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Title: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:23:13 pm: Please tell me your weapon of choice in a zombie attack :)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: liquidcool24 on May 18, 2011, 04:29:32 pm: A minigun. They come in and I'm all like "what you trying mug me!!! >:(" and blow em to bits. :P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: clawstrider on May 18, 2011, 04:32:07 pm: A reliable assult rifle. Minigun = not enough ammo, Pistol = Too close range, Flamethrower = So little ammo. But you can probably get riot gear and a rifle from a city police station.
Claw
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:33:06 pm: But what about ammo liquid :P, mine would be a machete id chop them fools to bits
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: liquidcool24 on May 18, 2011, 04:36:03 pm: A machete doesn't have any effect on zombies and rifles... just suck! You don't have to worry about ammo because they'll all be dead(permanently) in a few second anyway. :P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:38:25 pm: ok well what about using a crossbow shoot them in the brain to make sure there dead, them there zobies aint getting up then :P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on May 18, 2011, 04:43:22 pm: ehh....
death it self is a weapon right?
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:45:29 pm: i meant if they were coming at you terre what would you use to fight them off :P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: liquidcool24 on May 18, 2011, 04:45:41 pm: Quote from: Terrewee on May 18, 2011, 04:43:22 pm
ehh....
death it self is a weapon right?
Wrong, it's an after effect.
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: clawstrider on May 18, 2011, 04:50:50 pm: Quote from: liquidcool24 on May 18, 2011, 04:36:03 pm
A machete doesn't have any effect on zombies and rifles... just suck! You don't have to worry about ammo because they'll all be dead(permanently) in a few second anyway. :P

So there are only 5 zombies? or 2 millionish? :P

Quote from: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:38:25 pm
ok well what about using a crossbow shoot them in the brain to make sure there dead, them there zobies aint getting up then :P

Well a crossbow is harder to use TBH, and long reload for not much power ;)

Claw
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: raul7legend on May 18, 2011, 05:04:29 pm: (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fdeadliestwarrior%2Fimages%2F9%2F92%2F%28Sawed_Off%29.jpg&hash=f2e53df958cfc50ec3b7b9af0e1d8a33)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Nick3306 on May 18, 2011, 06:53:11 pm: If it was a huge zombie attack, I would use a 9mm and shoot myself. Forget what you have seen in movies, i bet all you you would be way to scared to do anything. Lets face it, if a zombie attack happened, it wouldn't be worth living the rest of your life in fear and fighting all the time.
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: benbenbe on May 18, 2011, 07:05:46 pm: i would use is a
ak47
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: turtleman918 on May 18, 2011, 08:44:31 pm: i would use a vulture:
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inkycircus.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F05%2F11%2Fvulture.jpg&hash=aab629d43e77f0852bb6a33e45b91598)

possibly a buzzard:
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.123rf.com%2F400wm%2F400%2F400%2Ffouroaks%2Ffouroaks1009%2Ffouroaks100900025%2F7697299-jackal-buzzard-bird-of-prey-with-beautiful-feathers.jpg&hash=1ea9f7033854fd03a1e69021c15913c4)
they eat dead things, and zombies are what? (dead)

(Trained of course)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: The_Pyrox_115 on May 19, 2011, 03:35:33 am: Titanium Crowbar /w Grip

yes i have read the book XD
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on May 19, 2011, 02:27:54 pm: ok, i would like a tank please :P
no, just joking.
if i had to choose irl i'd choose a katana, because i'm trained in Kendo and the Niten Ichi Ryu.
so zombies wouldn't land a hand on me with a katana.
no idea where i'll find one though... i do have some swords in my house....
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Spartan on May 21, 2011, 03:21:19 am: I'd use this
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popularmechanics.com%2Fcm%2Fpopularmechanics%2Fimages%2Fd6%2Fnerf-guns-9-470-0409.jpg&hash=e8e8ee725193c34582b974c7f0170855)

Just kidding, I'd use this:
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_qRy7i8Xa2g4%2FTAEmCdGQREI%2FAAAAAAAAF6w%2FcmLN9cIrhEo%2Fs640%2Fbiggest_gun_ever_20100526_1884130024.jpg&hash=d637913fbe141502f8128d32802748ba)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: corourke70 on May 21, 2011, 03:26:33 am: (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flatimesblogs.latimes.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2008%2F07%2F30%2Fprincess_chunky_a_44pound_cat.jpg&hash=0ad6a16784b2593d32f4dfe58a8cd27f)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Mr_Mr_Mr on May 21, 2011, 03:31:27 am: (https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sendflowerstobangalore.com%2Fimages%2Fteddy992.jpg&hash=b04498f218ae9c06b1ee58ffecb20c45)
The teddy bear scares them off.
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: raul7legend on May 21, 2011, 07:40:30 am: Quote from: Mr_Mr_Mr on May 21, 2011, 03:31:27 am
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sendflowerstobangalore.com%2Fimages%2Fteddy992.jpg&hash=b04498f218ae9c06b1ee58ffecb20c45)
The teddy bear scares them off.

It would've scared me off! ;p
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: IxDarkDragon on May 21, 2011, 11:47:56 am: SHOTGUN ! ;D
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on May 21, 2011, 01:47:38 pm: I would use my bare hands

and punch them to death minecraft style
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: IDigUpMyOwnLegos on May 25, 2011, 05:04:56 pm: Dynamite (with a fuse) So that i can blow the heart to peices so it dies. :)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: hipstermuffin on May 30, 2011, 02:12:37 am: totally use sword / my taekwondo skills do a butterfly-kick in the face then impale another in the neck
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 12:36:41 am: f-22 raptor with a radio device to a b22 holding a whole crap load of nukes
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 05:43:53 am: Quote from: pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 12:36:41 am
f-22 raptor with a radio device to a b22 holding a whole crap load of nukes
you know how to use it?
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: grand_chill on May 31, 2011, 07:35:58 am: My foot, give em a good kick!
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: clawstrider on May 31, 2011, 08:41:01 am: Quote from: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 05:43:53 am
Quote from: pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 12:36:41 am
f-22 raptor with a radio device to a b22 holding a whole crap load of nukes
you know how to use it?

I think many people assume that if they can play CoD, they can fly planes, helicopters and shoot every weapon in history :o But then again, Pilot may well know how to fly a plane considering the name :)
Claw
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 12:28:38 pm: Quote from: clawstrider on May 31, 2011, 08:41:01 am
Quote from: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 05:43:53 am
Quote from: pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 12:36:41 am
f-22 raptor with a radio device to a b22 holding a whole crap load of nukes
you know how to use it?

I think many people assume that if they can play CoD, they can fly planes, helicopters and shoot every weapon in history :o But then again, Pilot may well know how to fly a plane considering the name :)
Claw
lol hence the name :P
but ive been obsessed with airplanes since i was a little boy studying them and their controls and what not. ive done many simulators and once when i was a litle boy i got to go in the cockpit of a southwest airlines plane and move the wings and everything
oh yeah and ive gotten so obssesed with the airforce that i have a 4 foot by 6 foot flag in my room
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 02:40:50 pm: can you make a picture of it, i'm just curious how it looks...:P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Gurjot0 on May 31, 2011, 05:23:40 pm: Quote from: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:23:13 pm
Please tell me your weapon of choice in a zombie attack :)

Minigun
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 08:49:59 pm: Quote from: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 02:40:50 pm
can you make a picture of it, i'm just curious how it looks...:P
the cockpit?
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Relkeb on May 31, 2011, 09:09:05 pm: Trench spike/knife. Best zombie defense weapon there is.

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.villagephotos.com%2Fp%2F2004-7%2F767317%2FEAGLEDIKSIDVW010.JPG&hash=950894f7b9bb68702fe63617a565a96a)

I've read the zombie survival guide a few times:

(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmaxbrooks.com%2Fimages%2Fbooks%2Fbook_cover_zsg.gif&hash=b5a307c50125c2e1ca0f13666bf97cd9)

It is praised as "the best compact anti-zombie weapon on earth".

With a non-serrated edge, the blade allows you to easily slide it through the skull of the undead, destroying its brain. The brass knuckles provide more defense with the ability to crack a zombies spine with a swift blow to the neck, severing the brain from the body.

Although, having a 9mm pistol would be a suitable weapon to use as well, and keep the trench knife for back up. Having an assult rifle weighs you down eventually, and ammo is easier to come by for a pistol. It can get you out of tight situations and be stored/carried easily. Besides, the only time you would want to have to fire your weapon is when you absolutely have to. The last thing you want to do is attract loads of attention with the sound of gunfire.

Loadout:

-9mm Pistol
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.pimpmyspace.org%2Fmedia%2Fpms%2Fc%2F74%2Fx1%2Fai%2Fa9mmpistol.jpg&hash=b063c98b1ffc621f1ac9daa290e66f2e)

-Trench knife
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.villagephotos.com%2Fp%2F2004-7%2F767317%2FEAGLEDIKSIDVW010.JPG&hash=950894f7b9bb68702fe63617a565a96a)

-Pry bar
(https://www.opticraft.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.apollo-mfg.cn%2Fcategory%2F12703-10in-flat-pry-bar.jpg&hash=12db39e7878a79484ea6d856219bbdbf)
;)
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: davioo on May 31, 2011, 09:24:48 pm: id hide in a bunker and use a nuke :P
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 01, 2011, 02:08:47 am: Quote from: davioo on May 31, 2011, 09:24:48 pm
id hide in a bunker and use a nuke :P
lol you could do it indiana jones style and hide in a refridgerator
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on June 01, 2011, 05:09:53 am: Quote from: pilot10334 on May 31, 2011, 08:49:59 pm
Quote from: Terrewee on May 31, 2011, 02:40:50 pm
can you make a picture of it, i'm just curious how it looks...:P
the cockpit?
the flag...
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: liquidcool24 on June 01, 2011, 09:07:13 am: Quote from: Gurjot0 on May 31, 2011, 05:23:40 pm
Quote from: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:23:13 pm
Please tell me your weapon of choice in a zombie attack :)

Minigun
OMG yes! That's what I would chose to. you and I would be the only survivors of a zombie attack!
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: clawstrider on June 01, 2011, 09:22:21 am: Quote from: liquidcool24 on June 01, 2011, 09:07:13 am
Quote from: Gurjot0 on May 31, 2011, 05:23:40 pm
Quote from: Ramkitty on May 18, 2011, 04:23:13 pm
Please tell me your weapon of choice in a zombie attack :)

Minigun
OMG yes! That's what I would chose to. you and I would be the only survivors of a zombie attack!

Because you would run out of ammo in a few minutes, sort out the lengthy (compared to other guns) reloading time then shoot again, but by then be over run by zombies :P
Claw
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on June 01, 2011, 03:43:23 pm: as i said, katana... INFINE AMMO! xD
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 01, 2011, 10:02:59 pm: a lightsabre could work too
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Pilot10334 on June 01, 2011, 10:03:34 pm: then again anything to do with the force would win
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Terrewee on June 01, 2011, 10:36:12 pm: how about magic? would that be better than the force?
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Juls|Azzathel on June 02, 2011, 07:30:31 am: headbutt all the way
;D
Title: Re: What Weapon Would You Use In A Zombie attack
Post by: Implosions on June 02, 2011, 07:50:28 am: I would just befriend Chuck Norris and stick by him.