1001 MORE Things to do When You're Bored

[Wone]

668. Listen to Space Oddity by David Bowie at 2x speed.

[100penguin.]

Number 669: See how many different objects you can balance on your chin before you smack yourself in the face. Learning is fun.

[Wone]

670. Learn some math.
671. Quickly find something else that helps alleviate your boredom due to math.

[iGenerator]

672. Take a nap

[DJAlphaWolf]

673: Tell nonsense stories to random kids you meet in Walmart. who doesn't love story time?

[kagarium]

674: Buy a doughnut
675: Complain that there's a hole in the doughnut
676: Superglue a quarter to the sidewalk
677: Call Pizza Hut. Complain about the problems of being a vegan, and then order a meat lover's pizza
678: Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal
679: Go to a drive-through on a tricycle. Act as if everything is normal
680: Go to the apple store holding a banana. Tell them you'd like to upgrade
681: Stand outside Walmart and watch all the 'interesting' people
682: Drive a tricycle past a cop and scream "You can't catch me!"
683: Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna. Ask if he can be fixed
684: Put up a lost cat sign with a picture of a dog
685: Put up a lost dog sign with a picture of a cat
686: Put up a lost potato sign
687: Call Dominoes on one phone, and Pizza Hut on the other. Let them talk
688: Get in a taxi and yell "Follow that car!" Point to a parked car
689: Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years. When it arrives, complain that you ordered it a year ago
690: Vacuum the lawn (I actually did this. Got a lot of weird looks)
691: Go up to someone and ask what year it is. When they answer, scream "My time machine worked!"
692: Say "I'm not wearing pants" and see how many people look
693: Go to a pet store and ask for a llama
694: Buy the same TV remote as your neighbor. Go outside and mash the buttons
695: Buy a chocolate bar. When you open it, scream "I found the golden ticket!"
696: Tie a peanut to a string and go squirrel fishing
697: Name your dog naked
698: Walk naked down the street
699: Go to Burger King and ask for a Big Mac
700: Go to the pool wearing 2 pairs of swim trunks. When you dive in, let one of them float up.
701: Do the same thing, except with one pair of swim trunks
702: Write 'Turn over' on both sides of a paper. Give it to someone
703: Realize that you just posted 30 stupid things to do
704: Realize that you just posted 31 stupid things to do (Okay I'll stop now)

[~pimkey5~]

 705. Glue a book to your face and walk around town screaming 'I AM THE REAL FACEBOOK'

[square_skull]

706. March right up to your nearest world map, and then point to greece and proclaim: "THIS IS SPARTA!".

[kagarium]

706. March right up to your nearest world map, and then point to greece and proclaim: "THIS IS SPARTA!".

707: Make one of ^these^ for myself

[hydrofrog]

708. Remind people that the actual number for this post should be 708 not 678.

[kagarium]

709: Question how the number for that post could be mistaken for 678

[~pimkey5~]

710. Scream because Michael Clifford's hair is red

[kagarium]

7-11: Go to the gas station

[square_skull]

712:
Realise that this statement is false
[spoiler]#paradox[/spoiler]

[SalsaInABowl]

713: Attempt a report for your college psychology essay in one night.