Story Time!

[square_skull]

Lets get it going again!

"But then Salsa stabbed me and now I'm disabled"

*Dead

WELL THEN thi can be locked have a nice day everyone

with all due respect salsanabowl, I don't think wooden slimes story has been
finsihed. Anyway, we were last at the guy being offered an experimental cure
which could possibly (or possibly not) cure him, and he still hasn't decided if
he should take it. Correct me if I'm wrong woodenslime.

[SalsaInABowl]

Another joke blown out of proportion.

Tntkaboomkthnxbailockplz

[LIEKABOWSE]

"I was ran over by a car and was unharmed. However, the ambulance that came to help me ran over me on it's way to me."

[Sugna]

I was as flat as a pancake.  I screamed for help.

[square_skull]

A shady character walked up to me, and he said his name was Rumplestilskin,
and that he would use his magic to cure me, but at a price.