731. Overwrite your partition table.
732. Spend a couple months guessing what your partition table used to say.
733. Learn Linux!
734. Make better friends on the Internet than you have in real life.
735. Stalk your new friends.
736. Wonder if your "stalking behaviors" need to stop.
737. Take a 737 to your new friends' hometowns. (See what I did there?
738. Take a bath with a bar of cesium instead of soap.
739. Play around with Bochs, VirtualBox, and Qemu
717: Download ALL the emulators!