Punch Lines?

[Xeadin]

Any of you thought of cool or ridiculous punch lines that you may or may not have used, or have you heard of a good punch line that may not be commonly heard?

Now's your time to share them



Here's a good punch line that I thought up for a future character:

"You do realize I will have your head if you do this."
"So be it. If you want my head, come and get it."

[gavin1928374655]

This is more of a stupid joke but its all I have 

"I want to work in a wig store when I grow up, so when I'm sold out I can say I'm wigged out"