot!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Tree Frog on April 20, 2012, 01:34:10 am
I make sizeable donation to Optical and get my own darn hill.   MY HILL.   ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 20, 2012, 03:26:46 am
Uses Mob Disguise to disguise myself as a Creeper to scare you off.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on April 20, 2012, 06:22:34 am
Banned
My hill....
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 20, 2012, 07:08:58 am
I point a gun between Logan with armour and Logan no armour and say "get on the ground!!" and ten I shoot and miss and shoot a bird....that lands on your head and kills you....both

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on April 20, 2012, 07:32:22 am
i am master troll and you all end up shooting yourselfs because of my uber trolling
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 20, 2012, 08:56:20 am
change into a chicken, and when you dont expect it, peck your eyes out. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Missters on April 20, 2012, 12:58:38 pm
catch u as a chicken, then boil u and eat u... MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on April 20, 2012, 02:19:00 pm
change u into a chiken and let you eat a chiken and then boile you
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on April 20, 2012, 02:24:07 pm
I throw dirt in your eyes.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 20, 2012, 05:42:07 pm
I throw poop in your eyes cos I'm a monkey!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 20, 2012, 08:02:15 pm
throw a banana to the moon. you follow it
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 20, 2012, 08:06:37 pm
A throw "game" out of your name and you follow it.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 20, 2012, 09:04:03 pm
I slowly sneak behind you only to insert a posion blade into your neck.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 20, 2012, 09:24:54 pm
I pull the poison blade out and throw it at your neck 'cos I'm invincible like that.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 20, 2012, 10:01:35 pm
I shoot your IGN off and you dissolve into...nothing

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 20, 2012, 11:00:28 pm
create myself out of the nothingness and give you a high five, in the face.... with a chair
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 20, 2012, 11:03:39 pm
I summon a flame atronanch to burn you to ashes

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on April 21, 2012, 05:41:17 am
i summon a water annnatoch to kil you my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 21, 2012, 12:10:39 pm
I don't know what a annotch is so I kill you with my cluelessness....

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 21, 2012, 12:59:56 pm
runs like a idiot towards you, just to kick you in the balls
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on April 21, 2012, 01:45:32 pm
post avideo of you dansing my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 21, 2012, 02:27:15 pm
I wedge an axe into your neck.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 21, 2012, 06:40:50 pm
post avideo of you dansing my hill

my dancing was better than yours btw.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 21, 2012, 06:41:34 pm
oh and doing a dropkick in your face
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 21, 2012, 06:46:47 pm
I shoot you at point-blank range, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 21, 2012, 07:55:59 pm
I shoot you at point -zero blank (HA!)

Meh Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 21, 2012, 08:04:00 pm
Types 13/0 in a calculator and throws it at you and you disappear.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 21, 2012, 08:53:17 pm
Lol...I sing and burst your eardrums (trust me, it hurts like a moda trucker)

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 21, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
I crush you with pistons  ;D

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Boshiwarrior on April 22, 2012, 01:24:02 pm
I just go to a lonely hill and say "MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on April 22, 2012, 04:03:37 pm
While your afk I put water on the hill so it washes you away

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 22, 2012, 05:58:39 pm
I levitate lava city ans spill it on you.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 22, 2012, 06:14:33 pm
I clean up the lava with water and drown you.

MY hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 22, 2012, 06:53:06 pm
I clean up the lava with water and drown you.

MY hill!
I take out my double-barrel-automatic-shotgun-rifle-thing and shoot you in all places.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on April 22, 2012, 07:38:57 pm
i can do the matrix. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 22, 2012, 08:57:06 pm
i can do the matrix. my hill
Gravity shift

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: minerman12321 on April 22, 2012, 11:39:22 pm
pay optical $1000000000 to /kill everyone except me

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TarynMai on April 23, 2012, 12:00:35 am
I have the command to kill you.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 23, 2012, 01:32:57 am
I /tphere you and you fall for it and you fall in a ditch.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on April 23, 2012, 07:33:04 am
I have the command to kill you.

MY HILL
You must be using single player commands :O (I'm sing it to make something on survival single player)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 24, 2012, 02:02:06 am
GLITCH a74532hgd

MY HILL :-P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Rezathin (Logan5353) on April 24, 2012, 02:21:45 am
My Hill
'nuf said
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on April 24, 2012, 09:32:49 pm
I am Dragonborn

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on April 25, 2012, 05:23:53 am
i am a dragonlord wo kils you
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on May 11, 2012, 02:03:46 am
You get Banned for killing, I wonder onto the hill and make a Obsidian house on the hill,

MY HILL !!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 11, 2012, 07:30:52 am
I walk up to your obsiden house and make a tunnel into it. I then slit your throat as you sleep.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 11, 2012, 11:01:26 am
i nuke the hill and put on a radioactive suit
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Boshiwarrior on May 11, 2012, 04:23:00 pm
I put a Herobrine skin on and everyone is running away.
"My Hill!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on May 12, 2012, 02:01:31 am
The Night Mother speaks to me...I hire an assassin to kill you because I am the Listener

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 12, 2012, 05:39:44 pm
I talk to your friend on the phone and he says something embarrassing about you and you die...

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 12, 2012, 08:05:40 pm
i distract you with my awesomeness, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 13, 2012, 10:20:35 am
I shoot you in the back of the head

My Hill

(Offtopic: Ooh spoilers!)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 13, 2012, 06:34:23 pm
i teleport you to the top of the eifel tower and push you

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 13, 2012, 09:51:32 pm
While your at the Eiffel tower, I walk up the hill, get my space dozers, and pick it up and take it to the asteroid belt. I get there in my space ship, and get to the top


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bigbeno37 on May 13, 2012, 10:17:45 pm
I summon my ban hammer and try to arrike you. You dodge amd punch me in the back. I stagger momentarily before once again hitting you with the hammer. I hit you, and you fall to the ground vanishing.

"Ma goddamn hill!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 14, 2012, 02:21:56 pm
I summon my ban hammer and try to arrike you. You dodge amd punch me in the back. I stagger momentarily before once again hitting you with the hammer. I hit you, and you fall to the ground vanishing.

"Ma goddamn hill!"
*Mah

Your hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 14, 2012, 02:29:15 pm
While you banished me to the under world, my minions assisted in global domination. After all the goverments collapsed, I took over.


My earth, your hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 14, 2012, 05:12:01 pm
i make a new hill




(and bomb the old hill wich a nuke)

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 14, 2012, 09:04:34 pm
i summon a hippo to crash on you(you know what hippo i mean)
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 15, 2012, 05:30:37 am
i cal you a basterd


(my eyes!!!!!)

and trew the other hippo to you

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 15, 2012, 06:38:57 am
i cal you a basterd


(my eyes!!!!!)

and trew the other hippo to you

my hill
Oi Oi Oi, less of that please!

I shoot you in the heart and sacrafice you to the gods
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 15, 2012, 08:39:31 am
meh its allright, i know him good enough. XD


i kung-fu kick you in the nuts
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 15, 2012, 03:09:36 pm
I send my armies of darkness and turn the hill into a temple of EVIL, and the tortured screams of those who took the hill echoe out from the dungeons


MY TEMPLE OF DARKNESS/HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Boshiwarrior on May 15, 2012, 04:10:04 pm
I use the the ubercute kitten of doom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=related) to let your army die of the cuteness and use my magic power to transform the temple back to a hill.

"MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 15, 2012, 07:31:51 pm
i say up günter up(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTo-lDP77E) and you leave

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 15, 2012, 08:01:15 pm
I stab you with meh nudo-knife.

MAH HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: littlej11 on May 15, 2012, 11:01:45 pm
then i come in freaking everyone out by not being here forever and you give me the hill just for being here

MY HILL! :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 16, 2012, 09:41:00 am
o/\ highfive you for being back, and then kick you from the hill when you dont expect it. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on May 16, 2012, 03:43:56 pm
My Farts Smell That Bad U Jump Of The Hill And I Am Fine

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 16, 2012, 04:39:39 pm
Your appalling smell works it's way to you and you DIE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 16, 2012, 05:43:04 pm
The Silent Hill is Silent...Not anymore...

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 16, 2012, 08:14:36 pm
I blind everyone with over exposure to pure awesomeness.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on May 16, 2012, 09:13:01 pm
I'm wearing EXTREMELY advanced sunglasses and sneak up behind you and snap your neck

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 16, 2012, 10:10:21 pm
I use the the ubercute kitten of doom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=related) to let your army die of the cuteness and use my magic power to transform the temple back to a hill.

"MY HILL!"
So cute...MY EYES
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 17, 2012, 02:56:18 am
I wear ear muffs and play "Friday" by Rebecca black


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 17, 2012, 05:47:04 pm
 :-X barf
i shoot thee music down and play skyrim on the hill my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 17, 2012, 06:23:27 pm
I sneak up behind you and stab you with a daedric dagger, my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on May 18, 2012, 12:06:08 am
Yay Skyrim!  I tell Cicero to assassinate you!

My hill!

"Stab, stab, stab, stab, STAB!" Cicero exclaimed!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 18, 2012, 02:26:50 am
I hire Katniss Everdeen to kill you all.



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on May 18, 2012, 03:13:01 am
I "hijack" her to kill you.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bantam2 on May 18, 2012, 03:33:11 am
I pole vault over the hill falling to my DEATH...

YOUR HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 18, 2012, 04:16:16 am
I use my track abilities to correctly pole vault over.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 18, 2012, 05:40:35 am
I punch you off. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 18, 2012, 10:28:41 am
I use my nanosuits clock to sneak up behind you and put you into permanent sleep

Mah hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 18, 2012, 11:32:39 am
i cal cthulu and eric cartmen to kill you my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 18, 2012, 12:02:55 pm
The limited edition of crysis 2 wich i bought gave me a decoy attachment. U killed
My decoy wile i was invisible and pistol whiped you all in the neck.

Still Mah Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 18, 2012, 09:29:37 pm
I start to wish I had bought crisis and kill you out of rage

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 18, 2012, 09:33:07 pm
i give you a nikkel an you die by its poison

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NateN on May 18, 2012, 09:51:36 pm
I give you booze and you stagger of the hill blindingly drunk.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 18, 2012, 09:56:26 pm
I wake up and send my chicken army after you. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NateN on May 18, 2012, 09:57:54 pm
I wake up and send my chicken army after you. MY HILL.

I roll to the top of the hill and slash you with the Master Sword.

MY HILL!

(reference to chicken army)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on May 18, 2012, 10:17:08 pm
I summon Kirby to swallow you whole

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 06:33:37 am
I spawn at the tactical insertion i placed erlier then i catch u by surprize and punch you to death while in maximum strenght mode, i then go invisible wile setting another tactical insertion near me

Mah Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 19, 2012, 07:37:03 am
I come from behind and snap your neck. MAH HILL.
(As to my last comment, I do have a shizload of chickens at one of my houses.)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 10:17:24 am
I am invisible... i successfuly defllect your attack and send you home..

My Hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 19, 2012, 10:43:43 am
My mom sends me back, telling me to kill that bastard who thought he could pretend to be my mom.
(XDD)
I put on all-seeing goggles and punch you off the hill. MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 10:57:40 am
Spawn at my tactical insertion (again) and go into clock ( invisibility)
 Your hill ( for now..)

P.S. Invisibility is only barely noticable with nanovision
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Scotty602AB on May 19, 2012, 11:20:58 am
I open up a Vortex sucking up any previous flags/ fortifications, *PLACES FLAG*
MY Hill now
THEN Builds a 10m thick concrete bunker around it :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 19, 2012, 02:17:11 pm
i drink vodka, so like in sovjet russia. wall moves for you, and get the hill.

definately MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 02:53:53 pm
And also like in soviet russia vodka drinks you!! ( gotcha there). Lets play the "i see something game" i see an empty place smaller than a mountain. What is it?

Oh its My Hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Scotty602AB on May 19, 2012, 03:24:53 pm
You cant move whole bunkers, therefore you argument is invalid MY Hill

i drink vodka, so like in sovjet russia. wall moves for you, and get the hill.

definately MY HILL

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on May 19, 2012, 05:20:23 pm
You cant argue a post no matter how invalid, mindfuck? MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 05:21:42 pm
I fire an anti-matter shel wich goes through your front wall then ur brain and then your back wall. Then i type
sv_cheats 1 in console and noclip into teh bunker.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Yomo on May 19, 2012, 05:30:37 pm
I look at Hank, With a beer in my hand, And say Yup. THen Scream

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 19, 2012, 05:39:05 pm
I look at Hank, With a beer in my hand, And say Yup. THen Scream

MY HILL
Obviusly you are drunk and at the wrong hill

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 19, 2012, 09:17:04 pm
I use the triple dubstep gun combo on you (http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=hDlif8Km4S4)


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 19, 2012, 09:48:34 pm
lol

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 20, 2012, 05:04:08 am
All of you forgot I'm still on the hill.
I turn around and stab you in the back!
MY HILL, DOGS.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 20, 2012, 08:49:26 am
Simon says its my hill now so..

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 20, 2012, 09:15:59 am
Simon? Oh crap, I need backup.
*calls Tobuscus, Honeydew and Notch* Yes? Yes?
Antikoyoyo or something like that. Retarded name? Yeah, I know.
What? My hill? Okay :D
My hill XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 20, 2012, 01:25:26 pm
I user the Thu'um of animal aligance, and a army of bears and wolves come and eat you


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 20, 2012, 02:20:16 pm
Whith my Divine Reaper i cut you and your animals in pieces, then i make a nicE camp fire out of your remainings.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 20, 2012, 04:47:33 pm
Whith my Divine Reaper i cut you and your animals in pieces, then i make a nicE camp fire out of your remainings.

My Hill

D:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 20, 2012, 06:03:56 pm
i am pure evil, so i kill you.(details aside)
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Xeadin on May 20, 2012, 07:25:44 pm
I have the Fifth Element. Pure evil is defeated. "Pop it, D-Man!"

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 20, 2012, 11:18:31 pm
With.. O.o its Xeadin!? I make a hole and hide in it till someone else has the courage to take the hill from him.
Definatelly your hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 21, 2012, 12:39:29 am
I use my N.I.N.J.A. skills against him.

MY HILL, SUCKAHSSSSS
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 21, 2012, 01:05:35 am
Yes! A weaker opponent.

I give you a mansion, fancy car and 900,000,001$ for the hill


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 21, 2012, 05:36:28 am
FALCON PAAWWNNCHH!
No more words are needed.

MY. HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 21, 2012, 05:51:49 am
i trew a berry at you and you cry

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Alpha_Lance on May 21, 2012, 08:37:16 am
I'm holding your family hostage.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 21, 2012, 09:25:49 am
I spit the berry back in your face. I was crying cuz it hit me right in the eye.
TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!
I'm unmovable from the hill...Unless...Oh crap, I shouldn't have done that.
MY HILL...For now..
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 21, 2012, 10:21:40 am
i (logically) light the hill on fire.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 21, 2012, 10:47:49 am
I turn back into a person, jump in water, then RAGE-FIST you! My. Hill. Bishs.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 21, 2012, 01:08:56 pm
I anihilate you with a carpet bomber..

My hill!!!1!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 21, 2012, 05:53:07 pm
Angels sang out in an imaculate chorus,
Down from the Heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Which could deliver a kick that could shatter bones,
Into the crotch of AntiKoyKoy,
Who fell over on the ground and rolled down the hill,
Whilst Bahraindude triumphed and over took the hill.

MA HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on May 21, 2012, 07:56:16 pm
i call the devil wich is ganeguy to kick you from the hill

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 21, 2012, 10:47:58 pm
Or is it your hill?

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 22, 2012, 02:53:34 am
Yes it is my Hill...

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Alpha_Lance on May 22, 2012, 03:44:37 am
I lure you off the hill and back to your basement with a copy of Diablo 3

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 22, 2012, 08:51:26 am
i'm still here since:
i call the devil wich is gameguy to kick you from the hill
so i throw you into the depths of hell

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 22, 2012, 09:47:33 am
Carpet bomber!?
MOAR FALCAWN PAAWWNNCHH!!!!!!
My hill c:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 22, 2012, 12:32:24 pm
Oh Duinis was hopping around,
Up and down the hill like a big playground,
When suddenly Bahrain burst from the shade,
and hit Duinis with a Big grenade.

Duinis got scared and ran away...

MY HILL!  >:(
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on May 22, 2012, 01:53:58 pm
Oh Duinis was hopping around,
Up and down the hill like a big playground,
When suddenly Bahrain burst from the shade,
and hit Duinis with a bat grenade.

Duinis got scared and ran away...

MY HILL!  >:(
Bahraindude_2497 got pissed and began to attack.
but didnt expected to be blocked by gameguy.
who proceeded to do some kind of game-fu

this is the ultimate showdown.
of ultimate hill fights.
gameguys, bad guys and explosions.
as far as the eye can see.
and oly one will survive, i wonder who it will be.
this is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate hill fights.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bantam2 on May 22, 2012, 05:53:30 pm
 ::)

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 22, 2012, 06:38:22 pm
Seems this game is getting intense...

Bantam, I counter your  ::) with a  ;D

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 22, 2012, 07:12:07 pm
Oh Duinis was hopping around,
Up and down the hill like a big playground,
When suddenly Bahrain burst from the shade,
and hit Duinis with a bat grenade.

Duinis got scared and ran away...

MY HILL!  >:(
Bahraindude_2497 got pissed and began to attack.
but didnt expected to be blocked by gameguy.
who proceeded to do some kind of game-fu

this is the ultimate showdown.
of ultimate hill fights.
gameguys, bad guys and explosions.
as far as the eye can see.
and oly one will survive, i wonder who it will be.
this is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate hill fights.

(click to show/hide)
No it was a 'big' grenade because i wanted it to!

I also see what you did there!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 22, 2012, 09:02:20 pm
I had the aegis of the immortal cause i killed roshan ( how i killed him is another story though..) i step forth with my gun loaded with my blazing ambition, and i pistol-whip duinis in the neck cause he cant get my name right ( +1 more to the list :P) i then pull out my grenade launcher and spam everyone left 'ultimate showdown of epic hill fighting' with live grenades. Then i hide in the shadows with my trusty sniper rifle defending whats mine..
 My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 22, 2012, 10:39:06 pm
You die instantly after I use a avada kadava.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 22, 2012, 10:51:08 pm
Expecto patronum!! And you got the spell wrong!! Its avada kedavra
My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 23, 2012, 12:37:38 am
Dammit.

YOUR HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 23, 2012, 04:14:57 am
Carpet bomber?!
...
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 23, 2012, 08:11:11 am
Yes! carpet bomber..
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.g2mil.com%2Fbombers_b52_0008.jpg&hash=50dad7140d5bf5b3522a6dc8ce7f7470)
My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Alpha_Lance on May 23, 2012, 09:32:40 am
Yes! carpet bomber..

My Hill!

I get your pilots wasted at the local bar and convince them to carpet bomb you shortly after.

(Sadly they crashed into the hill instead, because they were too drunk to fly.)

Great fireworks display too.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 23, 2012, 09:37:20 am
1000nd reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!one111!!!!!

My Hill! Bombed but, My Hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 23, 2012, 12:35:21 pm
1001 Man-Eating Dalmations* come and eat you...You are dead...

MY HILL


*did you see what I did there?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 23, 2012, 02:19:22 pm
Oh i see what you did there (: but anyways.. 1001 angry wolves come and eat your dogs.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 23, 2012, 03:30:27 pm
Everyone forgot that the hill is in space, so I use my gravity wave glove's to crush the hill between 2 asteroids, then I put a level 4 turret on it

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kingkirby101 on May 23, 2012, 03:36:40 pm
I build ten thousond of these and destroy all of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Gtr9s7fGA MY HILL MY HILL MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kingkirby101 on May 23, 2012, 03:38:45 pm
Also mega nuke blaw my hill MWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kingkirby101 on May 23, 2012, 03:45:09 pm
Chuck norris i win
 :o
MAI HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kingkirby101 on May 23, 2012, 03:49:42 pm
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Mai hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 23, 2012, 04:24:04 pm
Oh i see what you did there (: but anyways.. 1001 angry wolves come and eat your dogs.

MY HILL!!
But your already dead...My Dalmations ate you...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kingkirby101 on May 23, 2012, 10:32:10 pm
Guess what
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MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 24, 2012, 07:15:43 am
Shiit. Carpet bomber...
I get a necromancer to revive me.
ZOMBIEFALCON PAAAWWWNNCCCHHH!
My hill. C:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Alpha_Lance on May 24, 2012, 07:45:22 am
*splashes holy water on you, watches you drop dead... again.. then burns your corpse*

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 24, 2012, 07:55:00 am
I'm not a vampire, I'm a zombie. Holy water does nothing to me!
Still my hill :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Alpha_Lance on May 24, 2012, 09:19:06 am
Still undead, still dark magic, still get effected by Holy items/liquid, still drop to the floor, still get burned.

Did you forget i burned your body? Zombies are so slow and dumb =( *throws a gallon of gasoline into the fire*

Burn baby burn!!!

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 24, 2012, 01:49:01 pm
I whistle and my Assassin Recruits come out of no where and chop you to pieces with their weapons.

They wil now defend me on the Hill for any oncoming attacks

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on May 24, 2012, 02:08:08 pm
However, I detonate the last gravity charge in the hill/asteroid, and you and your assassins are ripped apart.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on May 24, 2012, 03:08:49 pm
Aha....But you see my Assassins are aliens and so survive the Gravity charge...With their weapons they kill you

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 25, 2012, 07:36:35 am
I get nvolved and duck under a laser beam that hits Barain in the face, vaporising him.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 25, 2012, 07:45:32 am
My necro friend resurrects me again, with fire-resistant properties.
The end...
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 25, 2012, 08:57:45 am
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MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 25, 2012, 10:01:22 pm
I play my guitar like Scott Pilgrim and gain 1 life, because I STOLE YOURS!


My hill!  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 25, 2012, 10:25:21 pm
My spirit infests your mind and takes over your body!
My hill!! Sort of..
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on May 27, 2012, 03:41:28 am
I electrocute you. My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on May 27, 2012, 12:54:19 pm
I like Trains.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: t3dd123 on May 27, 2012, 01:05:39 pm
A trapdoor opens below you and you fall into a bottomless pit. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on May 27, 2012, 01:06:33 pm
go go gadget helicopter.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 27, 2012, 04:09:10 pm
Go go gadget gun! And EMP!


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on May 29, 2012, 07:20:42 am
Go go gadget hill!

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 29, 2012, 10:49:41 am
Go Go Knock Knock joke

Knock Knock..
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chipaton on May 29, 2012, 10:02:53 pm
Nukes the hill so no one can get on it!

No ones hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 30, 2012, 04:28:16 am
As game maker, I make a hill and booby trap it.


NO ONES DESIRED HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 30, 2012, 08:55:45 am
i grab the boobs
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 30, 2012, 10:28:34 am
O o

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Imma firin' MAH LAZ0R!!!! BLLLAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!! MY HILL!!!

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Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on May 30, 2012, 03:21:05 pm
Asks politely if I may have the hill...
MY HILL!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on May 31, 2012, 07:49:28 am
>_> Zombie punch...Wow I gotta get out of being a zombie soon.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 31, 2012, 06:17:53 pm
Give u some zombrex then murder u.


MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: impishmonkey on May 31, 2012, 06:22:55 pm
Runs theone7142 over with a banana car.

(click to show/hide)

My Hill!  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on May 31, 2012, 06:33:40 pm
summons King Kong to eat the banana car
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 31, 2012, 07:05:34 pm
Summons godzilla to kill u and revive me.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on May 31, 2012, 07:12:55 pm
I told "There is a three faced monkey behind you!" to theone7142, he believed, when he turned his back, I pushed him off the hill

MY HILL ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on May 31, 2012, 07:19:53 pm
arranges atdfbttl15 to go to las vegas and in the rush of excitement gets married to a monkey. I become the monkeys attorney in court for the divorce and the monkey wins custody of the hill. Monkey gives me deed to hill for payment!
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on May 31, 2012, 07:27:59 pm
I already put TNT for an emergency under the hill in the case of monkey sells me out, i activated it while nerd sage was wandering around on the hill, he blew off like a bird in the sky and disappeared in the smoke. I called a mod to fix the hill and he fixed it!

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on May 31, 2012, 07:34:00 pm
I tell the mod what you really did and you were banned.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on May 31, 2012, 07:47:04 pm
I payed the mod 1$ in real life to unban me and to co-own the hill. He accepted, we installed the portal gun mod and then shot a portal at the moon and below you. You are pulled to the space and fell to the ground from the moon to the earth. You wrote: "FUUUUUUUU...." while you were falling. When you fell, you dropped 9 diamond picks, 9 diamond block stacks and 9 diamond swords. Also you lost 1500 levels and it is all ours. You had a all protection V diamond armor too. We shared it all, sold all the diamond blocks so we had 1M$ and we bought diamond protection stones everywhere.

Now it is ours!

OUR HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on May 31, 2012, 09:13:27 pm
*grabs a portal gun and shoots you to the moon too, breaks the gun afterwards*
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Missters on May 31, 2012, 09:22:15 pm
i'm bored, therefore i walk upon terrewee's hill.. pushes him down.. and takes it...


MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on May 31, 2012, 10:39:19 pm
Cool story Miss, but in soviet russia terrewee pushes you down!

My hill.. Wait what!?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 01, 2012, 12:38:56 pm
I re-enter the atmosphere from the affects of atdfbttl15's tnt and preforms a super belly flop causing a nuclear explosion. MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bhoughton on June 01, 2012, 01:05:46 pm
simply walks up (worms reference) Prods the last person, MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 01, 2012, 01:26:59 pm
shoots a homing missile directly to the hill where bhoughton stands and explosion lunches him to the water and kills his worm.

MY HILL!!

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FyRoGU.jpg&hash=37caf1830471349ae3a7d9bcc3a0c4e2)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 01, 2012, 01:27:50 pm
Dosnt like being proded and starts a Nerd Sage stampede and runs over atdfbttl15
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 01, 2012, 05:16:10 pm
Hire notch to make a mob that is my slave and my slave only. It kills everyone except me. Oh, and the hill has been transferred to my house.


MY HOUSE-HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 01, 2012, 06:05:29 pm
becomes a gunner of an AC-130 and bombards the hill with the 105 mm howitzer then lands on the hill with his parachute destroying theone's house and killing him.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 01, 2012, 07:12:35 pm
repeatedly stabs atdfbtt115 with a dirty spoon...
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 01, 2012, 08:13:56 pm
becomes a zombie and eats nerd's brain!

MY HILL!

(This started to be silly)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Missters on June 01, 2012, 09:27:42 pm
Shoots atdfbttl15 in the head, doesnt work... shoots him repeadetly everywhere, he dies.... now it's MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 02, 2012, 02:37:57 am
Farts in your general direction!
MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 02, 2012, 03:29:46 am
Call your mother a hamster and say your father smelt of elderberries.



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 02, 2012, 03:39:22 am
Chucks various farm animals at you
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bigbeno37 on June 02, 2012, 04:03:03 am
Opens a portal to Oblivion and brings out Team avo to demolish you.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on June 02, 2012, 07:09:46 am
Drops A scud storm at the hill and now its poisonous to death
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fcnc%2Fimages%2F1%2F14%2FGenerals_Scud_Storm.jpg&hash=7dcb51cecafaf9fa4fdd456237d5f504)

Noones Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 02, 2012, 07:52:51 am
*gets dynamite and blows you all up and you all get your faces thrown to the bottom of the hill*

MY HILL NO BODY ELSE'S- i win.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 02, 2012, 06:14:32 pm
I lock this topic

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Xeadin on June 02, 2012, 06:25:44 pm
If only you could lock the topic... ::)

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on June 02, 2012, 08:46:57 pm
i build a giant prison on and arround the hill and put you all in it

my prison/hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 02, 2012, 09:37:08 pm
I take a crusher and crush the prison. Only some dust remained.

Now it is my HILL

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on June 02, 2012, 09:47:02 pm
I love how some people ignore ther peoples previous my hill posts.. I ll play your game,

MY HILL!! (sry atdfbttl15)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 02, 2012, 10:11:15 pm
Lol just continue playing!

Says "How the hell ANTIKOYKOY came here?" and pushes him to a pit of lava

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 02, 2012, 10:29:39 pm
ragequiter13 pushes all of you into a gigantic grief site, you all get blamed...

MY HILL! HELL YEAH!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on June 03, 2012, 05:24:41 am
ragequiter13 pushes all of you into a gigantic grief site, you all get blamed...

MY HILL! HELL YEAH!
The SRU finds you and you get charged for murder and you're sentenced with life in prison. Since I was the caller, I get the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 03, 2012, 05:47:49 am
I bribe you with a button push of leganie's farm.




DEFINITELY MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ANTIKOYKOY on June 03, 2012, 10:57:29 am
I accuse you for x-ray hacks and you go to the court. They leave me responsible of the hill.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 03, 2012, 01:55:52 pm
I come back after a 1 day ban (reduced because no evidence was given) and slay your little lying ass.




MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 03, 2012, 02:04:03 pm
Claims the unoccupied hill since the MY HILL part was written wrong!

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on June 03, 2012, 02:42:34 pm
i rebuild the prison i made earlier and put a force field arround that  cant be destroyet

my+prisoners hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 03, 2012, 02:51:25 pm
Claims the unoccupied hill since the MY HILL part was written wrong!

MY HILL!!
what you know about grammar, hater?


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Fadmad on June 03, 2012, 04:57:59 pm
Hmm, I didn't read anything from the above, so:
Raises his Lightsaber and takes out the guts of the poster above me. (you can't revive) XD
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 03, 2012, 05:45:15 pm
ragequiter13 pushes all of you into a gigantic grief site, you all get blamed...

MY HILL! HELL YEAH!
The SRU finds you and you get charged for murder and you're sentenced with life in prison. Since I was the caller, I get the hill.

My hill.

darn, I escape and blow up the hill

NOBODYS HILL DAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 03, 2012, 06:24:18 pm
The hill has been blown up so many times and each time somebody says, "I wander onto an unoccupied hill and claim it"

So I will too

I wander on to an unoccupied hill and claim it.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 03, 2012, 06:40:28 pm
I crash the server




NO HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on June 03, 2012, 07:07:49 pm
The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on June 03, 2012, 07:09:24 pm
The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 
Nope! Chuck Testa!

My Hill...


(Didn't take me long to think of Red,)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 03, 2012, 07:55:43 pm
The disappointment of the fact that people used to spend SO much time on thinking of some kickass way of stealing the hill from the current owner. Soooooo....

Once the server has been crashed you will have also crashed and waiting for the hill to regen and minecraft to load. little had you know that behind you was Blackjesus(reference not racist or whatever) waiting for you to turn around so he can whip oiut his nun-chucks and kick your ass to the ground. as you are laying on the ground I steal the hill by riding a motor cycle up the hill and back flipping off of it to claim as my own.

Evidentially, my hill.

Read it and weep 
What about Blackjesus?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 03, 2012, 08:12:41 pm
summons Zombie Fabio and an assortment of mercenaries to take the hill in a gruesome battle of tic tac toe. after losing Fabio rage quits and kills you.
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on June 03, 2012, 09:03:38 pm
nuke the place down and go sit on a hill on mars wich a spacehelmet

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 03, 2012, 11:15:22 pm
*sighs*
 I TOLD ALL OF YOU GUYS ALREADY........

ITS MY HILL. GOD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 04, 2012, 12:04:12 am
Swoops in on a chopper, spewing bullets from a SAW, kills the Whiny guy, and drops theone7142's flag.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 04, 2012, 01:22:45 am
Enters into a vast desert, traveling for 3 days until finding a genie in a bottle. Rubs the bottle repeatedly until genie comes out.
Genie: Hello wanderer, you have three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes!
Nerdsage: eh okay, I'll have a mongoose, a pitchfork and a leaf blower...
Genie: *stares* are you sure? I mean, untold riches, fame or power, none of those?
Nerdsage: nah, just those I said before.
Genie:*shrugs* Your wish is granted!
After the genie leaves takes the mongoose and ties it to the pitchfork and stuffs the back end into the leaf blower.
aims it at theone and turns it on.
MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 04, 2012, 01:29:19 am
Enters into a vast desert, traveling for 3 days until finding a genie in a bottle. Rubs the bottle repeatedly until genie comes out.
Genie: Hello wanderer, you have three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes!
Nerdsage: eh okay, I'll have a mongoose, a pitchfork and a leaf blower...
Genie: *stares* are you sure? I mean, untold riches, fame or power, none of those?
Nerdsage: nah, just those I said before.
Genie:*shrugs* Your wish is granted!
After the genie leaves takes the mongoose and ties it to the pitchfork and stuffs the back end into the leaf blower.
aims it at theone and turns it on.
MY HILL!!!
ok I know this is out of character or whatever, but bravo my good man, bravo.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 04, 2012, 01:34:31 am
oh this is only the tip of the iceberg... oh iceberg, I'll save that one for latter >:D *insert maniacal laugh*
oh and STILL MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Myskillzownu on June 04, 2012, 02:24:06 am
*Pushes Nerd*

My Hill

...Clever, aye?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SMS789 on June 05, 2012, 05:24:52 am
You sneak up on Myskillzownu.

SMS789's opening attack!

SMS789 tried PSI Rockin Omega

SMS789 dealt 374 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu attacks!

SMS789 suffers 34 HP of damage.

SMS789 fires the Multibottle rocket.

SMS789 dealt 623 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu got hurt and collapsed...

YOU WIN!  (MY HILL)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 05, 2012, 10:44:01 am
You sneak up on Myskillzownu.

SMS789's opening attack!

SMS789 tried PSI Rockin Omega

SMS789 dealt 374 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu attacks!

SMS789 suffers 34 HP of damage.

SMS789 fires the Multibottle rocket.

SMS789 dealt 623 HP of damage to Myskillzownu

Myskillzownu got hurt and collapsed...

YOU WIN!  (MY HILL)

Uhhh, which game did you reference?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SMS789 on June 05, 2012, 02:54:11 pm
It was Earthbound.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 05, 2012, 08:26:22 pm
While two men were conversing, I leap in surprise to attack! They utter the words "i feel asleep!" Before their Bloody, Gory demise.



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 05, 2012, 11:47:18 pm
I play skyrim and make a chewbacca noise.

somehow, MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 06, 2012, 01:44:42 am
Fus-Ro-Dah!!!

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Fadmad on June 06, 2012, 08:02:52 am
Nuclear missle strike
you die, I live
no one else to take the hill
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 06, 2012, 11:46:50 am
and then I rise from the dust that finally settles. I throw a tomahawk through your heart.

-MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 07, 2012, 12:38:11 am
360 no scope


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 07, 2012, 12:47:59 am
I re-spawn and get the game winning kill.

- MY KILL, OOPS >.< MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jko831 on June 07, 2012, 12:59:11 am
HACK TIME!!!
/op jko831
/kill ragequiter13
"MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 07, 2012, 12:34:06 pm
/kick jko831 haxor
*jko831 has been kicked by terrewee reason given: haxor*

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 07, 2012, 06:42:24 pm
I pick an axe and crush the server machines!

NOBODY'S HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Fadmad on June 07, 2012, 07:11:10 pm
Server crash. First to log in :p
MY HILL XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jko831 on June 07, 2012, 08:10:04 pm
FADMAD USES /SUICIDE
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 08, 2012, 02:00:09 am
I reboot Opticraft (optical gives me Admin rank) and I Ban EVERYONE (except me and mai friends [who probaly DONT use the forums)

-MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Matty585 on June 08, 2012, 07:35:59 am
I accidently get given the Owner rank.
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!" Said me.

My Hill  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 08, 2012, 08:08:01 am
server reboot, ranks are restored and nobody is banned.
/cuboidh adminium around the hill :P
my hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 08, 2012, 01:48:28 pm
/gamemode atdfbttl15 1

Breaks the adminium(bedrock) with the creative mode and captures the hill

MY HILL!!!

I pick an axe and crush the server machines!

NOBODY'S HILL

You guys missed this, there is no parts of the server working so no server.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Fadmad on June 09, 2012, 08:56:24 am
Fadmad builds a higher hill
NEW MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeeKay on June 09, 2012, 10:17:53 am
I make the #1111 reply.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 09, 2012, 10:32:58 am
I summon my shadow katana and you take out your flimsy excuse of a sword and we duel.

My shadow katana is far more superior and I gain control of the hill

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 09, 2012, 10:42:48 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FhYF8m.gif&hash=46b9b93251fd3f49479a2039482fda46)

*hill has been clensed of ppl that use wierd powers taht are not theirs or are hacking*
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 09, 2012, 11:47:52 am
You never said my hill.....

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 09, 2012, 12:03:33 pm
But i said my hill,

- MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: EliteDelta on June 09, 2012, 12:13:08 pm
I put a diamond sword through your back (lol).
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on June 10, 2012, 05:25:57 pm
Failure to say my hill



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 10, 2012, 09:50:44 pm
I fill the hill with tnt while waiting for some n00b to step on a presure plate...
Then YOU step on it and explode this hill.

-My HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 11, 2012, 07:01:56 am
I wonder what happened to the other posts and kill you with my mind powers.

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on June 11, 2012, 07:11:45 am
Uses reverse psychology on Kian and stabs himself.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 11, 2012, 08:45:39 am
i comearound with my WoW lvl 85 character which i don't have and don't pown you all

my hill
(yes think about that :P)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 11, 2012, 04:39:41 pm
i comearound with my WoW lvl 85 character which i don't have and don't pown you all

my hill
(yes think about that :P)
*pwn ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JeremyLego on June 11, 2012, 07:33:18 pm
I Command an army of Robot creepers and march up whats left of this hill

My Hill!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 12, 2012, 02:28:19 pm
*rummages in weapon chest* I use a EMP pulse on your robo creepers, then I fire a space laser at your hill, obliterating it and you.



NO HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 12, 2012, 10:18:47 pm
I explode myself and commit suicide to crash the server 4eva
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 12, 2012, 11:29:28 pm
U no say no hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 13, 2012, 10:18:18 am
Orbital bombardment.
nuff said.

my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 13, 2012, 10:44:37 am
How long this will go -.-
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: PsYk0Wo1F on June 13, 2012, 10:55:52 am
cute puppy eyes. then bites your face off.
MY HILL DAMMIT!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 13, 2012, 11:10:55 pm
U no say no hill.

MY HILL
damn it :P

-MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 14, 2012, 01:24:11 am
Opticalza Makes a new world.... My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 14, 2012, 02:31:50 am
Denial of service attack

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 14, 2012, 03:23:10 pm
Slimes turn on you...
My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ianhalmond on June 14, 2012, 05:14:53 pm
I rip your guts out with a heart pumping in my hand *thump* *thump*

MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JeremyLego on June 14, 2012, 06:46:43 pm
/undoactions ianhalmond


MY HILL :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 15, 2012, 10:01:55 am
your no op,
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on June 15, 2012, 08:19:28 pm
I grief your buildings and you go down to fix them.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 16, 2012, 07:28:07 am
i get you anned for griefing,
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 16, 2012, 07:34:53 am
I ban you for spelling banned wrong

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 16, 2012, 05:19:06 pm
You goto East town ... *You drop*

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 16, 2012, 06:06:06 pm
I foreclose the hill and evict you off the hill.  Bloodless takeover!


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: atdfbttl15 on June 16, 2012, 11:02:18 pm
I say "BOOO!" while you are watching a horror film, you assume that I'm a ghost and ran out of the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 17, 2012, 01:09:33 am
While digging up you walk into a pit of lava


Kian's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 17, 2012, 09:47:32 am
Ugh.....

Still my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on June 17, 2012, 09:48:51 am
kick ya off because you dint get the hill yourself.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 17, 2012, 10:38:44 am
i bonjour you away

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on June 18, 2012, 02:32:01 pm
I hollow out the hill, fill it with TNT, then blow it up, killing you in the process. I rebuild the hill afterwards.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 18, 2012, 08:26:01 pm
I get Ian to ban you for killing
Ian's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 19, 2012, 02:20:28 am
I encase you in bedrock.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on June 19, 2012, 08:38:28 pm
I distract you with a diamond pickaxe, which I throw towards lava. You jump for the pickaxe and grab it. Both you and the pickaxe take a plunge in the lava.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 19, 2012, 10:01:06 pm
I use my hax0r powers a long time before, changed the texture of lava to water, grabbed diamond pick, and pay you 10$ to dive in the water pool below. The actual lava was disguised as water, and you burn.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 20, 2012, 03:22:21 pm
banned for hacking
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ry_an_c on June 20, 2012, 10:06:25 pm
i roll out my tank and force you down to the bottom and make you my prisoner. i then encase the hill in adminium with me and a food/water supply. no one can get to me. i then call my friend who sets up a fake entrance (looney toons style) and fills up the pit at the threshold with landmines. everyone attempts to enter and fall in the pit. the only survivor is me and chuck norris. MY BEDROCK HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 20, 2012, 10:55:54 pm
I unban myself and use creative mode hax to break through bedrock. Your landmines are actually diamond blocks disguised. When everyone falls, it's a safe drop with water leading it the dry land of unlimited free diamonds. I used my Sharpness Knockback and Fire aspect 9999 bedrock sword. I surround the hill with The Void.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on June 20, 2012, 11:32:04 pm
i get relkeb to troll you to death i then make a bunker with uckear silos surronding the hill that automaticly target anyone but relkeb and i within a 10 block radius

mine and relkebs hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 20, 2012, 11:44:55 pm
Pyromniac...
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on June 21, 2012, 02:05:37 am
i decide its my hill.

-MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 21, 2012, 06:49:45 am
well then i decide it's no longer your hill.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on June 21, 2012, 02:14:19 pm
I enroll you in the Aperture Science Laboratories Test Program.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 21, 2012, 09:43:48 pm
When you turned in the paper to enroll, I secretly rewrote your name on it.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Duinis on June 22, 2012, 03:24:59 am
I'm back... With more falcon punch.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JeremyLego on June 22, 2012, 06:36:13 am
And me in the guise of a ninja, sneak up behind you and kick you off the cliff that was coincidentally directly in-front of you

My Hill!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 22, 2012, 02:18:54 pm
Heeeeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddssssshhhhhooootttttttt!

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on June 22, 2012, 03:31:36 pm
As i enter the scarred battlefield i notice a abundance of leftover items from the many who tried taking the hill. I pick up some black clothes from a dead ninja that was shot in the head(must've not been a very good ninja). After i put on the clothes the sun starts to set. I decide to lurk close to the debris and dead so I have cover all the way to the hill. I finally have the hill in my sights. I suddenly am filled with a mixture of awe and disbelief as i gaze at it. The hill has such a hypnotic feeling that makes you urn for it but at the same time you ask yourself if a moment of victory will satisfy you cause you'll surely be dead the next day. I snap back into reality when a bullet whizzes by my head. it came from the direction of the hill. As i take cover behind what looks to be the remainder of a tank. I look around for possible exit routes. I know my time is limited cause the shooter is taking more time with his shots. A bullet hits the chard metal near my face and sprays rust into one of my eyes. i decide to jump in a nearby pond to clear my vision. when i jump in i swim to the bottom to avoid the scattered shots entering the water. When i get to the bottom i realize i don't have much time to think up a plan. I look to my right i see a dead body weighed down by a log. When i saw this i realized i could still make it out. It takes a while for me to get the log off but when i do the body floats to the top of the water. As i hold on to the bottom i hope the shooter took the bait and assumed the body was me. The trick is now i have to decide how long to wait till i resurface. If i go to early the shooter might see me if he's still facing the direction of the body. It feels like an eternity after a while and my lungs are about to collapse so i resurface. To be on the safe side i float up to the other side of the body so the shooter wouldn't notice if he was still looking. As i get out of the pond i lie down next to a large rock at the base of the hill. I drift into sleep until i wake the next morning. I figure out i was asleep for 3 hours and assume the shooter is will be off his guard. I slowly but surly make my way up the hill. When i get half way i look for a possible weapon. I find a pistol missing just one bullet from being full. As i get to the ledge i peer over to see whats happening. As i look I'm horrified to see the shooter is still looking through the scope of the gun down at the battlefield. It seems he hasn't slept in days i figured from his bloodied eyes. As i lift my pistol i almost stop but the hills hypnotic feeling was stronger at the top. The hill told me to put him out of his misery, to end his suffering. As i pulled the trigger the shooter didn't have a chance to turn around. As i looked at the body a wave of madness and paranoia hit me, but not before the victory engulfed me in greed to yell, "MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 22, 2012, 05:01:03 pm
Wow. That was the greatest story I have ever heard in my life. WRITE BOOKS!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 22, 2012, 09:47:18 pm
Wow.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ViperZeroOne on June 22, 2012, 10:22:25 pm
*drops a nuke on the hill*

My Crater!   ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 23, 2012, 01:47:47 am
Slaps Viper with a Viper...

Somehow Nerd Sage's Crater
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 23, 2012, 01:58:35 am
I stare at you with the might of Chuck Norris, and force you off the crater.

MINE AND CHUCK NORRIS CRATER!
(Since you cannot defeat Chuck Norris, from now on it's your crater and Chuck Norris)

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 23, 2012, 02:09:05 am
Hires Chuck Norris to kick you... Instead he bans you then he falls through the void, eventually I find a hill in the desert

My sandy Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 23, 2012, 08:48:56 am
I hollow out the Sandy hill and it falls into a pile. I then find a different hill in a jungle biome.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 23, 2012, 01:24:33 pm
I dump quick dry concrete on the hill, suffocating you. Then I bomb it to the ground, and find a nice normal hill



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chipaton on June 23, 2012, 01:30:53 pm
Pushes you into Mt. Relkeb!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Winniedoxie on June 23, 2012, 03:57:27 pm
Throws Chipaton in an ocean full of piranas.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DiamondKnight629 on June 23, 2012, 07:23:46 pm
I sneak under the hill arm tuns of TNT and blow it up from a distance. 

MY RANDOM HOLE IN THE GROUND
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on June 23, 2012, 07:26:37 pm
I Come with my pet creepers.....(Boom!) Where did my creepers go?


                                                                       My HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Minute_Maid on June 23, 2012, 07:50:10 pm
comes with pet cat a gives scottish a small push off the hill.

my hill, thanks
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 24, 2012, 12:17:17 am
I walk up the hill, and you walk off.

MY HILL! Pretty anti-climactic right?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on June 24, 2012, 02:20:45 am
Makes of field of epic that no matter what anyone ever says in the known world or anywhere else, it is impossible to take the hill away from me. Then walks up the hill, and snape slides off not knowing that I have conquered it.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 24, 2012, 02:25:16 am
I walk on the hill, and you walk off.

MY HILL! 2 in a row because I am that epic
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on June 24, 2012, 12:52:55 pm
(click to show/hide)

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 24, 2012, 04:11:22 pm
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 24, 2012, 08:30:32 pm
^his hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 24, 2012, 09:05:08 pm
I'm trying to make everything anti-climactic lol. Am I doing gOod, anyways, MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 24, 2012, 09:12:17 pm
Slaps with trout...

Kian's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on June 26, 2012, 12:23:03 am
Makes of field of epic that no matter what anyone ever says in the known world or anywhere else, it is impossible to take the hill away from me. Then walks up the hill, and snape slides off not knowing that I have conquered it.

MY HILL!

Takes effect.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 26, 2012, 12:51:51 am
Correction
Makes of field of epic that no matter what anyone ever says in the known world or anywhere else, it is impossible to take the hill away from me. Then walks up the hill, and snape slides off not knowing that I have conquered it.

MY HILL!

Takes effect.

MY HILL!
Thanks but it's my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on June 26, 2012, 04:16:50 am
Correction
Makes of field of epic that no matter what anyone ever says in the known world or anywhere else, it is impossible to take the hill away from me. Then walks up the hill, and snape slides off not knowing that I have conquered it.

MY HILL!



Here Snape. You can have the hill. You deserve it, because you're so cool and epic.


Well thank you. I guess it's MY HILL! now...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 26, 2012, 02:23:01 pm
Hmmmm... A field of awesomeness. I use the übersword of mt amaze on it. The +34 awesomeness from the sword rips a tear in reality, sucking the field and you into another dimension.


MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 26, 2012, 02:57:44 pm
i distract you with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mshVMnDGFc&feature=autoplay) song!
my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ry_an_c on June 28, 2012, 01:14:19 am
sneaks up behind terrewee and smacks him with an iron skillet.
 ;D MY HILL   ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on June 28, 2012, 08:17:36 pm
Show's Terraria

while you're in awe I steal the hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ry_an_c on June 29, 2012, 01:26:58 am
song ends and i wake up. i pull out my chuck norris spawn egg and you know the rest, he roundhouse kicks you to another server. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on June 29, 2012, 01:34:09 am
SKILL CHECK: Hacker swag

I use a Denial of service attack shutting down the server, which you appear to be in. I walk up a hill nearby my house.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on June 29, 2012, 06:56:59 am
Tells opti on you or shutting down the server.
You are banned.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: MissMedu on June 29, 2012, 09:47:28 am
Give you a lovely kick off the hill.

My hill~
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on June 29, 2012, 01:52:45 pm
I listen to the Night Mother...I assassinate you.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on June 30, 2012, 02:19:39 pm
Hmmmm... A field of awesomeness. I use the übersword of mt amaze on it. The +34 awesomeness from the sword rips a tear in reality, sucking the field and you into another dimension.


MY HILL!

Whoops, looks like thedude sucked the real hill into another dimension. You guys are going to have to find a way to the hill, and when you do MY FIELD TAKES EFFECT! :D

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on June 30, 2012, 08:04:47 pm
*goes into the warp and takes over the hill with the legeons of chaos* (warhammer reference)
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 01, 2012, 04:24:39 pm
shows the legeons of chaos this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
terrewee and the legion die
My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 02, 2012, 04:43:42 am
Builds a 3-dimensional p*nis out of solid gold blocks.

Takes the hill while everyone else stares in complete amazement!

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on July 02, 2012, 07:11:07 am
Destroys Chief's inappropriate creation, and sells all the gold blocks.
NO MORE INAPPROPRIATE CREATIONS!!!
Everyone charges Chief while I chill out where no one will find me: offline :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 02, 2012, 08:59:00 am
U Tripped and broke your neck O.o MY HILL LAWL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: luupster02 on July 02, 2012, 11:06:16 am
I pushed you to a hot tub full of lava.MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on July 02, 2012, 11:38:14 am
You all suck at making these excuses to have a hill. Put some damn effort in to it !!

The hot tub bursts... leaking lava all over you causing you to run and scream in agony. Just to make sure you were gone i set up a head exploding fence (much like the one in the tv series Lost).

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on July 02, 2012, 01:00:57 pm
you hit your own fence

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Boshiwarrior on July 02, 2012, 01:28:59 pm
I ask if Terrewee would like to build a Mansion for me. (Of course he does it!) When he is away I claim the hill with a sign saying: "My Hill!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 02, 2012, 02:12:57 pm
Walk up to boshi then say you are no warrior Boshi:Oh yes i am Scottish: Lets fight it out bla bla bla scotish wins boshi crys boshi runs away Scottish's HILL MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ry_an_c on July 02, 2012, 04:19:22 pm
says he has an british accent. Scottish is offended and cries, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 02, 2012, 05:35:02 pm
My creation was never destroyed because of the diamond protection stone. Meanwhile you are all going for "the hill" I am still standing on the real hill as you all start to realize that your hill is my decoy hill, and I'm on the real hill!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ry_an_c on July 02, 2012, 06:01:04 pm
kicks cheif for trolling. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 02, 2012, 06:09:18 pm
Quietly takes over the hill while ry_an_c is setting off grief traps.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on July 02, 2012, 08:59:10 pm
Throws a rock at WhyBoth he gets knocked out

Ry_an_c's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 02, 2012, 10:53:16 pm
Rock rebounds of WhyBoth and knocks out ComputerGameLPer
Push WhyBoth and ComputerGameLPer of the hill

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on July 02, 2012, 10:59:54 pm
Hey mini25252525 someone at the bottom of the hill is giving away free diamonds, mini25252525 runs down the hill to investigate.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ▲▼Dunderheid▼▲ on July 02, 2012, 11:26:59 pm
500 gets raped by a giant bunny wearing a thong!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on July 03, 2012, 12:12:34 am
I throw a sausage at you, and as you bend down to pick it up, i run you through with a spear. The bunny runs away in fear (of my hounds)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 03, 2012, 12:32:43 am
My Field takes effect  :D

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 03, 2012, 05:33:35 am
I build another hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on July 03, 2012, 03:18:18 pm
I make over 9000 hills, everybody grab one quick!

ONE OF MY HILLS!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 03, 2012, 04:06:54 pm
I shoot a deadly laser of disintegrating fire and kills everybody, combing all the hills to float and they all become mine surrounded with an impenetrable force field...

ALL OF MAH HILLS!!! >:D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on July 03, 2012, 04:41:19 pm
I push a meteor into the earth, and then I dump 700 tons of sand into orbit.



My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 03, 2012, 05:34:57 pm
My field take effect!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 03, 2012, 08:03:30 pm
My good looks kill everyone (Kos i am so hot!! :DDD) And everyone dies.. :( I am the winner but u guys are from the after life so it continues!Lawl

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 03, 2012, 08:08:18 pm
I release MissingNo. into Minecraft. The game glitches, you all get Java Exceptions.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 03, 2012, 08:55:05 pm
I release MissingNo. into Minecraft. The game glitches, you all get Java Exceptions.

My hill.

Actually you would have to release Null pointer Exception in Java :P

Anyways... My Field takes effect!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 03, 2012, 09:24:32 pm
I release MissingNo. into Minecraft. The game glitches, you all get Java Exceptions.

My hill.

Presses a key on my keyboard.

Gives everyone else null pointer exception due to Jeb and Notches shit code (that doesn't even have multithreading).

Everyone disconnects.

I reconnect first.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on July 03, 2012, 09:28:03 pm
Your feild dosn't take effect because the hill is currently in orbit+ the feild is protecting reverse hill in reverse earth. Anyways, I set my hounds on you.

MY HILL

5 seconds later...

NOOOOO!!!! Someone beat me to the hill!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Jettking12 on July 03, 2012, 09:45:12 pm
Digs a hole into the side of the hill and closes all opening with 3 layers of carbon fiber plating.

My Inside of Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on July 03, 2012, 09:57:35 pm
I pay Jettking to share the hill with me (congrats, you're a quadrillionaire)

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 03, 2012, 10:40:53 pm
deletes the world the hill was built in.


My h-
oh, wait...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 03, 2012, 10:46:31 pm
Your feild dosn't take effect because the hill is currently in orbit+ the feild is protecting reverse hill in reverse earth. Anyways, I set my hounds on you.

MY HILL

5 seconds later...

NOOOOO!!!! Someone beat me to the hill!!!!

Looks like someone isn't using logic  ::)

My field takes effect!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on July 04, 2012, 04:54:50 am
U Tripped and broke your neck O.o MY HILL LAWL

Me? How can I trip offline? :P

Victor's field is getting old :-\ Not claiming any of these darn hills! What's the point?! You kill, trick, and grief for one, measly, stinking hill!! You guys lost your sanity. (Due to not participating, Victor still has the hill)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on July 05, 2012, 02:14:23 am
Finds A hill Victor's field doesn't effect and puts a diamond Ps on the hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 06, 2012, 09:23:42 pm
Too bad you didn't say "My hill"  :P
Also, too bad the field does effect you!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 07, 2012, 04:06:38 pm
Sparta kicks everybody into the demension of a black hole, leaving only me and snape having the hill. OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 07, 2012, 05:40:47 pm
I Will NOT stop until this is my hill!! i kicked you and you cried yes CRIED haha!


MY HILL LAWL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 07, 2012, 09:15:38 pm
I hire someone to beat the shit out of scottishchamp and then he cries.  ;D
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 07, 2012, 09:26:28 pm
I Will win...No one can beat the sh*t out of me because i "fainted" before they came...(Here we go again!!) he did not touch me..haha he turned around then i threw him down the hill then he said he beat the sh*t out me when he did not so it was never your hill and it stayed..                   MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 08, 2012, 12:02:58 am
I killed you nothing can help you at all! Not even powers, So me and snape's hill again!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bobbarkee on July 08, 2012, 09:12:24 am
I shot Cazualxgrenade with My punch 2, power 5, infinity, flame bow!
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 08, 2012, 09:53:44 am
It turns out i did not die haha i do my boxing skills and knock you OUT!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 08, 2012, 05:34:05 pm
Field takes effect again. (Automatically my hill.)

BUT, I decided to add another actual good darn reason.

I use the death star and kill you.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on July 08, 2012, 09:35:18 pm
I pepper spray you in the eyes, then use the vulcan nerve pinch.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: xNuzzy on July 08, 2012, 09:37:12 pm
I prank call you saying that your needed in Canada, You take a plane and fly to Canada.....

MY HILL :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 08, 2012, 11:20:06 pm
Walks up to xNuzzy and says i like trains.
A train kills you

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LordoftheBlock on July 09, 2012, 04:26:02 am
Fus ro dah Mino off the hill, therefore MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 09, 2012, 04:41:55 am
gets tired of the skyrim crap and just kill lordoftheblock with a gun. MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 09, 2012, 04:59:05 am
Kills tech dude with fancy ray gun.

MY HILL
-Mino XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 09, 2012, 08:32:55 am
Sent you of your feet with the thunder gun

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 09, 2012, 07:32:01 pm
Field takes effect.

Real reason: [CONSOLE] - Opping Victor1261

Victor1261: /ban scottishchamp

[CONSOLE] - Banning scottishchamp

I stroll up the unoccupied hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 09, 2012, 08:29:57 pm
You only set the ban for 10mins i come up and use my boxing skills *HIT *HIT *HIT i hit you (Victor) Three times and knock you out nap time.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Skepter on July 09, 2012, 08:58:53 pm
Logs onto server and pushes ScottishChamp off with my pet pig.
Also, he didn't say 'MY HILL!' afterwards to technically:

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 09, 2012, 09:20:59 pm
He is write i am not going to say that...but i come back up troll you and kick you up your backside haha!

MI HILL! HA
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 09, 2012, 10:22:14 pm
uses and aircraft carrier to drop 500 charged creepers on top of the hill. they blow up... MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on July 09, 2012, 10:39:41 pm
Does anyone realize that I have been on the hill for almost 2 pages now?!

Sparta kicks everybody into the demension of a black hole, leaving only me and snape having the hill. OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LordoftheBlock on July 10, 2012, 01:52:56 am
Gets Juggernaut on tech an usp to death, resulting in MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 10, 2012, 02:01:28 am
I summon Palkia and use him to de-materialize you. Palkia's and my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 10, 2012, 08:33:38 am
No idea what he said /\ /\ but anyways ..... i am going to kill you i say then you jump of the hill screaming

MI HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on July 10, 2012, 08:43:18 am
I teleport you into bedrock.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 10, 2012, 01:44:43 pm
I hack into the forums and switch your name back to nutjob. Nick bans you for having an inappropriate name. Nick's hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Victor1261 on July 11, 2012, 03:25:37 am
I hack into the forums and switch your name back to nutjob. Nick bans you for having an inappropriate name. Nick's hill.

Technically, my field takes effect.

Dramatic Emphasis: The nick3306 bans YOU for really rubbing something in someone else's face. (Trolling)

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 11, 2012, 10:05:58 am
I slap victor and say oh hell nooo! and push him of his "hill" there for

MI HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 11, 2012, 12:10:31 pm
I Fed-ex you back to Scotland. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 05:23:52 am
Your mother.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on July 12, 2012, 05:42:57 am
My mother see's the  post before this one and disappears...as mini reads this he hears a noise in the corner of the room. he turns around to see my mother exiting the shadows with a rusty trowel and the red flame of rage in her eyes. The next day mini is reported missing and the only lead they have is what seems to be claw marks leading to the corner of the room ending randomly at the window.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 05:47:15 am
Wtf.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nerd Sage on July 12, 2012, 07:06:30 am
Wtf Indeed
oh and STILL MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 07:10:57 am
Spams Nerd with money
Nerd dies because of all the money

Mah Hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on July 12, 2012, 05:27:10 pm
Slaps mini 103 times

NerdSage's hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 12, 2012, 06:59:47 pm
I just Came to say hello
Overwhelm you with my voice

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 12, 2012, 08:56:21 pm
You get muted because of your voice.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 09:31:20 pm
You get banned because you rejected our reality and substituted your own.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 12, 2012, 09:34:44 pm
I hit you in the face

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 09:37:53 pm
I hit YOU in the face :3

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SpikeyThorn on July 12, 2012, 09:54:10 pm
Left Jab, Left Jab, Left Jab, Left Jab, Left Jab, Right Hook, Left Hook, Right Hook, Uppercut
1,    2,    3,    4,    5,    6,    7,    8,    9,   10,
You're knocked out

My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 12, 2012, 10:52:15 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.cheezburger.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2011%2F10%2F18%2Fcb1dd51d-c28a-4ee8-ab06-e7993ecca67e.gif&hash=45e95b327a0bc36fa74cd0f534ecbef9)
The blast kills you

MY HILL (I'm not knocked out troll)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on July 12, 2012, 11:56:20 pm
You are knocked out i roll you of the hill MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 14, 2012, 12:59:31 am
I say, "Scotland isn't a real country! You're an Englishman with a dress!" You run away bawling.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on July 16, 2012, 07:27:32 pm
I stab you in the heart with a swiss army knife.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on July 17, 2012, 12:55:07 am
I kill you with an AMERICAN army knife!


MY HILL! AMERUCA!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 17, 2012, 05:37:03 am
i threw a kodiac bear at you.

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on July 17, 2012, 08:43:08 am
I throw a...*looks at deer hunter reloaded app* large  bison at you!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 17, 2012, 02:25:44 pm
I sign you up for an Aprture Science Laboratories testing session.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on July 17, 2012, 11:38:40 pm
i use my doombringer armour (tribes ascend ftw) and blow you all to little gory pieces with my chain gun i then procede to place forcefields and mines around the hill and put tesla coils around it which are powered by my nuclear reactor and because my armour is to heavly insulated my tesla coils cant hurt me my hill forever
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 18, 2012, 12:02:17 am
You're banned for making sense. My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LordoftheBlock on July 18, 2012, 04:14:57 am
I become Goku and super sayan 4 your ass off that hill.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 18, 2012, 05:47:39 am
i become jesus, super saiyan 5 your ass. my house nub.

MY HILL!! U ALL MY HOES
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on July 18, 2012, 06:07:40 am
I delete the minecraft world, make a new one, and then find the hill in the new world using the level seed while you all got deleted with the old world.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Missters on July 19, 2012, 11:59:10 am
I kick you in the face so you slowly fall down the hill c:

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 19, 2012, 05:46:02 pm
i ride my unicorn up on the hill and it knocks you off.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on July 19, 2012, 05:54:52 pm
I throw a unicorn snack down the hill, the unicorn chases after it.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on July 19, 2012, 06:36:41 pm
I Persuade 5OO to share the hill with me. You have a machine gun.

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on July 19, 2012, 06:51:30 pm
I wait until night, I slowly slink up the back of the hill. When 500 goes to bed in the hill, I follow him down. I put the pillow down on his face and hold it there and then stab him in the face. Next I take out my machete and carve a 5 into his stomach. (yes, that is from Hannibal rising) I then slowly wall out the door, 500's machine gun in my hand, and blow seven shades of shiz out of cazual.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on July 20, 2012, 12:36:47 am
Nu.Ke class orbital laser! (Nuclear weapons, Kinetic Energy)

                
                

-------------<               >-------------------        
                 |___|_|___|
                  \    |||     /
                   |    0     |
                   |          |
                   |          |
                   |          |
___________/ BOOM! \___________


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 20, 2012, 12:54:34 am
Everyone leaves you alone for a few days. Not wanting to give up the hill, you stay on top of it. Four days later, you die of dehydration. I then walk up the hill.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on July 20, 2012, 09:12:01 am
I wait until night, blow dark and lava in hand, when I reach the top you have a magnum pointed to my face. I laugh and press f which I have blinded to //hcyl fire 10 and you stumble into the flames and drop the gun. I shoot you with the blow dart and press undo. The flames retreat, you slowly douse, and you fall to the ground, dead.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: High Roller on July 20, 2012, 09:43:45 pm
I go to the store buy as many metal forks and knives as I can. I insert the forks and knives in a foam wall North of the hill where Kian resides I get a huge magnet used at the junk yard for picking up cars. I pkace it south of the hill turn it on and all the forks and kvives fly most going right through Kian.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 21, 2012, 12:43:46 am
I pull a fork out of kian and stab you with it.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 21, 2012, 04:15:26 am
I send you to a mental institute for testing 100% positive for Minecraft addiction.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 23, 2012, 07:01:55 am
I told Chuck Norris that you said that a round house kick wasnt the best way to kick someone.(You better get running)

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on July 24, 2012, 08:13:28 am
While chuck was chasing wyboth, I snuck up to you, as you did to me, and slit ur neck with a STICK


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kurseddragon on July 24, 2012, 08:38:28 am
I steal the stick.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 25, 2012, 01:37:17 am
I remove all Higgs-Boson particles from your body. You slowly float away, cursing.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 25, 2012, 04:36:08 pm
I force you to sit in a chair with no food or water and play diablo 3 for 40 hours straight, your bloodpressure drop when standing kills you (the guy in Taiwan thought it was a good idea).

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 25, 2012, 08:11:24 pm
I hack your diablo account and get rid of all of you stuff. When you find out you ragequit and explode.
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 27, 2012, 05:52:31 am
 I turn off the gravity on earth, killing everyone

NO ONES HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Bahraindude_2497 on July 27, 2012, 01:26:18 pm
Who said we are on earth?

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on July 27, 2012, 06:17:26 pm
*Gets his rifle out and shoots Bahraindude_2497*
*Runs into space, holds his breath, and takes the hill*

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 27, 2012, 07:14:26 pm
You can no longer hold your breath so you suffocate and i stubble along the hill with some astronaut gear.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on July 27, 2012, 07:35:34 pm
I launch a mission and reign the hill back to earth, burning u in the atmosphere, I stand upon the charred ruins triumphantly.
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 28, 2012, 02:17:49 am
I recreate the big bang while everyone in the multiverse is sleeping.

JUST TRY TO TAKE THIS HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on July 28, 2012, 02:24:16 am
I whip up some 16th dimension quantum physics and cross the hill into my realm, destroying your atoms in the process.

Hmm yes my hill, quite.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on July 28, 2012, 08:28:10 am
I hit u in the face because what you said was too long and it had too many big words.


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on July 28, 2012, 02:10:36 pm
/freeze theone7142
/j lobby
/summon theone7142
/j hill
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 29, 2012, 04:40:39 am
/kill people with the following letters in their name: a, e, i, o, u


My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chipaton on July 29, 2012, 04:42:18 am
Places Chuck Norris on hill

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mini25252525 on July 29, 2012, 11:19:35 am
Chuck Norris kills you

My hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: wesker53r86 on July 29, 2012, 11:52:30 am
/ban everyone for 7 days

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on July 29, 2012, 05:59:10 pm
/ban wesker53r86 impersonating a moderator t:permanent
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on July 31, 2012, 02:28:42 am
have my other account be massivivly griefed, by 48 people with long and random usernames (all other accounts) while you fix the greif, I take over the hill

My hill ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on July 31, 2012, 02:47:02 am
I murder you and throw the body in a lake.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: techdude98 on July 31, 2012, 02:59:57 am
I turn god mode on so i can't die then i slowly murder you with a spoon.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on July 31, 2012, 03:47:17 am
I fly away, but first i pick you up and throw you in a enchanted forrest.
Still my hill,
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bubblekiller on July 31, 2012, 06:05:00 am
Bubble comes spArta kicks you in the face, and yells "were's the beef" then all the animals in the enchanted for turn into trillions of me's with an evil laugh all of me say at onces with a defining screech come at me bro, ik you cant takeon all of me!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on July 31, 2012, 02:11:42 pm
By random chance, an asteroid hits the hill, and the only thing that survives is the flag of thedude114
 
I took the hill from beyond the ban

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jh2018 on July 31, 2012, 04:52:13 pm
jh2018 Earslaps thedude114 and knocks him out. and then, he watches thedude114 roll down the hill

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on July 31, 2012, 08:09:57 pm
pushes jh Into lava my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on July 31, 2012, 08:13:00 pm
I tell you bout slenderman and y get so scared you die in your sleep.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: KillAndSurf on August 01, 2012, 05:59:21 am
Nuke the place.
No hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bubblekiller on August 01, 2012, 07:19:00 am
I rebuild it in a desert temple from 1.3 my hill and becareful theres traps...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on August 01, 2012, 08:54:52 am
I type /defuse with my single player commands and I put on diamond armour with a sword.  I slice your sorry head into pieces.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: aster612 on August 01, 2012, 03:30:17 pm
Noob starts camping on hill and annoys his team by contiunattly shooting in the air where the are
and wont stop saying my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: aster612 on August 01, 2012, 03:34:29 pm
Aster612 the noob spawns ont the hill and builds an indestructible bedrock room and starts camping
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on August 01, 2012, 03:49:20 pm
Pushes you off cause your a newbie with two posts.
My effing hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on August 01, 2012, 05:33:55 pm
I offer you a baby turtle in exchange for the hill, the turtle is too adorable for you to reject, so you accept my offer.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on August 01, 2012, 07:33:37 pm
I stab your kitten.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Askepotta on August 01, 2012, 09:19:47 pm
I use a big watercannon to wash you off.


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on August 01, 2012, 10:21:13 pm
I sing to you horribly so you die.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: bubblekiller on August 02, 2012, 05:17:19 am
U trip and fall off the hill my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: KillAndSurf on August 02, 2012, 05:21:44 am
I stab you in the back and put barb wire  all around it followed by a wall of bedrock.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Askepotta on August 02, 2012, 03:13:27 pm
I ask, Chuck Norris, to take the hill for me. He says, Sure Aske.
He grabs the best weapon possible for the job. A watergun!!!!!

He somhow manage to destroy both the wire, and the groundrock wall.
And throws you out of the hill.

And he stand guard!!!!  Chuck Norris, with a watergun! Beat that!

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on August 02, 2012, 03:26:10 pm
I send a Terminator back in time to kill both of you as babies.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on August 03, 2012, 03:22:34 am
I push you off the hill, leading to you being eaten by a  cow.
My hill bitches.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ZeroZeroOneNine on August 03, 2012, 03:54:14 am
The hill is improperly zoned so I have a team of lawyers sue you off the hill. File an injunction for punitive damages and take you for everything you've got. Then we flatten the hill with a landscaping crew and build overpriced luxury condo's using illegally subsidized government funding.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on August 03, 2012, 05:44:15 am
I didnt read that but I stab you and take all your money.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on August 03, 2012, 05:49:47 am
I call in the Ban Hammer to smack your ass off the hill permanantly.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on August 03, 2012, 05:51:53 am
I kil you.
My hill still.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on August 03, 2012, 12:45:59 pm
I give you the -.- face.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on August 03, 2012, 04:35:27 pm
The hell zelda -.-.  I get an assasin to assasinate Wyboth.
MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on August 04, 2012, 04:45:33 am
I respawn, then yell at you for having a cheated on sprite in your signature. You run away in shame.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on August 04, 2012, 05:02:44 am
Everyone but me makes it to the hill, but there ends up being more than 4 of you in a 2 by 2 place so the stupid plugin deletes you all, and I claim the hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on August 05, 2012, 09:31:36 pm
I make a mind field on the hill. You get blown to high hell.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on August 07, 2012, 12:22:45 am
I shoot you with a potatoe and you die!
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 5OO on August 07, 2012, 02:44:19 am
I land on the hill using a hot air balloon, I sneak up behind you and tie you to the balloon with a rope I then turn on the air balloon torch and you are carried away.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on August 07, 2012, 03:03:43 am
I convince a group of chuck norris' to round house kick everyone, but me leaving me to launch the hill to Pluto, leaving me in a fully protected spae suit on me.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: troddenostrich on August 07, 2012, 05:29:10 am
solar flare hits pluto, u die instantly from the radiation and lack of atmosphere
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on August 07, 2012, 10:43:51 am
While you camp the count to forty posts on the forums, I delete the interwebs, therefore forcing you into madness, and then your so crazy by then I blow your head of with a twelve gauge.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on August 07, 2012, 02:52:52 pm
theone - I mine under the hill, find emeralds, trade emeralds for diamond armor and the sword in the Tobuscus song, and swing it at you.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on August 08, 2012, 10:22:22 pm
I will swing my diamond sword sword sword until it kills you all.

My my my Hill hill hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on August 08, 2012, 10:36:06 pm
While you sing, I get the sword of notch and slay you with it!


MY HILL CHAPS
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on August 08, 2012, 10:46:41 pm
I resurrect back to life and destroy the hill. I then, secretly make a giant hill for everyone to have, but I hog it all.

MY HILL HURR DURR
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on August 09, 2012, 01:06:44 am
I take a walk up to the hill and great u with "I'm your killer! :D" and push you off the hill and you tumble and tumble until u hit the road, get up and get smashed by a milk man truck.


MY HILL!!! GET SOME
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on August 11, 2012, 12:07:11 pm
I'm driving the milk man truck. I am the milk man. So I drive up to the hill and smash you and my truck turns into a tank! :D
[MY HILL][/MY HILL]
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on August 14, 2012, 02:08:36 am
This game is starting to get boring... Sorry guys I'm out.

YOUR GUYS' HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on August 16, 2012, 02:03:10 pm
You gave it to me....
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on August 17, 2012, 03:14:19 am
I feed you to TimothyThe3rd.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on September 03, 2012, 06:41:32 am
I stab you with my twin daggers.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 03, 2012, 11:48:03 am
I throw a brick at your head and you roll, unconscious, down the hill. MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on September 03, 2012, 11:51:50 am
You killed a player! THE BAN HAMMER HAS SPOKEN! My hill

Dewey :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 03, 2012, 02:05:07 pm
I shoot all you necroposters to death with my high powered, and yes I will go into detail...

MK14 assault rifle
Tac Scope
Under-gassed system
Fixed stock
Rainbow Six Camo paint
Standard barrel
Compensator
Armor Piercing
Angled foregrip
Aiming laser
Match Trigger

First one to figure out which game I am talking about gets 5 diamonds and I will gladly let you know Modern Warfare 3 has nowhere near this much customization.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on September 03, 2012, 04:57:13 pm
But Ivy2112 survived because he is awesome !
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on September 03, 2012, 05:23:44 pm
I regain conscious and go in hunt of vengeance. I would equip myself with guns from the evidence room just like in hot fuzz and then I would drive up the hill on my Honda 50 (that's rapid and nifty) and kill you in the most gruesome way possible.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on September 03, 2012, 05:31:03 pm
Creeps up the hill, says "Hi!" to Kian, scaring him so much he jumps and runs. Unfortunately, of the sharp and cliffsided edge.
He will be missed. Anyways,

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on September 03, 2012, 05:33:04 pm
I shoot all you necroposters to death with my high powered, and yes I will go into detail...

MK14 assault rifle
Tac Scope
Under-gassed system
Fixed stock
Rainbow Six Camo paint
Standard barrel
Compensator
Armor Piercing
Angled foregrip
Aiming laser
Match Trigger

First one to figure out which game I am talking about gets 5 diamonds and I will gladly let you know Modern Warfare 3 has a lot more options in customization.

Battle field 3? Rainbow six?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on September 03, 2012, 05:38:53 pm
Grabs phone of brother and throws it. Knocking you out.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on September 03, 2012, 06:45:21 pm
I haven't posted here in a long time because I was in Prison Island. I escaped Prison Island and blew it up :-P


-My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pew1998 on September 03, 2012, 06:48:42 pm
I walked up behind fvn with a hidden rocket launcher. After we ingaged in battle, I blew him to the prison island, where the police put him in a strait jacket, forever.

-My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on September 03, 2012, 08:59:31 pm
I told the police if they let me go, I would buy them all Baconators (Just ate one recently lolz) and they all let me go.  I tracked you down and tied you to the moon and blew part of it up.

-My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 04, 2012, 04:54:52 am
I was also on the moon, and luckily bright the hill up on mars, making fnv suffocate in the gravity.

MY HILL YO
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on September 04, 2012, 07:47:31 am
THROOOOOOOW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I threw some cheese in the opposite direction (aged cheese) and Caz goes to get it.
MUHAHAHA- MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 04, 2012, 12:19:23 pm
You killed a player! THE BAN HAMMER HAS SPOKEN! My hill

Dewey :)

he was unconscious. Not dead.

*I like trains guy comes in*
ME: Hey, coolcrab likes trains too! go talk to him!
*Train comes clearing both of them away*
MY                   MY    MY             MY
MYMY            MYMY       MY    MY
MY   MY     MY    MY          MY
MY       MY         MY          MY                                      HILL!
MY                    MY          MY
MY                    MY          MY





Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 04, 2012, 01:40:57 pm
I steal your incredibly creative "My Hill" and hit you off the cliff with it.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kian on September 04, 2012, 06:14:59 pm
I grap my sawed off shotgun and shoot you at point blank range.

Mah Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 04, 2012, 09:26:25 pm
I dig up out of the hill, been waiting there a while now.
*FALCON PUUUUUNCH!!!*

This be mah hill yo
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on September 04, 2012, 09:27:54 pm
Ghosted crzy the whole way up and as soon as crzy gets to the top of the hill i just give him a gentle shove off the hill.

Come at me, its my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 04, 2012, 09:29:55 pm
My wife climbs out of the hill as well, while you're distracted by her amazing looks, I brush the dirt off myself and slice your throat.
My hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on September 04, 2012, 09:37:40 pm
My rabbit jumps out and takes the hit from the blade and from my anger i get the blade and slit your throat O.o
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 04, 2012, 11:26:40 pm
##########################################################################################################################################################################################################################attack of my specially trained ninja vampire waffles#############################################################################################################################################################################
MY                   MY    MY             MY    HILL      HILL     HILLHILLHILL    HILL                HILL
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MY                    MY          MY              HILL      HILL     HILLHILLHILL    HILLHILLHILL     HILLHILLHILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LordoftheBlock on September 04, 2012, 11:29:28 pm
I turn back into GhostoftheBlock, and murder you.
My Haunted Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 05, 2012, 01:06:44 am
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++my ghost waffles ghost bust you.
My unhaunted hill(cause i revive the waffles)!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on September 05, 2012, 02:41:28 am
2 camels in a tiny car.




MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 05, 2012, 02:43:21 am
THREE camels in the same sized car. MY HILL(though im not sure why)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Tobs on September 05, 2012, 04:16:51 pm
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My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 05, 2012, 04:34:04 pm

  __    __    _______     ________       ________      _______     ______           ___         __      __       
 |  \  |  |   | ____  |    |__     __|      |___  ___|    |  ____  |   | ____  \        / __ \        \  \   /   /   
 |   \ |  |   | |    | |         |  |                | |         |  |     | |   | |     \  |     /  /_\  \        \  \_/  /     
 |  |\\| |   | |___| |         |  |                | |         |  |     | |   | |     | |     |  ___  |         \     /
 |_|  \\||   |_____|          |  |                | |         |  |___| |   | |___/ /     |  |   | |          |   |
 |   \ |  |   | |    | |         |__|               |_|         |______|    |_____/      |_|   |_|          |__|
my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on September 05, 2012, 05:02:11 pm
Kicked of your hill
LOLLOL     LOLLOL   LOL       LOL   
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL     LOL    LOL     
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL       LOLLOL       
LOL    LOL      LOL         LOL          FUNNY hill                                                                                                         
LOL               LOL         LOL                                                                                                                   
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Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spacescout on September 05, 2012, 06:25:24 pm
I come along with long boring contractral agreement and kick you off of the god damned hill.

Speak to my lawyer...

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 05, 2012, 06:38:30 pm
sued because the government doesnt allow people to scout outer space.
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on September 05, 2012, 07:41:37 pm
*shoves goalieguy into that pool in his avatar*

M Y
 H I L L
  !
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 05, 2012, 09:05:33 pm
i jump up like 1 of the basketball guys, hit you in the head and you roll down the hill.
This hill is mine.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: valkyrieX888 on September 06, 2012, 01:12:33 pm
I shoot down the hill with SuperDuperNuke Gun so the hill destroyed and Game Over!! lol

Hill Destroyed
Game Over
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on September 06, 2012, 02:12:51 pm
I build a new hill
MY HILLLLLL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spacescout on September 06, 2012, 08:10:29 pm
I am the Hill...

 ???
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 07, 2012, 12:39:53 am
I flatten the hill out with diamond tools. MY FLATLAND!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on September 07, 2012, 05:21:53 am
i destroyed my OLD hill
MY SKYLAND
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on September 07, 2012, 05:09:58 pm
Once this gets to 100 pages, I'm locking this.  The creativity ran out circa page 15.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 07, 2012, 06:12:28 pm
I take my time machine back to the beginning, And claim the hill first.
(its getting locked at 100 pages, that means someone will claim the hill for good)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on September 07, 2012, 10:21:24 pm
I Falcon Kick you off.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Flamefirre! on September 07, 2012, 10:27:59 pm
   I challenged you to mattress jousting, Terewee. And unfortunately for you, Peter Griffin came and sang "Eye of the Tiger" during the match, which gave me enough energy to "FUS RO DAH" you off my hill.
   And then we all have a drunk party and "celebratory dances" and all that kind of crap.
After my victory, we watch closely for our new, unknown challenger to attempt and take MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 07, 2012, 11:23:20 pm
Tgis should be the final post:
i say we all be friends! :)
OUR SHARED HILL
(this is also my post)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NatanylJames (N8MATTHEWS) on September 08, 2012, 05:44:07 pm
Killed for sharing..my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 08, 2012, 07:47:48 pm
I blare the song "call me maybe" up the hill,  causing all those girls you hang out with to dance and knock you off the hill, I shoo them away.... MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on September 09, 2012, 04:39:24 am
I get my catapult on the ground aimed at you filled with an angry bird (the red one to be precise) and then launch straight at your head which knocks you off the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on September 09, 2012, 05:23:12 am
I Garv the New angry Bird game Bird's and uses deweymeister's catapult at him :P

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 09, 2012, 12:57:17 pm
Im a peace maker. Lets all share!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on September 09, 2012, 05:27:04 pm
*shoots goalieguy*



MY HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FOR HONORRRRRRRRRRR FOR GLORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 09, 2012, 05:36:24 pm
i had a JUGGARNAUGHT!!!!It's still my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on September 09, 2012, 06:45:28 pm
get a M.O.A.P and destroyed goalieguy60
but really weird not the hill
MY HILLLLL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 09, 2012, 07:09:44 pm
I tell you all that your parents are calling you home..... I walk over and claim MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 09, 2012, 08:57:47 pm
i eat you like my sig.
my hill.
Edit:my sig ran away. We run u over escaping the duck. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 11, 2012, 01:55:30 am
I AM the duck! In your panic you hit a big rock.

MY HILL! I have ressurected from this topic.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 11, 2012, 11:13:11 am
We come across the game of duck hunter.
My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 11, 2012, 10:20:16 pm
I unplug Duck Hunt and kick you guys off the hill. Mine
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 12, 2012, 01:28:10 am
You become TOO crazy and run away. Reclaimed.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 12, 2012, 08:59:32 pm
I invite all if you to my so called "tea party" which happened to be a death trap.

MY HILL DAWG
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 12, 2012, 11:03:00 pm
i get you banned for death trapping. my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 12, 2012, 11:32:36 pm
As your so called bad punctuation is not accurate,(not saying it is always) I convince optical to pardon me, and convinced him that you made it, leaving you banned for another two centuries.

MY HILL YO
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 13, 2012, 11:45:36 am
The hill is not ingame. I life hack and use an ultra punch.
You die.
my
hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on September 19, 2012, 04:16:19 am
I get Relkeb To use his Admin Power to kill you 5000 Ways.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 19, 2012, 04:26:01 am
I get you to join 1000 ways to die, and get you star of the show.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 19, 2012, 09:28:30 pm
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on September 19, 2012, 10:55:49 pm
Falcon Pwanch!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 20, 2012, 12:24:16 am
Falcawn keeck.

Mah heel.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on September 20, 2012, 02:15:34 am
…I can see what they meant that the creativity was lowering… :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 20, 2012, 03:36:31 am
I know. I dropped out after around 65 pages, and came back around page 92
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 20, 2012, 03:56:50 am
Whilst y'all busy yourselves with talk, I have a construction team move the hill, Its mine now :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on September 20, 2012, 04:04:20 am
Lame Punch

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 20, 2012, 04:16:12 am
My hill. I ran out of ideas so from now on I am going to repeatedly say MY HILL! For no apparent reason.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 20, 2012, 07:39:22 am
master spark. (a cookie for anyone who gets this one)

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 20, 2012, 10:48:50 am
I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!
my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 21, 2012, 03:58:35 am
Now son, don't touch that cactus.

*goalieguy60 gravitates toward the cactus

You're dead to me.

MY HILL! OF LOW-CREATIVITY!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on September 22, 2012, 04:18:31 pm
I throw a rock at your head but miss. A giant rock sent from the gods lands on you.





 MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on September 26, 2012, 03:42:24 pm
i let you get drunk wich smirnof and steal your hil wile passing out

my hill!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 26, 2012, 04:06:34 pm
I send you to school to learn proper spelling,
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 26, 2012, 04:49:08 pm
October 15th 1990, FBI headquarters in Langley VA, USA

William Sessions sits at his desk, staring at the manila envelope in front of him, while his advisor stands stoically in front of him, waiting for the Directors response. "Jim I've worked with you closely over the last 2 years, and you have yet to steer me wrong." The Director paused as he considered what was being proposed. "So essentially what you're telling me is that the only way America can secure this land in the future is if we go through with this project?"
"Yes sir," Jim Connelly said, "Project CRZY is the only way sir." The Director stared at Jim Connelly, would this be the right decision? He was asking him to approve a Blacklisted project, one that other sectors of the government would be unaware of, not to mention the ethical issues of it. "Jim you're asking to kidnap a child and turn it into a super soldier" William said. "Sir when you say it like that you make me sound like a bad person, we already have a candidate selected, it's a boy who will be born next month" He waited for the Director to say something. "Jim if it had been anyone else standing where you are I would have most likely had them fired, but I trust you." Se said as he started signing the forms. "I hope to God you're right about this Jim, or we should both go to hell" Jim's mouth showed a hint of a smile. "Sir if that's the case at least I'll have good company." For the first time that day William Session smiled as he handed the envelope back to Jim. "Thank you sir" he said before turning to leave


November 29th, 1990, Durango City Hospital in Durango CO

A mother waits for news of her baby, "complications" have kept her from seeing him for over an hour. Suddenly a doctor appears in the doorway, looking somber. "Where is he?" The mother asks. The doctor shakes his head as he can't find words for this mother. She bursts into tears as her sister try's to console her, little do they know that the baby is well on his way to an underground facility located in Arizona, far from prying eyes.


Ten years later

He lays on his hard metal bunk staring at the ceiling, he has no name, all he knows is this place, these cold walls that contain him. He's been poked with needles most of his life, nearly every day. He doesn't know why, he doesn't ask. He knows his purpose, he has been trained to fight, to kill. He knows that he will one day, he doesn't know who or when, but he knows his purpose. This keeps him calm, this thought, this thought that no 10 year old should have, puts him into a calm sleep



September 2012

He is being shown pictures of a hill, pictures hes seen for almost a year now. He has learned every blade of grass, every bump, he has learned everything about this hill. And his adversary, this "Terrewee" from the  Netherlands. He knows it's time, he will be putting all his training to use, to take this hill.

It's midnight, He's in the back of a van, loaded down with more weapons than any human could need. The van slows and the tail lights make the dirt being kicked up glow red in the darkness. A man opens the divider between this killing machine and the drivers seat. "The hill is 10 miles north of this location" he says, pointing to a map. "You have one hour to reach it" He says as the back doors are opened and the killing machine is released. The man in the front never sees project CRZY again, he knows where his future lies, and prays that his mission will go as smooth as planned.

Flying through the forest on feet that are seemingly lighter than air, project CRZY knows he will be victorious tonight. He has never seen anything outside the lab he was raised in for almost 22 years, and he knows that tonight is why. He crosses the ten miles in less than an hour, moving faster than any human should. He sees it, the hill. He sees
Terrewee, he knows what he must do. In a flash he's on the hill running full speed towards his target. Terrewee's eyse are like saucers as he sees this, this beast, running to him. He stops short of Terrewee.....
"Hey can I have this" he says, pointing to the hill "Meh, I don't care, go ahead" Terrewee says as he leaves.

MY HILL!


So much for low creativity lol
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hennydeez on September 26, 2012, 04:58:52 pm
(click to show/hide)

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 26, 2012, 05:08:16 pm
Really? Mine is 100% original and you copy a spam post??.??
You faint from writers block,
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on September 26, 2012, 05:32:04 pm
You get bored of having the hill and hand it to me.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on September 26, 2012, 06:43:41 pm
Uses Giant Fulffy bunny to Kick Crab Off the Hill
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on September 26, 2012, 08:09:21 pm
I threw a rock at tue ground and missed. So that makes me mentally retarded.

STILL HIS HILL SIRS
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 26, 2012, 11:23:14 pm
Amazing story 4crzy8uall.

My hill. I'm bored.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on September 27, 2012, 01:15:04 am
I can make a pie.

My hill because I can make a pie and that is creative.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: xNuzzy on September 27, 2012, 01:29:03 am
I can eat a pie.

My hill because I can eat a pie and that is yummy :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on September 28, 2012, 01:33:06 am
I took all the pie and put it at the bottem of the hill where every one runs to get it
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hennydeez on September 28, 2012, 09:23:31 am
I took all the pie and put it at the bottem of the hill where every one runs to get it
MY HILL

My grandmother is on top of the hill baking a fresh new pie with some anchovies and chocolate custard fillings.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on September 28, 2012, 10:08:52 am
i eat with your grandma, then leave you the hill because that was delicious.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 28, 2012, 02:28:30 pm
You are sent to hell for murder and cannibalism.

My hill,
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on September 28, 2012, 03:16:39 pm
You are sent to hell for murder and cannibalism.

My hill,
i eat with your grandma, then leave you the hill because that was delicious.
Not "eat your grandma" -.-
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on September 28, 2012, 03:34:07 pm
I magicly teleport everyone to Montreal!



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 28, 2012, 05:18:38 pm
i can't speak french very well, so i return to the hill and kick your sorry ass off.
my hill.

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pugabyte on September 28, 2012, 06:22:26 pm
My hill.

98 pages of people fight ting over my hill later...

Too many people fighting over my hill.

Not my hill.

(presses button to release deadly poison on the hill, and waits 1 month).

Returns to hill.

"My hill."

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Terrewee on September 28, 2012, 07:52:51 pm
hill update:
-mopar23
+saint Terrewee the great

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on September 28, 2012, 08:53:50 pm
Code: [Select]
root@Latitude-XT2:~$ sudo shred -f -v -z /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar

Password for root: ********
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 1/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 2/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 3/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 4/4 (000000)...

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on September 28, 2012, 10:41:39 pm
Code: [Select]
root@Latitude-XT2:~$ sudo shred -f -v -z /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar

Password for root: ********
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 1/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 2/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 3/4 (random)...
shred: /home/opticraft/members/Terrewee.rar: pass 4/4 (000000)...

My hill

My WTF train goes WTF WTF WTF chugga chugga chugga WTF WTF WTF chugga chugga chugga chugga WTF WTF WTF.

My WTF train runs over 2crzy.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on September 28, 2012, 11:17:32 pm
I Like Trains
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: xNuzzy on September 30, 2012, 03:21:00 am
I make you hop on your train on a 1-way trip to china.... See Ya!

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on September 30, 2012, 05:56:27 am
I use my party skills to make dance down the hill
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ivy2112 on October 04, 2012, 06:47:57 pm
i dance with my gangnam style skills
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 04, 2012, 06:51:35 pm
But you're so bad at dancing to Gangnam Style that you fall over and down the hill just as I'm climbing up.

MY HILL!

(Also you sort of necro-posted...:P)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on October 04, 2012, 11:45:13 pm
It's not necroposting if the topic was so successful like this, and it was only about 4 days...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on October 05, 2012, 12:34:28 am
Whilst you debate I stroll up and take MY HILL!

Btw 100th page 1st post wins the hill, its getting locked then
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 05, 2012, 02:28:12 am
But you're so bad at dancing to Gangnam Style that you fall over and down the hill just as I'm climbing up.

MY HILL!

(Also you sort of necro-posted...:P)
That was not remotely close to a necro-post.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 05, 2012, 02:52:23 am
My Hill

Just cause :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on October 05, 2012, 04:02:07 am
You used my name in your title
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: joshskiizz on October 05, 2012, 05:47:04 am
Get's Super Spy from Combat Arms.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on October 05, 2012, 06:01:52 am
15 posts per page apparently. May whoever wins…… ahhh… I've got nothing XD This might be to speed things up… ::)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on October 05, 2012, 02:25:10 pm
I tell josh that there is a dieing puppy and he runs down to help
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: mgfrake on October 05, 2012, 03:00:48 pm
I push yu off the hill because you lied. You fall to your death

 Mah hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on October 05, 2012, 04:46:03 pm
I Call the grammar police and they haul you away for spelling my wrong
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on October 10, 2012, 12:55:04 am
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!!


My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on October 10, 2012, 11:07:10 am
Arceus.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 10, 2012, 09:59:52 pm
Sprite Bomb, My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on October 10, 2012, 10:56:25 pm
I shall claim the 100th page. I am epic
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on October 11, 2012, 12:01:39 am
I don't care who wins.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on October 11, 2012, 01:31:46 am
Walks up.... "EVERYONE OFF MY HIILLLLLLLL!!" *shoos you all away*

My Mo'Fracken hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on October 12, 2012, 10:53:01 am
Sneak up push you off MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 12, 2012, 07:46:00 pm
Whilst you debate I stroll up and take MY HILL!

Btw 100th page 1st post wins the hill, its getting locked then
Scottish  2crzy's post His Hilll!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ScottishChamp on October 12, 2012, 10:00:03 pm
:( never noticed sorry....Bye hill !
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 16, 2012, 02:30:40 am
Lol
Whilst you debate I stroll up and take MY HILL!

Btw 100th page 1st post wins the hill, its getting locked then
Scottish  2crzy's post His Hilll!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Relkeb on October 18, 2012, 11:42:55 pm
Nobody likes a buzzkill... unlocked. My post, MY RULES :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 18, 2012, 11:57:53 pm
Nobody likes a buzzkill... unlocked. My post, MY RULES :D
I overturn your rules by popular opinion...

MY PO-uhh-HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on October 19, 2012, 05:26:36 am
As you boast about with your fancy terms, I push you off and you roll down the hill.

My God Damned hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 19, 2012, 07:24:36 am
Throws a grenade at CazualxGrenade. He falls off. Throws a bomb at the hill! BANG!!! No one's hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DeweyMeister on October 19, 2012, 07:40:12 am
Falls into the giant crater, My Crater :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 19, 2012, 02:05:46 pm
Floods the crater, drowning all inhabitants and defenders.  Drains it, builds up a small island in the middle, and fills the hole around it with lava.  Builds a large tower on the center island and reinforces it with corrugated titanium. Places sentry towers equipped with Class-II Hydrolite Mazer anti-personnel on the outer rim.  Equips the inner fortress with Class-VI Funkheizer Gladiator cannons, Golan Eagle-III anti-air systems, and a complex sensor system.
Installs a planetary-class blast-absorbing localized shield as an afterthought.

MY. FREAKING. HILL/CRATER.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 19, 2012, 03:03:32 pm
Comes flying in from the moon and lands into the crater. MY CRATER. Umm...I mean hill. I hope I haven't turned this into "King of the Crater" lol.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: DiamondKnight629 on October 19, 2012, 05:10:56 pm
Distract you with a cake and then activate TNT to blow you up.

MY CRATER!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 19, 2012, 07:09:38 pm
Comes flying in from the moon and lands into the crater. MY CRATER. Umm...I mean hill. I hope I haven't turned this into "King of the Crater" lol.
I have anti-air, you derp. Still my crater/hill.
Distract you with a cake and then activate TNT to blow you up.

MY CRATER!
I have a blast-absorbing shield, too. Still my crater/hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 19, 2012, 09:09:41 pm
I nuke the Crater, My HOLE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on October 20, 2012, 05:57:58 am
I nano forge the hill back. Thus making it

Your_Mine's hill still!  And mine as well for bribery
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 20, 2012, 06:21:59 am
I just climb to the top do /kill CazualxGrenade.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on October 20, 2012, 02:14:40 pm
blow up the hill, make my own hill


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 20, 2012, 02:15:54 pm
I get a bear to kill you. No one's there at the time so I suppose it's my hill... ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on October 20, 2012, 02:17:29 pm
blow up there bear, and the hill, and build a new hill


MY HILL YET AGAIN!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 21, 2012, 12:21:01 am
Pretty sure my original hill had plenty of weaponry and shielding to take care of nukes.  This hill is still mine.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 21, 2012, 10:16:03 pm
I buy it off you

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 22, 2012, 05:05:18 am
Computer trys to get a Op To world edit Lava City on top of It instead The Op just placed a block of lava on Computer

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spyow on October 22, 2012, 09:42:51 pm
'Cause I told you once,
And I told you twice
We gon' light it up
BECAUSE IT'S MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 22, 2012, 10:21:22 pm
MY HILL!

Because I'm Awesome!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JakeTheSnake888 on October 22, 2012, 10:26:20 pm
Rains Creepers into the cracks of his shields   



MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 23, 2012, 05:24:55 am
Rains skele And I am so awesome I farm like 50000 Records while RFC gets blown up.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on October 23, 2012, 06:13:09 am
Oppan Gangnam Style. (it's playing on the radio XD I have my radio on even when I sleep.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spyow on October 23, 2012, 12:34:26 pm
He never said My Hill, so MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 24, 2012, 12:57:03 am
MY HILL!

because Spy had no reason ;)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on October 24, 2012, 03:33:25 am
As you guys dont have a single description of how you take the hill, I outsmart then with my advanced knowledge and awesome grades
(click to show/hide)
and you guys have a brain fart, leading to paralyzation, thus having me to disable all mechanics from the hill.



MY HILL PEOPLE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spyow on October 24, 2012, 05:59:53 pm
*Deletes World*
*Create New World*
*Building Terrain*
*Finds new hill*

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 24, 2012, 06:43:28 pm
*Hacks into spyow7's LAN world*

I don't know why or how that's possible but:

(click to show/hide)

If that's not big enough then:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 24, 2012, 11:07:51 pm
I just Kill everone ;D



MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on October 25, 2012, 09:44:33 pm
I just kill Nhataley

MY HILL DAMNIT!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on October 29, 2012, 12:53:26 pm
[G] Coolcrab88: /kick kag1999 I want the hill!
kag1999 left the game.

MY HILL! :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on October 30, 2012, 01:40:55 am
/nuke 1000
and then i use a red katar and gem armor from equivealnt exchange i win by default i also enable offensive and movement ablities on my armor so


my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Redchecks on October 30, 2012, 01:51:54 am
This topic is getting longly boring and i claim the hill by locking it
My Hill


feel free to unlock(people with powers)

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on October 30, 2012, 01:56:39 am
i unlock it for you locke dit for no reason my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on October 30, 2012, 04:53:22 am
I assasian the Master assasian :P

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on October 31, 2012, 12:38:07 am
/kittycannon


MY GODGIGGITYFREAKINDAMN HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on October 31, 2012, 01:02:00 am
From standard orbit, I order an antimatter torpedo to be fired on your location, followed by a focused forward phaser volley.  An away team beams down to mop up survivors and establish a forward base.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on October 31, 2012, 09:30:03 pm
I Conivince you into a allignence!

My 1/2 Hill
Your_Mine's 1/2 Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on November 01, 2012, 02:27:14 am
I Conivince you into a allignence!

My 1/2 Hill
Your_Mine's 1/2 Hill
I believe we should call it your grave!

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayal!

100% my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 02, 2012, 05:15:07 am
/killall



MY HILL FORVER!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Your_Mine on November 02, 2012, 02:35:52 pm
The spelling police arrest you.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on November 02, 2012, 06:29:37 pm
I delete you from the internet.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Coolcrab88 on November 02, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
I kill you cuz why not? :P
My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ironjack9899 on November 03, 2012, 05:35:56 am
I nuke the world why I am in space.  :P






My Hill.
[/b]
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on November 03, 2012, 05:53:03 am
Where is this "hill"? This place does not exist, but I do remember that there was once a hill that was fought over for pointless reasons. Are YOU the one that destroyed this "hill"? You should be ashamed. Go find a mountain on a different planet; maybe Mars. Mars sounds like a good place to continue your pointless conquests.
XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 03, 2012, 03:30:49 pm
Goes to mars

Finds a hill


MY HILL MY HILL MY HILL MY HILL MY HILL MY HILL!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jh2018 on November 04, 2012, 03:00:26 pm
Finds the Undiscovered planet made of Diamonds

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on November 04, 2012, 03:23:03 pm
ill revive the original hill from the start of this conversation.

my hill bitches
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 05, 2012, 12:05:52 am
/ban gameguy96 using foul language exp date: never


my hill

fuck it
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 05, 2012, 11:43:21 pm
/ban kag1999 being a hypocrite because he cursed as well t: OVER 9000!!!!

But since I'm nice, I will leave the hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on November 06, 2012, 05:39:44 am
/ban SnapeTheSnipe r: Leaving a hill abandoned. t: 999y


Moi hill nao doggehs
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NathanialJones on November 06, 2012, 07:37:25 pm
I bake a GIANT cookie which runs off the hill to eat. I run up to the empty hill and build a city which soon grows into a giant empire,
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on November 07, 2012, 05:42:21 pm
I go on the hill and hide
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on November 07, 2012, 07:06:11 pm
bomb smir with pigeons. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 07, 2012, 09:50:41 pm
i //cut the hill and //paste it outside the world border.
NOBODIES HILL NOW HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 07, 2012, 10:20:57 pm
I contact optical about moving the world borders out more. The hill is open again!

And I called Chuck Norris. Bai bai


MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 08, 2012, 03:56:26 am
hack opticraft


ban everyone


my hill f**kers
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 08, 2012, 04:09:51 am
hack da hacker
get unbanned
move borders back.
sucsess.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 08, 2012, 09:12:09 am
cut the hill down and turn it into a farm

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 08, 2012, 11:41:03 am
cut the hill down and turn it into a farm

MY HILL


what hill? you cut down the hill you dumbass :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 08, 2012, 04:35:40 pm
while you argue with kag i harvest your farn and DONT REPLANT.




my harvest.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 08, 2012, 05:03:00 pm
i break your chests and retrieve my wheat and seeds

MAH WHEAT
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 08, 2012, 05:07:07 pm
LWC. too bad.
STILL my harvest.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 08, 2012, 07:58:29 pm
uses a hack client to get tnt


blows up farm

builds a hill

surrounds it with locked doors


my hill yet again
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 08, 2012, 08:37:38 pm
therevwas no farm to blow up.
i stack over your doors.
i kill you while you eat cookies.
ma hill is ma hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 09, 2012, 01:50:11 am
/ban goalieguy60 killed a player t:999999999999999999999999999999888888999999866533789998679999999999 eternities.

MY SPAMMY HILL!



(P.S. ICBM Mod. I blew it up afterwards)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 09, 2012, 11:44:33 am
i didnt really kill him, i just stole his items and sent him to spawn!
(somebody unban me from this post!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on November 09, 2012, 12:33:27 pm
/undoactions goalieguy 999
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 09, 2012, 01:54:02 pm
i beez your bodyguard.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on November 09, 2012, 02:12:09 pm
/copy, /paste hill into classic. no farms, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: officiersmirnof on November 09, 2012, 03:49:14 pm
build a mountain arround it

my mountain/hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 09, 2012, 04:16:48 pm
i turn the land upsidedown and push the hill up from bedrock with megapistons.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jh2018 on November 12, 2012, 04:51:28 am
Tornado kicks That goalie guy, Turns the hill right side up, and makes a house out of 5 layers of Obsidian and Bedrock on the hill.

MY HILL FOO!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: partyguy15 on November 12, 2012, 07:35:57 pm
There is a problem with the last post. Because your not and admin or an Op you cant place bedrock so i casualy stroll up the mountin and get a Mod to block log the obsidan and i sit at the top with a waffle

MY HILL
(Waffles)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Drunz on November 12, 2012, 08:07:06 pm
I ban you from the server and take the hill.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: TheRealFamous on November 12, 2012, 08:28:25 pm
I pardon him and I ban you! HA!
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Drunz on November 13, 2012, 03:00:40 am
I get pardoned and you get banned for banning a higher rank =p, I also reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on November 13, 2012, 03:26:30 am
theone7142


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NathanialJones on November 13, 2012, 03:27:46 am
I use world edit and cut the hill and paste it under me
MY HILL  8)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 13, 2012, 05:09:02 am
Banned for using mods.

MY HILL!

Hurr durr herpaderp imaxrayer
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 13, 2012, 08:31:17 pm
Banned for using mods.

MY HILL!

Hurr durr herpaderp imaxrayer
Let me Resize that
Banned for using mods.

MY HILL!

Hurr durr herpaderp imaxrayer
Get Banned, My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on November 13, 2012, 08:43:41 pm
WoodenSlime sneaks up behind Snape and pushes him off!

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Wyboth on November 13, 2012, 08:49:34 pm
Junkfunction distracts WoodenSlime by griefing his town. I climb the hill while he is distracted.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 13, 2012, 09:15:53 pm
zwaan cuts down the hill and rebuilds it on the skylands

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 13, 2012, 11:26:36 pm
WoodenSlime sneaks up behind Snape and pushes him off!

MY HILL!

Fail. I was already banned by Computer
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 14, 2012, 02:04:39 am
Warning: 3 Qutoes
(click to show/hide)
Since It was never Wooden's Hill, Techincly my hil  *hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on November 14, 2012, 07:54:51 am
Uses Unicorn Powers To Push Computer Off,

MEH HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 14, 2012, 08:33:00 am
stabs slime  in the back

zwaan cuts down the hill and rebuilds it on the skylands

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on November 14, 2012, 04:54:55 pm
Uses water privileges to drown zwaan.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 14, 2012, 05:06:10 pm
*hum

the hill is still on the skylands?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on November 14, 2012, 08:33:22 pm
Gets zwaan in a head-lock and throws him off.

MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 14, 2012, 09:05:24 pm
Banned for using water privileges to kill another player.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on November 15, 2012, 12:31:17 am
/ipban all of you i build a giant castle in the sky which is on a giant pink fluffy dragon's back that shit's brick's and breathe's fire i then move the hill into the castle somewhere hidden then claim it as my hill GG i win
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 15, 2012, 12:36:30 am
hack ure mc, unban myself, ban you, blow up your castle and constipated dragon with ghasts, then get bored and blow up the entire map, create a new world, build a hill, MY HILL BITCHES!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 15, 2012, 12:40:20 am
/ban kag1999 called everyone a bitch t: 100 eternities.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 15, 2012, 12:42:17 am
hack again, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 15, 2012, 12:47:21 am
/ban kag1999 Hacked client t: 101 eternities

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dalei on November 15, 2012, 01:44:59 am
I convince opticalza to ipban everyone then i hack his account and ipbans himself. Then i go on mc with my account and wander on the destroyed hill.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 15, 2012, 03:37:11 pm
The hill is still mine, you unbanned opticalza, not yourself.

MY (and opticalza's) HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on November 16, 2012, 03:05:21 am
Opticalza finds out this nonsense and puts the whole server under his protection.
Only optical's hill! lol
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 16, 2012, 05:48:34 am
Opticalza finds out this nonsense and puts the whole server under his protection.
Only optical's hill! lol

And let's keep it that way.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on November 16, 2012, 06:12:51 am
Kills Sonic for saying that :P (Jk) Annnnnd Snape ;D


''My Hill!''


Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 16, 2012, 11:16:29 pm
Kills Nhataley for incorrect use of "Aaaand it's gone" meme.

(I knew about that phrase before it was cool :P)

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dalei on November 17, 2012, 05:55:00 pm
I wander torwards snape with invisabity potion and then puts a helmet on, scaring snape!
My hill!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on November 17, 2012, 09:00:53 pm
I wander torwards snape with invisabity potion and then puts a helmet on, scaring snape!
My hill!!!
I throw some milk on the ground, making your invisibility wear off instantly, and I summon a godzilla slime to kill you. And Protect the hill.


MOI HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 18, 2012, 10:50:08 pm
Hi there.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 19, 2012, 11:02:01 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1DhCy.jpg&hash=2b528991e35d3b9f1bba061c0cf9430c)

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on November 20, 2012, 03:34:45 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1DhCy.jpg&hash=2b528991e35d3b9f1bba061c0cf9430c)

my hill

my hill for you being so rude not inviting me to where there are xplosions happening xplo is also insulted and we both precede to slap you with over sid\zed fish till you die from extremly severe internal beeding while we climb up the hill i procede to mock you and i call in 3 diffrent air stirkes 1 filled with nerve gas 1 filled with napalm and the other to chuck down some c4 which i can trigger with a thought


 MINE AND XPLO'S HILL FOREVER MUHAHAHAHHAHA



Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on November 20, 2012, 03:39:14 am
Nhataley assasianate Destroy8r9

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on November 20, 2012, 03:41:22 am
pfft you can not out assassinate me that was merely a fake which when you procede to climb up my hill you get hit by the nerve gas which paralyzes you i then procede to set off the c4 MINE AND XPLO'S HILL STILL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 20, 2012, 09:24:57 pm
Salsa powers.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 20, 2012, 11:33:58 pm
super-spicy salsa powers!


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Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Destroy8r9 on November 21, 2012, 12:10:27 am
salsa doesnt work more double's are made of me my hill and xpplo's hill still oh fyi you all forgot to disarm my trap's muhahahahahahaha
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 21, 2012, 12:12:48 am
Thanks for telling me. I disarm your traps and hire a sniper.

MY HILL! And the sniper's
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: theone7142 on November 21, 2012, 06:36:04 am
I simply throw a single salute to you and you fall for the ruse i provided of comradery.


MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 21, 2012, 07:01:06 pm
Let me resize this for you.

Thanks for telling me. I disarm your traps and hire a sniper.

MY HILL! And the sniper's

Thanks for telling me. I disarm your traps and hire a sniper.

MY HILL! And the sniper's

And since you never took him out, he took YOU out. Well, I guess this means that it is

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: FNVcourierjon(SigilStone) on November 21, 2012, 09:20:05 pm
I summon a murder of crows (group of crows) to attack you until you die.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 21, 2012, 10:25:05 pm
Let me resize this for you.

Thanks for telling me. I disarm your traps and hire a sniper.

MY HILL! And the sniper's

Thanks for telling me. I disarm your traps and hire a sniper.

MY HILL! And the sniper's

And since you never took him out, he took YOU out. Well, I guess this means that it is

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on November 22, 2012, 12:56:45 am
I Push Snape & the Sniper!

''My Hill!''
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 22, 2012, 02:10:48 am
I scare nhat away!
I set un disarmable traps!
I make unbreakable walls!
I hire an undefeatable army!
I set unfoolable turrets!



          Mah hill now, sir!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on November 23, 2012, 07:58:38 pm
I fly over! pushes Off GoalieGuy

''MY HILL!"
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 24, 2012, 02:41:37 am
My turrets turn around.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on November 24, 2012, 07:08:10 am
I just walk casually through and your army and turrets destroy each other and the traps while I leave the scene unharmed.
Whoever claims next's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 24, 2012, 10:21:16 am
*ahem*
I have an army
(Still my hill)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on November 24, 2012, 11:23:17 am
Pushes Goalie Guy Off

My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 24, 2012, 03:14:31 pm
*ahem*
I have an army
(Still my hill)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on November 24, 2012, 08:01:54 pm
*ahem*
I have an army
(Still my hill)
I just walk casually through and your army and turrets destroy each other and the traps while I leave the scene unharmed.
Whoever claims next's hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 24, 2012, 09:01:08 pm
I scare nhat away!
I set un disarmable traps!
I make unbreakable walls!
I hire an undefeatable army!
I set unfoolable turrets!



          Mah hill now, sir!
*ahem*
I have an army
(Still my hill)
I just walk casually through and your army and turrets destroy each other and the traps while I leave the scene unharmed.
Whoever claims next's hill!
I still had walls.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dalei on November 24, 2012, 10:56:30 pm
I destroy the hill of quotes and make a new hill and places a diamond pstone on the new hill os it cannot be destroyed!

MAH HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 24, 2012, 11:29:46 pm
I surround the mountain with a dome of lava and go back to the previous mountain.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on November 25, 2012, 02:29:03 am
Who's hill/mountain is it? He didn't say "My hill/mountain" XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 25, 2012, 03:58:52 am
Well then
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on November 25, 2012, 07:38:17 pm
i surround the origonal hill in a dome of lava and build my own hill












my hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 25, 2012, 08:09:55 pm
Erm, im your bodyguard
OUR hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 27, 2012, 02:14:45 am
QWERTY SLAM!

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 27, 2012, 03:59:41 am
I am now guard.
I welcome and protect anyone who would like to live there.
*now i can stop posting here hehehehe...*
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 27, 2012, 07:52:15 pm
I throw a knife at you (Trendy Aren't I?)

ONLY MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 27, 2012, 08:38:28 pm
I decide to become ref. Any illegal play and i kill you.
STILL your hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 27, 2012, 09:03:16 pm
While you are sleeping I throw a knife at you (Trendy Aren't I?)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 28, 2012, 01:57:58 am
Its still your hill : P
YOUR HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 28, 2012, 02:41:42 am
I set up a million sentry turrets that only fire on anyone who says "Trendy Aren't I?"

STILL YOUR HILL COMPUTER!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 28, 2012, 02:51:15 am
I throw knives at the sentries... It didn't work (Am I Trendy?)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 28, 2012, 03:09:24 am
The sentries used their phrase recognition to match the words "Trendy" and "I" to the phrase "Trendy Aren't I" and therefore have shot you down.

THE SENTRIES HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 28, 2012, 03:14:40 am
Perfectly legal. Though the sentry guns cannot possese thechill. It must be a player.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 28, 2012, 03:25:10 am
My Corspe's Hill I'm still on it
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on November 28, 2012, 03:54:20 am
No sir you are not, you have been completely obliterated. And if a player must possess the hill and not a material object, I guess that means it is nobody's hill.

THE HILL IS EMPTY!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 28, 2012, 08:45:11 am
zwaan claims the hill and builds a thick bedrock wall around it

MAH HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 28, 2012, 11:53:41 am
I request a tp to you, some-how I got it, I asked a mod jokingly to put lava inside the bedrock enclosed hill, suprisingly they did what I asked.and I zoomed to my /home where there is a desert hill

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: zwaan111 on November 28, 2012, 11:55:42 am
doesnt count, only the hill can be claimed

puts water on the hill and creates lotsa obsid and cobble

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on November 29, 2012, 01:22:41 am
Read the first post. This hill is virtual. I hack hills everywhere!
We EACH get a hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on November 29, 2012, 03:29:43 am
I greif every hill, including mine, coinsidentaly logblock got messed up
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on November 30, 2012, 04:33:25 pm
Using my time travel/matter manipulation powers, I turn you into antimatter. As you deteriorate, I convert the hill into pure energy, which I then harness to send you back to the big bang, and therefore completely obliterate you. I then teleport a martian hill to the previous location, and I set up a time field around the hill that will send anyone who touches it to the heat death of the universe

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Nhataley on December 01, 2012, 06:34:35 am
I walk up the hill. Look at thedude114 say "oh, Sorry your hill!"

Walk down with a clean conscience.

Your Hill!

P.S. Compliments goes to Jebbox from the front page :P

Snape is so awesome. So awesome he gets the hill forever :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 02, 2012, 04:42:58 am
I walk up the hill. Look at thedude114 say "oh, Sorry your hill!"

Walk down with a clean conscience.

Your Hill!

P.S. Compliments goes to Jebbox from the front page :P

Snape is so awesome. So awesome he gets the hill forever :P

Oh well thank you.

FIREVER ALONE ON MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 02, 2012, 04:29:30 pm
Can i build a village on your hill snape?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 02, 2012, 07:29:10 pm
Sure.

OUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on December 04, 2012, 03:00:22 am
Too bad the village is made out of tnt, Optical was attempting to see if anyone wouldn't notice, I did

My Crater

Oh, and by the way,
I walk up the hill. Look at thedude114 say "oh, Sorry your hill!"

Walk down with a clean conscience.

Your Hill!

P.S. Compliments goes to Jebbox from the front page

Snape is so awesome. So awesome he gets the hill forever  
 
« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 23:42:29 by SnapeTheSnipe »
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 04, 2012, 03:02:27 am
Lol.
Forget tnt was disabled?
Our hill!
(And village)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on December 04, 2012, 03:08:03 am
(I meant Opticalza enabled them without notice)
Too bad the village is made out of tnt, Optical was attempting to see if anyone wouldn't notice That they were enabled, I did

My Crater

Ps: Bold= Edited
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: NathanialJones on December 04, 2012, 03:45:19 am
I dig a big cave under the crater, make a new hill in the cave,
MY UNDERGROUND HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 04, 2012, 12:16:21 pm
Tu. Ehn. Tu.
My bedrock!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Spyow on December 04, 2012, 09:37:51 pm
Just my hill... Kk guys?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 05, 2012, 02:13:14 am
No.
Still mine : P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 05, 2012, 03:34:52 am
Just so you know. I get my own private hill and watch you guys take over the main one with Goalieguy. Meaning that I just casually watch in my indestructible hill.

MINE AND GOALIEGUY60'S INDESTRUCTIBLE PRIVATE HILL!!!

(If anyone else wants to join us, please do. Go ahead)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 05, 2012, 11:40:29 pm
Mwahahaha. Battle, weaklings.












Battle.

Now.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: rambo0915 on December 06, 2012, 02:59:06 am
well go over put TNT in one hill blow it up put TNT in the other blow that up and then out of the rubbel of the hills i make my own hill...... sooooo HA













GET AT ME NOW :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: thedude114 on December 06, 2012, 04:39:46 pm
I teleport you to 5 minutes before the death star destroy's the earth.

My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: rambo0915 on December 07, 2012, 12:00:47 am
use my awsome powers and save the death star and get off of it and trow it at you


my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on December 07, 2012, 12:26:30 am
Gawd i just keer u aull and once again... my hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ninjafail888 on December 11, 2012, 02:50:46 am
Gets world edit.. replaces air with lava.. ur screwed



MAH HILL NOAW MAN    :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 11, 2012, 04:37:05 pm
I get my creeper army to destroy you all!!!

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 11, 2012, 04:57:38 pm
I get my creeper army to destroy you all!!!

MY HILL!!
murders the creepers brutally, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 12, 2012, 04:40:19 pm
Get the authorities to take you away.

MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 12, 2012, 11:06:29 pm
kills the authorities, still my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 13, 2012, 06:04:31 am
Tell my mummy you killed the authorities.

My hill :)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 13, 2012, 04:16:48 pm
uses GTA cheat codes to dodge your mummy powers. MY hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 14, 2012, 05:51:51 am
Don't you even bring my mother into this!!! :p Well I get my chicken army (I wrote a story on in a post) and then I get them to kill you and everyone in the world.

My hill :-)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 14, 2012, 05:57:50 am
I agree to your terms and conditions from your other post.

...

Just so you know, I'm still on mine and goalie guy's neutral hill, so the above doesn't mean jack squat.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ragequiter13 on December 14, 2012, 01:35:01 pm
Build a hill aout of bedrock and build an epic house with a farm and i soround myself in bedrock -MY OWN HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 14, 2012, 03:56:53 pm
I buy the whole entire universe, anything in the universe is mine, I make new hills for everyone.  You don't know that I put explosives in them.  You all go to your hills I blow you up, you die, end of story my hill.

My hill >:)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 14, 2012, 11:42:56 pm
returns with my lama army of like 20 pages back, creates my own universe and overwrites snape's neutral hill, my hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 15, 2012, 12:28:20 am
My neutral hill is a place where anyone can join me and watch the action, and is ABSOLUTELY indestructible. It's still here. As for the actual main hill, I think it's neutral.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 15, 2012, 11:36:01 pm
My neutral hill is a place where anyone can join me and watch the action, and is ABSOLUTELY indestructible. It's still here. As for the actual main hill, I think it's neutral.
its not distroyed, just overwritten like a pokémon file, you lost all your progress
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 15, 2012, 11:57:03 pm
Ahem, let me rephrase:

ABSOLUTELY indestructible. It will always be there no matter what.

STILL YOUR HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on December 16, 2012, 01:51:02 am
Gameguy seems to despise people not wanting to have conflict :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on December 16, 2012, 04:27:21 am
I split 10000000 atoms on snape's hill, your screwed..

My hill >:-)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 16, 2012, 08:12:34 pm
Gameguy seems to despise people not wanting to have conflict :P
i want waaarrr!!!!, so i just take over the neutral indestructable hill and slaughter everyone there, leaving the hill intact. my hill.
because
THIS..
IS.....

OPTICRAAAFFFTTTT
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kodak28 on December 16, 2012, 08:49:16 pm
Using my immense amount of stealth I sneak up behind gg in the dark and slice him into thin sandwich meat type slices with his own arsenal of knives and swords. ;)

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 16, 2012, 08:50:33 pm
Using my immense amount of stealth I sneak up behind gg in the dark and slice him into thin sandwich meat type slices with his own arsenal of knives and swords. ;)

My hill.
i m not allowed to leave, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kodak28 on December 16, 2012, 08:59:47 pm
*I allow you to leave*©
My hill. ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 16, 2012, 09:01:30 pm
i sue you for using my copyrighted sentence
as seen in the following conversation:
*i allow you to leave* my hill
-copyright gameguy96
ha!
i copyrighted it!
i sue you if u use it

so my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Kodak28 on December 16, 2012, 09:03:23 pm
I stay on the hill because I'm now too poor to get any other place to live.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 16, 2012, 09:05:04 pm
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekosystem.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FOBJECTION.jpg&hash=3c2cbb38568c15406ad5778a793fc6b4)
i have the right to remove you from my property.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: titans55 on December 17, 2012, 02:41:29 am
Turns out the contract on the land was expired, so I take it with TNT and creepers.
Soon I set up a large army base around the hill.
GG you have to take this by force don't try anything stupid!

So there's a new player in the game!

MY HILL!


Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 17, 2012, 06:12:31 pm
does something incredibly stupid, what somehow works out.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: tribalturtle on December 17, 2012, 07:17:34 pm
Murders GG and takes copyright of the hill.
Zeldie's Hill (c)
So yeah, My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 17, 2012, 08:01:23 pm
Murders GG and takes copyright of the hill.
Zeldie's Hill (c)
So yeah, My hill.
there was no copyright on the hill, so my hill!(cuze i am immortal and shizz like that)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: titans55 on December 17, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
I join a secret alliance with Zelda and we take over the hill cause 2 is better than 1
and we nuke the hill :P
Our hill!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Drunz on December 18, 2012, 10:08:07 pm
I gangnam style dance while blasting the music on the hill until you leave, then a pull out a lawn chair, umbrella, and place a  towel on the ground.

And nonchalantly sip on my martini.

Oh, by the way hill.

MY HILL.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jko831 on December 18, 2012, 10:25:26 pm
I tweet about how this server's staff banned me for raging after I lost my diamond armor, causing all mods/ops/admins to commit suicide.

My hill.

(Don't be a coward and press DELETE POST)

Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 19, 2012, 09:16:41 pm
I tweet about how this server's staff banned me for raging after I lost my diamond armor, causing all mods/ops/admins to commit suicide.

My hill.

(Don't be a coward and press DELETE POST)


i am a classic op so i wouldnt give a flying fuck.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 20, 2012, 01:00:32 am
I'm an SMP Moderator so I don't give a flying fuck either.

NOT MY HILL! After all, I'm still in the spectator hill :P
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Chief149 on December 20, 2012, 04:42:10 am
*creates a new hill that is larger than the original hill, and made out of solid gold blocks.

*watches everyone else fights over the other hill while laughing.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 20, 2012, 04:44:07 am
*creates a new hill that is larger than the original hill, and made out of solid gold blocks.

*watches everyone else fights over the other hill while laughing.

That's what the spectator hill is for. We have a hotel in here too, with refreshments. Care to join?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 20, 2012, 10:47:10 pm
*creates a new hill that is larger than the original hill, and made out of solid gold blocks.

*watches everyone else fights over the other hill while laughing.

That's what the spectator hill is for. We have a hotel in here too, with refreshments. Care to join?
ermmm that one is deleted, the save is overwritten
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 21, 2012, 02:32:02 am
Nope. It's not, it will always be there.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on December 21, 2012, 03:27:27 am
It's just in the code, man. If you try delete it, this game is over ::)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 21, 2012, 03:00:32 pm
It's just in the code, man. If you try delete it, this game is over ::)
no i am deteting a second hill not the rl one, this are neutral bastards! i wanna burn them!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 24, 2012, 08:11:36 am
I made gameguy delete system32!
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 24, 2012, 01:49:48 pm
i strangle you in your sleep, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ☣2crzy4uall☣ on December 26, 2012, 04:00:22 am
I come flying over the hills, to THE hill, in santas sleigh, Rudolph lasers all of you to death and lands with a clatter on the hill.

 MY HO HO HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 26, 2012, 06:09:03 am
the easter bunny, tooth fairy, santa and all of his reindeer form a rebellion, they begin to develop nuclear weapons and fire at crzy.
MY HILL :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 26, 2012, 09:34:28 pm
revives from the burnt corpses on the hill and shoots all the holidays. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 26, 2012, 09:38:46 pm
One cannot simply revive someone after a nuclear bomb and kill all holidays..
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 27, 2012, 01:15:30 am
I speak of recruit 24.
Hill-mine.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on December 27, 2012, 03:28:18 pm
I start to walk up the hill but gets hit with the Ban Hammer.

Your Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 27, 2012, 05:52:41 pm
I start to walk up the hill but gets hit with the Ban Hammer.

Your Hill!
well... i guess my hill then
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 27, 2012, 08:46:30 pm
While you insert a ... in your sentence i throw the keyboard at a wall!
You cannot move now so i place water near you until you flow off the side of the hill.
Le hill=mine.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 27, 2012, 11:28:11 pm
I make you listen to justin bieber. everybody dies.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on December 28, 2012, 01:09:46 am
I make you listen to justin bieber. everybody dies.
my hill

*My remains' hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on December 28, 2012, 03:31:24 am
Optical gives me 1k cause i voted. I bribe i to give me the hill w/ it.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ninjafail888 on December 28, 2012, 05:20:08 pm
sneaks up like a ninja and failed 888 times then succeeds on the 889th try.


See what i did there
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 28, 2012, 07:51:36 pm
I make everyone listen to drowning pool.
 Goalie Guy has lost the hill!
 LIEKABOWSE has taken the hill!
+1 Hill for LIEKABOWSE
\o/
 |
/ \
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 28, 2012, 11:49:34 pm
has no clue what ur talking about. but a baseballbat will solve this
*gameguy96 smaks your head in

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 29, 2012, 12:40:57 am
gameguy suddenly realizes i am still concious. I split the nucleus of a Uranium atom.  FATALITY.
 --gameguy96 has lost the hill!--
 --LIEKABOWSE has gained the hill!--
 +1 Hill for LIEKABOWSE!
\o/
 |
/ \
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 29, 2012, 07:00:02 pm
out of th silence dooms up a fearful mist, it chills your bones...
you dare not look behind you.
while slowly you cant see because of the fog. and suddenly
you feel watched. it looks like a hand is reaching towards your throat. you try to run, but its too late.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on December 30, 2012, 09:19:45 pm
out of th silence dooms up a fearful mist, it chills your bones...
you dare not look behind you.
while slowly you cant see because of the fog. and suddenly
you feel watched. it looks like a hand is reaching towards your throat. you try to run, but its too late.

my hill
SLENDERMAN O:
my hill remains yours D:
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on December 30, 2012, 09:34:01 pm
out of th silence dooms up a fearful mist, it chills your bones...
you dare not look behind you.
while slowly you cant see because of the fog. and suddenly
you feel watched. it looks like a hand is reaching towards your throat. you try to run, but its too late.

my hill
SLENDERMAN O:
my hill remains yours D:
good boy
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ninjafail888 on December 31, 2012, 01:28:08 am
i take the hill while the current owner is not looking 8)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on December 31, 2012, 05:58:43 pm
I kill the current owner while ninja isn't looking


I also kill ninja 888 times


my hill

go cry about it
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 01, 2013, 01:03:58 am
I kill the current owner while ninja isn't looking


I also kill ninja 888 times


my hill

go cry about it
*cries* then stands up and kills you. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 04, 2013, 04:34:45 am
XpLoZzIv buys the hill off gameguy96 and declares the hill as his own!
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: loltation on January 04, 2013, 12:22:56 pm
Turns on questionable and annoying music sought after by teenagers, driving the previous owner to insanity followed by suicide.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 04, 2013, 04:03:30 pm
is a teenager so doesnt give a crap. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on January 07, 2013, 09:39:49 pm
Is a teenager who does give a crap.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 08, 2013, 12:15:55 am
Walks onto the hill... looks at a near by stereo. grabs the stereo.
Throws the stereo with shitty 10 year old music off the hill and the current owner runs after the stereo leaving the hill unattended.... Grabs another stereo and puts the Blood Hound Gang on.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on January 08, 2013, 03:03:41 am
My hill. You young punks are hipsters with your stereos  Damn jimpsters.
My hill cause im elderly.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: iGenerator on January 08, 2013, 07:36:15 am
Walks up to old man, baseball bat in hand and smashes it across his face. The old man groans and falls to his knees I promptly kick him in the chest and watch him roll down the hill. My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on January 08, 2013, 11:29:46 am
Walks up to old man, baseball bat in hand and smashes it across his face. The old man groans and falls to his knees I promptly kick him in the chest and watch him roll down the hill. My hill!
too bad the old man SUIT is really an iron man suit
Yiu can guess whats next.
Ma hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 08, 2013, 04:09:48 pm
Walks up to old man, baseball bat in hand and smashes it across his face. The old man groans and falls to his knees I promptly kick him in the chest and watch him roll down the hill. My hill!
too bad the old man SUIT is really an iron man suit
Yiu can guess whats next.
Ma hill.
STOP! magnet time.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on January 08, 2013, 10:43:56 pm
Keep the hill for nao. I just wanna know why you are no longer op.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on January 08, 2013, 11:36:33 pm
Keep the hill for nao. I just wanna know why you are no longer op.

He is, he just likes to go back and forth between crafter and op. so technically he's both.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on January 09, 2013, 01:46:25 am
Keep the hill for nao. I just wanna know why you are no longer op.

He is, he just likes to go back and forth between crafter and op. so technically he's both.
Oh. Seems legit.
And while gg is replying to me, i push him down the hill from behind.
My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Llyrrr (XpLo) on January 09, 2013, 04:34:28 am
Shoots goalie guy.
The end.
My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: loltation on January 09, 2013, 02:39:36 pm
Summons Gordon Freeman to the hill.
XpLoZzlv is slaughtered.

Gordon Freeman's hill!
(ha, see what i did there?)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 09, 2013, 10:05:42 pm
finally replies.i am op in-game. and crafter on forums.

*shoots gordon freeman. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on January 13, 2013, 04:00:22 pm
Shoots Gordon freeman first.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CookieMaster on January 13, 2013, 04:01:56 pm
Cookie Asks Pensfan Can i have this hill and pensfan says yes


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 13, 2013, 11:19:22 pm
damnit i almost won!
rages and kills cookiemaster.

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CookieMaster on January 14, 2013, 11:49:41 pm
Cookie Quickly says, lets end this mess and shoots gameguy in the balls and says

FUCK THIS HILL

And blows it up with tnt. then moves to the hill right next to the one he just blew up and says,


MY NEW HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on January 15, 2013, 10:44:51 pm
i walk up the hill


my powers of awesomeness kill cookiemaster

my hill now, CAUSE IM A BLAUWK :)


Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: gameguy96 on January 17, 2013, 05:20:54 pm
i hand you a giftbag and escort you to the exit. my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on January 23, 2013, 09:39:21 pm
I take the gift bag and push you out the exit.

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on January 23, 2013, 09:41:35 pm
Attention: All who wish to join me and Goalieguy on the spectator hill must fill out this following application:

Name:

Rank:

Why you want to join the spectator hill:

The spectator hill is an absolutely indestructible hill where all we do is relax, grab some snacks and a drink, and watch the action. Please keep in mind pretty much ALL applications will be accepted. Thank you.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on January 23, 2013, 09:43:13 pm

Name: Pensfan121

Rank:trusted

Why you want to join the spectator hill: I want to spectate
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on January 23, 2013, 09:44:33 pm
Welcome to he spectator hill! Please type /godmode and the fridge is over there, chips on the right and I will be in the kitchen with the blender making salsa.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CazualxGrenade on January 23, 2013, 09:45:32 pm
Name:CazualxGrenade

Rank:Trusted

Why you want to join spectator hill:I wanna join spectator hill, just because it's tiring to just take the hill and ending up having them destroyed... P.S. Do you guys have Piña Colada?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on January 23, 2013, 09:52:25 pm
We have everything Cazual. You know what to do, /godmode, food drinks yaddayddaydda enjoy!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on January 24, 2013, 01:25:01 am
Name: SonicHogSpeed

Rank:Trusted

Why you want to join the spectator hill:I'm not one of those war fans. I'd rather just sit back, and relax XD
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on January 24, 2013, 02:18:43 am
Name: kag1999

Rank: Trusted

Why do you want to join spectacular hill: Cause spectacular hill and salsainabowl are fucking awesome! Also it is extremely pointless where we kill each other, rise from the dead, and kill again for a mound of dirt... :/ it gets annoying
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on January 29, 2013, 11:14:10 am
You all would be qccepted but appearantly salsa left. Please, stop fighting FOR SALSA! AND CAZ! HUZZAH!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on January 29, 2013, 11:39:44 am
appearantly salsa left
on that note.....

Name: kag1999

Rank: Trusted

Why do you want to join spectacular hill: Cause spectacular hill and salsainabowl are fucking awesome! Also it is extremely pointless where we kill each other, rise from the dead, and kill again for a mound of dirt... :/ it gets annoying

I cover spectacular hill in lava killing everyone on it, and then I go back to the original hill
I also give gameguy back hid giftbag



MAI HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on January 30, 2013, 01:58:20 am
Seeing you afar off, I just ran off, so I survived and am just running the world in circles :D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on January 31, 2013, 01:24:52 am
Seeing you afar off, I just ran off, so I survived and am just running the world in circles :D
but you never stole the hill, so

still Mai hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on January 31, 2013, 02:39:57 am
You can keep the darn hill, I just wanna be free as the wind! And hope this pointless war ends ^_^
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on February 05, 2013, 12:11:09 pm
But I stole the hill from you both.
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 05, 2013, 12:56:10 pm
While you retype stool into stole i push you
Ma hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Pensfan121 on February 05, 2013, 01:38:55 pm
As you are correcting me I push you down!
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 06, 2013, 08:53:53 am
I smash you in the head with a keyboard so you cant fix yout typo's and watch as you go run into bestbuy to buy a new keyboard, but the u realize that i stole your wallet

My hill

i also waste all your money on milkshakes
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ▲▼Dunderheid▼▲ on February 06, 2013, 07:26:12 pm
I put cyanide in one of your milkshake's and you DIE.

My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on February 06, 2013, 08:31:14 pm
I use unrelenting force and push you off the cliff. I'll fix your spelling mistake for you.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CookieMaster on February 07, 2013, 01:50:21 am
I like dis hill
says cookie

Ok u can have it
says the guy (last perosn)

and gives cookie the hill

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 11, 2013, 12:11:23 am
eats a cookie

nom nom nom

burp



Mai hill


Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 11, 2013, 06:55:21 pm
It's my hill as much as you want to believe its yours, it's mine!
Plus I'm the Queen of hill
Oh and I eat all Kags cookies!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 11, 2013, 09:28:33 pm
i had poisoned kags cookies,

MY HILL! Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 11, 2013, 10:41:45 pm
I eat some butter, fly around, and tame some wolves
-butter taken care of

gives poisoned cookies to square
-skull taken care of

Mai hill :3
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 11, 2013, 11:12:54 pm
3: no kitteh says no



My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 11, 2013, 11:20:49 pm
i was dead when i had the cookies (im a skeleton silly), the digestive system didn't work.
no digesting = not poisoned
i snuck up on kag, assinated him, and used his corpse to beat golie guy to death.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 11, 2013, 11:29:01 pm
i was dead when i had the cookies (im a skeleton silly), the digestive system didn't work.
no digesting = not poisoned
i snuck up on kag, assinated him, and used his corpse to beat golie guy to death.

MY HILL!
.thats pleasant.
I am not dead, but wounded.
I take out your shin bone, and you topple. Then i feed the bones to mah doggehs.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 12, 2013, 12:43:55 am
my bones are still alive, they stab the dogs from the inside,
pull themselves together and I then raise the dogs from the
dead as helhounds. i send the dogs to fetch me you soul, and
they suceed.

my COD hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 12, 2013, 12:42:47 pm
world blows up

nobodies hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 12, 2013, 12:44:22 pm
I'm part cockroach so I live
MY HILL!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 12, 2013, 01:02:39 pm
i am now very disturbed.....

still butter-cockroaches hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 12, 2013, 08:39:56 pm
square_skull reforms from blown up bitsd of bone.
steps on butter-cockroach. moves what left of the
hill onto moon.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 12, 2013, 08:47:37 pm
I'm still a cockroach you can't crush me, I'm a super butterlicious cockroach
MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 13, 2013, 11:13:41 pm
i put butter in the microwave until melted,
mixes with sugar and stuff, and makes fudge.
chucks the butter-fudge into fire, and chucks
the ashes into a black hole.

My hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 13, 2013, 11:53:06 pm
I re-encarnate as a wolf and eat you with ketchup
MY HILL!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 14, 2013, 01:46:29 am
i tame the wolf

my hill and i now have a body gaurd
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 14, 2013, 06:47:42 pm
I protect Kag from anyone who tys to take the hill
OUR HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: ComputerGameLPer on February 15, 2013, 09:38:35 pm
*Unplugs kag's and butterflywolves' Computer*
My Hill!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 15, 2013, 10:15:34 pm
Since I'm still a wolf I bite tye wire in your computer! Then I turn back into a human and plug in my computer
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 16, 2013, 12:22:34 am
tames wolf
then eats some butter


nom nom

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dalei on February 16, 2013, 05:51:24 pm
I race my number 88 car over kag and I plant an "88" flag on the hill.
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 16, 2013, 11:56:12 pm
barfs rainbows all over dale

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 17, 2013, 12:58:19 am
Scolds Kag for barfing, give him some stomach pills (full of anesthesia) he falls asleep.
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 17, 2013, 11:52:24 pm
I snore do loud butter can't stand the noise so she leaves

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 18, 2013, 11:53:52 am
I then decide to come back, you wake up and don't know where you are. I say your in the middle of the street, you run away in fear of getting run over
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 18, 2013, 12:06:08 pm
but alas, whilst you were away i built a street oh the hill and lay in the middle of it. You get run over.

I calmly stroll back up the hill and put up a stop sign. My Hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on February 18, 2013, 01:09:56 pm
THIS, IS SPARTA!!!!

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 18, 2013, 01:56:03 pm
fuck sparta

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 18, 2013, 07:46:28 pm
You get banned for saying a bad word
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 18, 2013, 08:21:12 pm
banned because this is not "ban the person above".
MA HILL IS MAHNE
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 18, 2013, 08:36:03 pm
I play Nyan cat till you leave
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 18, 2013, 08:59:45 pm
./kittycannon

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on February 19, 2013, 12:21:40 am
./kittycannon

my hill

"You don't have permission to do this."

My hill. I'm back.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on February 19, 2013, 03:09:39 am
kag happened to be OPped, but kittycannon does no harm to entites. so, I use /nuke.
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 19, 2013, 03:37:15 am
but i happened to be in god mode
j turn off your god mode
/nuke

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 19, 2013, 11:36:36 am
//hsphere lava 10000000
MY HILL!!



Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: jh2018 on February 19, 2013, 02:48:44 pm
*Turns into LavaGirl* :D

//set lava


MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 19, 2013, 09:05:33 pm
//hpos 1
//hpos 2
(For the entire hill)
//replace hill tnt
*place torch*
Mai mess
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 20, 2013, 01:36:35 am
//replace lava
MY DESTROYED HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 20, 2013, 01:58:12 am
camly watches as butter burns to death due to the face she didnt think through the fact of standing on a hill of lava.

Finds another hill somewhere over yander.

Lets start over people
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on February 20, 2013, 11:43:53 am
I shove Kag off the hill
MY HILL!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 20, 2013, 06:41:11 pm
ah but it appears i made a fake hill and stood upon that one while i left the real hill surrounded in a dome of bedrock, and i go back to that hill, usin my hacks to break the bedrock anc the teplace it behind me.
my bedrock sorrounded hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: CookieMaster on February 23, 2013, 06:19:44 pm
Cookie breaks the bedrock with magic powers. Then I put kag in the trunk of my minecart and I put a brick on the peddle

BYE KAG

MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 24, 2013, 02:31:11 am
minecarts dont have trunks or gas pedals

*cookie's mind explodes

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 24, 2013, 07:59:37 pm
I assasinate kag while he is making cookie's mind
explode. I then use my necromancer lich powers
to raise kag from the dead and make him clean up
the remains of cookiemaster, drop them into a pool
of lava, and then i push the undead kag in there myself.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: LIEKABOWSE on February 25, 2013, 04:31:03 am
//hpos1
//pos2
//set 36
*marks positions on top of the 36*
//set lava
*marks positions back on the 36 cube*
//set air
Lava rains and gravel is later added into the mixture. My hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on February 25, 2013, 08:44:38 pm
While Liek is detracted I guess il take over the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 25, 2013, 08:50:46 pm
theyellowguy1234 uses hax to make the server operate voltz, spawns in red matter bomb, destroys the hill and everyone on it then uses rejuvenation missiles to repair everything and set it back to normal
MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: hammysandwhich on February 25, 2013, 09:03:43 pm
The good old red matter bomb off of volts...

I, being smart and all that stuff, defuse the bomb before it goes off.  I then save the world and we all live happily ever after.

Selling one hill
Conditions: Bedrocked, lava everywhere and bombs all around it.
Price: Free!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 25, 2013, 09:11:08 pm
I kill hammysandwich and send his remains into oblivion and close the portal to make sure he never comes back
MY Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 25, 2013, 09:56:47 pm
i call a moderator to ban yellowguy for previously hacking,
i raise hammysandwhich from the dead, get the hill for free
from him, I thank him for giving it to me.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 25, 2013, 10:05:31 pm
I hack so i ban the moderator and unban myself then i burn square_skull into ashes and slaughter hammysandwich
MY HILL!!!!
Troll  ;D
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on February 26, 2013, 01:37:12 am
Man, this guy is bent over…
*opticalza installs auto-ban for hackers*
(theyellowguy1234 is to wait until he removes his hax0rs)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 02:47:25 am
sonic never claimed the hill

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on February 26, 2013, 03:01:34 am
Backing away from this competition once more, retreating back to the spectator hill...
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 26, 2013, 03:04:52 am
removes haxs, kills kag with diamond sword
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on February 26, 2013, 03:10:13 am
removes haxs, kills kag with diamond sword
my hill

Changes Opticraft into a tekkit server. Returns to the action after realizing the fun going on.

I craft a Nano Saber and get a full suit of quantum armor and a SwiftWolf ring. After eliminating theyellowguy, I explode the hill using a nova cataclysm. A quarry digs a hole and I claim this hole and add interdiction torches and force fields.

MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 03:25:50 am
never played tekit  :-\

so yeah

salsas hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 26, 2013, 04:26:05 am
uses wireless redstone to eliminate forcefield redstone power. equip gem armor and nano saber. get archangels smite.
Utterly destroys salsa. My Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SalsaInABowl on February 26, 2013, 04:50:50 am
What hill? I'm in a hole. So you get a hill while I get a hole. Cool. Wanna be neighbors?
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 06:47:56 am
fills hole with lava

my hole
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Sugna on February 26, 2013, 04:48:22 pm
*Punch*

My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 26, 2013, 05:54:41 pm
I kill woodenslime with diamond sword.
My 2 Hills
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 07:16:07 pm
o hai der


my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 26, 2013, 07:17:42 pm
I shoot kag in the knee. he falls down into the hole filled with lava
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 07:35:27 pm
im invincible so stfu

my hole
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 26, 2013, 07:50:05 pm
/hack server
/demote all staff
/kill zem all
/MY HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 26, 2013, 10:50:28 pm
unknow command type help for help

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: JakeTheSnake888 on February 26, 2013, 11:15:39 pm
asks kag for hill nicely
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 27, 2013, 12:42:22 am
I hack so the hax0rz plugin is removed.
Mai heel
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: SonicHogSpeed on February 27, 2013, 01:56:23 am
Since RFCA didn't say it's his hill, and Goalie Guy said it was his heel, I guess it's still kag's
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 27, 2013, 03:36:33 am
Its my hill, godammit
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 27, 2013, 07:12:06 am
i eat the sould of that goalie guy while in the middle
of swearing (sorry goalie, it's a hill, everyone wants
it, nothing personal). i command the souless husk of
that goalie guy to then kill itself (or whats left of it).

MY HILL! (the soul-sucking necromancer lich way)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Dalei on February 27, 2013, 10:00:07 pm
I kill the square.

Mai Hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 27, 2013, 10:14:39 pm
I kill dale and his whole family, my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 28, 2013, 02:02:39 am
explosion

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on February 28, 2013, 02:10:24 am
Implosion.
My hill.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 28, 2013, 02:53:55 am
hill is now gone

my flat land
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 28, 2013, 04:02:47 am
kills kag
my flatland
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 28, 2013, 04:07:19 am
/ban caanite no killing people

builds mountain

my mOuNtAiN
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 2468avc on February 28, 2013, 08:17:12 pm
/powertool spawnmob giant

RARGH!!!!

My mountain

Note: I couldn't find cshurz's post, so I just retyped it.
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on February 28, 2013, 08:25:49 pm
'You do not have permission to do this'

Still my mountain
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on February 28, 2013, 10:10:16 pm
Magically comes back into the server and destroys it.
My destroyed mountain/flatland/hill/hole
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on February 28, 2013, 10:19:49 pm
"all magic, comes with a price!" (quote from "once upon
a time series), which means that he dies again after using
magic to come back. I modify the confusing mess of a hill
onto my hill fortress.

MY HILL FORTRESS!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: 2468avc on February 28, 2013, 11:55:11 pm
I steal your soul and bury it in the nether to catch on fire.

MY FORTRESS!!!!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on March 01, 2013, 12:32:15 am
Some idiot walks into the castle and finds my bodies.
They put it into the Atronach forge in square_skull's base
I get revived in a more powerful form.
Resurrect square_skull with a demon heart
we both destroy you
Me and square's fortress
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on March 01, 2013, 01:12:17 am
/nuke

my flattened world!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on March 02, 2013, 12:19:37 am
the radiation from the nuke re-animates caanite's and my remains into the
form of the "square_caanite_hulk".

Nek minute,
HULK SMASH!

SQUARE_SKULL/CAANITE'S HILL!
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on March 02, 2013, 03:01:56 am
/kill all

my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: RuthlessTomato on March 02, 2013, 01:37:55 pm
I have no idea what you just said.
Your blob
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on March 02, 2013, 02:09:37 pm
I like blobs
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on March 02, 2013, 09:39:08 pm
meow


my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: butterflywolves on March 03, 2013, 06:25:19 pm
I let the Kag cat and he gets bored of me and walks away
MY HILL
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: Caanite. on March 03, 2013, 09:24:29 pm
changes butterflywolves into butter, flys and wolves.
the butter melts, flys eats the melted butter and the wolves eat the flys
I tame the wolves
my hill
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: square_skull on March 03, 2013, 09:45:10 pm
I ask theyellowguy/caanite if we can share the hill. He says yes.
I make a magic contract with him, which tricks him into giving me
a bigger portion of the hill.

MY BIGGER PORTION OF THE HILL! (Rumpelstiltskin style)
Title: Re: King Of The Hill- Game
Post by: kagarium on March 03, 2013, 11:14:20 pm
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


my hill