Stupid Autocorrects!

[t3dd123]

I was on a site called smartphOWNED, and there was an autocorrect section. Here's a funny one:

I'm dating a banana.
    WHAT?
Eating*
    Oh.
Why would I date a banana?
    Because you're desperate.
I ate you.
hate*

EDIT: I added after "because you're desperate" to add to the funny.

[SpikeyThorn]

i <3 spartphowned

[Mr_Mr_Mr]

Smartphones are stupid. They are just making the world lazy.

[t3dd123]

Here's another one.
Ducking Autocorrect!
Duck*
Duck!*
DUCK!*
          Goose!
Duck you.

[Missters]

haha, i love smartphowned! :} I'm on there reading new ones all the time