If Notch Was...

[ViperZeroOne]

This one could be really fun...  

If Notch (the real guy, not in-game nonsense) was standing directly in front of you.  What would you do?

I'll start it off...

I'd probably shake his hand, make some comment about the future of Minecraft, and be silently wondering if I kicked him in the groin would I be fast enough to escape.  

[SalasCraft]

I'd give him a bear hug and tell him how much of an inspiration he is to me, not only for what he accomplished with minecraft, but because he's a pretty smart and laid back guy.

[TimothyThe3rd]

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

[joshskiizz]

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

BYE WORLD.

[zombieravemaster]

I would stick my tongue in his mouth and give him my phone number.

i thought u were weird, but not that weird 
well, if i saw notch; i would ask him to give me a cape and then shank him with a knife, possibly never getting a cape

[TheRealFamous]

I would say "FIX THE F**KING LADDERS!"
Then probably walk away.

[High Roller]

I would ask to play a game of PVP with him

[iGenerator]

Ramble about how he should do something good to improve minecraft!

[That1Gie]

Ask for some beard-growing tips.

[Wyboth]

Challenge him to a game of Quake Live.

[Mr_Mr_Mr]

I'd yell at him for handing minecraft over to Jeb.

[hennydeez]

I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.

[DeeKay]

I would ask him why he ruined Minecraft.

[Alpha_Lance]

I'd become friends with him, convince him to play on Opticraft, and make us his favorite server.

[ViperZeroOne]

I'd give him the good ol' roundhouse to the face and give him a pillowcase with a phone charger and get with him in the dark whilst in the shop buying a Ralph Lauren Polo and brush his teeth with lipsticks.

Ok, wow... LOL