Euro english, how you will have to speak in five years!

[morten2ela]

European Commission has just announced an agreement  whereby English will be the official language of  the European Union rather than German, which was  the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government  conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in  plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this  will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl

[Exox615]

vat iz very klever.

[ReljaM]

I don't get this! I have to learn English and now they want to change it?!

[Nick3306]

This topic is dumb....

[Spamarian]

Omg..
I have taken this semester a course, EN Professional Communication, to improve my skills.
It is validated by the Open University of London.
Should I start speak in Greeklish? Like..

Known English: I want a coffee
Greeklish: 8elw enan kafe
Greek:  Θελω εναν καφε.

LOL!!!

[Juls|Azzathel]

wow, sounds like my language where the "s" will be "c" and the "c" will be "k"

Polis

Police

[lLLEGAL]

Holy cow! I found that to be very interesting!
Ps: is that real German? Cuz I dun learn it, just curious

[omaroo2]

This topic is dumb....

agree

[zoogoo40]

win

[PsYk0Wo1F]

i alveady talk like diz....

[Spikezombie]

Ahaha

[Nikita]

w00t.
so lol
After the "th" with "z", "v" and "w" I gave up

[ReljaM]

Ok, I am going to start learning German!

[clawstrider]

Ok, I am going to start learning German!

Its a joke lol

[Llyrrr (XpLo)]

European Commission has just announced an agreement  whereby English will be the official language of  the European Union rather than German, which was  the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government  conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in  plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this  will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl

at the point it became to be a bit german i started to laugh