Would you rather...

[PokeyzRule]

An alien, because there's a chance of it tasting good

Would you rather want a brown or dark green IGN colour?

[SalsaInABowl]

Dark green.

Would you rather or ?

[PokeyzRule]

  is what i would choose

Would you rather play spleef or do parkour in minecraft?

[SalsaInABowl]

Parkour. Spleef is getting old.

Would you rather use Internet Explorer or kill yourself?

[PokeyzRule]

Depends on which version... I LIED! RIP me

Would you rather use openoffice.org or libreoffice?

[Dalei]

Openoffice, because thats what I use -.-

Would you rather eat shit or drink pee?

[Caanite.]

Drink pee.
Would you rather use google chrome or safari

[square_skull]

chrome, because that's one of the usernames i use sometimes instead of
square_skull (the full username is "chrome fateblade").

Would you rather be stuck in the nether without a pick, or would you rather
be on superflat with the wither boss? You cannot escape from either of them,
just saying.

[PokeyzRule]

Nether w/out pick, netherrack is easy to break

Would you rather eat steak or porkchops irl
                                         (__pORKCHOPS)

[RuthlessTomato]

porkchops

be ^high or _low ?

[PokeyzRule]

Low, cuz I'm gonna be so low, that i become high xD

[caseyboy123]

You forgot to ask a question.  Would you rather be stuck in the woods with bear grills or survivor man?

[Wyboth]

Survivor man. I'm not drinking my piss.

Would you rather be President or a Pokemon Trainer?

[Caanite.]

President
Would you rather be put back in time and never could return or be erased from time?

[caseyboy123]

Put back in time so i could stop something really bad from happening.  Would you rather live forever and watch everyone you know and love die but never die yourself or live as long as a normal person(round 75 years)?