Best thing that you have ever done?

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Nick3306

The best thing i have ever done has to be my decision to learn how to play guitar.
R.I.P. Blocky Jr. - Brutally killed by Kodak on accident

Mr_Mr_Mr

Best thing I've done, save summer from falling off a cliff when we went hiking.

---><--- Click the monkey

turtleman918

Im waiting for someone to come along and say "your mom"......its almost inevitable...

Relkeb

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One Sunday morning in May, I was walking through a forest. I came across a small litter of about 7 or 8 kittens trapped up in a tree. Being that cat lover that I am, I knew I had to do something about it. I had walked several kilometers from home on my journey and knew that I wouldn't be able to find my way back to the kittens if I went home for a ladder. I immediately began McGuyver'ing a make shift ladder, using old tree limbs and husked away the sturdy strands of a palm frond I had found for rope (strange finding Palm Trees in a temperate zone, isn't it?). I fashioned the sticks and rope into a sturdy ladder, which I used to climb the tree. I removed my sweater and created a makeshift basket to carry the kittens in. As I stepped off the ladder, I began to hear the screams and shouts of some angry Libyan terrorists driving their technical, as I had recently robbed them of plutonium (to power the flux capacitor, but thats another story). I darted in the direction of the way I had came into the forest, hoping to eventually find my house. After eventually losing the Libyans in thick brush, I could spot my neighborhood. As I came up the street I immediately saw smoke billowing from my next door neighbours window. There house had caught on fire! I quickly dropped the kittens off in my house, and dashed to my neighbours house. I removed the cap of a fire hydrant across the street with my bare hands, and used the palm of my hand to direct the high pressure stream straight towards my neighbours house. I put out the fire before the fire department arrived. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that my neighbor has several cats of his own, just adding to the collection of cats I saved that day.

Probably the best thing I've ever done.

TL;DR: saved a ton of kittens.

Spartan

Quote from: Relkeb on September 18, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
One Sunday morning in May, I was walking through a forest. I came across a small litter of about 7 or 8 kittens trapped up in a tree. Being that cat lover that I am, I knew I had to do something about it. I had walked several kilometers from home on my journey and knew that I wouldn't be able to find my way back to the kittens if I went home for a ladder. I immediately began McGuyver'ing a make shift ladder, using old tree limbs and husked away the sturdy strands of a palm frond I had found for rope (strange finding Palm Trees in a temperate zone, isn't it?). I fashioned the sticks and rope into a sturdy ladder, which I used to climb the tree. I removed my sweater and created a makeshift basket to carry the kittens in. As I stepped off the ladder, I began to hear the screams and shouts of some angry Libyan terrorists driving their technical, as I had recently robbed them of plutonium (to power the flux capacitor, but thats another story). I darted in the direction of the way I had came into the forest, hoping to eventually find my house. After eventually losing the Libyans in thick brush, I could spot my neighborhood. As I came up the street I immediately saw smoke billowing from my next door neighbours window. There house had caught on fire! I quickly dropped the kittens off in my house, and dashed to my neighbours house. I removed the cap of a fire hydrant across the street with my bare hands, and used the palm of my hand to direct the high pressure stream straight towards my neighbours house. I put out the fire before the fire department arrived. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that my neighbor has several cats of his own, just adding to the collection of cats I saved that day.

Probably the best thing I've ever done.
Is that a joke or...

Relkeb


Mr_Mr_Mr


---><--- Click the monkey

Spartan

Quote from: Relkeb on September 18, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
One Sunday morning in May, I was walking through a forest. I came across a small litter of about 7 or 8 kittens trapped up in a tree. Being that cat lover that I am, I knew I had to do something about it. I had walked several kilometers from home on my journey and knew that I wouldn't be able to find my way back to the kittens if I went home for a ladder. I immediately began McGuyver'ing a make shift ladder, using old tree limbs and husked away the sturdy strands of a palm frond I had found for rope (strange finding Palm Trees in a temperate zone, isn't it?). I fashioned the sticks and rope into a sturdy ladder, which I used to climb the tree. I removed my sweater and created a makeshift basket to carry the kittens in. As I stepped off the ladder, I began to hear the screams and shouts of some angry Libyan terrorists driving their technical, as I had recently robbed them of plutonium (to power the flux capacitor, but thats another story). I darted in the direction of the way I had came into the forest, hoping to eventually find my house. After eventually losing the Libyans in thick brush, I could spot my neighborhood. As I came up the street I immediately saw smoke billowing from my next door neighbours window. There house had caught on fire! I quickly dropped the kittens off in my house, and dashed to my neighbours house. I removed the cap of a fire hydrant across the street with my bare hands, and used the palm of my hand to direct the high pressure stream straight towards my neighbours house. I put out the fire before the fire department arrived. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that my neighbor has several cats of his own, just adding to the collection of cats I saved that day.

Probably the best thing I've ever done.

TL;DR: saved a ton of kittens.
But you stole from libyans? Im so confused...

Relkeb

Yeah man, its not easy to come across plutonium these days! Unfortunately, nothing else will power the DeLorean... so I had to rip off some Libyan terrorists.

Spartan

Lol you're so brave. I never could've done all that heroism :'(

clawstrider

Quote from: Relkeb on September 18, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
One Sunday morning in May, I was walking through a forest. I came across a small litter of about 7 or 8 kittens trapped up in a tree. Being that cat lover that I am, I knew I had to do something about it. I had walked several kilometers from home on my journey and knew that I wouldn't be able to find my way back to the kittens if I went home for a ladder. I immediately began McGuyver'ing a make shift ladder, using old tree limbs and husked away the sturdy strands of a palm frond I had found for rope (strange finding Palm Trees in a temperate zone, isn't it?). I fashioned the sticks and rope into a sturdy ladder, which I used to climb the tree. I removed my sweater and created a makeshift basket to carry the kittens in. As I stepped off the ladder, I began to hear the screams and shouts of some angry Libyan terrorists driving their technical, as I had recently robbed them of plutonium (to power the flux capacitor, but thats another story). I darted in the direction of the way I had came into the forest, hoping to eventually find my house. After eventually losing the Libyans in thick brush, I could spot my neighborhood. As I came up the street I immediately saw smoke billowing from my next door neighbours window. There house had caught on fire! I quickly dropped the kittens off in my house, and dashed to my neighbours house. I removed the cap of a fire hydrant across the street with my bare hands, and used the palm of my hand to direct the high pressure stream straight towards my neighbours house. I put out the fire before the fire department arrived. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that my neighbor has several cats of his own, just adding to the collection of cats I saved that day.

Probably the best thing I've ever done.

TL;DR: saved a ton of kittens.

I don't belive you, I mean palm frond in Norway? Seriously? But it seems ledgit apart from that.

lLLEGAL

Libyan in norway?
And u didnt get killed by high  pressure water.
Yea, I believe you.

Spamarian

Nice story..
But, I dont wanna judge you.. I have an application running..:P


raul7legend

Quote from: Relkeb on September 18, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
One Sunday morning in May, I was walking through a forest. I came across a small litter of about 7 or 8 kittens trapped up in a tree. Being that cat lover that I am, I knew I had to do something about it. I had walked several kilometers from home on my journey and knew that I wouldn't be able to find my way back to the kittens if I went home for a ladder. I immediately began McGuyver'ing a make shift ladder, using old tree limbs and husked away the sturdy strands of a palm frond I had found for rope (strange finding Palm Trees in a temperate zone, isn't it?). I fashioned the sticks and rope into a sturdy ladder, which I used to climb the tree. I removed my sweater and created a makeshift basket to carry the kittens in. As I stepped off the ladder, I began to hear the screams and shouts of some angry Libyan terrorists driving their technical, as I had recently robbed them of plutonium (to power the flux capacitor, but thats another story). I darted in the direction of the way I had came into the forest, hoping to eventually find my house. After eventually losing the Libyans in thick brush, I could spot my neighborhood. As I came up the street I immediately saw smoke billowing from my next door neighbours window. There house had caught on fire! I quickly dropped the kittens off in my house, and dashed to my neighbours house. I removed the cap of a fire hydrant across the street with my bare hands, and used the palm of my hand to direct the high pressure stream straight towards my neighbours house. I put out the fire before the fire department arrived. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that my neighbor has several cats of his own, just adding to the collection of cats I saved that day.

Probably the best thing I've ever done.

TL;DR: saved a ton of kittens.

SoulKnightGT

lol BS!  :-X like hell that happen!i would believe you if you saved kittens from a tree, but thats all.
Quote from: Relkeb on November 25, 2011, 03:21:20 PM
Holy balls.
Do not be afraid of your mistakes in the past Embrace them, Cherish them, and Reflect on them.