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Who do you think will die at the Trip Finale?

Claw
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Wone
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Kag
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Author Topic: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!  (Read 38491 times)

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2014, 10:00:46 pm »
I'm sad to inform you all that as I was attempting to complete the game, everything crashed. With the crash, I have also lost all game progress (because there is no save function). I apologize for the inconvenience and any time that was wasted.

If you will all allow me, I'd like to try again but this time I'll record a video. If progress is once again lost, I can just upload the video for you all to watch.

It was all running so smoothly but I guess my computer is a piece of shit.

Well at least I live.
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2014, 10:11:07 pm »
I'm sad to inform you all that as I was attempting to complete the game, everything crashed. With the crash, I have also lost all game progress (because there is no save function). I apologize for the inconvenience and any time that was wasted.

If you will all allow me, I'd like to try again but this time I'll record a video. If progress is once again lost, I can just upload the video for you all to watch.

It was all running so smoothly but I guess my computer is a piece of shit.

It didn't crash. The trip got abducted by aliens, who took them back to Independence (And miraculously cured the sick).

However, the great leader Claw, who so successfully directed his last trip (Well, he crossed 2 rivers, that counts, right?), decided to set out again, aliens or no. He is determined and ready to get to Oregon.

I'm pretty relaxed about not having a video, as long as you keep taking pictures and writing funny comments.

EDIT: Since I have the opportunity: The aliens also gave me a fancy top hat. It shall lead us to victory.
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2014, 11:15:24 pm »
After the aliens had abducted our heroes, they were sent back to Independence to once again head for Oregon. Claw is once again our fearless leader/carpenter from Ohio. He decided it would be best for this family to leave in April. They have kept their previous shopping list choices and are ready to embark on their journey (again)!

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Wanting to make up for lost time and divide the rations well enough, the glorious leader Claw decided it would be best to move at a strenuous pace 12 hours a day with little rest. He also decided the group should be fed on meager rations because "everyone's fat enough already".

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Kag decided it would be a great idea to jump off the moving wagon...

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Oh fun...a river to cross...surely we can float across, right?

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We made it!

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2014, 11:49:03 pm »
Damn it kag, this is why our parents always tell us not to play rough.

And lol'd @ "Everyone's fat enough already"

I love how in the first  poll everyone said I would die and now everyone is saying I'm going to catch typhoid again.
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2014, 12:10:05 am »
Wanting to make up for lost time and divide the rations well enough, the glorious leader Claw decided it would be best to move at a strenuous pace 12 hours a day with little rest. He also decided the group should be fed on meager rations because "everyone's fat enough already".

This topic is perfect.

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2014, 12:26:40 am »
At our second river crossing...

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"And we'll all float on OK...And we'll float on OK"

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Silly Claw...

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"Why in the hell are you exhausted? You ain't stayin up all night to lead the Oxen. stfu."

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After clubbing Claw in the head with a piece of wood, Salsa tells everyone they're resting for 4 days

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2014, 01:49:53 am »
"Why in the hell are you exhausted? You ain't stayin up all night to lead the Oxen. stfu."
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Well, it ain't typhoid...

Yet...

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2014, 01:50:34 am »
"Why in the hell are you exhausted? You ain't stayin up all night to lead the Oxen. stfu."
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Well, it ain't typhoid...

Yet...

Watch, the turn DJ is probably about to post right now is the turn I get typhoid.
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2014, 02:30:38 am »
Clearly Claw doesn't know his left from his right when navigating....

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It's ok...just because it's injured doesn't mean it can't do anything...he gunna work like the rest of the oxen...

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Why do we keep finding wild fruit? And what makes 'em so wild? Do they have psychedelic properties? Are Claw or IGen some kind of drug experts or something?

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Well...looks like we're halfway there...how we've all survived so long is a mystery.

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Our first fork in the road....Claw decides to head to Fort Bridger..."I hear its got a good market...Maybe I can sell Salsa for a few beers..."

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2014, 02:32:44 am »
<------
Public enemy #1 of the Oregon trail.

#ImpeachClaw2014
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2014, 02:53:03 am »
We lost an ox and everyone decided to go out looking for it...3 days later, they found it awkwardly getting freaky with a cow...everyone's innocence was lost that day as they experienced the 1800's version of Animal Planet...

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Wone couldn't sleep well for days after witnessing the ox "gettin' freaky"...

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That wild fruit is the only thing that can ease the pain, mannnn....

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Well no one saw this coming...I hope yall have a bucket....

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2014, 08:08:45 am »
Well it was horrifying.

I was told of the bird and the bees, but oxen and cows?
That left me sleepless for 4 days, hence exhaustion.

Claw did seem to have a wet dream about it, though.

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2014, 02:21:02 pm »
Well it was horrifying.

I was told of the bird and the bees, but oxen and cows?
That left me sleepless for 4 days, hence exhaustion.

Claw did seem to have a wet dream about it, though.

Brb putting this onto my Impeach Claw campaign.

Maybe I will forgive claw if he saves iGen...
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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2014, 03:06:24 pm »
Claw did seem to have a wet dream about it, though.

I deny everything.


Brb putting this onto my Impeach Claw campaign.

Maybe I will forgive claw if he saves iGen...

I lead you by divine right! And by divine right, I mean I've never gotten ill or injured. That basically counts, right?

I'll do what I can about iGen, but if he pukes in the caravan, he's walking.

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Re: Opticraft plays...Oregon Trail!
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2014, 04:42:26 pm »
I never got sick nor injured too.
Maybe a lil bit traumatised,  though.