Hai dur

[clawstrider]

Record for the longest time taken to make an introduction?  Anyway, a really fun guy on the server and not too shabby at building stuff either.

I'm nearly at a year on t9k (Well 2 months away)

[impishmonkey]

hehe your name's Bart. Never actually met someone with that name....

[Mr.Monkey]

I always thought it was quite a common name actually

[superbaconstrip]

Welcome Bart I hope you have a good nother 20000000000000000 mins on the server have as much fun as possible and Bart is not that common where I live California.

[impishmonkey]

I always thought it was quite a common name actually

Probably where you live. Where I live people are almost always named after a relative or have super strange names like Rafe and Stone. (Like who names their kids that?)

[DJAlphaWolf]

Welcome Bart I hope you have a good nother 20000000000000000 mins on the server have as much fun as possible and Bart is not that common where I live California.

The number you put(20000000000000000 mins) is 20 quadrillion minutes. By my calculations, 20 quadrillion min= 333 trillion 333 billion 333 million 333 thousand 333.3 hours (or 333,333,333,333,333.3 hours). Now if we convert that to days, we shall receive 13 trillion 888 billion 888 million 888 thousand 888.887 days (or 13888888888888.887 Days). Finally if we convert the days to years, we are left with 38 billion 26 million 486 thousand 208.17371 years (or 38026486208.17371 Years). Now if we round our final number up, we have about 38 billion years (and a bunch of other random millions, thousands, etc.).

Now, 38 billion years is highly impossible for a human being to live in a lifetime. The average human lifespan in the world is roughly in the late 70's- late 80's, however there are those that have lived to beyond 100 and even higher in history because of strong health. The only possible way to live 38 billion years is to somehow gain immortality or something relativity close. If you ever achieved in finding a way to be immortal and attempted to sell your solution as either a product or in book form, you would probably be a pretty rich guy. Here are a few things that you should look up, consult and figure out to aid you on such a journey:the Fountain of Youth, where to find a vampire (or zombie), tapping into the biological immortality of the 'immortal jellyfish', finding (and eventually studying) the mythical Phoenix (a bird able to burst in flames upon death and be reborn from the ashes), etc.

Well, if you actually set on such a journey, good luck!

Thank you, and that was your daily troll fact of the day from yours truly, DJAlphaWolf.

[Mr.Monkey]