sick as in vomiting
but its only in the mornings, before ive eaten
Oh, thats morning sickness. I believe youre pregnant. Might want to go to the doctors. 
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's cancer.
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okay so either way, either she cut the condom or i have cancer....
OKAY COOL i get to get payed by the government for being unfit to work :3
and if its the former, i get alimony (Y) LOLOL
but im a guy. lets see if this works. xD
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